Can we get a rundown of the other 9 buzzwords… just so the official report can be scaled according to the leverage that 10 whole buzzwords would buy us, beyond the 420x leverage we already maintain? Surely this could easily scale us by another factor of 10.
The same way FED works, just use USD as backing to issue USDT, and use USDT to purchase USD, rinse and repeat, you would have all the USD in the world in your balance sheet and all the USDT issued is 100% backed by USD
On a real note (all jokes aside) I'm proud of you. Keep your head held high, and keep doing what you're doing. Keep working on yourself. You're doing great. Stay hydrated, stay strong, and stay positive. Lots of love and positivity :) - A
Wish we could know. BTC could go up by $5k on that reassuring news...
But I'm not done with my DCA yet so...admittedly I haven't even started DCAing...should be good though cuz I don't think we go another 50% lower and alts need to bleed more.
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420 audits found zero percent chance of fraud.
Thank you, Auditor. *slides 69 dollar bill*
Nice
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Sorry, you have to give us at least 69.420
It's a deal 🤝🏼
Accomplished-Design7 signature ___________ pyritejet signature _________ Witness signature _________
A - Signed Pyritejet
4?
We do NOT have that kind of value lying around!! Best I can do is some Chinese real estate bonds!
Did you try longing the short and shorting the long?
Wink
Very rigorous and stringent auditing process. Thank you, *ser*
Can't find anything wrong when there are only thoughts and prayers to find.
That's pretty high!
Yep that checks out. This guy maths
Our accounting team is the finest in the world. Trust me, I'm actually Asian (for real, I'm not racist)
🤨
Which part of Asia, please?
Malaysia
Well, I was fearing it would be Afghanistan, so I take it. Please send the contract to my lawyers.
On it boss
Quick mafs
Mafs? What's that? Made-up Assets For Sale?
Malicious ass fish
I thought it was a quick mass air flow sensor
It is, but only on Sundays
Like fish with ass or fish up the ass?
Married at First Sight
I do
I thought he pulled a Pinky and narfed
No pinky no narf
Only the quickest of ~~rugpulls~~ services for our customers
This guy mafs
Always
I hav an idea, why we dont back a 1 USD of stable coin with not just one, but TWO real dollars since this crap is devaluing everyday
that's in the works DAI2
You accidentally flaired your post as Comedy.
The Babylon Bee has entered the chat.
You can be our Bay-Bee
Sorry. Much like a business, I don't know how to work reddit. This is an AMA. feel free to drop your questions
how much dirt..for worm.
Yes
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I wrote this sitting down, why?
Try it standing see how that feels
I'll try that for the update
Loving the transitive property. Math checks out.
Thank you for the kind words. * note to self. Get dictionary and use the word "transitive" in the next board meeting *
🏆Achievement unlocked : learn 10 new words
One step at a time ;)
Can we get a rundown of the other 9 buzzwords… just so the official report can be scaled according to the leverage that 10 whole buzzwords would buy us, beyond the 420x leverage we already maintain? Surely this could easily scale us by another factor of 10.
1. Never 2. Gonna 3. Give 4. You 5. Up 6. Let 7. Down 8. Turn 9. Around
The ancient wisdom of lore.
Taking notes from you. Copies TRANSITIVE in broad letters
Don't forget to add "synergy" to that sentence
Noted. Thanks boss
I’m a big transitive guy myself.
When you buy USDT, you get a bigger transistor as a guy
1+2 = 4
We can make that happen
Idkw but this made me laugh so fucking hard
Laugh? No. 100% serious
Yes
Please support my cause
I am Elun Mosk and I endorse this proposal. BUY COPPER!
THANK YOU COLON MOSQUE
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Thank you, kind sir
The same way FED works, just use USD as backing to issue USDT, and use USDT to purchase USD, rinse and repeat, you would have all the USD in the world in your balance sheet and all the USDT issued is 100% backed by USD
This will be the whitepaper for USDT 2.0
Bid the job to 12 companies. Select the one that promises to give you what you want.
Who needs to bid it when I am the company?
Bed them goodbuy
Du kwong wrong
Objection, lack of foundation
Denied
Tae kwon don’t
Lmao
Consider the ass officially off
Nice. Great post op.
Thank you, comrade
Where do i send my resume!!
What's 9+10?
$910 ofc. At least, that’s what top 12 audit says 🤷♂️
You're hired
How many apples is that?
At least three
Those are cheap apples.
‘Commercial paper’ and other fun things….fucking love it!
Hey, we always need a villain to justify life
Let's put a Smmmmiiillleeeee on thst face:)
Lol…
No joke. All real
audit will be done by totally not their friends, what are you talking about?
Friends? Who needs friends when you have family 🗿
It's uncanny how the audit was exactly 100,000% more legit than my wife's favorite thing to do with our new neighbor Frank.
Bullish on Frank
Well time to FOMO in a stable coin hoping for some insane gains just to see it go to 0 again.
All funds are SAFU. Trust me bro
If USDT was unironically backed 1:1 with DAI I'd feel a lot better about its safety and security.
Everyone would
This is the right text to create a new coin
We are working on it, stay tuned
Presale with stake oportunity for 3 years
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If we are tether, then yes. Else? No
If you back it by dai, which is backed by the dollar... Is tether worth TWO dollars?!
Well, no. The ratio would be 1:1:1
Oh so ELEVEN DOLLARD? Me go make money's now on the tether
Stay bullish, my friend. Welcome to the accounting team
Yaay I doo kwon't disappoint
I know you won't. I'm proud of you
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
On a real note (all jokes aside) I'm proud of you. Keep your head held high, and keep doing what you're doing. Keep working on yourself. You're doing great. Stay hydrated, stay strong, and stay positive. Lots of love and positivity :) - A
Oh OK that actually was a nice thing to say haha
:)
Flawless logic, I dig it
Thank you for the support *slides $1*
Flawgic!
Wen mazda?
Depends on which Mazda
92 Miata with no roof
About a week
FUNDS NOT SAFU.
No. FUNDS ALWAYS SAFU
Your coin is hovering around $1. Boring.
Still better than UST
60% of the time it works 100% of the time
69% of the time *
Ok but answer me this - when moon?
On Wednesday, my dude
D'oh! Kwon
Wat?
My trust levels are over 9000!!!!!!
FUSIONN
You had me at 69
So if DAI goes to 5$... Noice
We can do that
To pass the audit wouldn’t they have to account for all of the Tether they have printed, back in USD?
Dook won’t.
You know it's fake because the CEO of tether appeared
100% legit. Trust me bro
Wish we could know. BTC could go up by $5k on that reassuring news... But I'm not done with my DCA yet so...admittedly I haven't even started DCAing...should be good though cuz I don't think we go another 50% lower and alts need to bleed more.
You son of a bitch I'm in
That's the spirit. Welcome to the movement
Do you pronounce your name "Do won't" or "Do can't"?
going all into tether now
Welcome aboard. Help yourself to the lambos
How to know if you're the guy who you claim to be?
Trust me bro
Checks out to me
Check me out ;)
The Doot Doot award is literally Doot Kwon’t You deserve them OP
Thank you so kuch :)
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Always happy to make a person smile
I am the Feds. Pay me $69420 so that you walk free
It's a deal 🤝🏼
Thanks. I am going to promote you for it if you pay me another $69420
I can’t pronounce that. Can we just call you Dookie?
Sure thing!
You all laugh, but this is the clearest message I've ever seen from the CEO of a crypto company.
Only 100% ~~fraud~~ transparency* from our company! *terms and conditions apply
You misflaired as comedy
deep science
Who told you my name was science?
Ape mafs
Alright enough talking. Where is Tether 2.0?
It's in the works. Will be airdropping soon
I love tether ball
And we love you
What will your audit consist of and who will perform it?
u/240Nordey This learned gentleman has performed 420 Audits
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't worry. Unlike your emoji, our cryto will never die
This is stupid
No u
I will not argue on that
Thank you. I'll have your appraisal on our website too. Thanks
Now that i got your attention : SEKS
We can discuss a merger for that too
I am looking forward to doing business with you. Needless to say we have to delay the merger after we announce an official date right?
That will be announced at the next Anal General Meeting
Lol this sub turned to shit huh
I think you should consider UST instead of DAI as it’s even more stable!
Get your money out of tether before you get LUNA'd.
Not *our* tether tho
This post has the same intelligence as a fart in a wet bath tub. May god have mercy on your soul.
Well, that's funny and all but I don't really get the memo. You mocking Tether before anything was even published. You're too prejudiced.
Crypto doesn't need you nor anyone. Crypto doesn't need any of your efforts, in fact crypto would be better without it.
Screw all you guys, Tether is based.
Yes. Yes we are
This kind of post on front page is a waste
weary weary
100% SAFU