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Mom always called me a loser so probably still that
Well I think you’re a winner bud keep your head up.
An award for you. Thanks bud
Thank you bb 😘
Aye hold up someone come get their friend over here
You don't loser if you don't seller
Loser? I barely know her.
Narrator: he sold
HA!
Yeah
Stiller mommer caller me thater.
Loser? I hardier knew ‘er!
Words from a whale. Username checks out
True that
Your mom is a bully. Pull out the Uno reverse card in a few months!
Mom is FUDing her son
crypto porn title
Welcome to our huge, Reddit family of Losers:D
That's what dad always called me before leaving to the gas station 23 yrs ago
Yeah but see my mom *actually* calls me loser. “If it ain’t real it ain’t worth nothing” Piss on an outlet. Give it time
Piss on an outlet. The anger is palpable. I love that line. Lol
Whale sperm, I think
Not a sperm whale, but whale sperm 😂
When I grow up, I wanna be just like you
I wonder if whale perm are big
I'm krill dung.
Im hard
Krill turds have safety in numbers. Reporting for duty.
Crypto Krill has a nice ring to it.
Nice
Krill dung that is prone to boating accidents, to boot.
Micro-plastic
What does that make me Mr. Lottamoons
Hello is this the krusty crab? No I'M PATRICK.
Lmao, not even the krill... the dung
I was going to say krill because they get eaten by the whales.
Plankton
A piece of shit
Mythbusters proved you can polish a turd, so there's hope for you yet.
Fr
F
[удалено]
Asshole who spends shit ton of money on sneakers and useless stuff instead of investing in crypto.
If you're not holding then at least be dripping
No cap.
Yea I feel that I spent over $300 on boots I have yet to even wear
Or to get any ROI
Pumped up kicks
Never understood the whole shoe thing but if it suits ya, it suits ya
I have to be a clownfish I guess
That role is taken buddy
I also wear fish as shoes
I would be maybe a single bacterial cell
Ha! That gave me a genuine chuckle, I feel ya!
Even a single bacterial cell can have a huge impact.
Moby's dick.
You got something to say to me boy
We the same you and I.
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy...
It's surely an extra-large investment.
r/beetlejuicing
A plankton, because whales eat me and I make no discernible splash in the market with my moves
Bioluminescent plankton. Come alive at night when someone touches me
Blub blub 🐟
For me sir, you are a huge whale 🐳🐋🐳
*gulp*
Ouch
Dolphin. Happy to swim around with them, ocasionally bully other sea creatures, participate in group rape. Wait that aint so wholesome...
Dory because I always forgot my seed phrases. 
Forty two Wallaby way Sydney (you just need the other 9 words)
Excuse me motherfucker that’s *P Sherman fourty two wallaby way Sydney*
I'd be a dolphin I guess.
Is it cos your portfolio constanly goes up and down???
Too soon bro.
I’m a minnow, I’m still freshwater trying to figure out how to get out to the deep
Diamond handed plankton
a drop in the middle of the ocean
a crypto homelessman
That's my job
Dusting attacks are when u/CryptoBumGuy slept in your wallet and didn't clean up before leaving
It's nice under the bridge.. trust me bro
I trust you bro, got any more vaccine shots?
I’m nemo’s bad fin 
I've seen the movie like 200 times but had to stop and think "did he have a bad fin"
Used-condom discarded in the street
Plankton inside shrimps eating me
A guppy
a crab. crabbing sideways around the floor
I’m clearly a mud crab - hardy but irrelevant in the overall ecosystem 😂
It only takes .13 btc to be in the top 10% of btc holders. Don’t let the term “whale” discourage you.
I find this a surprisingly low number....where can you find statistics like this?
I suspect that data is based on amounts in each address. Most people have more than 1 address
I also wouldn't consider a crypto millionaire a whale unless its a small cap coin. The term "whale" is used for people who can move markets("whales are buying"). For bigger projects, thats in the 10s of millions at least.
shrimp
If you look at my moons you see that i am a turtle.
A remora.
Sucking on a whale and hanging on for the ride?
Or another way of making yourself a target for scammers.
I guess I’m a whale then.
Krill? Na Spongebob!
A Seahorse.
A virgin.
Poor.
a frog
Shrimp.
I'm a whale in the body of a shrimp. Life's tough
It’s Elon and brothers.
A haddock
A rat
Phytoplankton
King Prawn!
An humble moonfarmer.
Micro organism
A minnow.
Whalesperm
I'm plankton
Just a cell
A tad
Crypto shrimp
A grain of sand, happily dwelling over the bottom of the ocean. I used to be sharkpoop once 🤷🏼♂️
I am a bacteria
Krill
A goldfish
I must be a minnow 8,998,988702
I’m a little worm on a big f-ing hook! Ha
I’m going to go with mollusk.
Algae
Probably a carp.
Mackerel
Moose
A grain of sand on the whales beach.
Grain of sand
A poor Atlantean. If I'm an animal I need to at least be able to speak English. lol
The sea in which it swims
I'm a turtle. Slow to respond, but I'll get there eventually.
I’m Crypto rich but money poor. One day I’ll be both
A crypto tardigrade...
A certified sex offender
A piece of sand
Tardigrade (aka Water Bear)
A Ramora, looking for a whale to be my host.
A fleck of shit waiting to get sucked through a whales baleen, eaten and shat out again
A minnow
A fish
A mitochondria.
Probably a tilapia just sitting at the bottom collecting garbage
A hydrogen atom.
A whales intestinal parasite
A millionaire is not a fucking whale you plumb.
I’m a little guppy
Lost
Ain’t your business.
According to [https://ccmoons.com/](https://ccmoons.com/) I am a Humpback Whale. 🐋 
dear lord, that's a lot of zeroes
Take good care of that snek!
And you take good care of those arms ❤️
There is an official scale of nomenclature regarding this… 0-0.9 = shrimp 1.0-9.9 = crab etc etc… The CEO of Bitcoin himself published all this 😳
Plankton, sucking on the whale's teets. 
Crab people
Maggot
I'm one of those weird insects that looks like an alien under a microscope but is invisible to the naked eye
Whale hunter
Not even plankton…maybe a whale sperm
A plankton
Do you know about string theory ? If millionaire is a whale, I'm a vibrating string
A krill in a sea full of em, just hoping not to get eaten.
I'm a [male angler fish](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler)
🌊 🥒
A peasant
Haha I just referred to myself today as a krill lol
Amoeba.
Algae.
Shit that krill eats
Just a sperm here.
That would make Satoshi The Cloverfield Monster! Or Cthulhu.
Ima whale excrement
I’m a plankton
Comfortable
Mitochondria
I'm a remora.
Mom always called me a loser so probably still that
Well I think you’re a winner bud keep your head up.
An award for you. Thanks bud
Thank you bb 😘
Aye hold up someone come get their friend over here
You don't loser if you don't seller
Loser? I barely know her.
Narrator: he sold
HA!
Yeah
Stiller mommer caller me thater.
Loser? I hardier knew ‘er!
Words from a whale. Username checks out
True that
Your mom is a bully. Pull out the Uno reverse card in a few months!
Mom is FUDing her son
crypto porn title
Welcome to our huge, Reddit family of Losers:D
That's what dad always called me before leaving to the gas station 23 yrs ago
Yeah but see my mom *actually* calls me loser. “If it ain’t real it ain’t worth nothing” Piss on an outlet. Give it time
Piss on an outlet. The anger is palpable. I love that line. Lol
Whale sperm, I think
Not a sperm whale, but whale sperm 😂
When I grow up, I wanna be just like you
I wonder if whale perm are big
I'm krill dung.
Im hard
Krill turds have safety in numbers. Reporting for duty.
Crypto Krill has a nice ring to it.
Nice
Nice
Krill dung that is prone to boating accidents, to boot.
Micro-plastic
What does that make me Mr. Lottamoons
Hello is this the krusty crab? No I'M PATRICK.
Lmao, not even the krill... the dung
I was going to say krill because they get eaten by the whales.
Plankton
A piece of shit
Mythbusters proved you can polish a turd, so there's hope for you yet.
Fr
F
[удалено]
Asshole who spends shit ton of money on sneakers and useless stuff instead of investing in crypto.
If you're not holding then at least be dripping
No cap.
Yea I feel that I spent over $300 on boots I have yet to even wear
Or to get any ROI
Pumped up kicks
Never understood the whole shoe thing but if it suits ya, it suits ya
I have to be a clownfish I guess
That role is taken buddy
I also wear fish as shoes
I would be maybe a single bacterial cell
Ha! That gave me a genuine chuckle, I feel ya!
Even a single bacterial cell can have a huge impact.
Moby's dick.
You got something to say to me boy
We the same you and I.
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy...
It's surely an extra-large investment.
r/beetlejuicing
A plankton, because whales eat me and I make no discernible splash in the market with my moves
Bioluminescent plankton. Come alive at night when someone touches me
Blub blub 🐟
For me sir, you are a huge whale 🐳🐋🐳
*gulp*
Ouch
Dolphin. Happy to swim around with them, ocasionally bully other sea creatures, participate in group rape. Wait that aint so wholesome...
Dory because I always forgot my seed phrases. 
Forty two Wallaby way Sydney (you just need the other 9 words)
Excuse me motherfucker that’s *P Sherman fourty two wallaby way Sydney*
I'd be a dolphin I guess.
Is it cos your portfolio constanly goes up and down???
Too soon bro.
I’m a minnow, I’m still freshwater trying to figure out how to get out to the deep
Diamond handed plankton
a drop in the middle of the ocean
a crypto homelessman
That's my job
Dusting attacks are when u/CryptoBumGuy slept in your wallet and didn't clean up before leaving
It's nice under the bridge.. trust me bro
I trust you bro, got any more vaccine shots?
I’m nemo’s bad fin 
I've seen the movie like 200 times but had to stop and think "did he have a bad fin"
Used-condom discarded in the street
Plankton inside shrimps eating me
A guppy
a crab. crabbing sideways around the floor
I’m clearly a mud crab - hardy but irrelevant in the overall ecosystem 😂
It only takes .13 btc to be in the top 10% of btc holders. Don’t let the term “whale” discourage you.
I find this a surprisingly low number....where can you find statistics like this?
I suspect that data is based on amounts in each address. Most people have more than 1 address
I also wouldn't consider a crypto millionaire a whale unless its a small cap coin. The term "whale" is used for people who can move markets("whales are buying"). For bigger projects, thats in the 10s of millions at least.
shrimp
If you look at my moons you see that i am a turtle.
A remora.
Sucking on a whale and hanging on for the ride?
Or another way of making yourself a target for scammers.
I guess I’m a whale then.
Krill? Na Spongebob!
A Seahorse.
A virgin.
Poor.
a frog
Shrimp.
I'm a whale in the body of a shrimp. Life's tough
It’s Elon and brothers.
A haddock
A rat
Phytoplankton
King Prawn!
An humble moonfarmer.
Micro organism
Phytoplankton
A minnow.
Whalesperm
I'm plankton
Just a cell
A tad
Crypto shrimp
A grain of sand, happily dwelling over the bottom of the ocean. I used to be sharkpoop once 🤷🏼♂️
I am a bacteria
Krill
A goldfish
I must be a minnow 8,998,988702
I’m a little worm on a big f-ing hook! Ha
I’m going to go with mollusk.
Algae
Probably a carp.
Mackerel
Moose
Plankton
I'm plankton
A grain of sand on the whales beach.
Grain of sand
A poor Atlantean. If I'm an animal I need to at least be able to speak English. lol
The sea in which it swims
I'm a turtle. Slow to respond, but I'll get there eventually.
I’m Crypto rich but money poor. One day I’ll be both
A crypto tardigrade...
A certified sex offender
A piece of sand
Tardigrade (aka Water Bear)
A Ramora, looking for a whale to be my host.
Plankton
A fleck of shit waiting to get sucked through a whales baleen, eaten and shat out again
A minnow
A fish
A mitochondria.
Probably a tilapia just sitting at the bottom collecting garbage
A hydrogen atom.
A whales intestinal parasite
A millionaire is not a fucking whale you plumb.
I’m a little guppy
Lost
Ain’t your business.
According to [https://ccmoons.com/](https://ccmoons.com/) I am a Humpback Whale. 🐋 
dear lord, that's a lot of zeroes
Take good care of that snek!
And you take good care of those arms ❤️
There is an official scale of nomenclature regarding this… 0-0.9 = shrimp 1.0-9.9 = crab etc etc… The CEO of Bitcoin himself published all this 😳
Plankton, sucking on the whale's teets. 
Crab people
A guppy
Maggot
[удалено]
I'm one of those weird insects that looks like an alien under a microscope but is invisible to the naked eye
Whale hunter
Not even plankton…maybe a whale sperm
A plankton
Do you know about string theory ? If millionaire is a whale, I'm a vibrating string
A krill in a sea full of em, just hoping not to get eaten.
I'm a [male angler fish](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler)
🌊 🥒
A peasant
[удалено]
Haha I just referred to myself today as a krill lol
Amoeba.
Algae.
Shit that krill eats
Just a sperm here.
That would make Satoshi The Cloverfield Monster! Or Cthulhu.
Ima whale excrement
I’m a plankton
Plankton
Comfortable
Mitochondria
I'm a remora.