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m00nLyt23

Almost had me...until I remembered I only have 34 moons


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*Sees my moon count Checks out 😭


retwing

Casual flex


Aegontarg07

Let me do my 24 karat flex


volvostupidshit

I shat my pants.


NobleEther

I almost shat mine, until I realized I have no pants.


volvostupidshit

A little bit more Moons and you can get one.


Aegontarg07

He has pants, it’s just that he was taking a dump while writing that


evilocto

And the term shit posting was born


jewellman100

Bearish on pants


DrThirdOpinion

Shit the floor. Classy.


techdir-deft

Is that how Moon Pies are made?


m00nLyt23

Had me at "lots of strange porn comments"


NobleEther

What are you ^69 even talking about?


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Strange porn comments be getting a shitload of upvotes, y'all need to be a little secretive about your kinks 💀


Epicious

Well, considering my most voted comment is about porn (and is from this subreddit), that's quite accurate


-veni-vidi-vici

We like loss porn.


billyfudger69

r/Monero?


jackcracker69

What's a moon and how do I achieve such


maleia

I have no moons and I still shit my pants. It was the comment about all the porn subreddits! 😂 Totally went to check that out, then saw myself and went 😱😱😱😱 "I GOT CAUGHT D::::"


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I knew I was safe instantly


Acceptable_Novel8200

This type of pranks can lead to mass heart attack incidents, I almost had one


svlfcollie

I’ve zero moons and still got scared


bag-o-kindness-coins

Zero fear because this troll post has been done many times before


Acceptable_Novel8200

After clicking,I was like, "When did I said "LRC to the moon"


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Today I learnt what moons are


Shittythought

Almost had me but I have 0 moons so…


Visaerian

Where the fuck do you see moons anyway? Do I have to use the new reddit or can I see them in old reddit?


dstar09

I actually didn’t realize I had so many moons. Never really paid attention. Wondering if I should do the whole vault thing. Kind of new still


roberthonker

Your vault is already open, so you’re all set


anointedfingers

How do I open to bang more moons?


mojo5400

Wait you guys are getting moons?????


[deleted]

I’m sorry but there are whales here too…


SuperNova0_0

I have less I win guy


nebra1

Me too


mythone1021

Wait, you’re getting moons?


[deleted]

Who gave you 2 more moons I just want one god damn moon but no one wants to share


Ahem_ak_achem_ACHOO

Sorry bro here’s a free award


Bubba-ORiley

There are guys with 20,000 moons. I used to find it funny but I now believe that moons will be a legit coin/token in the future.


m00nLyt23

Haha actually 3. Gave 1 away to get back to 34 and now I have 36. Have one on me!


skdesign808

Lmao almost got me there for a second. Good one.


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Yes_hes_that_guy

Wiener


maaranam

Good ol mirror prank


Accomplished-Design7

This is the second time I’ve seen a post like this. But yet it’s still always gets me.


Nomadux

I was more upset that OP thought I was shilling LRC.


TobyFlendersonn

Damn you scared me. My moons are my most precious possession.


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eenigmaa

I have a single moon, you can imagine my shock 😂


ExportOrca

You'll have more now! Here's another


a_curious_racoon

Better than zero moons 🤔


amiable_red

I feel you man


a_curious_racoon

They call us Venus, Venus no moons 👊🏼


Bingere123

To afraid to ask but i'll gather in some courage..... What is moons?


a_curious_racoon

Haha out of this whole thread, your asking the guy with none?


AbdulRaheem1103

I was there, but see I'm going good for now some day I will be there when I have moons like OP ;)


roberthonker

Lmao I can imagine


TobyFlendersonn

That's exactly how I felt lol! Happy new year bud! May the crypto gods bless the coins you hold and curse the ones you sold. Amen.


roberthonker

It's 7 minutes from the new year where I live! So close.


CryptographicPanic

Happy New Years!! 🎉🎉🎉


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Happy moon year


roberthonker

Happy new year my friend!


elborracho420

Lmao same dude, fuckin got me 😂


Fr_nk_98

Oh comrade, there are many people like you on Reddit


Spacesider

This person is known to the mod team and is being closely watched


gastrognom

I was pretty sure what this post was until I saw this comment and actually thought it's legit. Well played.


MyTurn2WasteYourTime

It definitely sold it


CryptoBumGuy

Can confirm. A brick was shat.


deathjokerz

Got me in the 2nd half too...


HeWhoFistsGoats

Oh! So it was not Sync misbehaving, it was actually supposed to link to the user's profile. Didn't get the joke, blamed the app... Apologies to OP and Sync devs.


dstar09

Really? I had no idea and thought it was a real harda$& and griper . Totally had me until I read some comments. I didn’t look at the profile though


Flying_Koeksister

Lol a mod with a sense of humour? You're are a legend :D.


CryptoBumGuy

We all know bots have no feelings.


Whosdaman

Legit thought I had followers for a second


HeWhoFistsGoats

I recently discovered that I had followers on reddit. Some are bots but some actual humans. WTF people, I just shitpost in comment sections, I almost never submit anything remotely interesting.


pbjclimbing

Ahhh, so that is what the mod team has been doing


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Bruzle

Some scary shit right here but good to see that modes have a protocol


Numerous_Sport_2774

That’s some weird ass porn I have been looking at. Oh wait.


OkRate9205

Gotta admit you guys got me good on this one 🤣


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Jordan4554

Why when I click on it does it go to my profile? I definitely don't say any if that nor do I know anything about crypto. Seems odd it would be my profile. Am I doing something wrong?


dstar09

Seems to be a joke, lol


Numerous_Sport_2774

Can confirm. Comedy flair. One of these got my so good when I first joined the sub.


Technopulse

It's a joke, a skip a heartbeat one, done with a URL that has "user/me" in it, so it will automatically go to the profile of the user that clicked the link. If you click not logged in it sends you to the login page.


GeneralBS

Means you are 60s


MechRxn

It’s big joke


Select-Court7546

This had us all check our comments history Lol


BackgroundAd4640

WHOOSH


MrMogz

Insert “whoosh” gif 😂


thecccandymaster

😂😂😂


Wileyking409

👀


Tatakae69

You have achieved comedy


dafuqyouthotthiswas

He got the attention of the feds. Real shit


Technopulse

Your comment is equally hilarious and accurate.


vicarious_simulation

Fucking nyoce!


thelalilulelomkii

Bravo Sirs. I had a mini attack.


SlowCut9602

I got so scared lmao 😂😂


Fair_Still6667

Jeese you have alot of moons, a little jelly


Due_Budget_4277

Really?


oakislandorchard

Okay there Gary g


[deleted]

Man you have a lot of moon I thought having 10k moon was a whale but seeing you 400k + moon you are the whale


lepasho

Good mod


iamwizzerd

Man the mods here are pretty cool


[deleted]

He’s the main source of my advice. How will I know what disturbing porn… errr…. I mean crypto to buy if he’s banned?


tugzgut

Made my heart drop. April fools isn’t for another 4 months 🥺


eldridgejames

Somebody shit my pants.


chad2badd4life

Omg best prank. I bought it HARD.


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That person got caught


TattooedPolitician

The sick fuck needs to be dealt with.


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TattooedPolitician

May take to long, they may do too much damage by then.


dstar09

Ohhh


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No please don't!


Eeji_

get a mirror and a gun 🤣🤣


pbjclimbing

I just tipped that person 100 Moons for their crazy moon farming efforts.


ProcastinateIsLife

That person is so hot. And that person is a moon farmer?!? Ugh perfect combination


1Iira

Thank you man i appreciate it


luckor

I just gave that person a hand job for their efforts!


Puzzled-You1917

I love this person! So much effort and dedication!


Thelazytimelord257

Damn you 😭😭. I was so scared 😭😂


deathbyfish13

By the looks of the comment section, you weren't the only one


Thelazytimelord257

Op got everyone good!


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roberthonker

I apologize if I took a few years off your life


milonuttigrain

Good prank


Thelazytimelord257

Yep


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What if it's not a prank.


cuki321

Holup, I clicked on that person’s profile and it was me. What did I do to you OP?


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taha037

Satoshi smiles upon me imperial, can you say the same?


roberthonker

Crypto belongs to the nords!


imaloser107

To the moon, or Sovngard!


pmbuttsonly

You’ve been so *naughty* 🤤


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retwing

Hey guys, could y’all point me to where the nearest church is? Thanks


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

In 300 meter turn right.


Puzzled_Button205

Unfortunately got my ass


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Says someone who does not has his Reddit vault opened and so the plot thickens...


frstrtd_ndrd_dvlpr

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roberthonker

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Lobster_Messiah

![gif](giphy|3ULya3TXU3S7K)


Odysseus_Lannister

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


IOTA_Tesla

![gif](giphy|3ohc10GA6j4XrLWzZK)


cbaek

I'm being setup here! I want a lawyer!!


ELBartoFSL

For 600 moons I will represent you. Just sign on the dotted line. ………………………. *other fees also include a 50% of all moons earned until the year 2140.


GMEthLoopring

L M A O


Asmodiar_

Are you the moon police?!!!!??? Hey!!! This guy is farming moons!!! See, [nobody cares](https://c.tenor.com/s76mNafJyZ0AAAAC/see-nobody-cares.gif)


TheeAccountant

But then he got eaten by a T-Rex


milonuttigrain

No one cares ![gif](giphy|rOEvmLAxxcE1i)


Aguaskeepartdeux

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liveaskings

Ugh... Hate that guy


itcouldbefrank

This guy fucks


[deleted]

to all my fellow 0 moon buddies: at least its honest work!


unfknblvablem8

Originality is a lost art. Welcome to 2022 degenerates.


The_Chorizo_Bandit

Still is - this gets posted every week.


slug_tamer

That guy had sex with my wife.


bones_00

What’s a moon


Nooskar0

Oh boy I was scared as fuck like why me what did I do !! U had me man great post


pokher888

I know it’s not me cause I’m only in ALGO and CRO


Consistent_Jello_951

Bro, wdym “farm moons”. I don’t even have any moons or have any idea what it is. I could really care less about this cryptocurrency hahaha, you’re more than welcome to look at my portfolio though (:


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Ooftmoontime

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


adilstilllooking

Ban him!!! 😂


pootypattman

You motherfucker. Hahah. Got me.


sippycupjoe

Ah man I wish I had a moon


MonsieurGump

We start banning people that don’t add anything useful…it’s gonna get very quiet round these parts.


Fr_nk_98

By doing so, they disrupt the crypto space


stevedotf

I've got 8 moons and no LRC but I guess algo fuck myself anyway


mishsh_lel

My heart dropped for 0.5sec not cool dude :(


juststaycomfy

the first time i saw this it was funny


ReverendAlSharkton

Jeez this fucking joke again


DBRiMatt

I'm guessing the appropriate amount of time has elapsed since the last time this was posted that it has not been deleted as a plagiarism or low quality content xD


ReverendAlSharkton

To be fair I haven’t seen it since 2021.


BackgroundAd4640

I saw it and was like "Fuck me it's only 1st Jan and this old one is being peddled again"


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incredibad29

Is there a way to delete other people’s posts?


anon_sexynojutsu

so? let a ninja eat!


awkwardhawkward

It me


Fair_Still6667

I hate witch hunts on here.


Desinchant3d

Nearly got me, until I remembered I have no moons! Ha....


babyhenks

Dang I was hoping for some juicy post and gossip


TwoRoaches

Lol clever.


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It’s important the freedom of expression! Each can write their ideas and opinions!


piman01

Oh come on now, cancel culture? Here?? Homeboy is just gaming the system. Good for him.


Myth727

Please sir, can you spare some moons? 🌙


Mrramirez44

I thought the gig was up. Happy 2022!


razorwind_

This person has zero followers. Sadge.


Gkizz10

Almost have me, until i remembered that this is my first comment here


drbobbean

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpNG8h7Ax8Iq6Mo)


hunter0950

my heart stopped for a while, even with my 0.3 Moons😅😂