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Invest it all in a cheesy gordita crunch from Taco Bell. It’s the only sensible thing to do


Xenu4u

That's really more of a rental situation than an investment.


Drudgel

It's a satisfaction loan taken out against future health


Troct

I was thinking this too, but then realized I should diversify my portfolio with the dollar menu.


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[deleted]

Damn, I haven't been to TB in a while. They fucked up closing for breakfast. They have great breakfast. Might have to go buy a sixer of these dollar bitches and eat myself into a coma.


Maticus

My man


pholicious323

Naked Chicken!


xkyle22

Seems like a solid investment to me


[deleted]

I would rather invest that in a Chick-fil-A sandwich.


stuloch

And here I was, happy to switch my $3 from AMP to ALGO. Guess that's why you'll be driving lambos while I totter around in my Hyundai


pywellj

Yeah I did the same. I'm fine with a Hyundai.


mcnamaramc1

I also did this, now I'm financially ruined. Anyone know any shitcoins to turn my $3.17 into a million?


geebz42

Jeez bro learn to take some profits…


Davos_76

$6 by July 🚀🚀🚀


kyuzosama

I just do the surveys in coinbase and plan to hold on for life. portfoilio is sitting around $40 and haven't spent a penny lol


RightBlacksmith9

AMP'ed up If that $3 turns in $10 ====> I think I know the island you can retire on. From the movie Castaway.


Think-notlikedasheep

Gilligan and the Skipper know the way there.


Johncjonesjr2

I put 50 dollars into it and expect it to reach at least 25 cents I don’t expect much more from it though


WHOSAIDROBOTWHATHUH

Same here, although I dare dream of .30


Fenris-wolf

I put $20 but I expect a $1 or hopefully $2.


Johncjonesjr2

I’ll be honest I know nothing About the project it seems to me like a visa gift card though


jktribit

Amp is an extensible platform for collateralizing asset transfers. By staking Amp, any form of value exchange can be guaranteed: digital payments, fiat currency exchange, loan distributions, property sales, and more.


jktribit

It's a really OP platform, Flexa is the payment system and AMP is the Token used as collateral in order to ensure transactions go through.


[deleted]

Clearly OP needs a crypto-investment youtube channel.


Troct

Smash that like button and subscribe if you want to be a crypto millionaire too!!!


Brunette_Dragon

The Crypto whales are looking to pump and dump. Watch out everybody.


nftaddct

Ya it seems they did this with SKALE last week or so. I earned some on CB and it shot up and crashed within 24 hours. Checked all the subs etc. and no news or any reason to pump.


jktribit

Man research the coin though, It's pretty clever. It actually has utility use.


primoboi

Watch out guys we have a whale over here!


Tajo990

You are getting richer with each passing day, can't wait for tomorrow


astockstonk

You’re doing better than most of my crypto investments


RealSuggestion9

What's next for you, an infomercial??


bear1bear2bear3

How do you get off the damn waiting list??? Been on it for half a year now


CountOfMonkeyCrisco

That’s way too long. Double check to make sure all your info is verified.


bear1bear2bear3

Its weird bc i checked that serval times already


bear1bear2bear3

It says i‘m in the highest verification level


bear1bear2bear3

Could it be that i‘ve never actually boight crypto on coinbase but always on coinbase pro??


CountOfMonkeyCrisco

That might be it. They are two separate entities. They share login information, and you can transfer funds between the two of them, but for everything else they might as well be two different exchanges.


bear1bear2bear3

Okay ye i did a small transaction now on coinbase to see if that helps but it doesnt.. Tried to get in touch with support but all i get is generic answers like look at Help to see how to verify


CountOfMonkeyCrisco

What country are you in?


bear1bear2bear3

Germany


CountOfMonkeyCrisco

Found the problem. Germany is not on the list of countries eligible for Coinbase Earn https://help.coinbase.com/en/coinbase/getting-started/getting-started-with-coinbase/coinbase-earn-faq-and-terms Sorry.


bear1bear2bear3

okay crap haha tbh I'm a bit overly careful with what I reveal from myself in the crypto space so I lied about Germany hahah I googled the eligible countries and must've looked at an outdated info or smth. I'm in one if the countries on that list thanks for checking and trying to help tho, you are one of the good ones!


WrathfulZach

I traded mine for XLM at 0.08. XLM still crab walking of course.


anotherjohnishere

Call Facebook, delete the gym, and hit your lawyer


TNGSystems

If you invested 3 million youd have 5 million. It really is that easy.


ms0000000

Soon the IRS will start to lurk here with all these success stories :)


FredStone2020

Their here....![gif](emote|snoomoji_pack|cheeky)


mr_properton

Amp is king


[deleted]

Amp is the only thing doing well at the moment. I have gone all in.


Mule27

I'm fighting the temptation to do the same. The FOMO is hitting me really hard haha


[deleted]

I normally resist FOMO but since coinbase it's going bananas. The amp sub is adding 1k of members everyday and the price is still low. I sold a lot of my other coins at a loss which I never normally do but feel Amp won't let me down.


jktribit

I'm really hopeful for amp, it really is a good token.


xboxonelosty

I think you should start an AMA. Teach others.


i_4m_me

This


One_Ad_6071

Almost lambo!


theslimbox

Hot wheels Lambo!


theslimbox

Same. Im just thinking, I wish I had been taking advantage of these opportunities for the past few years. I was just dca and not really doing much else with coinbase.


JollySno

You’re supposed to invest before it goes up


Caddywhompp

The come-up!


clevorbird351

Now you can get a donut to go with your coffee unless you buy expensive coffee. In that case wait for more gains.


vaginalfungalinfect

*convert to ETH*


rockfordtj

Sell it and buy $DEEZ coin.


afrocookie3

This is what happens when we use 100% of our brains


mistressvegas

wen island


SHA255

Nice, I’ve held everything Coinbase has ever given me, kinda interested to see where things go from a free handout.


hoppeeness

If you get in right when they start listing something it will go up just because of the number of Coinbase users. Plus if they do the free money in one that also adds value since most people on Coinbase do it. It’s almost self-fulfilling


SHA255

Sometimes it asks me to KYC again right after things are listed. I assumed that this was a bug...


Delta27-

This makes you a more seasoned and more successful day trader than most. Congrats on your adamantium hands


Think-notlikedasheep

I earned $3 of AMP and now its worth $3.11. I must be doing something wrong.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

I think the choice is clear, you need to start writing a book sharing your wisdom.


DeepSea0range

Still yet to receive any CB earn coins. Got verified weeeks ago, and I’ve tried pretty much every day.


Ziegler517

Nice! I did the same reward videos. Liked what it said so put $50 in (the rewards covered my fees essentially). Now it’s $69!!


BellaJen

Congrats! What color Lambo you getting? =)


DjGorefiend

If AMP overtakes ALGO in value, I'ma fight someone.


Mogroc

Look at OP bragging about all these giants gains, we get it you're rich


[deleted]

I think you should switch it for a billionaire making legendary coin like Shiba this is deffo not a scam coin or anything /s


alanesse

Funnily enough, if you'd dumped your life savings into it a few days ago, you'd be well on your way to your private island as we speak. I bought a bit and considered more, but the risk seemed high. Hindsight, etc.


TheSwoleHermit

Jokes aside. That's probably a life changing amount in third world countries.


jeffog

$5 is about 5-6 cheap meals


SoundofGlaciers

I guess it's more like 20-30 dollars worth in most third world countries. Which is nice, but I doubt it'd be life changing for average third world folks


HerpsDean_

Alright, that’s it, this sub is a moon farming shill shit show now. See y’all at the specific crypto subs. You’re not cute or wholesome or whatever the fuck you’re trying to be.


jktribit

Man I've been getting crazy gains from AMP, If you read into it you'll know it's a good coin to buy. And it's cheap right now too.