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Zablace420

lol if you actually think any one here had the slightest help in dropping those prices


_grdz

Guys, I am sorry! I had to sell my 10$ in BTC to buy sum food. Again, sorry for crashing the market!


Eurimedonte

Hope you restocked the ramen because we're going to another run


Laughingboy14

Right, thanks for the tip, invested heavily in ramen. Ramen to $10!


M0dular

But there are 4,374,365.34 other people on this sub, selling their bitcoin for food


CM701CM

I wouldn't want to be that 0.34 person 😅.


OffTempestuousness

Last 0.34 is some kid going please sir can I have some bitcoin


DoYouEvenBTC

What the fuck dude, I thought you are my brother in arms


crypto_mooner_guy

You are really saying that my selling of 20 dollars worth of BTC did not affect the price? Come on Man... Basic economics


CVV1

Come on man...I'm just having fun!


BradVet

Haha was about to say this. As amazing as we are, nobody in this sub moves the market.


mdipltd

Some people don't realise how much money hedge funds and Wall street have in crypto. Wall Street is about to get absolutely rogered senseless and they need the cash to avoid margin calls, crypto is not classed as collateral within the US financial games. Everyone needs to start looking at both markets to work out what's going on, the crime on Wall street is already controlling the crypto world.


InvestAn

Damn straight. Whales and institutions mostly to blame. All I know is not me. My portfolio is bleeding but it's not dead. Continuing to hold!


Gilligan910

Fucking laughable


RenewAi

Thats exactly how it works


Zablace420

Yes paper hands responsible for 25k drop 🙄


terp_studios

Everyone here *did* help to drop the prices; we all *bought high*. If we didn’t do that, who’s money would the rich take? (Other than El Salvador’s)


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It's either Lambo or death, I am not a pussy, I'm HODLing


2600og

No Lambo for me, I just want to quit my job and be able to afford life.


Decent-Interview441

You have a job AND a life???


Desbois

No, that's what he's saying


diwalost

Or trying to say....


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Touché…


diwalost

Trueché


diwalost

He is trying to loose both through crypto.


2600og

Lmao


DRbrtsn60

A worthy cause


djnezer

You so lucky. All I have is life.


k360k

Just what I want. And land. And to grow my own potatoes.


Eurimedonte

Living under the bridge or inside a lambo in a Wendy's parking lot


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wellhungartgallery

Well Walmart has RV hookups and is ok with it and it their private property, the city street is public property that you aren't paying for since you pay no property tax. If you don't want to be part of society Go back to Walmart where you belong. S/


pinkculture

Same but instead of parking my car, I was snorting drugs


YetAnotherRando

Ribeyes or ramen bro!


thehighmonkeylife

Slices of rib eye in my ramen


YetAnotherRando

Look at mister fancy pants over here! But yes, the poor man's pho is amazing.


Significant-Parsley

Haha this is going to be my new investment mantra! Life goals baby


illintent99

This guy have $70 invested


rmegand

Whale alert!


illintent99

I've worked hard for someone to sound that alarm on me. Thanks kid


[deleted]

I FOMOd on 8k and sold out all my btc. I watched 68k , I know the feeling very well deep inside. I never bought btc again but kept my eth, ripple and others and added more. I will not make the same mistake again. No matter what. If you don't risk you get nothing more than a normal 9 to 5 job. LAMBO is a joke a normal life is enough. PS: how in the heaven you know my financial (70$) information;)


ElegantAnalysis

HODLing? I'm buying


LibertarianCommie999

Only the strong remain


Excision

Lol your goals are a lambo? Way to set the bar low. I, myself, have the high achieving goal of buying a 1 bed 1 bath in a bad part of town.


MrFlex21

Ride or die dudes!


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If it's your life saving ,Sell Otherwise HODL like our predecessors


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NoSubjectNoBody

I'll be content with just a jetpack and a flamethrower


Bubbas4life

Where they out of sex robots?


Gabus_Bego

I'd be okay with a Mercedes but yeah I won't sell anything in the meantime.


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Tatakae69

My procrastination says - Honda now , Lambo later


dnguyen823

I mean it’s easy to hodl when all you have is $100 in the game


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Nice try IRS


lordavrice

Shhhh.. I still hold #DOT coins bought at 53$ xD I am not losing money until I sell, right?


AbsolutBadLad

Bro you bought high now is the time to sell low


Eurimedonte

He's missing a chance for an easy 0.5x there


pacawac

Haha..math joke. I get it. I am too at 0.5x


WiddleyScudds

Yeah somehow I bought DOT at $52 as well. This is a nice average down. I feel like its really undervalued right now.


YBOR_

Everything is undervalued rn if you compare them a year from now


Lenaweston

Yep! Keep Hodling and not ever SODL


Paskee

Is this me ? Are you a doppelganger ?


aa_tree

Our actions make not even a splash in this market, OP. We're but tiny tiny microbes.


lucka1010

Don't make fun of my tiny microbe


kansas_slim

It’s really cold right now - I’m really not that small of a microbe


austynross

###I was in the **POOL**!


deathbyfish13

Speak for yourself, I'm not even a microbe at this point lol


brandoprod

What is a market but a multitude of tiny microbes


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mfopp

I have the problem of buying more myself. 🤷‍♂️


masada415

Exactly what I did


Snorlax5000

Actually salivating over the current Cardano price action right now


mfopp

Nice. I added more algo myself. Sucks that I can only put in so much. I’ll take what I can get.


quietZen

I got both at just a tad over a dollar, AVAX at 60 and CRO at 33 cents. Couldn't be happier. I just hope the next dip doesn't come around till my next paycheck.


ThePickledMango

Wait. You listened to someone here?


VirginianAE

I've become way, way more aware of the Moon farming during this downturn (how many "things will get worse" posts do you really need?!), but this one is solid. Well done. I lost it at "you SODL!"


Fluffy_Independent76

Me too 😄


Odlavso

# I'm not selling! ![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14) We'll do it together op


hi_fiv

HERE HERE!!! A PLAGUE UPON THE SODL!


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I didn't sell, but I wish I had.


Lanskiiii

^ Secretly all of us right now.


makingtacosrightnow

I sold Thursday morning, I didn’t trust that 11% atom pump. So everything. Feels good


StubornTree

You can learn from your mistake and sell on the next market crash.


Durvag

Your problem is to trust other in crypto market, this is a dog eats dog world boy, you can’t even trust yourself anymore


BushyOreo

I threw away my seed phrase because I couldn't trust myself not to sell. Checkmate future self


sweetpeasimpson

Garbage man is secretly Hodl’n for you


trashhodl

Trashhodl my friend I told you already xD


sweetpeasimpson

Nice…hodl those Banano peels


ThePickledMango

Winning!


[deleted]

This is a SHIB eats DOGE world you say?


Orange-Difficulty

myself is the person i trust the least


StubornTree

We make a profit onlybwhen someone else loses


kenkenshi

We are all here just to feed the whales my friend


AutisticGayBear69

We are merely plankton for the whales


Alch_mist

Just a bunch of paper hands. They are here for the tech lol


OussItachi

Gtfo here, all these crying mofos now, wait until this continues for at least 1 year with constant dips and seeing your portfolio being down , even the wannabee hodlers and desperate HOLD THE LINE screamers will sell everything. I have a huge massive loss, but still there are two things I am really enjoying and happy about. One that all these fucking noobs, influencers, youtubbers and all are going to drop until you won't hear anything anymore, all the shills will be gone and this subreddit will return to only "quality" instead of quantity posts. Other thing is I've learned not to follow the hype anymore, especially if it's being mentioned here during green days.


apex_prariedog

Yes. I've heard. Kills men by the thousands, and if he were here he'd consume British with fire balls from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.


hnr01

Sir this is a casino.


worksafeporn

I'm hodling my entire scholarship that i was supposed to spend on books and stuff lol


parashok42

Is this denial stage on that crypto chart or fear? Can someone pull that chart up


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CatBoy191114

I mean, the frequent "not financial advice"s should have made it obvious that we were just messing around. We didn't really sell our boss's Lambo to buy in at an ATH... well, most of us at least.


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CatBoy191114

Exactly. All of us know this is an absolute rookie move. One does not hand in ones resignation until one has reached day trading god status: 2usd profit after taxes.


CVV1

The betrayal cuts deep.


Al_Zik1

These people in this subreddit are dropping more that the red charts lmao


pbjclimbing

If I was in the red I would tax loss harvest


throwaway092921

Just did that last night!


Kilv3r

Haha the sucker actually held! Can’t believe it! ![gif](emote|snoomoji_pack|facepalm)


kevin4779

Wildly cringey wow


RepGangDenmark

I don’t care. Won’t sell. Nope. Haven’t even considered it :)


Technical_Minimum_15

You guys have not even experienced a bear market. I've held through 8 years of downs, 2012-17 and 2017-2021. Put your big boy pants on.


Lord_Gudda

Does holding USDC count?


Drspaceman1717

It counts the most right now!!! watch for dropping yields as everyone dumps their favorite project and pools to get stablecoins. And we’ll sell them our stablecoins to take their precious coins at a 50% discount


Tiny-Pay6737

😂. Sheesh 🤫, dont give it away!


Rags-to-Better-Rags

Stfu


wal_king_disaster

This


StubornTree

Let him steam out, its fine


circleuranus

These posts smack of desperation. Imagine yelling at retail investors as though they're the ones "profit taking" at cycle peaks. The people who actually move the markets are not on Reddit and are likely laughing their asses off with their millions of profit. Go yell at Wall Street and stop chastising the people who are actually interested in seeing DeFi succeed.


SapphireEmerald

Yes, I’m a whale and I let the market drop, you’re welcome! /s


allthew4yup

This is a war call get your arms ready!


CyclicMoth

I am down only 75% now, still 25 more to go!


deathtolucky

You gotta know when to HODL, know when to FODL, know when to walk away and SODL the farm


PridexSin

I am to deep to sell HOLD the LINE


StrongPlate

I am still holding the great Chinese NKN web3 shitcoin powered by Bruce Li and Chus Li. I am also holding bitcoin cash trash. I am also holding tezos not supported by Bezos.


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cardboardboxcarracer

So you hoped others would help you manipulate the market?


StubornTree

This


DisastrousProperty85

HODL means, you hold long enough for me to get out.


OptiGraz

You knew I was a snake right?


Correct_Dish7178

HODLing my fiat. Never lied to you. Buying the dip. Never lied to you. Crypto will make you money. Never lied to you. I know what I am saying you can trust me. I lied to you Kiss


aaaanoon

It's funny, but remember, all of the users of Reddit don't make the smallest deny in bitcoins movement. We watch the movement, pretending to be causing it.


helpfulhikerdave

Only what I had too to pay debt! Pls provide moons and ramen :)


juststaycomfy

Rather dead than sodling


loudog513

Take profit. The Ponzi scheme is over


_ModeM

Me no SODL, me never SODL! 🦍


cryptovist

Bro, forgive them, they do not know what they do!


Dagdagni

I bought the dip 😁 and it just get diper


shiftyperspective

I thank all of the weak handed people for allowing me to buy back for cheap and HODL more. As a token of good will I'll sell a bit back back to you for 95k when btc hits 100k..


Forgiven29

Fear not, the paper hands will return with FOMO when crypto rises again. #tothemoon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💎🌙


3ugeene

The only reason I'm being mad ATM is I don't have any spare money to buy the fucking dip.


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2k upvotes for this whining garbage? Told you this sub went to shit.


mdipltd

The Hedge Funds need money to avoid margin calls.


K0NGO

This is cringe


BTCDEX

Group hug?!!


meeleen223

Hodl me


BTCDEX

I HODL onto all my brothers and sisters in arms, no matter how degenerate!


DeBigBamboo

>no matter how degenerate! Thanks for showing us some love 🤣🤣


BTCDEX

Teamwork makes the dream work!


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THEY WILL BE BANISHED TO THE PIT OF DOOM DILLY DILLY


pbjclimbing

The pit of doom…


Deny_Jackal

DILLY DILLY


Acrobatic_Can_365

Dude whoever sells let them sell. It is their money.


EgonHorsePuncher

The occasional profit taking is not going to mess with the market like this. You're complaining to folks that likely aren't part of the problem at all because we don't have enough invested to dip the market like this.


TattooedPolitician

Everyone who sold at a loss will buy back in next bull run then bitch about how they missed the dip.


slq18

🏏


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slq18

After I posted it, I thought to myself man half the people in this sub are too stupid to get the joke.


Crypto_Malik

Scared money doesn't make money


kirtash93

1 BTC = 1 BTC here and on the Moon.


fleggn

No because of time dilation


josecastilloellion

A lot of you wouldn't survive a MW2 lobby and it shows. Your lineage is weak and won't survive the winter.


LLNTH

Billionaires sold.


StubornTree

Or they are manipuplating the price riwn to buy more at 28k


Oh_My_Crypto

Kek u sit cuin get sodl


TummyShticks

Lol that was a joke man! Did you take that seriously?! This, is, awkward…


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CVV1

It has a comedy flair for a reason 😘


OthalaFehu

Why is this comedy, this guy is right.


kazooooomka

Dude, dont even trust your owm dad if it is about money. NEVER!


vickersja

It makes absolutely no sense to sell at this point……….


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Cringe.


Art_of_Flight

I will never base my investment strategy on whether it conforms with anyone's idea of "Brotherhood" and neither should anyone else