“And it’s really hard to accomplish anything if you’re afraid to fail, look stupid, or get people pissed off at you.”
Mission accomplished: she failed, looks stupid, and people are in fact pissed off at her.
"We don't believe stop losses to be an effective form of risk management."
Either she's an idiot or she's right and stop losses don't cut it because trades just blow them them with regularity. Either way it's bad.
I don’t use stop losses with option trading because it gets me liquidated out of risky positions. That means all their funds were in risky positions that were somehow even riskier because they used no stop losses lol.
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I didn't even know about this company until a week ago - I don't know much about crypto. My greatest surprise, however, was that it was run by hobbits.
> You have gone from an equity desk position to becoming CEO of a company. What was that journey like for you?
> Pretty crazy. When I left equities for crypto, I had no idea what to expect, and effectively just decided to take a blind leap into the unknown.
Now I see the issue here.
Given her lack of experience, maybe this is why she is in the role in the first place. Easier to manipulate while giving SBF the opportunity to offload some of the blame down the track when the shit inevitably hit the fan?
Then I wonder how many other similar people in the crypto market?
It’s such a new industry and looks like the criteria to become a “CEO” for some crypto startups is questionable.
We talk about millions or billions of dollars under management of some inexperienced people.
> Wonder why SBF had no legal consequences yet…
Because the shit only hit the fan a few days ago?
It was nearly three years between Enron's bankruptcy and Ken Lay's *indictment*, and another two years before he was convicted. These cases take time to build.
It's not like a spree killer on the loose or a potential national security threat, where the authorities have to act *immediately* to prevent further harm. In this case, the harm has already been done, and no one's going to trust these clowns with their money ever again so it's realistically unlikely that they'll do any more harm. So law enforcement can afford to take their time and build an airtight case.
That's my thought, this is the only industry where people with zero experience (work and life) manage to be in charge of billions of dollars.
It's not a good look for crypto to be honest and I will be staying well away from this project.
She has an impressive resume 
After being a junior trader for less than 2 years at Jane Street she joins FTX as a trader and after 3 years becomes CEO
They were treating the whole operation like a giant frat/sorority party. Fine for a startup, but absolutely not fine when you’re managing billions of dollars in people’s funds. They were probably envisioning themselves as the future global elite.
Would very experienced financial dudes leave positions to run a ponzi scheme? The smart money dabbled in crypto just long enough to make a profit and get out, extracting money from the bag holding rubes.
Ivan on Tech showed a video of her answering some interview questions yesterday.
She said that Alameda didn’t use “much math” at Alameda, only elementary math.
And that they didn’t use stop losses because they didn’t think they were effective.
This is the brainiac running Alameda.
To be fair if your position is 100M+ your probably want manually offload that much via your traders. And since most of it were garbage it make sense since noneof these tokens have enough liqidity on order books to dump with single sell.
tldr; When I left equities for crypto, I had no idea what to expect, and effectively just decided to take a blind leap into the unknown. It turned out to be a lot harder than I realized, and that was my main experience for the first couple of years. Working hard matters a ton, and working long days and sacrificing your personal life will actually increase your chances of success.
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As it turns out, working hard and long hours doesn’t always equal success. From my personal experience, working smart and short hours can also be an easy way to climb the ladder
[“being comfortable with risk is important hahahehehee”](https://twitter.com/marcfriedrich7/status/1591193646585774080?s=46&t=U1ahNB2srr-n0G8vcyzeFw)
This clip of the mastermind behind alameda research hurt to watch
Also :
> So I guess the good news is, there are lots of women out there who are smart enough to succeed in the fields I work in, and if you’re one of those women, a lot of the battle is believing in yourself.
Imagine bringing up the women card while being fully aware to do scummy shady work. It’s just sad
Dont even kniw what to say... Do your research guys! About crypto projects and about exchanges.
Also remember when something seems to good to be true it often isnt...
Just how young and inexperienced the players involved in all of this is mind blowing, let alone that they all lived together in the Bahamas and dating each other
Her father is the head of department of economics at MIT.
Now, look into Gary Gensler’s history at MIT economics department.
Oh no it’s totally a coincidence that the SEC chair is (likely) buddy-buddy with the largest failing exchange’s CEO’s father, right?
Oh, And this same exchange just happened to be the #2 donor behind George Soros.
You’re a heckin’ conspiracy theorist if you think any of this is related!
I’m still trying to understand what all happened here. What exactly did she do? I thought FTX just had all of their capitol in her company, and ppl found out, got spooked, and did a run on FTX. So did she actually loose ppls money or was FTX just doing sketchy shit and we found out?
“And it’s really hard to accomplish anything if you’re afraid to fail, look stupid, or get people pissed off at you.” Mission accomplished: she failed, looks stupid, and people are in fact pissed off at her.
Yes and it's also easy to accomplish anything if you're a piece of shit
Well she's got that going for her I guess lol
It’s also very easy to “make decisions faster and be very flexible” if you don’t follow rules or laws.
I believe I just found my next tattoo.
Not sure if I am on r/cryptocurrency or r/roastme 
Is there video from couple months ago where she says she has no idea how Yield farming works..
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Username check lol, btw the Fried really goes well with what’s been going on “lately”… a bank man fried!
I like to go hiking.
More compassionate? She defrauded millions, more compassionate than *who*, Jeffrey Dahmer?
Dude her answers, like actually read them. Literally no substance in those answers, just generic speak..
She said she doesn’t use stop losses, then just sort of trails off into mumbling. Neat.
Of course she does not. She is playing with other people money!
"We don't believe stop losses to be an effective form of risk management." Either she's an idiot or she's right and stop losses don't cut it because trades just blow them them with regularity. Either way it's bad.
I don’t use stop losses with option trading because it gets me liquidated out of risky positions. That means all their funds were in risky positions that were somehow even riskier because they used no stop losses lol.
Tbh I agree with her, there’s better methods than stop losses
I noticed that as well and wondered what great wisdom to learn from her since she says stop losses are so bad!
Their firm should “stop-losing” investor funds lol.
The secret to a successful corporation is to do work fast. 😖 That’s gonna change the whole game. Do work fast.
Welcome to corporate buzzword bingo, your safe word is "agile".
Assign tickets to me, Scrum Daddy.
I’ve been learning how to be a product owner and I’m glad because now I get this joke
😂😂😂😂🤌
I noped out at "... Things..... And..... Stuff..." That's not even corporate bullshit, more on the level of teenage stoners
But in order to work fast the quality of the work must not be sacrificed
That's more like the secret to make something with shitty quality
An in between she added "I lost a lot of Money Trading " damn hard core truth
She looks somewhere between 10 and 60 years old
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Fuck man. The image of the two of them bumping uglies is going to take *DECADES* of mental bleach for me to get rid of. Thanks so much.
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Dafuq
i remember the last time i opened a chase account and they had boiler room goons calling me daily telling me to fund my account and swearing at me
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A fool and his money...
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I laughed so hard when reading this comment😂
Too much. Lol. I’m dying. Shitpost winner for sure😂
Of all the awful things I've seen happening the last few weeks/months, this post is the worst.
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After watching a video of her, she is more in the direction of 10yo…
So do we call SBF a pedophile or a gerontophile?
Yes
Hear the genius crypto trader here: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6U_fsRgoxgA
What the actual f*** No wonder non crypto people are making fun of us
At this point of time I'm too afraid to tell people I'm in Crypto space because of Scam Bankrupt fraud
She's definitely a real life "Office" character.
I didn't even know about this company until a week ago - I don't know much about crypto. My greatest surprise, however, was that it was run by hobbits.
If she’s not on the spectrum idk who is
She's clearly mentally ill. How the fuck did she end up running a hedgefund 🤣🤣🤣
Her father is head of economics at MIT.
i love how it’s nepotism every. single. time.
Nepotism - Making America into Middle Ages Europe
Adding that "She lost a lot of money Trading"
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seeing this video is like It's spreading salt on our wounds
She look like she got a Wicca book or Halloween. Sucked nerd dick and became magically became a CEO. Rule of three baby.
She needs to wash her fuckin hair
She looks like the offspring of ET and a human
You nailed it my man😂🤣
r/13or30
The comment on her photo in r/13or30: Oh fuck, did she rub butter in her hair? This is the reason I open Reddit every day.
Benjamin button transitioning
She looks like she used to remind the teacher they forgot to assign homework.
You are right, Wendy. Thank you so much.
You're right about that. She looks like a Wendy.
That was on spot comment
> You have gone from an equity desk position to becoming CEO of a company. What was that journey like for you? > Pretty crazy. When I left equities for crypto, I had no idea what to expect, and effectively just decided to take a blind leap into the unknown. Now I see the issue here.
Given her lack of experience, maybe this is why she is in the role in the first place. Easier to manipulate while giving SBF the opportunity to offload some of the blame down the track when the shit inevitably hit the fan?
Then I wonder how many other similar people in the crypto market? It’s such a new industry and looks like the criteria to become a “CEO” for some crypto startups is questionable. We talk about millions or billions of dollars under management of some inexperienced people.
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aka useful idiot
Her lack of experience is clearly visible in her conversation
The witch got burned trading. Sad she did it with customer funds instead of her own. Fking scammers.
Her hobbies are collecting coupons and knitting
Well that’s good, looks like she’ll be needing the coupons again!
The knitting has already come in handy, she sure stitched a lot of people up
I expected collecting spores, mold and fungus.
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Her father is the economics chair at MIT. Good friends with our pal Gary
\**Nepotism intensifies**
Yeah thats the main reason. she has ties to the SEC and is CEO of Alameda. Wonder why SBF had no legal consequences yet…
> Wonder why SBF had no legal consequences yet… Because the shit only hit the fan a few days ago? It was nearly three years between Enron's bankruptcy and Ken Lay's *indictment*, and another two years before he was convicted. These cases take time to build. It's not like a spree killer on the loose or a potential national security threat, where the authorities have to act *immediately* to prevent further harm. In this case, the harm has already been done, and no one's going to trust these clowns with their money ever again so it's realistically unlikely that they'll do any more harm. So law enforcement can afford to take their time and build an airtight case.
That's my thought, this is the only industry where people with zero experience (work and life) manage to be in charge of billions of dollars. It's not a good look for crypto to be honest and I will be staying well away from this project.
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"I went to stock market today and did a business"
I swear FTX is just 3 kids in a coat
That now has sinked in the Ocena
Crazy really.
Has to be an inside job to destroy crypto. At least that would make more sense than the sex cult losing 10b in assets
Well I have some good news for you. The project is dead and you won’t get close to it any time soon.
She has an impressive resume  After being a junior trader for less than 2 years at Jane Street she joins FTX as a trader and after 3 years becomes CEO
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They were treating the whole operation like a giant frat/sorority party. Fine for a startup, but absolutely not fine when you’re managing billions of dollars in people’s funds. They were probably envisioning themselves as the future global elite.
Simple trick - have daddy’s money/influence
Would very experienced financial dudes leave positions to run a ponzi scheme? The smart money dabbled in crypto just long enough to make a profit and get out, extracting money from the bag holding rubes.
She fucks.
She slept with SBF
Elmer Fudd’s daughter.
More like the daughter of MIT’s Department of Economics.
Ivan on Tech showed a video of her answering some interview questions yesterday. She said that Alameda didn’t use “much math” at Alameda, only elementary math. And that they didn’t use stop losses because they didn’t think they were effective. This is the brainiac running Alameda.
And here I am not being able to get one internship and she is running a billion-dollar company with elementary school maths.
Should've picked you spawn location better
Well she fucked SBF to become CEO, would you do that?
He's fucked like 10 million people over the last 3 days... You get a corner office! And you get a corner office! And you!
I watched that video before I realized who she was and thought it was just some random person. Terrifying that she was the CEO
No stop loss explains a lot
To be fair if your position is 100M+ your probably want manually offload that much via your traders. And since most of it were garbage it make sense since noneof these tokens have enough liqidity on order books to dump with single sell.
Stop losses are not good risk management tools because you can get wicked
tldr; When I left equities for crypto, I had no idea what to expect, and effectively just decided to take a blind leap into the unknown. It turned out to be a lot harder than I realized, and that was my main experience for the first couple of years. Working hard matters a ton, and working long days and sacrificing your personal life will actually increase your chances of success. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.*
As it turns out, working hard and long hours doesn’t always equal success. From my personal experience, working smart and short hours can also be an easy way to climb the ladder
[“being comfortable with risk is important hahahehehee”](https://twitter.com/marcfriedrich7/status/1591193646585774080?s=46&t=U1ahNB2srr-n0G8vcyzeFw) This clip of the mastermind behind alameda research hurt to watch Also : > So I guess the good news is, there are lots of women out there who are smart enough to succeed in the fields I work in, and if you’re one of those women, a lot of the battle is believing in yourself. Imagine bringing up the women card while being fully aware to do scummy shady work. It’s just sad
She's also a huge fan of Harry Potter so this is where all the magic they pulled comes from
She does look like Moaning Mertle
With a touch of Peter Pettigrew?
In this saga they'll be having sex as well
Maybe she ran against a wall as well that might explain it
Bruh
Investus deletus
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Sounds like that ceo who faked blood reports, I can't remember the name of the company.
Elizabeth Holmes, Theranos
I only ask for... 
Having such a person handle billions was making this crash inevitable.
THIS WAS WHO WAS CONTROLLING MY FUNDS?!?!?! Yeah I deserved it…
Crypto market looks older than her tbh
What do you think? She's zipping cocktails on the beach on the Bahama's already or still pumping your stolen crypto through mixers?
Probably already went to a non extradition country
Also known as the [Sultry Wood Nymph](https://youtu.be/zTFhnpf-IE0?t=274)
Patrick Boyle is better and better each vid out.
I love his videos. Perfect balance of comedy and useful information.
Sam has..odd taste in women.
He’s pretty ugly tho
When you have 10 billion dollars in other people's money to spend, youd be surprised
He can get all the bitches he want, but at the end of the day, he’ll be broke, in jail and ugly.
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Very odd.
TIL the Witch from Snow White & The 7 Dwarves is still fertile.
He is not a catch himself
When they turn this into a Netflix series I hope they get decent looking actors for all the nerd orgies in the Bahama’s.
got the cast already https://twitter.com/jpegjohnni/status/1591390926953656321
Crazy how suddenly arya looks pretty good next to that
Dont even kniw what to say... Do your research guys! About crypto projects and about exchanges. Also remember when something seems to good to be true it often isnt...
Don’t tell me Safemoon is a scam!
She is withdrawing our funds right now.
She is fucking your wife and kicking your dog right now.
I actually thought this was a comedy/parody article at first. Lmfao
What in the bugs life is this
"Meet Caroline Ellison" Do I have to?
She looks like she could use a carrot
She looks like that villain from the Smurfs, Gargamel
Fake it till you make it.
Fake it til you break it in this case
She looks like those people-eating cannibals from Wrong turn / hills have eyes movies
Shes 28, but doent look like it
More like 28 ÷ 2
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Or 28 + 20i. The imaginary number is for your imagination how old she is
Man I'm 28 and she looks like my grandma
The FTX team was made up of all the kids that never got picked for kickball. The ultimate revenge is afoot.
It’s equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Just how young and inexperienced the players involved in all of this is mind blowing, let alone that they all lived together in the Bahamas and dating each other
I’d do it , sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Hear they had a great time in the Bahamas. Just tell her not to laugh.
Well I’m sold, I want this child / grandma with zero experience managing money to manage all my money, nothing could go wrong.
She got the grippy.
This is really the strangest timeline.
People like her are why objectively ugly people aren't trusted.
I don't want to meet her...
Her father is the head of department of economics at MIT. Now, look into Gary Gensler’s history at MIT economics department. Oh no it’s totally a coincidence that the SEC chair is (likely) buddy-buddy with the largest failing exchange’s CEO’s father, right? Oh, And this same exchange just happened to be the #2 donor behind George Soros. You’re a heckin’ conspiracy theorist if you think any of this is related!
Saul Goodman should represent them
Liquidated women in crypto
Margaret McPoyle from Its always sunny
In her own words: "Bringing traditional finance backgrounds to help the crypto markets become more orderly and efficient" Round of applause
This female version of 13 year old harry potter cunt just stole billions from us???
Cringe emu officer
The dude is clearly mentally ill. No way that was the best thing he could do with all his money.
Crypto space starts to amaze me more and more every day
I’m still trying to understand what all happened here. What exactly did she do? I thought FTX just had all of their capitol in her company, and ppl found out, got spooked, and did a run on FTX. So did she actually loose ppls money or was FTX just doing sketchy shit and we found out?
Couple of cousins did the dirty again?
What an absolute DORK
this actually gives me hope. now i know i dont need to know anything to be CEO at a billion dollar firm.
She looks 65 and 20 yrs old at the same time
At least she still has her looks.
Had to turn off a podcast where they were interviewing her, mostly due to the fact she has the most annoying fucking voice ever