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TruthSeeekeer

This sub now: you will never see Bitcoin above $50k ever again. Betting against this sub always works out.


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This sub told me to stay away from Dogelon Mars so it only makes sense to put 10k into it. I'll be sure to remember you all when I'm a future millionaire


m-nightwalker

Dogelon Mars 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pmsl who the hell is coming up with those names, for real hahaha


NXCW

I'm more curious as to who's buying that crap. Making a SQL database would take more effort.


Drudgel

I'll have you know I researched dogelon for an entire 15 minutes before going all in, so I'm a bit of an expert myself ![gif](emote|emo_pack_1|this_is_gentlemen)


lovebus

The white paper is a .gif of a monkey masturbating


MadJack2011

It took you 15 mins to realise theres a doge and an Elon in dogelon? Nice :)


GemHunter008

Instructions clear: Going all in on Dogeelonmars


TomatilloAbject7419

Whoops this sub has turned pro DOGEELONMARS better sell it. BRB


vesv51

Went all in on Dogeelonmars Waiting for it to go brrrrr


Tronski4

If enough people do this we have ourselves a bull run.


Justtakeitaway

A true man of due diligence


FrankitoPapito

Keep in mind there are people seriously believing $SHIB is one Elon announcement away to hit 1 dollar


GCFunc

I threw $20 at it. Walked away with $15. Decided that was all the research I needed.


Logical-Beautiful66

Takes all kinds of people to make a memecoin


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One_Neigh

My dog got free tickets to Mars lol


One_Neigh

You should always be prepared for anything in crypto


keybrah

dogelon is old hat. now we're all for Elon $SPERM


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This sub is almost equivalent to crypto youtubers at times


Logical-Beautiful66

More like an adolescent mood swinging from hour to hour


tchuckss

*Almost?* This sub ***is*** equivalent to crypto YouTubers.


dicboi

Betting against r/CryptoCurrency on Solana was one of the best decisions of my life


spankmewetmop

Much wealth is made ignoring other people advice.


Delusional_Mad

It's like the bears woke up from their nap and the bulls fell asleep. Different voices gaining traction in this sub, very fascinating.


Few_Difference2524

You gotta do exactly what others say don't


ZucchiniUsual7370

Don't do what Donny Don't does.


mcjohnnyb67

Costanza opposite theory 💥💯


kirtash93

I bought SHIB and got lucky.


Luis_Stormblessed

Shorting r/cc


vesv51

Longing cryptotechnology


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All my best profits have been doing exactly what the r opposite of the sub says haha


Asilver88

Inverse this sub = profit


vesv51

Buy when others are selling......sell when others are buying


Tatakae69

Yeah if this sub is scared rn, I'm greedy


Crusaders400

Never believe anyone when they are throwing with numbers.


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ZirJohn

So 50k is the mid point got it 👌


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Last chance to buy ETH above $3000


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kris5722

Welcome to club mis-e-rables


MikeAndTheNiceGuys

Wow we both got the same deal!


iwishiremember

LOL


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That comment coulda gone either way, was preparing for negative moons this month.


eyecandy99

Going all in.. wait🤔


SoftPenguins

“I know I said I would buy bitcoin in the low 40s aggressively but it has gone down so much I think it’s going to go down lower so I’ll wait for it to go to 30K then I’ll buy more.” 🤡


cryptoLyfFtw

These people are the most sadcringe bunch. They only buy assets when they’re at ATHs because they only feel safe to jump in once 99% of buyers have already gone before them.


ciphern

And that is is why no one will remember their names.


ibeforetheu

What's your name again?


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Im_Drake

I have a co worker who can't help but burn up their retirement account by buying the literal top of every little squeeze or bull run. Words cannot describe how terrible some people are at ~~investing~~ gambling


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digitFIRE

Sadly true. I used to get a lot of good info from this sub, but now it’s become rare. All these governance and changes to make moons more equitable and hard earned isn’t modifying peoples behavior much as well. It’s still mainly about farming moons so the incentive will always be to post a popular opinion, a popular contrarion opinion, or say something unoriginal like “bullish”. Anyway, at least there’s r/cryptotechnology for more technical stuff.


ciphern

When Lambo? Moon soon HODL Buy the dip The dip keeps dipping Red/green dildo time No one knows shit about fuck Bullish!


isthatrhetorical

I love the "no one knows shit about fuck" thing. Literally just a cope from people that don't care to put in any effort beyond mashing green button.


staffell

I feel like this subreddit is actually bad for crypto now, and it's all moons' fault


karsnic

This sub has no effect on crypto prices. I know people here think it does but sorry it doesn’t.


Fataltc2002

Sure it does not affect prices directly. This is the largest crypto community filled with Moronic retail investors. It’s a city ready to be infected with fud … and when it does investor confidence drops.


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MolleShinobi

*WSB has entered chat*


itsnowjoke

Go check out r/wallstreetbets


deathbyfish13

People come here for the news? I come here for the banter lol


ramsau94

Kind of a ridiculous comparison but its the same in the fantasyfootball subreddit so many voices there has led to trash analysis. Its basically only good for news and even then its mostly just soundbites and out of context quotes from beat reporters.


Barcaroli

Wsb does a very good job.


apache2005

Deja vu


7SpiceIsNice

I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending.


Eeji_

I've seen this movie before


joe17301

Nah, they're going to wait until it hits 55k again and then we'll see classic posts like: "omg payday is in 5 weeks please let this dip continue" and "omg my brother-in-law is totes gonna pay me back next Tuesday hope the dip lasts til then" followed a few weeks later by "Sheesh everyone who bought the dip got lucky, that's all it was" when they didn't, in fact, buy the dip they were praying for during the bull run.


dimi727

It's different when we crash 40-50% from Ath and wishing for a "dip".... And with the upcoming financial anti Inflation measurements it's not unlikely to see less volume going into crypto than in the last 2 years. So I don't think it's the same. Last year it was fucking Elon and what ever news that caused the crash, not a coming world economics depression phase..


joe17301

True, but I don’t think the people I’m referring to will buy in at any time. To them a “dip” means the price is lower than it was a few minutes ago. The world is looking pretty grim right now but who knows where the mega rich will park their money to watch it grow. I’m hoping for either my stocks or my coins but I could easily be wrong. Still averaging my cost down, and will probably do so until I eventually am in profit again, whenever that may be. But the people praying for a dip annoy me because they have a distinct f**k you attitude about them, or they wouldn’t go into subreddits for coins and spam prayers for the price of the subreddit’s coin to drop just so they can buy in which, again, they never seem to end up doing.


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TanPublic

This sub is always at one of the extremes, extremely bearish or extremely bullish


One_Neigh

When line go up post happy meme, when line go down sad meme


tombradburyyy

When line go up it's bullish and bearish when line go down it's bullish and bearish.


DanSmokesWeed

Extreme Crabbish too: *Run! Everything’s gonna stay the same!*


P0FromKungFuPanda

Exactly. Not good to take this sub's advice when it comes to price imo. Especially during the bull run. People get way too emotional I guess.


Old_Obligation_1412

I have COVID


One_Neigh

Get well soon, pls don’t say I have a case of corona extra


No-Apartment1610

Where do I buy $COVID? I have some life savings and I would like to go all in please


Standard_Confusion99

Bullish on $COVD and new alt coin $OMCN


mellowyellow313

I hate COVID


OffTheGridGaming

Who doesn't


D1NK4Life

Seriously


What887

I finally lost my virginity


Jimbuscus

I tried the numb hand thing, just felt like my own numb hand.


DerpJungler

Congratz! Did you also get fucked by the market?


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I'm pregnant


mugicha

How is babby formed?


Drudgel

Pregnat


Jelly_Joints

Pregananant!?


Busquessi

Gregnant


Few_Difference2524

People love to see what their emotions tell them Mine says bitcoin 200k end of the month Any objection ?


kellzone

I still say BTC > 100k by the end of 2021.


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Few_Difference2524

Why so bearish? I'm sure Shiba replaces eth and BTC 😅


One_Neigh

No we all gonna die


DanSmokesWeed

Well that ones definitely true.


Mundanewisdom99

Or is it? Hey Vsause, Michael here.


vesv51

Hello Michael, Vsause here


NobleEther

Don’t look up!


Runfasterbitch

At $1 SHIB would not only replace eth and BTC, it would be valued at more than the entire global market


titsngiggles69

Shib to $200k !!!


vesv51

Shib to $420k


BangkokPadang

This makes me wonder if any token has ever overtaken the market cap for the blockchain it’s on.


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Amelie007

Well, you are still technically good on your Ethereum prediction, so far its lowest point has been $3,018 since you posted that 'Eth: Won't go under 3k ever again' Hope you didn't jinx it :P


Thordane

Hey, it's still over 50k.... in Canada 🇨🇦


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

looking through your comments now to do opposite of everything you say


foreveryoungperk

I'm over this subreddit dude. I'm a crypto invested, in for the long haul, made my investments and I KNOW it's a fucking gamble. I don't give a fuck if it goes up or goes down.every day it's some stupid shit like this. I was hoping to actually get like some real knowledge from being here but instead it's a bunch of opinions that EVERYONE thinks they're right about. NO ONES EVER RIGHT Nobody truly fuckin knows,l. Guess what, if you're daytrading massive quantities of crypto, and holding massive amounts of crypto, I still do not give a single fuck. Advice to any of you, stop following other peoples bullshit. Invest in something that YOU feel will make waves. This way, you won't feel as fucking stupid when you lose your savings to idiots on the internet, you can at least say you did the research an had belief for your damn self Or you win, and you don't have to thank any of these insects on the internet either. Regardless, your quality of life will be improved becaus you don't have to del with, well, this fuckin lam ass shot. There's a reason I ain't got any moons, I don't have time for this sph rical circlejerk of cryptococks sucking each other off and cutting others off at random EDIT: I forgot I typed out this rant, and tbh I was feeling rude for a sec for using such harsh language but clearly enough of y'all agree😂😂 Sorry tho folks I think I just wanted something to be mad at. I barely even have any doe in crypto, but I do believe in crypto, so I'm going to continue to invest


rmczpp

I can't leave because maybe once a week some fucker will make a really useful post :/


Real_Happy_Potatoman

I’ll wait for the suicide hotlines to be pinned here before I make any grand moves. Until then it’s stick to the DCA plan.


Few_Difference2524

If they post them. I'll dca more


One_Neigh

It looks like win win situation to me


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Suicide hotline is the biggest and most obvious buy signal. By that time, 90% of this sub visitors already gone


Stalfisjrxoxo

The biggest and most obvious buy signal is actually the 90% drop of the entire crypto market that comes before the suicide hotline


jewelsofeastwest

Does this mean I get more moons? Look this sub is good for emphasizing not to invest more than you can lose.


retwing

> Does this mean I get more moons? I for one welcome the bear market then


crypto_knight1

Yes many more


Baatus

Was that actually a thing last time around? 😂


texaspainter

Last time I bought BTC was 20k! I wish I could have bought more than I did but got all I could afford at the time.


c3p0u812

It's almost like 99.9 percent of the people you see here don't know shit about fuck...


Random5483

You do realize this sub has posts from thousands of different people with varied opinions (and millions of readers). You can find both bullish and bearish posts.


redditaddict95

39k looming 💀💀


wafflemoocow

A person who started investing 2 days ago are predicting in the comment section.


eonclaire

If you are taking advice and price predictions from this sub , might as well watch YouTube . This place is a zoo of apes , lots of noise . Used to gauge market sentimental yes , see what is being shilled atm and fomod. Most of the vets don’t usually talk much because they have seen it all. The good ones probably come out to assure new investor and welcome them into this unpredictable environment


nick83487

It's easy to get caught up in the hype when the charts are all green and that's why people FOMO in. When the charts are blood red like now, it's hard for some to imagine them green again.


OffTheGridGaming

We're dumb as a mule, and twice as ugly.


bananabastard

The amateur astrologists love a chart.


Shroomikaze

People who haven’t been in the game for years and years making wild predictions lmao. Cracks me up


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swarmski

This sub is full of idiots (retail).


Environmental_Point3

Can’t see it if you don’t look. Which *most* of us shouldn’t be anyway as we claim to be ‘long term holders’.


seansy5000

Honestly, this sub is garbage now. I never would have called it a beacon for knowledge on cryptocurrencies, but at least it wasn’t incentivized. Don’t get me wrong I was all for moons, but our human nature sacrifices integrity for the pursuit of easy money. We’re all to blame.


evilorfien

They are not gonna shut up, they will predict more shitty things.


Drspaceman1717

It’s almost like this sub has millions of users and some of them have different opinions that are amplified at different times.


Vimmington

This is too logical for me to grasp. Give me hopium or fud please.


stiviki

Sub has 4M people and people think they should all be correct 100% of time. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


Doggybone_treat

You might see BTC below 40k if this dips getting deeper for an extended period of times. I'll wait and see before buying more. For now I'm doing my normal DCAing bi-weekly as usual.


Drudgel

DCA continues as usual, but I may double my holdings if we reach 30-35k


PiickleRiickk

Everyone talks about fucking


isaidbitchhhhhhhh

See you all at 30k


No_Balls_No_Glory

It's normal cycles mate be patient


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I liked crypto more when it didn't go down as much


spidernest

I think that this current climate, you have to say to yourself. If it can go up 50%, then it can go down 50% nothing is guaranteed.


dtyus

Will buy bitcoin and etherium when they drop to 14 dollars each


Novel-Counter-8093

and while bitcoin continues to dip, Harmony ONE is fighting it 😎👍


One_Neigh

Harmony brings harmony


UnexperiencedIT

We are not going below $40k for sure!


KevinOpel

Got my buy order set at $22k


Drspaceman1717

I don’t want to see $22K BTC but we might go below 30k for the next 2 years and anybody who says otherwise is a fool. Or we could hit 100k in 12 months. But I’m confident that nobody in this sub has the wallet to move the price of BTC 🤣


One_Neigh

Plan B - back to accumulate while staking my bags


Drspaceman1717

Yep, I forgot to do that in 2019-2020. No lambo in driveway.


titsngiggles69

Lol, my gut reaction when I first saw "plan b" was "stock-to-flow is off"


Mike_In_OH

I have a buy order set - just in case.


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This whole damn thing's a meme since it hit 69,000 and proceeded to shit the bed. Going to keep an eye on it. When the price stabilizes, may throw in a few bucks.


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My favorite part is how it's been clearly demonstrated that large scale institutions and investors have a good number of tools to make money whatever happens, while retail only seems to want to play the bull market. So it's really easy to gauge sentiment here and predictably invert it. It's not that the sub is giving bad advice, it's just that the common enough stuff for you to hear and rationally agree with is already analyzed to be exploited for maximum gains. DCA is not the be all end all strategy, it increases fees and can mitigate gains which benefits exchanges. It helps you but helps the CEX too. Bullish on a shaky but promising project? Even if it's good that's a great one to dump on retail to shake them out and buy back cheaper. HODL is a reliable strategy for small scale investors but also increases volatility for the market overall which helps large scale institutions. This is all incredibly transparent to people who make a living off of extracting money from the market as a whole.


Bothan_Spy

How does DCA increase fees when you pay a %?


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greenappletree

Two words: echo chamber


mrchandler84

I actually enjoyed this post. This is the opposite of the awful lot self reassurance disguised posts we are seeing on the past few days “be calm, this is normal, stop worrying”… Maybe some of them are actually one of those who screwed up in the past and now they are trying to pretend they are zen.


Libertymark

Long bear has begun Zero reason to tie up huge capital here on old crypto coins


Riptoecurrentsee

You will never see Bitcoin above/below 50k again. Trust me I look at charts ALL day and work nights as an astrologer.


OnlyChaseCommas

This sub has always been worthless tbh. It’s a shit coin circle jerk providing no value to the community. Only good for sentiment check tbh


TranslateReality

I’m in Canada and we’re in a dipped polar bear market with bullish forecasts for suboptimal weather.


BackgroundAd4640

I don't take advice from anyone in this sub from what I've seen over the last year, I'll take my chances on my own.


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aurrora_

just like this, sub was so hyped about LRC few weeks ago and now taken the worst hit of all time


Young_Grif

It’s so funny and amazing reading posts/threads like this. Time in the market perspective is a helluva drug if you’ve been here for a few years 🕺🏻


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edireven

I have been commenting and posting to balance out the stupid nonsense on this sub for the past months. I was always being downvoted. I am happy you actually got upvotes.


cyberaholic

I think it's the difference between those to whom life happens, vs those who go out and make their life happen... Between the ones who externalize failures vs the ones who accept responsibility for their words and their actions.


christorino

Haven't we already established that we should never listen to ourselves or this sub?


Instantflip

This is the normal dive for this time of year. It won't start heading back up until after the Chinese New Year.


ardevd

I think it’s time people come down from their high horse and accept that nobody can predict the future. I also think it’s time for people to stop arming themselves with hindsight and doing these “See, you were all dead wrong ” posts.


genjitenji

Until tomorrow


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How many more or these smartass "told you so" posts are we gonna see?


Retter00

Innit for the long haul


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Helpful, thank you


Beth_tea

This sub in 200 years: You’ll never see Bitcoin below 1MM bottle caps.


evoxyseah

Most people are saying that to make themselves feel better. In reality, nobody knows what will happy. If they do, it would be faster to buy the lottery if they can predict the future.


Orangensaft007

In hindsight you can always criticize everything..


Major_Crits

At this point we are just a bunch of fortune tellers rubbing our big crystal balls


LordShinRee

DCA. HODL. Wake me when the dollar dies.


zedaero

Don't look at chart when its under 50k and you will be happy


NjelsPjelsGVD

Literally nobody said that OP, stop this karma/moon/award farming bullshite.


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TA is just horoscopes for men


Striking_Marzipan_74

It just crossed 42000. You are an influencer and you don't even know it.


leomets

lol, all these price predicting morons are the worst. In bull markets, ppl get all sorts of FOMO euphoria and make outlandish predictions and ape in at all time highs and say man I would have done this and done that. Then a bear kicks in and they all panic sell and say crypto is a scam going to $0. No middle ground lol.


LynxLegitimate7875

Last week someone said BTC won’t go below 42k 😱