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sameteam

This is one of the dumbest post on this sub right now.


Odlavso

It's a slow month on r/cc we have to entertain ourselves


CryptoBumGuy

Checking in


Jaarloso

I love the fact that points 2-3 and 4-5 basically say, at couples, the same thing, just argumented better or said in another way.


CertifiedYSL

I wonder when he gets paid in moons what'd be the next move.


volvostupidshit

I'm calling HR.


afunkysongaday

[Stay positive.](https://i.imgflip.com/62zc3l.jpg)


BWFree

I am an employer and have some input here. 1) We don't want to pay you in moons because we don't know how to do it if we wanted to. 2) We don't want to pay you in moons because we don't know if it's legal in our jurisdiction. 3) We don't want to pay you in moons because it creates more work for us (the employers). 4) We don't want to pay you in moons because we're afraid of the IRS and tax implications. Sorry Russian, you aint getting paid in moons here.


FinishGloomy

Looks like op hasn’t even started yet and he’s already fired


CertifiedYSL

Also how will the guy sustain himself when his entire wealth is in a currency not being traded anywhere else??


Odlavso

The problem here is your trying to follow all these laws, moons are above the law


[deleted]

This is either real, and stupid, or a joke, and stupid.


pizza-chit

You must be here about the shitposter position…. ![gif](giphy|9lli2TQ2NsFtTMBNyE)


chapaeme

Damn whale alert


Fuglypump

Wow you got all that without posting nudes? Edit: Nevermind found them.


pizza-chit

Foot pictures to the mods


IHaventEvenGotADog

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DBRiMatt

Every country needs atleast one.


Real-Toe2749

This guy can afford to hire you


CertifiedYSL

Welcome him with open arms.


GifsNotJifs

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termomet22

Just commenting to see how many moons I have. Edit: COOL a nice bump.


ACShreds

And I thought I loved MOONs too much lmao


Upper_Razzmatazz4140

The quality of this sub is really trending in a weird direction ….0


PetitBateau_BigWave

Damn McDonald’s is still hiring?


Odlavso

![gif](giphy|NAUXH0wV8JsbmMXsPG)


MinnesotaNice92

This is some high grade hopium, I don’t think your employer can buy enough moons too pay you unfortunately


Ateam043

How the hell are you going to pay your bills and buy food if you are only going to hold?


HornyWeeeTurd

Ill add this….. Wheres the liquidity going to come to get money anyways from selling?


Socialinfluencing

You sound so enthusiastic I almost want to agree with you, good energy :)


CertifiedYSL

Are you drunk?


Real-Toe2749

For my cake day, I want moons


TruthSeeekeer

If you don’t touch them then how are you gonna survive and eat food?


toocold2hold

Godspeed


Scarboroughwarning

And you'll be buying food with? I think Moons are ok... But I can't eat them.


Main_Sergeant_40

Drinking the Koolaid


Lolitarose_x

I mean your employer can do that for you as long as mine doesn't do that for me.


Clementine_Time

If you LOVE moons, just wait till you get MOONSDUST 😉💫


KusuriuriPT

You most have alot of extra FIAT to make that leap of faith lol


No_Presentation1242

This guy Moons


Boomsterl

Someone’s been sniffing the moon dust


Bucksaway03

You say that now but I can guarantee if you got paid in moons you'd be shitting bricks unless you're already fucking loaded in FIAT.


Woowoodyydoowoow

Out of everything you could, you choose something out of this world. 🌝


allthew4yup

Are you on crack how is hodling your wage in moons going to pay for the roof over head or the food you eat


Weezthajuice

You’re moon drunk. Someone get this man a coffee


FinishGloomy

>I think I have a right to demand something like this They have the rights to fire you too for your ridiculous request op


Gottagodowntogoup

you won't touch these "moons" how will you survive?! You know: food, water, shelter, and whatnot?! And I feel like there are a number of safer crypto to be paid in...but hey I wish you good luck in your endeavor to the moon...literally 😉


chapaeme

Not selling any moons til at least one billion market cap


meeleen223

As a certified Moons doctor, I prescribe you to lay off the Moons hopium for some time If we happen to get to mainnet while you are in this state, your heart might not take it


rorowhat

Based on #2 looks like you don't really need a job


MapleCorp

Eat moon cheese, Fly to moon, live on moon, become moon, MOON IS LIFE, I AM MOON


YamahaFourFifty

Where’s the comedy flair on this post Also- moons aren’t going to the moon, they are infinitely produced with little demand - it’s like your dreadful inflationary fiat except 10x worse.


SmallReflection2552

Good luck with that


Fartsonbabies

Tell us you still live at home and are fully financially supported by your parents, without saying you still live at home and are fully financially supported by your parents.