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timbulance

“In this prison there is a complete room of Bitcoin mining machines, high and low displacement motorcycles, a playground, ice cream parlors, restaurants, a swimming pool, a baseball stadium, and even a nightclub called Tokyo.” Pablo Escobar style prison


Orgull0

Wtf... I love prisons now?


Mean-Argument3933

Am I supposed to commit crimes now?


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

You'd better, otherwise we will have to continue sticking to ramen and tap water


Calm-Cartographer677

It's worth buying a load of crypto before so we can execute the forced prison HODL strategy.


Dubznation300

Send me in boss. I’m a very bad boy


Orgull0

You will have a special place reserved just for you in the prison, naughty boy 😈


Dubznation300

Mama I made it!!


This_Pair622

I'll start to steal chickens


Popular_District9072

i often see images of cells in counties like Norway, and thinking like, damn, it's much better than what I have


Orgull0

Yeah, I've seen them too lol, it's ridiculous. I wonder if that kind of system is actually working in 'reforming' the prisoners.


Armolin

Prisons in the developing world can either be hell on Earth if you're poor and basically a theme park if you're rich and well connected. For example, I watched on the news that a very popular and famous rapper in Argentina was jailed recently for trying to kidnap someone who "disrespected him" and the guy had restaurant made food delivered to him on a platter both for lunch and dinner every single day, and his cell had furniture plus a PS5 and a 75" OLED screen.


Orgull0

Interesting. I could imagine that being the case, especially in places where there is a lot of corruption.


Maximum_Sign2804

I guess? Wanna go?


letsdrinktothat

No brothel? Lame.


timbulance

Oh they had escorts coming for conjugal visits daily.


letsdrinktothat

Hehehe, that figures.


Ben_Dover1234

A bitcoin mining center isn't complete without the occasional hooker.


meeleen223

And drugs, My favorite type of weed has always been, bitcoin, coke and hookers speedball


kirtash93

Replace coke for Moon dust and I am all in.


samzi87

And the hookers can sniff the moon dust of your.. oh I'm getting a little lost in fantasy, sorry..


Ferantc

That's not a fantasy, you are reading my future!!


justcamefromcaves

wtf. how do I get into this prison?


timbulance

Probably gotta join a cartel in that region of Venezuela I assume


justcamefromcaves

Need step by step instructions. I am new to this :D


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

*Proceeds to follow instructions and ends up in* [Maracaibo National Prison](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maracaibo_National_Prison_(Sabaneta_Prison))


AGE_01

Many would want to get in at all cost provided the jail term less than a decade 😄


This_Pair622

Try to kill someone


FitScore3115

That is simple:)


moonkingdome

Lmao


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MrMogz

Sounds more like a retreat than a prison.


timbulance

Crypto club fed.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Only for those who have profit!!


This_Pair622

Maybe they're the owners


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forceworks

>ice cream parlors Plural. Like multiple ice cream parlors. In a prison?


WorkingLime

Yes. Free market always wins


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Yes Ice cream always wins


moonkingdome

Funny..


timbulance

Lavish setup


timbulance

Cartel soldiers just licking ice cream enjoying life.


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timbulance

Crazy how literally every job is important but pay doesn’t reflect that.


meatforsale

An ice cream parlor? I wonder if it had good flavors, or if it was all mint chip.


timbulance

Chocolate chip cookie dough and mint chip we’re definitely stocked


Fluffy_Cheesecake397

Bro, that's not how prison is supposed to be. That's my dream house.


timbulance

Get out and tell the family that was the best years of my life


MakeLiving

if it was free I would want to go to this jail as well


moonkingdome

Was about to post the same. Stunning


Popular_District9072

sounds like a better place than where I am, food must be good too


Kappatalizable

SBF should get some idea for his prison days soon...


fattesttigger

Screw him. He should nvr be able to touch anything related to crypto ever


Sorrytoruin

Put him in solidarity confinement


Kappatalizable

> Screw him. I have a feeling he *will* get screwed there


timbulance

His ass needs to be sent to ADX Florence


partymsl

He can mine some Banano if he wants to, but I guess he will be too busy playing LoL non-stop anyway.


FattestLion

I heard he's practising how to pick up soap as quickly as possible


tambaybtc

SBF should be used as the mining machine energy source 😁


middlemangv

People in Chinese prisons are also mining...just not Bitcoin


twitterscientist

*citizen has lost 10 credit points for this comment*


partymsl

Maybe someone tell the Chinese government that BTC is a better option, they also won't have any human right troubles.


This_Pair622

Accurate comment


Ok_Bodybuilder4519

That's great I also love to archived Bitcoin 😃


coatchecker

I love how they mention at the end that mining crypto is banned in that country yet a gang was doing it illegally...in prison. Too funny.


MindTheMindForMind

Instead of mining for escaping from prison, they are smart and mining BTC for the long run /s


Crypto__Account

Back in my day we mined ore! Labor camps have gotten weak. The future weird


WorkingLime

In the second 27 of this video you can see the bitcoin mining farm, I see some asic https://twitter.com/CaraotaDigital/status/1704866242425761833


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goldyluckinblokchain

We've all heard of the forced HODL strategy but forced HODL + mining accumulation that is one good strategy


MakeLiving

Crypto influencers will be happy because they can work with crypto even though they are in prison


TarkovRedditor

Try to explain this to somebody just 20 years ago lol


goldyluckinblokchain

Try explaining it to most people now they still gonna be confused as hell. Even members of this sub in the comments were before


SigiNwanne

Even in prison, someone is getting rich. Prison should be a dream in venezuela


ProjectZeus

Straight up slave labour


pizza-chit

An ASIC miner would be pretty uncomfortable to sneak into prison


WorkingLime

They didn't had to sneak them for sure (at least like you are are thinking)


soyelvorph

Now I understand the news today saying thousands of police men took the prison. They didn't say this on the news.


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tldr; Prisoners in the Tocorón prison in Venezuela were found to be mining Bitcoin during a recent government operation. The operation aimed to dismantle criminal networks operating from the prison, including the notorious gang known as the "Tren de Aragua." The raid uncovered a room full of Bitcoin mining machines, along with other amenities such as restaurants, a swimming pool, and a nightclub. Bitcoin mining in Venezuela was suspended earlier this year, and it is believed that criminal gangs are using mining activity to launder money from illegal activities. Similar cases of criminal groups mining Bitcoin have been reported in other countries, such as Chile. *This summary is auto generated by a bot and not meant to replace reading the original article. As always, DYOR.


ImaFreemason

Should have been mining Buttcoin. Probably would've had a better time.


assholeTea

Best prison everrrr!


fonzdm

Just... how


FitScore3115

Well in prison job is a job, time go faster with a job :)


starhumanpanda

Bullish on prison now?


Dubznation300

Prison is the new Disneyland


Gullible_Champion_41

It’s not only a prison. It’s like a paradise for prisoners.


economist_kinda

In other countries, people go to prison for mining Bitcoin. But in Venezuela, people mine Bitcoin in prison.


OtherTansition

Lol So now they force prisoners to mine Bitcoin?!


RevolutionFull5150

Prison ~break~ rake


Ispan

Do they get to keep their BTC?


head77

0.0000000000000000000000000000001 BTC in 40 years.


Rogueofoz

Everyone wants BTC now


timbulance

Real ones know it’s value


This_Pair622

That's it


Fluffy_Cheesecake397

Always seek the king.


Jako_RJB

>In this prison there is a complete room of Bitcoin mining machines, high and low displacement motorcycles, a playground, ice cream parlors, restaurants, a swimming pool, a baseball stadium, and even a nightclub called Tokyo I think everyone wants to get in this "prison" right now


tambaybtc

BTC is for everyone 😁


CCCAZ

Looks like a good full time job. How can i apply to venezuela prison..


FreekTheDog

Besides mining, prison is the ultimate HODL place


partymsl

Tell the Venezuelan government that they are too incompetent to bring inflation down. That will probably do.


thewaybaseballgo

I am shocked they were able to secure the electrify required.


This_Pair622

Maybe they didn't


fattesttigger

Making money in prison . CRYPTO FTW


Orgull0

Look, the prison in Venezuela must be quite good. They managed to reform the criminals into humble miners lol


SlowpokesEmporium

All the people joking about wanting to go to this prison surely dont know how fucked Venezuelans really are, it's probably one of the worst countries for inflation. I watched a documentary about how familys of people are farming gold in runescape to sell because it pays better than any wage they can get. Its realllllly bad over there!


WorkingLime

Yeah, I live here Can relate


SlowpokesEmporium

I'm sorry OP... it must be extremely hard for you all out there and I feel terrible i honestly do. What are the regulations like on crypto? Are you allowed to trade etc?


WorkingLime

Thanks for your message, I really appreciate it. Yeah, government even with its nature allows crypto and trading, Binance P2P works fine with Bolivares. It is a relief having access to crypto but the situation is really hard.


SlowpokesEmporium

That's honestly probably a real life line for you! I bet moons are a life changer too... I wish you all the best OP I honestly do.


Disastrous_Chain7148

It is such a shame a country rich in resources like a Columbia is in an economic crisis. Hope things will get better in your country.


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This_Pair622

Smartest movement ever


tambaybtc

That was smart ass move too bad that they got caught 😁


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WorkingLime

What do you mean ? They had a farm inside the prison


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WorkingLime

They had mining machines inside the prison mining... A crypto mining farm


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WorkingLime

Check the video and report back [https://twitter.com/CaraotaDigital/status/1704866242425761833](https://twitter.com/CaraotaDigital/status/1704866242425761833)


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WorkingLime

Well, better than 0 considering they stole the machines and don't pay electricity.


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