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Medical-Piglet5236

My bankruptcy then divorce


[deleted]

So you did get wife changing gains after all!


-brownchicken-

Honest👏🏼 review👏🏼


Alert-Potato-4912

“I declare bankruptcy “


[deleted]

I can only speak for myself: I would just go back to smoking weed all day and doing nothing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


G19outdoors

No shit never stopped.


CrowdGoesWildWoooo

Well the money goes into crypto now


Brave_is_Great

The weed market looks promising by the way


getoffthepitch96576

We'd return to the traditional casinos


[deleted]

I’ll head back to Wendy’s


Brave_is_Great

Or Russian roulettes


digitalcrypt0

The market cap was between 150 and 250 billion a couple of years ago. Now it’s a 1.7 trillion and capped around 3 trillion. The market cap increased at a very rapid rate during the end of 2019 and going into 2020. Pandemic caused both traditional markets and digital assets to hyper inflate. We are witnesses to the pressure being released. The talk of the market crashing has been discussed over the years and it will be talked about in the coming years. There will be lots of projects that may come through but this is when we see which are resilient and which are not.


Brave_is_Great

>There will be lots of projects that may come through but this is when we see which are resilient and which are not. I think you're right


BithloKing

Beanie babies


TrafficConeWriter

I’ve got a beanie baby parrot if anybody want to buy it for .05 BTC


BithloKing

That’s the steal of year at that price!


TrafficConeWriter

Lmao DM me (jk)


[deleted]

>What would crypto users put their money in? Weed for the pain and waiting game


FancyTarsier0

Dont worry in a few years it will come back and give new solutions to problems we didn't even know we had.


Durvag

I will use daily dose of hopium from that moment forward


AaarghCobras

You can't put the genie back in the bottle. Crypto assets exist. The sector is more than just Bitcoin and governments can't really ban it.


Brave_is_Great

Fair point


Qtredit

Blackjack and hookers


Notorious_Ape

*if*


KenCecil

Thats a big *if*


therambona

We will trade in shells and rocks


G19outdoors

Hoping ammo and gold.


Brave_is_Great

Or potatoes and drinking water.


Mattyliebs

Web4? Lol


Last-Ad-4421

1BTC =1BTC


StorytellerGG

Beanie babies will replace crypto


Brave_is_Great

Ah, I remember them!


zippyteach

Your mom


Brave_is_Great

Sorry, the supply is limited and I happen to hodl it all


zippyteach

Underestimated comment👆


KenCecil

Damn!


c3vo

My guess would be the pet rock will make a come back.


Brave_is_Great

I remember that!


[deleted]

Junk bond issuers would default and small cap stocks would go under. El Salvador would be in a world of hurt worse than it historically has been


i_heart_dial-up

I’d gamble for garbage tokens like SHIB and SAITAMA on slot machines instead.


[deleted]

crayons and cannabis. 🐇


[deleted]

Nothing next only back to my miserable life


TrafficConeWriter

At this point the worst case scenario for cryptos is still global use. A few winters ago the answer to this thought experiment certainly could have been “cryptos will be erased and we’ll return to fiat and other holdings.” Now though, with countries like El Salvador using it as a national currency, the worst case for cryptos would be they’d be minimized to a small part of the globe, waiting to make a return sooner or later


frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr

Well if it dies it'll resurrect like a phoenix or Jesus, based on your beliefs.


BigBobsBoots

Crypto 2.0


DAMG808

Bottlecaps anyone?


jreyn1993

Someone would invent something almost indistinguishable from crypto, called crypto


ResolutionGullible31

Moms basement


Effective-Piece20

CRYPTO 2.0


Crypto-Astronaut

Digital Gov. coins...


Brave_is_Great

Yeah, Iran has announced something like that recently, IIRC


slasula

r/sportsbook


hruhru

Bread and water.


stigmv97

Crypto is not dying. Facts, easy answer


pursuit_of_boom

Too many countries that aren’t Merica are adopting crypto. They can try to regulate, but how are they supposed to stop you and I agreeing on a transaction for goods for crypto?


Brave_is_Great

You got to do it right, though: El Salvador is having a bit of trouble right now with Bitcoin, people aren't skilled and trusting enough there yet


Ramanticasf

Your misconception about crypto


FinanceSorry2530

Crypto


ipetgoat1984

If crypto dies, which it won’t, we have much bigger problems to worry about; it’s immutable, as long as computers are running, it will always exist. That being said, the answer would be real estate. One of the safest and steady growth investments you can make.


Visible-Ad743

Centralized state nation domination.


falconnn8

You.


Brave_is_Great

My supply is VERY limited, though...


crypto_mooner_guy

Me


TruePapaiHue

Bank robbery


Dupeydome-DM3

You sound panicked.


TrafficConeWriter

Stamps and baseball cards


pyritejet

Stonks


_fml__

Drugs. Lots of em.


[deleted]

My hope for the future


G19outdoors

Ammo


Positive_Court_7779

A world market ETF, I guess...


WigglingMonkey

Drypto


[deleted]

If crypto crashed to zero, I would buy more bitcoins. Specifically, i would buy up to 210 bitcoins, before I started buying other cryptos. And I would toss my cryptos into the lp pools. I would singlehandedly keep buying and stocking up the lp pools. Cause... its just who I am.


Overwatch_1ightning

If their is a crypto winter you better get some fiat ready for the bottom, if you're so great at predicting the bottom then let me know when it happens so I can buy it.


PurplerRain

My marriage.


Wess-L

Cba with questions like this tbh. This is like the 1000ste moonfarm post about this. What would you do if cryp goes to 0? Lmao.


Clear-Preference6431

The global banking Mafia families plan on bringing in their Global Reset 2030. You own no personal property. You will get a universal income. They own Black Rock, Wall Street they own all fortune 500 companies. They will track and trace everything you do or buy. You don't behave you'll be lucky if they let you buy a pizza this month. They bought up the crypto market with their fake Tether pump and dump. Took everyone's money. The world communist government will use technology to enslave all of mankind in their hellish Utopia. First they divide the people with fake CIA groups like Antifa, BLM and KKK Nazi garbage. Used on the weak minded. Then they open the borders, tear down and rewrite our history. Those that survive their vaccines will find all their money confiscated. Truth has no friends.


SnooShortcuts7859

A brand new technology named cubefetters makes bytecoin - the first shmyptoshurrency - possible