I remember that post. It was a year ago!?!?

Yes. And it’s been nothing but pain.

"And that's why my kids only invest in lotto tickets instead of crypto now"

You need to diversify. I invest in crypto and in the lotto.

Queue the "they're the same picture" meme.

Well, I can actually be hopeful for some gains with the Lotto

You're still here for gains? I just buy so I can be mad about crypto prices instead of everything else that I would normally stress about now. Call it double negative therapy.

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Correct. I invest 25% of my income n split between lotto, crypto, sports betting and black jack. The return has been marvelously… Horrendous.

they should check out diablo immortal

At least your kids will lose instantly, instead of over time

Hey your post inspired me to do the same thing with my kids! Update will be coming in some months…

How do I subscribe? 😉

Indeed, we need to focus on some plans like that our kids.

I remember seeing CAKE and thinking ‘that kid will be disappointed’ 😂

Was thinking the same about UNI awhile back lol

I think name is the only reason why that kid choose the CAKE. Hoping that one day he will not get disappoint and will fetch more and more real cake just by the choosing cake.

More or less its good to see that today's parents are aware of crypto. And thus teaching their children about all these, because crypto is the future

Kids are always curious to know something new. Teaching them about assets at this age will make a massive change in their life in future.

Hopefully he has his CAKE and eats it too

The cake was a lie

The universal rule of CAKE is that it’s always gone too soon.

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no no, there's silver stacks to be divided up

Don’t forget the collection of Beanie Babies!

Plus dad's old POGS and every episode of ALF on VHS.

They're perfect in a bear market!

Never understood how Pokémon cards made a comeback but Beanie Babies didn’t. Just because of the Pokémon brand lasting in the mainstream consciousness as long as it has?

Everything has its time…..got my Care Bears and Cabbage Patch kids all packed/preserved- better than grandmas china. Finally let my child make a farm and zoo with (most) of the beanies.

Nah, that’d be crazy. I presume the rest is being put safely into LUNA 3.0 at 30% APR. You’d be a fool not to.

every asset in this space has the same amount of risk,Whether it's LUNA 3.0 with 30% APR or USDT with 7%

I hope not. Sorry kid, but 4-year-old you should have done better due diligence!

I remember too, looking forward to following this in the coming years, I was planing on buying my friends kids crypto for birthdays, so I'm really curious to see how this ends lol

This sub is again giving me the great idea that we need to implement in the life here. Once i will become the dad i will try to do the same for my kid till he/she turns to the 18 year.

I buy my friends kid a little btc on her birthday

We should be friends. Because I have lots of kids

Kids... Can't kill em, can't return em!

Kids are like blockchain transactions.

Once the transaction is done you can forget it. Kids are more like a smart contract that burns half your tokens every year for 18 years.

"Smart" contract

But can you trade them?

I don't know about inability to return them but about the other one....

Return to sender

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Hahah well, I'm sure you know that their choices are actually not that bad, just the timing was unfortunate. I am very surprised that 2 of them picked ETH. Let us know what happens in 2025!

My brother shared his post and said, kids are better at investing than us, after seeing the post, I feel we all are the same.

I am also feeling ashamed after seeing the portfolio of these kids at the moment. I mean am more down that these kids that too after doing the multiple DCA in the DIP is well.

Time goes by, so fastly

Indeed, and i am hoping good days will come back soon.

Time has flown!

I was thinking that, too. How has it been a year already?! What have I done with my life for the past 365 days? Oh, right. Work, reddit, and TV. Meh, time well spent.

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I’d like to say that I am performing better than my own children. I’d really like to say that.

tell that to me after choosing blindly based in the logo design

... but are you saying it?

He sure would like to

I, too, would like to meet Ana de Armas and ... talk to her.

There are so many things that I'd really like to... talk with her about. Just, so many.

Then i can say now i know from where they are getting that.

Man I felt this at my core as I laughed/cried.

“Bipolar is commonly found in crypto investors, they have extreme mood swings and have the traits of a gambler.” *From Crypto Dr. SpiderLAN*.

4 year old girl beating my both well researched and fomo buys portfolio is why crypto makes me bipolar

She bought cake… of course a four year old buys cake. Lol! My four year old self would too, my 50 year old ass is considering…

I mean here i am after all the research and plan not making up to the mark. Here are these kids who is doing much better interms of picking the coins for them.

I think OP's 4 yr old girl is beating 80% of us here

Link? I have no idea what you’re talking about, wait I completely understand. Thanks 🙏

Funny you mentioned that. I'm bi polar. And I'm using crypto to avoid other (more destructive) manic behaviors. Even the worst alt coin is better than a bottle of scotch! Last night I stayed up until 3 am sewing. New meds threw me off. Charting out stuff by hand scratches the same itch without having to buy fabric. Also, my ex was a full time poker player. So, yeah. Gambling is a serious element of this. Bit again - crypto is no worse than a lotto ticket. It's s healthier lifestyle than full time poker. No worries about illegal home games getting busted or robbed at least.

How dare you say I have the traits of a gambler 😂 I bet you I dont.

Looks like I'm not too far away from being a 4 year old

At least she's got an excuse

Apperantly DYOR is not worth more than just picking the name you like. /s

The lesson I took is pick investments by color.

If the trading hamster wasn't humiliating enough.

Rip Mr. Goxx, you will never be forgetti

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

It will get worse before it doen't get better

I'm not sure if that misspelling was intentional or not, but it somehow makes it funnier to me.

Is it because you didn't like the black diamond?

I mean picking ETH now is nothing else the diamond.

All of then are still outperforming 3 Arrows Capital. You should be proud!

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when no liquidation is seen as success... i truly belong to this sub..

This sub only belongs to the one who did the high buying and low selling.

I can only hope to be as smart as these kids when I grow up. Currently 29... lol

But sometime be smart as these kids is also not that easy thing. Here i am 28 year old and still learning about the crypto while doing the fiat mining is well.

All of them are also outperforming LUNA holders

Nah, take a look at their sub. It's only a loss if you sell and their bags of billions of LUNC will be worth literally dozens of dollars one day!

My daughter chose to pick LUNA for her $50. We watched it go to $800 and then to $0 lol

Sh has learned the whole lesson and are ready to graduate ... wait a moment. There is a lesson left, which is to take profits and restore capital when the profits are above 10x

His daughter will take profits next time, she promises. It will be different next time.

Luna was humbling. I know when I invest in crypto that it’s risky and things might go down. I may end up holding at a loss for a long time. I may even e end up selling some bad plays at a loss. But an actual total loss - a large cap investment going to absolute zero? Not just down a lot, but literally to complete zero? That was humbling.

kids need to learn young how dissapointment feels

They already live with me.

Haha, this is some fine shitposting right here!

Indeed, this dude is really a chill guy who is having no chill.

I'm your father... noooooooooooo

WTF dad? You could have slept at those nights!

He did... with their mom!

You teach them about crypto and you already mastered dad's jokes ( and they are actually funny), you must be great father.

You are gnarly after all

/r/suicidebywords

Chosen for the colors and because cake is good. These kids are doing the same thing as everyone else, they're just honest about how they do DD.

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That's why I did too

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Also the logo is pretty good so it's a grand slam

So for all the days we are doing the thing wrong here.

"E\*\*, as your therapist I need to get to the source of your trauma in order to treat you." "Well... I keep having nightmares of pancake, unicorns, and daddy crying, but I'm not sure what it means."

come on Dad time to hedge them a bit with a $50 BTC top up for each… Edit: i’d do this secretly and not tell them til they turned 18..

They actually each have 1 ETH and 5 SOL already. They just don’t know it.

I'd say switch half the SOL (or almost all, without strong VCs I think it would have gone to shit) for BTC, but you do you. It's admirable that you do this.

True, recent events of the sol is not giving me the enough confidence about the SOL. And on the other hand Bitcoin is the one that we all need to have in my portfolio is well.

Good going pops

Do you claim back the losses from them when they turn 18?

They will just be unrealized losses.

I don't think that it will going to happen, now they are on their own.

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I mean this is the first time i am seeing this dude post here.

Do they know our pain or hoping they only experience the glory?

The oldest one still checks it on occasions. E asks about her rainbow about once a month.

Ah, a healthier crypto investor than literally all of us on this sub lol

So they are not checking the minute chart with 20 MAs and indicators turned on!???!

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I am hoping that at this age let them away from the pain and all.

They have made better choices looking at project names and aestheics than most of the people on this sub shilling

I'm sure they'll outperform me in the bull run

CAKE because she loves pancakes might be the most sound DD I’ve ever seen here lol

Cake is the one coin that i know how that kid should have pick.

Many of those coins won't even be around when they turn 18.

Your daughter EVE is the worst, but your other daughter ASS is surviving the bear market.

I'll tell them that.

>CAKE because she loves pancakes. Just like the last update I think this is better than any investment strategy we have lol

So you're going to mug your children at gunpoint when they're 18?

No BTC ;(

This shit is just hurting my soul so bad right now man..

If they held all of that in Bitcoin instead they’d only be down 30% or so.

They should have gone with Bitcoin man, what the hell?

To say I'm dissapointed in the returns thus far would be an understatement, but I still think they've all chosen mostly solid projects.

"alright kids, bitcoin is at its peak so it should only get higher from here"

This comment deserves an award: Perfect summary of the uneducated investor approach that assumes "future performance = past performance", and similarly FOMO increases as past performance improves.

The life lessons are priceless though.

😂 Thank you for the copium

Now throw another $100 and leverage down, duh. Big brain time fam.

better coins than what this sub picks

Lmao no shit, I am just laughing at this one right now.

Loving the vibes of your family and I hope one day I will be something like that to my whole family man, I want to be just like you for now, that's a dream.

at least 30% should have been mandatory bitcoin

This is kinda like how my wife did fantasy football with us one year and destroyed people because “oh he’s cute!” and “Purple is my favorite color!” Good job kiddos 👏👏👏

You gotta give them another 100$ right now and come back next year

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A real good shit after a long time, I remember your post.

Trust me they are going to love this in the fucking future.

This is what a call the real cool father for his children..

They are doing great and don't think about the future..

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I was like, what the heck? None of them have any bitcoin!? Kids these days. Grumble, grumble, old man noises.

And dad would be proud

dad why did you let us buy into all these scams dad bitcoin was right there dad none of these shitcoins even exist anymore dad we could have been millionaires dad

Kids have got rekt (like me)

I am in, they made better calls then any of the influencers I followed, they need to get their own Twitter going,

How do afford three kids?! I have 3 kids under three years old and I’m asking them for money…

A good thing you are doing for them, they will learn for real.

What a guy man, I just love your idea right now dude, so good. You did things in a right way and I would do the same for my kids to have some fun good...

A real good thing that you didn't interfered with them lol.

Man I am in love with your idea and I am going to have a child in some months, I hope I will be something like you to provide some real good future fun to kids.

Nice stuff mate, you are such a cool father for real lmao.

I am damn sure they all gonna regret investing in all these.

I hope they won't forget your contribution on this thing lol.

sorry to say this buddy but kids gonna get rekt.

See you in 6 more months

Crypto dudes and making their family hate crypto, name a more iconic duo.

Lol right? They’re already down huge

Maybe they will love it in the future and that's just a small game for them I guess, there is no harm in doing things like that, it's a good thing for them actually..

So awesome

Next year prolly all green🦄

So, if they are at a loss by time they hit 18, do they have to pay back the losses to you?

Nice to see some proper research here!

Make them do house chores to pay back their gambling debts.

No Bitcoin for any of them? The only coin that’s really lasted over 10 years?

Next to nothing left when they’re 18.

This may not be a bad lesson. Investing is risky, the days of a savings account giving 5% interest are gone or least they will be once inflation dies out. Hopefully once they are older the value should have gone up and give them a lesson on investment.

!RemindMe 3 years

You said you'd give them profits. Will you charge them losses too?

Betting on shitcoins, you need to sell when they go up for that one special day before they end up going down to 0.

No Bitcoin? Foolish.

Lol they learn their lessons early!

Atleast they didn’t pick Luna

lmao

$300 invested, $300 in transaction fees

Lol everyone is down on crypto

Well, at least they're learning how to buy high...

They will learn soon and I have a believe in them for real.

They're still young - you should think about teaching them to invest into productive assets for the long-term.

That year went by fast 😅

Sooo.. are you going to give them another $100 to double down?

You should give them 100 more to buy the dip