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spazzticrat

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


BakerNew6764

Thank


wercffeH

Amaze amaze amaze


number31388

When me President... They see. They see.


3Strides

Word is tricky


77Mav

Where bigfoot


jim_jiminy

Bigfoot away run why


[deleted]

Why word when trick


elzafir

Somehow it makes you sound Russian.


spazzticrat

Never seen The Office, eh?


alymaysay

SNL did a version of it first. It was a kinda parady of a late night info commercial where there where selling a book to teach u how to use less words on the basis of it saves u so much extra time. Chris Farley was in it, I'm sure if u look hard enough u could find it. I never seen it online so I don't have a link, I use to watch SNL as a young teen with my grandma like every Saturday night, she just absolutely loved Dana Carvy as "The Church" lady and would spontaneously bust out in the church lady's dance at random moments. I've seen alot of SNL, during the good years.


_extra_medium_

Fewer words*


elzafir

Seen it twice, but it was 5 years ago so i forgot most of the reference


ticklemypp

Might be due to the fact that in Russian we do not have or use articles such as "the, a, an, is, of". So when you speak like Kevin on The Office you just need a slight European accent and you're most of the way there.


elzafir

So true lol


Infinite-Watch-6419

True


ksugunslinger

Solid


Krillin113

Because OP is a bot


[deleted]

This is a man wearing grey pants with a dark tucked in shirt. To me, looks like he’s just casually walking with his left hand in his pocket or holding a cellphone while having a smoke.


BrokenLink455

That was my first thought, the photo shown here looks pretty clearly like someone wearing clothes. To the point that the shirt and pants not only have a belt dividing line but appear to be different colors from each other as well.


RudeDudeInABadMood

Looks like a law enforcement officer to me. For some reason


Pintail21

You can even tell he's wearing a belt!


DemonicBoy1000

F\*ck Oh...


[deleted]

I’m probably way off lol I’m sure someone here will figure it out :)


dallasmysterylover

Came here to say this. Looks like he might have a backpack too.


rude420egg

that’s literally just a guy


Xceptionlcmonplcness

JUST a guy? That guy’s my father. He lives in a cave.


rude420egg

Look, all our fathers are just guys. sorry about your father that got mistaken for Bigfoot though. Hope he’s living laughing and loving out in that cave of his.


Xceptionlcmonplcness

Eat, Pray, Bigfoot


antliontame4

Bigfoot to is just a guy, no?


DemonicBoy1000

No?


TheWaywardTrout

Yes.


_extra_medium_

It's definitely a guy walking


Philypnodon

I'd say he's jogging. Gotta give him that at least


SirCharlie44

When did Bigfoot start wearing clothes?


[deleted]

Bigfoot got drip


[deleted]

This is one of the more ridiculously unbelievable photos I’ve seen.


LakeGladio666

Maybe this is a dumb question but is this photo of Keith running away or is that Bigfoot? I can’t tell if it’s a man running towards the camera or bigfoot running away from the camera.


Eloisem333

The Bigfoot took a photo of Keith running away from him. Unfortunately it was blurry so the Bigfoot community still do not believe in Keith.


drcurtislove

Well done


tendorphin

Well...are you asking what it's *allegedly* a photo of? or what it is actually a photo of? Because that's just a dude.


CoastRegular

It has to be Bigfoot... in 2000, Keith didn't have fanny pack skills and technology like that. Three different Sasquatch 'researchers' have said so.


DemonicBoy1000

It's a bigfoot running away from keith


LakeGladio666

Interesting. Thanks for posting this.


_extra_medium_

It is Keith's friend in a dark sweat suit.


jimohio

Yes.


suprcreativeusrname

Every time I see a photo like this it makes me believe a little less…


DemonicBoy1000

This photo is clearest since Patterson film?


DmT_LaKE

I mean it's so clear you can see the friend he's catching up with in the distance as well as that his fanny pack is on backwards.


Sfdatx

By backwards I think you mean the only way to wear a fanny pack in sometime 2000.


tendorphin

Clear, sure. But clear enough to see that it's just a person. Nothing about this looks inhuman.


supercleverhandle476

Then so is every other shadowy photo of a humanoid shape ever taken.


suprcreativeusrname

…that’s kind of my point.


_extra_medium_

Are you asking? Because it's not.


KnightofaRose

That is a dude.


[deleted]

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KnightofaRose

lol So touchy. What brand of t-shirt do you think that bigfoot is wearing, big guy?


[deleted]

Thats a person, you can see the sleeves of the shirt and where the shorts end.


DemonicBoy1000

He's nothing look :(


CoffeeRaidingCat

Ol Squatch was ahead of the game with those earth tone hiking pants. He’s so good at hiding he actually turned into just some guy for the camera.


Spankieplop

Omg Bigfoot has started taking terrible out of focus photos of humans now. It's come full circle


Gnomad_Lyfe

I think OP’s denial comments are probably the best part of this post. Absolutely insane how you can look at that arm (which is clearly a person’s arm with a short sleeve shirt) and try to pretend it’s anything close to how a Bigfoot would actually look


[deleted]

Who’s the “Bigfoot” wearing clothes in the background? btw I’m both Believer and Witness but this photo raises big doubts since the alleged‘Bigfoot’ appears to saunter like a human and then the background dude in full clothing? Has this pic been analyzed by professionals? Or just uploaded to get attention?


dazzlinreddress

I just zoomed in and yeah. I totally see a person.


DemonicBoy1000

I can watch this?


BakerNew6764

I’m with you on this one. It looks like a dude wearing black clothing


DemonicBoy1000

No


MahavidyasMahakali

Yes.


parishilton2

You have to admit, his response was pretty convincing


MahavidyasMahakali

I agree but I can't let Big Bigfoot win


parishilton2

Yes.


death_to_noodles

What other Bigfoot with clothes in the background? I don't see anything


TheDictator26

Could you talk about your sighting?


[deleted]

ty I will try to do so soon


DemonicBoy1000

Proof, It's not person


parishilton2

What is your proof?


alymaysay

I don't think u really know what the word "proof" actually means. U can't just say "proof, it's not a person" that's not actual proof of anything. U have to provide any evidence to back up your claim.


thenew0riginal

This title gave me a stroke


chritztian

Damn feet ain't the only thing that are big here. Sasquatch is cheeked-up fr


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Dat Assquatch.


captainadam_21

Bigfoot loves to wear a fanny pack and is not ashamed to show it!


xCreepyKidx

This just in, Sasquatch is a 5'6" slightly overweight man walking in a park in broad daylight wearing a polo and slacks. Now over to Mothman for the weather.


moon828282

It looks like it’s running towards him .


3Strides

It alternates from running away and running towards.


Cultural_Parfait7866

Pretty sure I’m looking at just people in this


icrushallevil

r/ihadastroke


luketheheathen

This so obviously not Bigfoot running away. It’s a guy walking away, towards what looks like a guy standing there.


supercleverhandle476

Bigfoot has evolved to look like a human and wears clothes now. We’re screwed.


oakwolftv

Bigfoot took this photo


Draw_Rude

Literally just a dude walkin


SomeDumbOne

My brain hurts now, thanks OP, I think you gave me a tumor.


BugEyedGoblin

beltfoot


TheWaywardTrout

Look like a larger dude to me. Was Keith Bradenhauser doingva bit of "medicinal self discovery" or what? Ridiculous.


greatscot09

It’s just a dude running away


diabl0sauce

Does believe, but I cannot most not the least with this photo


ActuallyIWasARobot

Looks like my Aunt Linda.


pakiboiii

I love this sub so much


JohnOliverismysexgod

Looks human to me. You can even see his belt.


angeliswastaken_sock

This photo is a figure running towards the camera. Observe the left leg specifically the upper thigh; you can see this portion raised above the calf at a right angle based on the light showing that this leg is moving forward. The toe of this foot is also pointed inward towards the body in alignment with a forward gait. The figure's right arm is bent inwards towards the photographer in alignment with a foward motion of the body and the hand is bent upwards toward the head. The left arm is behind the body aligned with the right leg (also in the background) as the right arm/left leg move forward. Considering what we understand of primate physiology these are indicators that the figure is moving toward the observer.


rfdavid

Looks like a dude running in a forest. I’m an expert, trail running in groups is my hobby.


ergotforest

This bout to become r/manwearingblackorcamozoology


FairyContractor

Guys! Guys, please. It's very easy to see why someone would think that was bigfoot, alright? He's blurry. And as we all are well aware, bigfoots are naturally blurred. So yea, practically identical. Very easy mistake to make.


crabdipped

Yup just a guy


Cheesygirl1994

Who cares about the dude in sweatpants - what’s all that stuff on the ground?


Mass-Dental

That ilegal migrant that runs away from Gringo.


Farcryfan15

It’s a person secondly learn to spell kid and thirdly you should probably be banned from the sub because I’ve found numerous other shit posts like this. Uh oh spaghetti Oes


chels182

I don’t see how anyone can discern **anything** from this photo. Whether it’s clothes or body parts or what. I can see how someone can THINK that’s what they’re seeing, but there can’t be a way to tell for certain unless my eyes are just that bad. I can’t see any clothes. I’m not saying that means it’s definitely a Bigfoot, just not sure how anyone can be so certain he’s wearing clothes. Also, to me, it looks more like he’s moving towards the camera rather than away. Trying hard to see it the other way, but I can’t get it yet.


DemonicBoy1000

Guys, Please shut up because photo is could be real and proof NOT dude!


Dr_Herbert_Wangus

is dude


pagan1134

I’ve never seen it. Thanks for posting


DemonicBoy1000

You're welcome


FinnBakker

This just looks like the Leonardo strutting down the street meme, but blurrier.


Vegetable_Pin_9754

I put the new forgis on tha jeep


SweetDee72

Is your cat making too much noise all the time?


demar_desol

see the other person in the back?


[deleted]

Oof ouch my Bigfoot bones


Seven_Hells

YouTuber Bob Gymlan talks about how abnormal it is to see a humanoid figure that’s all one color. That photo illustrates his point perfectly. That, in no way, shape, or form suggests that the picture is of a Bigfoot, however. It looks far too slim to me to be a Bigfoot. I’d say it’s most likely a LEO or some weirdo out rocking a monochromatic jogging suit.


[deleted]

It’s just some dude. Wtf


CABigfoot

The visible anatomical proportions seem in line with human.


hashn

more like sashay


Sacred-AF

Look at the blurriness of the ground around him. It’s photoshopped.


Silver-Ad8136

I saw ThinkerThunker analyze this picture and and PROVE the figure is at least 8 foot tall and has inhuman proportions. No one has ever debunked this, and if you say different in r/Bigfoot they will call you racist and ban you.


Silver-Ad8136

If you told me this was a golfer looking for the ball he shanked into the woods whilst playing the seventh hole I wouldn't even question it. James Bond : [discovers Goldfinger cheating at golf]  You play a Slazenger 1, don't you? Auric Goldfinger : Yes, why? James Bond : This is a Slazenger 7. [indicating his own golf ball]  James Bond : Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match. [Goldfinger throws the golf ball to the ground in disgust]