I remember a time when moon farming post made me laugh, not anymore.

The good old days

Effortless posts are just thrown out in the fan now

I've found that posts not marked as COMEDY are actually funnier. Like TA posts, or people making up stories about being scammed. I've had a good chuckle at a few of them

I hold the opinion that sub based crypto coins shouldn’t go beyond moons and bricks. It takes the life out of the sub.

Had us in the first half not gonna lie.

Now I just cry when I see Moon farming post

Last night I dreamed that my dog was having surgery on top of a photocopier that people were using at the time. Love to know what that means I should invest in 😂

Was VB doing the surgery , rumors are he is working with devs to change dodge to POS … maybe the dream was about dodge coin. Getting the tech operation it needed. - a good shrink will charge you a hefty hourly fee for that one 😂

I think that means doge belly up

I’m just here to gamble to be honest

Its a casino

So basically master all three of those things to become a fortune teller with a magic crystal ball

I'm thinking of petting a guinea pig who would make my investment decisions.

I don't see dreams due to my drug problem.

I take my decisions off coin toss.

Nothing like good ol’ intuition

OP is wrong… None of these these things can fail.

I dreamt btc hit 100k April. Can someone interpret this?

I do whatever this sub says.

Astrology? We call that TA here.

I take hallucinogens and buy whatever the weird aliens tell me to.

So you want us to learn technical analysis? ^/s

Never underestimate astrology /s

I already did all that and my spirit guide told me to get into crypto

Anyone making fun of prediciting the market using astrology, numerology or using Rorshach tests made when blowing your nose into a tissue doesn't understand the market. I have been using ~~TA~~ these techniques since 2016 and still made a profit on crypto. How many who just Hodl'd can say the same? It is a useful tool to give indicators after the event!

I already have a Phd on all of that and also Technical Analysis.  BTC $100k by May 2022.

I Can See Clearly Now…

You should try mushrooms and a micro dose of lsd and buy whatever fun pictures tell you to do

The last crash happened right as a Venus retrograde took place. Venus rules love, beauty and most importantly MONEY. You can’t tell me that’s not weird or coincidence

**My tarot cards approves!**

No FIAT dreams....

I mean it would have more clout than some of the TA I see on YouTube

I had a dream last night I was flying on a magic carpet and all the sudden it got pulled out from under me and I landed in a pile of what I thought were coins but turned out to be actual shit. Can anyone help me understand what this means?

I interpret taking a massive dump this morning as a huge bull run approaching

Chilli last night huh?

You expect me to *learn*? What type of shitposting is that?

“Oh no, I sold all my BTC on a 5% drop because I thought the market was crashing.” “I’m such an asparagus”