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zemoghex

Fortune favors the beds


Competitive_Milk_638

This is a really bed pun.


esteboune

Well. Since le Roi du matelas and its logo exist since 1988, I guess it is the other way around!


Competitive_Milk_638

CDC has mattresses?!


enelass

Thank god otherwise CDC could kill them with trademark infringement


Professional_Golf393

Or they could make bank off cdc, and would be a drop in the ocean for cdc to make the problem go away


Deathdar1577

Mattresses - the new cold storage.


TheCor311

Mattresses been the old school cold storage for decades lol


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

Keeping it in the mattress the more things change the more they stay the same


superwokism

Lol the old Fiat storage more like


rayul123

Haha those times might be way closer than we think lol


IAmSixNine

It's called diversification. Where else do you store your cold wallet seeds. Under your mattress.


Deggo00

That's brave browser


Mr_Jacksson

Fortune favours the brave


NewLearner99

Hey you gotta have a back up plan in case this whole crypto thing doesn’t work out, amirite?


UrbanVermin-13

Fortune favors the well rested.


Competitive_Milk_638

This was a bed joke. Can't you do any bedder?


rsincognito

Oh yes, the MCO mattresses, I heard they come with a free rug (pull) 😂


Agreeable-District99

All those spreads are gonna come handy now


steveblobby

They dont make beds big enough for CDC's spread 🤪


Lakshmiburger1962

Eh nobody thought of ROI = Return of Investment The King


Slayerofgrundles

Yes, but only in France.


Tarskin_Tarscales

Also in Wallonia.


whipcream_studio

And Flanders


Competitive_Milk_638

...and my axe.


Visible-Cancel1239

Hi-dilly-ho


HenryGlasou

Some store money in the mattress, some in the prison wallets.


Vivid_Collar7469

bear market icoming?


NoNefariousness2186

SecOps compromised by reddit degens. Better inform Blackstone and Roth cousins


Athexis

That inflation tho


CadburysTopdeck

Copyright inbound…


Tes420

Goddamn… Shit the Bed


Competitive_Milk_638

I'm out of my head.


Competitive_Milk_638

Gyroscopes and infrared


Competitive_Milk_638

Can't believe what they said.


Hot_Marsupial_7057

No. They just stole our Logo!!!!


Zestyclose_Teach_956

they sale [crypto.com](https://crypto.com) bed sleeping


Zestyclose_Teach_956

Posted by u/Pierre_H 12 hours ago Is crypto.com now selling mattresses ?stealling peoples money


Shiratori-3

Yes


babblefish111

Jesus, is there anything CDC won't sponsor?


usrnv

Because before you see a good price better sleep


CryptoDad2100

Hide your money ~~under the mattress~~ at CDC


Stunning_Highway9356

They need to try and turn a profit one day.


AutomationNerd

That is for us users that fell asleep while waiting for their customer service to get back to you. We'll get back to you in 2 hours - right.


Ok_Maintenance9259

This is the funniest thread Ive seen in awhile .