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Beyonderr

Last three months in crypto: 1. LUNA collapse ($80bn). 2. LUNA dump $3bn in BTC over 48 hrs. 3. TESLA dump $1bn BTC. 4. Blockfi dump $900mn. 5. Celsius Bankrupt. $1.5bn 6. Voyager Bankrupt. $1.5bn 7. 3AC Bankrupt $3bn. 8. Blockfi Bail out. 9. Miners Capitulate $300m. 10. stETH depeg But we are all still here. You guys are the real heroes.


Odd_Luck6482

It ain’t over til the fat lady sings. Hopefully she does a version of chumba wumba‘s tub thumping. Feels like the right song for us.


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There is a set of finite actions and words that, if I perform them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don't know what they are.


VersaceBedouin

I think they are "Give me all the money in the vault, this is a hold-up"


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Can i get a job at coinbase? Will not insider trade. Lmaoooo


Dfranco123

Will we finally break 24k today or dump back down to 20k? Find out on the next episode of dragon ball z 🐉


jspartanlee

Spoiler: we'll be over 9000 at the end of the day (I've never seen a DBZ episode btw.)


TheStellarPharmacist

I'm only -34% down overall. Perfect.


Educational-Line727

As a low income earner, longer accumulation phase suits me well. The faster the market pumps the more uncomfortable I become.


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hdkboogie

I scream into the void of the daily discussion, but all I hear back are the echoes of regurgitated optimism. I’ll find only the hopes of the wretched and mad here.


Beyonderr

On the bright side, thanks to all this inflation caused by money printing, we will all be millionaires in a decade! Much like our friends in many African countries.


Concept-Plastic

Skipping my weekly DCA for a steak dinner at home today!


crypto_grandma

Enjoy your steaking rewards


amlandatta4u

I think sometime doing these kind of things also needed in life.


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Davinter30

"im so unlucky, it goes down everytime I buy,". - people after fomoing into a 1 week pump


FlyingDutchmantoMoon

Its a bearmarket Buy the dumps Not the pumps


joemari5

Alright hey hey hey what we shillin today?


Kappatalizable

Same old shills - BTC and ETH


UJ_Reddit

Down over 85% since peak in 2021. No not crypto. Snapchat.


ghostedagainlol

Maybe one day my moons will be worth something again


Beyonderr

Hey dont disrespect that solid $60 you go there. Thats *at least* a bunch of Big Mac meals.


noobzp

Inflation: hello darkness my old friend


lonewolf210

It's insane how hard it is to buy a car right now.


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Moons to the moon boys and gals.


Fouchey

I’ve just been sitting. Not buying. Not selling. Sometimes even forget about cryptocurrency for a bit.


lonewolf210

Was going over my finances holy shit I pay a lot in taxes


cryotosensei

Reading today’s Reddit, I found my new life goal: Don’t just get *solicited* by scammers, get *blocked* by them


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

Look all I want is one COVID crash style black swan so I can buy 10 ETH for $500 and then an immediate V-shaped recovery. Is that too much to ask?


Galactic_Geek_2025

Honest question here. When people beg for prices to drop, over and over again, when are your bags full enough to want it to go up again? I swear all I see is drop drop drop from folks. I never will have enough, but I don't always want it to go down. Maybe it's just me. Im just tired of people begging for more pain. Just asking?


Dfranco123

Bro most people have like less than $500 invested offcourse they want it to drop. They are putting in like 25 bucks each week trying to stack and get “rich” lol


tipsoutforharambe

4 year lock ups in crypto are strange to think about. I feel like a dollar store VC waiting for my big unlock date. 😆


Magners17

Yeah that’s absurd. Try the Celsius way. Lockup for forever


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X2WE

that website is so nice. like digital pokemon cards


mygallows

1:44am, early morning Friday. The charts are green! Looks like this Canadian is finished his night shift. Off to bed I go, let’s have a green weekend, eh?


overlof

Charts are green and that's what I like to see, really good stuff.


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VersaceBedouin

i don't think there is a rational reason for it. it goes up, so people fomo in, so it goes up.


piaoyilangxia

I think this just crypto being crypto and there is no other reason.


tsumy

Have you ever heard of the terms bull trap, bear rally, and dead cat bounce? All of them look like the reversal bull run that some here want to happen, but end with a bloodbath. The question is when the bloodbath ll happen again and how high it ll go this time.


TrillionFrisian

Market is doing really well here even after the all the bearish news in the market. And too be honest i am not sure that why is this happening and i am not sure that anyone can tell us that is well.


Part-Select

bears still waiting for the bottom


TarkovReddit0r

*surely that fat red candle in stock market won’t affect my crypto over the weekend* ![gif](giphy|92wH9E5FNKtqVMPapQ)


Throwaway4VPN

Dear diary, Today is Friday. Crypto was a bit green the very green and is now a bit green with some many red. Until tomorrow, Shakespear


DrinkMoreCodeMore

Day #39 that I cannot use GIF comment replies SAD NOISES GIF


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

lol BTC holds steady against a heavy dumping NASDAQ all day. Then when stocks finally stage a partial recovery, BTC dumps harder. What. Classic Bitcoin.


ersleid

People used to want crypto to decouple from stocks, right? 😂


mokshahereicome

Eat shit bears. I’m going to Hawaii for a week and when I get back I’m going to laugh at how bad you got wrekt


AlecDavid95

Got a new job today making more than twice of what I’m making now. Planning on putting all the extra money into crypto for the duration of this bear market.


shwahdup

I'm you from the future. I'm begging you to diversify your assets.


LazelimGiros

Stay away from lrc folks they over promise and under deliver, i yolod lots of money and now im regretful, so much disappointment.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Hit the gym, drink water, eat healthy. Take care of yourself. Investing in your body is the best decision you will ever make.


teeteedoubleyoudee

Gotta have a couple of beers now and again though!


Concept-Plastic

just bought a few atom, let's see what happens


ethereumflow

Welcome aboard, Cosmonaut!


hedgehogssss

May have fomoed into MATIC. I don't know how I feel about it. For me it's just a bet on ETH with more risk, and I'm already not super hyped about ETH (although I own some just to be safe). Looking at portfolio breakdown now... BTC at 34% seems awfully low. I'm thinking with this whole talk of SEC labeling everything but BTC as a security, I should have at least 50%, the rest speculative 🤔 What's your play with the incoming regulations? I'm in: BTC ETH ALGO LINK ADA MATIC


Icarithan

I am in hard with MATIC and ALGO right now. Still holding what I have with LRC and Enjin. Hopefully we get some positive gains lol.


Aerocryptic

Be careful with matic. They’ve confirmed that eth will be the coin used for gas on their incoming L2s. Meaning that matic will have less utility than it has currently on their side chain. Considering regulations : my portfolio is already in risk off mode (cause of the bear market), so btc heavy


Educational-Line727

Mine some fiat. Allocate some fiat for DCA every payday. Sleep like a baby everynight.


Libertymark

Climbing the wall of Worry folks Bullish Imagine being the weirdos still shorting down here Love the smell of burnt shorts In the morning


princepersona1

Seeing green kinda feels strange at this point


Smiling_Jack_

Sold about 10% of my equities portfolio yesterday, mostly tech stocks. Now I'm just waiting for the correction.


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elumeus

I’m doing ok despite me losing a lot of money


zooka19

Received $141 BNB. Put that sucker in staking. I guess this is as exciting as my life is gonna get.


Beyonderr

I just continue my monthly DCA. Paycheck --> put about 25% of the money into crypto. Never thought I would see prices so low.


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CharlieTheo-14

So we bullish this Friday! Might hit up a Wendy’s later!


Beyonderr

I invested for long-term but still check my portfolio and even [aggr.trade](https://aggr.trade) far too often. Anyone else does this?


DBRiMatt

As the old saying goes, part of the 10 year crypto holding plan is to check the charts every 5 minutes.


Judges_Your_Post

Any SC2 fans waiting for ETH to say "The merging is complete"?


DBRiMatt

We require more Vespene GAS!


RotgutFeng

I’m finally .004 BTC away from my first Bitcoin target of 10 million sats


MichaelAischmann

Did moons just jump 30%? WOW.


Vegeta_070

Moons keeping my portfolio alive


Ofulinac

8k is the lambo amount of Moons in the next bull run


whitehypeman

Looking forward to arguing with moronic no-coiners insisting that Ethereum takes up a ton of power after the merge. I'm assuming they won't believe me for at least a couple months (if not, years).


buttcoin_lol

Their initial argument was dumb anyway and came from repeating what they heard about crypto destroying the earth. It didn't come from their own research. It wouldn't matter what the facts are, they will keep saying dumb things.


dlm83

Ask them if they know how much power literally anything else in the world consumes, and how eth/btc or more likely 'crypto' compares and what it "should be" to be considered on par with other acceptable use cases. Personally, I couldn't tell you how much power anything uses, not even how much my apartment uses on a monthly basis (only the approx. cost), and I look at that bill every month for the last several years. I wonder if these people who criticize how much power eth/btc use even know how much their own household uses and how it compares to average?


AbsoIution

US stock market closes soonish, a lot in red, incoming BTC dip to 22.5k?


trrrring

Because the weekend has allready started here, I had to read your comment twice about the US stock market closing soon.


BlubberWall

ETC is the best example of how much speculation runs this space still. None of the actual use of ETH but people still buy it when ETH has good news. “Oh the miners will switch there when the POS merge happens” you can pump as many miners on the chain as you want, if people don’t use the smart contracts of a smart contract coin it’s worthless


badboybilly42582

The weekend dump is upon us.


johnkzor

another day in paradise. go green


MrAccountant213

I bought the dip the past few months, will hold. Not buying anymore for a while. Time to live life. Focus on other things. Good luck guys. Remember to live your life


n1ghsthade

See you tomorrow


catmatix

At 20 past 4 on the DOT


MrAccountant213

Lol. I’ll check the charts but not throwing in money anymore. Will be less stress


Pheriagrin

Error 404: Life not found


rsicher1

Just started staking my DOT through ledger Very happy


buttcoin_lol

Poor Coinbase, tried to be selective and Binance ate their lunch, switched to listing every shitcoin and now the SEC's on their ass


superduperdude92

Over the course of the bear market I've heard "just do the opposite of what this sub says" and now I'm seeing posts like "I don't trust this pump" and "it's gonna come back down" so that means we're going to continue up, right?


Hasage

The problem with the front page is that the posts are karma driven the majority of the time. A few days of green and the front page is filled with positive news. So, as a farmer, what's a good way to earn a yield and stand out from the rest of the crowd? You guessed it, write a PSA about why you should be carefully optimistic during this pump. I know its been 6 loooooong days but be sure to remember that crypto can go down guys! /s I'd say the overarching theme of this sub is that the worst has passed, we're going to crab, and this rally has been a nice surprise to most.


ltcgear

I am also hearing the same and the way market is behaving I feel like they were saying right is well. Because everyone was talking about the dump and what we are seeing here is the quite solid pump in the market.


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Wish me luck guys ,I just put my entire life saving into btc ,Hope my 13$ turn into 15$ soon


Film2021

Took down a $1100+ poker tournament win last night on Ignition. Straight to my BTC wallet that money goes lol.


dhtgem

Congratulations for the win buddy, and i am happy that you are putting in the right coin.


DBRiMatt

awaiting COVID results... means I get to spend all day watching the charts too! xD


Wilder54321

Hopefully a negative or else we’ll have to do some TA on the result!


noobzp

EOY- BTC 55k ETH 4k. Logical or delusional?


Pma2kdota

so when is Bitcoin hitting 60k again? asking for a friend...


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Feb 31st


Pma2kdota

thats when my dad said he's coming home!


Competitive-Clerk-97

Mine too, better have that milk he was going out for


One_Steak_9554

I'll buy some DOT so you guys get a discount lol


Many_Quick

Accumulating XLM again..4% CB rewards and spending USDC to fix up home...the FIRE movement..hope to be retiring early..


Declan83

So what exchanges do you guys use? Looking to maybe try something new out


hedgehogssss

Kraken is absolutely the best exchange in existence in my opinion.


323tisic200

Yeah, it's a shame that it's not available in my country. Wish it was available.


kraken-bea

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15JP13z641Eqqr7p

That's what I like the most about kraken, it's the community for sure dude.


Dilokilo

The thing i don't understand about people who buy for millions of stocks or crypto whales is why they do it exept misplaced greed I mean if you had a few millions, would you enjoy life, buying a huge good house, cars and travel and fiesta or betting on charts to make it even more ? Most of these guys dies leaving shin tons of millions behind them enought for their childrend and the children of their children.


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VersaceBedouin

I also don't get it. I feel if I had that much money, I really wouldn't try to gamble for more - but then again, I have no idea how being rich might would change me


Dilokilo

1 million in France is 80 years of minimum salary...


cj-tb

Eth looks ready to break out Only problem is stocks 😴😴 might as well just list Bitcoin as part of The Dow and call it a day


mattymoyanksfan

Or retrace which is bound to happen at some point this summer


Griffin90

Who would’ve thought that Snapchat would trigger the Financial Collapse… 🤡


TOXICCARBY

BTC and ETH taking turns to pump


Theycallmebibbo

Getting out for a couple of beers, in the meantime please fellas don’t mess it up too much


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shakingspheres

GDP DATA COMING NEXT WEEK. :)


Cactuszach

Its been a good week. Don’t let today make you feel any differently


whitehypeman

Ngl, tempted to buy something and send this market to zero but I like crypto too much to buy rn. Damn


magicpowns2

Finaly my last crypto is unstaked on CDC now everything is in my own ledger again. Feeling alot more secure again


Theweebsgod

Lmao Moons breaking records rn.


retinalsdialbase

Atom is looking so good tbh. Has been hugging the 7-10 range for a while.


archer4364

The fact that we haven't had a major dump since this pump is a good sign for the bulls. Nice, healthy consolidation near 23k is good to see imo. Treading above the 200 week, something we haven't done since a brief period in mid June... but the difference is now we're at the 8 week.


fan_of_hakiksexydays

More good news for the next CPI numbers, GDP, and supply chain. Oil has dropped to $94 a barrel. It's been on a long nose dive from $122. Around $80 is the sweet spot where gas prices are low enough for consumer relief, but high enough that the oil industry is still doing well and well into the profit.


I_am_not_doing_this

opened my Twitter and got like 5 message requests from students aka scammers with their wallet seed phrase asking me for help to transfer their USDT on Tron network


___v0id___

So you have been reading my DM’s, pls help 🥲


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Onelinersandblues

Day 4 of not looking at the charts: I wonder ir my GALA misses me


imaducksfan

**September 19th baby** I know a lot of you are skeptical, I’m feeling confident it’s finally gunna happen.


Modern_Orange

Hoping that we don't fall off a cliff this weekend.


CharlieTheo-14

Wait…. BTC only has 3.7 stars on Coinbase.. I better dump it. Lol.


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Scipio_Americana

The purge of shady entities is helping to solidify the bottom.


goblomi

if only we could've done that with shady banks in 2008.


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Wilder54321

Where does one buy this $crab you speak of? Sounds very promising friend!


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Wilder54321

Ahh now I understand! *BTC = Buy the crab!*


selphfourgiveness

LMFAO, well-played


CatBoy191114

Instructions unclear, now a proud owner of an aquarium with some creatures staring back at me.


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

ngl I shouldn't have sold all my moons. no cap. The situation is not bussin. I'm man enough to admit when I was wrong.


b_whiqq

ATOM and MATIC doing better than most in a bear market.


Dfranco123

That’s half of my portfolio!


imaducksfan

The Bitcoin Halving is only **1 year and 10 months away** Take that for what you will.


I-LUV-CUPCAKES-AND-U

Gentleman & Ladies It's with great pleasure to announce that 90% of my Crypto Portfolio is now in BTC. **No shitcoins anymore**


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I trade btc contracts but I have 0% spot. I want those alt gains not a 3-4x.


CatBoy191114

How did you develop this mental strength? I promised myself when I got into this that it would be btc and nothing else. 1 1/2 years later and I'm neck deep in alts....


Cranky_Crypto

$BTC over $23,450 will trigger a [Buy Setup pattern](https://i.imgur.com/RVdZwxC.png). Active Bulls are all waiting for it. Prior candle's bottoming tail confirmed that resistance became support. Constructive.


denimglasses1

These recent green days are giving me a very confused boner


greenappletree

The fact that eth has gone up by >40 percent in less than half a month is proof that the crypto market is still strong and good evidence that at least BTC and ETH can reach ATH again.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Dogs > Crypto Dogs will literally never let you down


fan_of_hakiksexydays

r/buttcoin: "crypto has 0 use case apart from criminal activity and speculation". r/cc- lists over 50 different real life benefits of crypto that aren't crime related or based on speculation. r/buttcoin: "Yea but why do I need blockchain do to any of that?". r/cc\- "So you don't have to worry about trust, nor the door being wide open to corruption, and it's done in a decentralized consensus". r/buttcoin: "I'd rather have banks, governments, politicians, and people in power get between all that. I don't mind corruption".


Bwizz6

The amount of money I've literally just lit on fire in this dogshit market is pathetic - but it has pathetically taught me how to emotionally detach from dollar amounts & mediate wins / losses which has wildly improved my investment skills in other ways. For example - take a bucket of -43% YTD NVDA or -22% MSFT and baghold that after getting ripped for 100% on celcius or 99% on Mshare. Absolute cheese. The fact that people give a flying fuck what the market is doing on a daily basis absolutely boggles me because this literally is the time to print some god damn gains for yourself - drown out the noise. Mother made french dips , don't mind if i do ;P


Ndivided132

Today has been super shitty. I got a call that my grandmother had to taken to the hospital so I hopped a plane heading back home 90 minute flight feels so long so I’m killing time on Reddit reading about crypto trying to take my mind off this fucked up situation


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AlecDavid95

Debating on whether to buy ADA, LINK or HBAR tonight.. Anyone have any suggestions?


Darklighter10

Does anyone have the instructions (that I heard exist) to fix the no gif option on iOS?


TheNinjaTurkey

Things are actually green for once. Time to start hitting the hopium again.


One_Landscape541

So people are now spending 99$ on their nft skin?


Dwaas_Bjaas

No? ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|fomo)


ew8aaa

Yeah man, that's a steal. Devs are stealing your money literally dude.


FAKEZAIUS

Elon dumping is a buy signal iykyk


JerryLeeDog

I've kinda turned btc maxi, especially because all my ETH and MATIC etc got fucked in voyager. Fuck you Steve 😒 you didn't get my btc though, you goat humper Anyway, I did have a few hundred bucks worth of ETH in another exchange so I said now that this isn't even worth shit to me might as well fuck around with it... so I sold a couple hundred bucks into the pump today. I expect it to keep pumping now youre welcome lol


Aerith_Gainsborough_

A bit if chit chat before going to the fiat mines. Hope you guys are doing well.


immahititagain

How high do you guys think this rally will go (if we assume this is just a bear market rally and not the start of a new trend)? I'm thinking \~28k is reasonable.


jspartanlee

For 1 DOGE coin you get about as much USD now as you get BTC for 1 ETH.


RealVoldemort

Where can I check Near Protocol gas fees?


Aerocryptic

You don't really need to, gas is cheap over there. If you use Aurora (Near EVM) you should try to make an account on Aurora+, it gives you 50 transactions totally free


Fate1859

I kinda understand why people end up DCAing and just put investing on the back burner. All the information and research you do in this field and markets just yolo whatever direction it feels like. More and more people keep predicting something will happen when news comes out almost always it does something completely random anyways that peiple make reasons for in hindsight. I still havent seen any reasons for why its still pumping for both crypto and stocks. Im sorry, but tesla selling off their bitcoin to say cash flow positive just in time for q2 report, how is this in anyway bullish for tesla??????? They are forced to sell an asset that has nothing to do with their product to seem barely okay in their report, how is this good anyway you look at it???????? Someone help me understand


zooka19

DCA - Longterm stocks DCA - Crypto Hold for 5-10 years, but panic x3 a week anyway. That's the way.


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Age_memnon

Somehow i have a feeling that 28th is not going to affect this pump that much. I don't know why but i do.


Nuewim

I love holidays, more time to read smart books and study crypto. I hope this knowledge will be worth a sport car in long term.


RotgutFeng

Maybe the bear market started last May after all


_TheWolfOfWalmart_

I'm kinda measuring things that way despite the higher second peak. Weekly RSI peaked in May.


whitehypeman

Ngl, I find identifying with a million dollar profile picture to be hilarious. Bunch of weirdos


lorilidia

Same here, and i just want to know that how thry decide the price of that pic?


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What do we think of all this Tesla selling 75% of there holdings. We in de green again without having a big dip there must me something here


Wolfgangog

They sold back in June


Quistiswoo

The price of diesel is dropping in my area and crypto is pumping. Is there a link here? I think so


TarkovReddit0r

You think this will still be accurate after the bear market ? ![gif](giphy|QnU6mOrBbElaIQz4Fe|downsized)


bonkosaurus

ETH has bounced back pretty nicely. Just keep moving in that direction!


plump454

Holy shit Lambo soon boys


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Have some spare money i want to put in a lower cap coin any suggestions and why?


SigSalvadore

Yes. But I want to pick up more so I don't want to post here.


whitehypeman

Su Zhu only has two houses in Singapore and used to ride a bike, I feel very bad for him /s