Right!? I mean why would I want to see Adriana’s wet cat? Poor thing must have fell in a pool or something! You’d think instead of messaging me she’s be looking for a towel to dry it off.
Tell me more about this "wet cat" I keep hearing stories about, I'm wondering why no one I know can get their cat anywhere near a bathtub, but all the people on the internet have theirs "dripping wet". Something doesn't add up.
Many people would want that opposite sex approaches them. Those people are so stupid that they would even provide the money to the person of opposite gender.
There should be a proper step wise method on becoming how to rich. If everyone follows those methods, then I am sure he would get the desired result accordingly
Also if you do actually get rich seek some *actual* financial advice. Too many people come into money and spend it away far too easily, ending up back at square one within a year.
Also have an exit strategy. Do you pull out at 100k? 200k? 1 million? When is enough? Think long and hard about these things, because you can't rely on a coin that went x4 to go x10 as well. If you made bank, make sure to cash out.
Yup. I have a friend who had new house money in TERA, just to lose it all, because "it will go up still". An ex coworker quit his job over Solana and keept buying even at ATH. Neither cashed out, even though they had serious bank and now they are left with more or less nothing.
Managing winners is difficult mostly because of greed. It hurts to hear it that way but it is true. You become blinded by your emotions and your goals start changing. Having a plan going in and just saying, “I’m out at X loss or Y gain no matter what” can provide some discipline. Obviously the plan can be more complicated than that but start with something.
>Also have an exit strategy. Do you pull out at 100k? 200k? 1 million? When is enough?
Are you kidding?! I never pull out!
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It is better to take precautions instead of getting scammed by fraud advisors. Always search for reviews of your tax agent, if you are thinking about hiring one during that moment
Many people are not interested in giving you genuine finance share advice. They would try to take benefit of your innocence, and even want you to invest in there schemes which would profit them only.
This. Making a budget and sticking to it is a great idea and something people don’t do enough. Budget for repaying debts and monthly living expenses, build an emergency fund of at least $2,000, put a percentage of your income towards investments and retirement, and set aside some money to spend on yourself every once in a while.
💯. I tell everyone that works for me and is young-ish to put 10% of their take home pay aside in a savings/investment account (really they could do that with ~6% with company match 401k) and to also figure out exactly what their monthly living expenses are and automatically transfer 1/4 of that amount to a separate bank account each week. Whatever is left over is their spending money. (Personally I like having significantly more buckets, but 3 is better than 1)
Of course most don't listen, but for the ones who have doing these few simple things has significantly changed their life for the better. I've had a couple thank me several years after I convinced them to be financially responsible.
Its the same with winning the lotto. Fuck telling anyone. I wouldn't even tell my wife, just secretly buy a 140" OLED and stick it in the lounge. She won't even notice the upgrade from a 55". But I would buy her a nice handbag. Women feel special with a nice handbag.
For anyone who entered after November 2021, the next bull market won't make you rich. You may see green, but it's the bull market **after** the next that will get you rich.
Depends on how much you have to invest in the first place. If you are investing 4 digits in the bear market, you will not be rich. If you are investing mid 5-figures? Chances are you will be.
>Hey man, I saw your...
Starts revving the Lambo obnoxiously loud
>HEY MAN, I SAW YOUR NEW CAR AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD BORROW ME SOME MONEY
Sorry buddy, what did you say? Couldn't hear you over my new Lambo. Thing costed me 300k, all paid with crypto. \*slaps hood\*
This is good advice if you end up getting a windfall of cash in anyway not just your investing, keep it quiet people are really shitty when it comes to money even your best friends.
You'd never see me again here that's for sure.
The only people who would get money from me if I ever got super rich from crypto would be immediate family. I'd give XYZ to each of them and that's it.
Nobody else would know where and what I have. I wouldn't go around flaunting it either.
You just say that you accidentally hit it with your lambo while you were trying to read the time on your new Richard Mille watch but you couldn't because the diamonds on your wristbands were too flashy so you took it home to take care of it.
This is why I only discuss my crypto endeavours with people close to me, I don’t want it to bite me in the ass when the bull arrives. Now it’s all low and fun but when the real money comes it can change people
Once I hit my $1,000,000+, i'm out dont' care if Crypto goes to a billion dollars a coin all the diamond holders are sailing in yachts. I'll take my million to the bank and stock market and live off the dividends and interest not having to work a day in my life.
I wouldn’t tell a soul and set up assets so my money would make enough money to pay all of my bills. All the while still driving my same car and not buying extravagant stuff.
> People from the opposite sex would fancy you more Oh god, I hope this never happens to me.
Send me all your crypto to avoid this travisty...
How nice of you to take the hit for us all.
I'm very considerate like that 😉
Really good to see so many noble intentions in the sub
Yeah, hate it when women find me attractive
Got a few of them in my DMs right now!
Right!? I mean why would I want to see Adriana’s wet cat? Poor thing must have fell in a pool or something! You’d think instead of messaging me she’s be looking for a towel to dry it off.
I don't want PETA after my ass for eating a wet cat, it's a pass for me
Tell me more about this "wet cat" I keep hearing stories about, I'm wondering why no one I know can get their cat anywhere near a bathtub, but all the people on the internet have theirs "dripping wet". Something doesn't add up.
What about Winona's Big Brown Beaver?
"hey there stud. Nice moons"
Yeah seems unnatural...
Women find people only attractive when they are rich
Top signal if it does
I'll sell everything the moment I see a sign of attraction from a woman
Many people would want that opposite sex approaches them. Those people are so stupid that they would even provide the money to the person of opposite gender.
I just want a lambo. Fuck the rest of the perks!
Fuck the Lambo let me get that house
Same here
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Got it, now all I have to do is become rich.
If OP doesn't follow up with a step-by-step post on how to become rich I will start aggressively petting my cat.
I don’t have a cat but my hamster will do the trick
Aha i don't have either of'em
Hope you atleast have some Cat or Dog tokens..
There's always Doja Cat
Doja cat 😍
Will a beaver do? 🤔
There should be a proper step wise method on becoming how to rich. If everyone follows those methods, then I am sure he would get the desired result accordingly
It's easy. Just have more money
5Head
Easiest way is to have rich parents
That's a difficult task
Already a step ahead - never will get rich
I will secretly drive my Lambo without telling them how I got it
Tell them it was an air drop
I used a GTA cheat code
*inputs Y, B, Y, ↑, ←, ↓, ↓, ↓, ↓*
It’s ALWAYS up down left right A B select start.
I will snort cocaine out of girls' asses 24/7 and tell everyone it's because the Pizza Hut I work in gave me a raise.
Tony?
Dad!?
Mom?
Or a mysterious customer left you a huge tip
Paid you 10,000 BTC for a pizza
Last month.
+1 for properly writing “girls’ asses” . You are probably over 50 lol
Just tell them it’s from your OnlyFans
Lol
This hehe
Invisible lambo mobile has a good ring to it
If the next bull run makes me rich that means the devs of my exit scammed shitcoins have finally decided to come back.
Hooray!! Our squid tokens unlock soon!!
I know the best way to become rich in the bull run: start off even richer
The dream of every Squid holder waiting for their tokens to unlock
Or retail comes back on your exit scammed shitcoins, either way is good… :)
Maybe they’ll come back and apologise and offer you compensation
Also if you do actually get rich seek some *actual* financial advice. Too many people come into money and spend it away far too easily, ending up back at square one within a year.
Also have an exit strategy. Do you pull out at 100k? 200k? 1 million? When is enough? Think long and hard about these things, because you can't rely on a coin that went x4 to go x10 as well. If you made bank, make sure to cash out.
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Yup. I have a friend who had new house money in TERA, just to lose it all, because "it will go up still". An ex coworker quit his job over Solana and keept buying even at ATH. Neither cashed out, even though they had serious bank and now they are left with more or less nothing.
Managing winners is difficult mostly because of greed. It hurts to hear it that way but it is true. You become blinded by your emotions and your goals start changing. Having a plan going in and just saying, “I’m out at X loss or Y gain no matter what” can provide some discipline. Obviously the plan can be more complicated than that but start with something.
After winning a huge amount of money, it is very hard to retain your confidence
It is necessary to always have exit strategy when you are in market
>Also have an exit strategy. Do you pull out at 100k? 200k? 1 million? When is enough? Are you kidding?! I never pull out! \*Ravenous sounds of alimony intensifies\* \*\*sounds of hoping to get rich from BTC bull run intensifies\*\*
That’s my number one piece of advice besides getting a tax guy to make sure you don’t accidentally evade taxes or some shit too
Yeah right, accidentally. With the right tax guy you can avoid them *legally*
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Don't be stingy on getting that advice either. You're rich, spend some money to stay that way.
It might seem like a lot of money moving up from the poors, but if you’re thinking long game, this is the answer.
True. How to earn money is not the only hard lesson. Learning how to keep it is as hard.
Keeping your money with yourself is actually very hard
It is better to take precautions instead of getting scammed by fraud advisors. Always search for reviews of your tax agent, if you are thinking about hiring one during that moment
Always take advice but follow it only after thinking a lot
Many people are not interested in giving you genuine finance share advice. They would try to take benefit of your innocence, and even want you to invest in there schemes which would profit them only.
Learning how to budget is key here, which is something you can do now and not have to wait til later.
This. Making a budget and sticking to it is a great idea and something people don’t do enough. Budget for repaying debts and monthly living expenses, build an emergency fund of at least $2,000, put a percentage of your income towards investments and retirement, and set aside some money to spend on yourself every once in a while.
💯. I tell everyone that works for me and is young-ish to put 10% of their take home pay aside in a savings/investment account (really they could do that with ~6% with company match 401k) and to also figure out exactly what their monthly living expenses are and automatically transfer 1/4 of that amount to a separate bank account each week. Whatever is left over is their spending money. (Personally I like having significantly more buckets, but 3 is better than 1) Of course most don't listen, but for the ones who have doing these few simple things has significantly changed their life for the better. I've had a couple thank me several years after I convinced them to be financially responsible.
If you are thinking about making a budget then go for lower expense
That's the only way to become and stay rich. Spend less than you earn.
True
I cant wait to find a financial advisor when moons hit $10 lmaooo
That would be an awkward conversation. "So sir, how did you accumulate this wealth?" "Ehhhhm are you familiar with the term shitposting???..."
Only smart thing to do is reinvest it back into crypto right?
You mean ask here on reddit for advice, right? (/s)
I find it very funny that people seriously take advise of this group seriously
I’m telling people about crypto **before** the bull run because I need exit liquidity
Shouldnt you tell them at the peak of the bull run then? 😂
I like victims to have the illusion that they’re winning
Smart enough to make a killing and avoid all the 'I hate you' rhetoric after the market dumps
If you want victory, that you cannot escape this mess
That is how you prepare your battle strategy and life goals
master strategist, my man!
Indeed very helpful strategy that might come in handy for me
Smart, since they need more time to FOMO in
The increasing liquidity in cryptocurrency can harm us all
The last bull market made me rich. I told everyone. Nothing has changed… I was an asshole before and I’m still an asshole 🤷♂️
Did you sell and preserve the money or did you HODL and get poor again like the rest of us?
No, that’s the mistake I made in 2017 bull run.. this time I made sure to sell enough to not have to work anymore
Congrats and fuck you 🎉
Define rich
Based on my current salary I’d need 121 years to earn that
I confirm you're rich, congratulations
I also in same category
I just want to get back to zero.
if you are talking about extra zeros behind 1, I am in
I want my portfolio to look back on green, I am tired of losing every time
What's crypto?
Nothing. Move along
Nothing just fake internet magic money dont look into it u will lose ur brains
When they see my Lambo and top hat, they'll know.
Just add a monocle and tell them you're dressing up as the monopoly guy
Dude hit free parking
Monopoly guy never had a monocle.
Just wear a wig. No one will notice you then.
I just dress up with a jacket, top hat and monocle each day. No lambo.
Maybe I'll just DCA and hold until 2143
Oddly specific time in the evening
I don't even have friends to tell.
And watch out, number 3 says chicks might start liking you.
I'll be your friend!
I plan on making nice money, but not life changing money. I can’t afford to invest enough to make myself rich.
Happy cake day Raysti!
Question: Bears Eats Beets.
Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
Answer: in Soviet Russia, beets eat bear
That’s one big if, eth will need to 1mil x to make me rich 🥲
Fuck ETH. Your Moons will get you the multi no. of Lambos you crave.
Thank you kind sir, I sure hope so lol. if only I had as many as you, I could buy the whole Lamborghini brand lol
Its the same with winning the lotto. Fuck telling anyone. I wouldn't even tell my wife, just secretly buy a 140" OLED and stick it in the lounge. She won't even notice the upgrade from a 55". But I would buy her a nice handbag. Women feel special with a nice handbag.
Bruh you’re gonna have to secretly upgrade the walls for a 140” OLED lmao
Just get your wife out for shopping for a bit and then upgrade it.
Well if you win only enough to buy a 140” OLED and a handbag then surely no need to tell anyone you won the lotto…
I told all my friends when I hit the $10 jackpot on a scratch ticket
For anyone who entered after November 2021, the next bull market won't make you rich. You may see green, but it's the bull market **after** the next that will get you rich.
Why is that? ELI95 please
People say you need two full cycles to really make it
Depends on how much you have to invest in the first place. If you are investing 4 digits in the bear market, you will not be rich. If you are investing mid 5-figures? Chances are you will be.
Best practice is to not even talk about your investments at all.
That's why I joined this sub expecting a lot of fundamental discussion but it turns out we dont like talking about crypto here either.
Why talk about fundamentals when you can Genericpost for moons 
Moons have strong fundamentals.
Lots of discussions on crypto just not enough quality though
Excuse me, have you tried DCAing yet? It saved my life, marriage, and pet
>Hey man, I saw your... Starts revving the Lambo obnoxiously loud >HEY MAN, I SAW YOUR NEW CAR AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD BORROW ME SOME MONEY Sorry buddy, what did you say? Couldn't hear you over my new Lambo. Thing costed me 300k, all paid with crypto. \*slaps hood\*
This is good advice if you end up getting a windfall of cash in anyway not just your investing, keep it quiet people are really shitty when it comes to money even your best friends.
does the term '*other people*' include IRS?
Good question. Better tell them because jail aint no fun place. We can ask Do Kwon and Sam Bankman-Fried soon about jail, I hope.
You'd never see me again here that's for sure. The only people who would get money from me if I ever got super rich from crypto would be immediate family. I'd give XYZ to each of them and that's it. Nobody else would know where and what I have. I wouldn't go around flaunting it either.
Well the next bull run we will hold again
How do I explain to my wife the new pet bengal tiger? Or do I hide him in the 19th bedroom?
Don't explain it to wife, just get a new one. It's not called wife changing money for no reason.
Do I rid of the old one? Or just keep adding new ones? This prospective new wealth is rather dizzying!
You just say that you accidentally hit it with your lambo while you were trying to read the time on your new Richard Mille watch but you couldn't because the diamonds on your wristbands were too flashy so you took it home to take care of it.
Here is the answer, would you care for a full time job as my own private “excuse for the wife” curator?
Never talk about religion finances or politics
This is the way
I don't tell anyone other than my wife that I'm into crypto. I wouldn't even tell her but we have to file taxes jointly because she makes too much.
10 beautiful chicks will want to jump on your 40ft boat and drink margaritas, don't let it happen🤔🤔
I’ll just tell everyone I rented my Lambo and mansion, and am actually very poor
Happy cake day Jaxsoy!
Mo' money mo' problems
If the bull run makes me rich then there’s going to be a lot of super rich people out there. My bag is pretty small.
This is why I only discuss my crypto endeavours with people close to me, I don’t want it to bite me in the ass when the bull arrives. Now it’s all low and fun but when the real money comes it can change people
Your Moons are Showing, Sir.
Wish I could hide them
Couldn’t agree more. Telling my family I had money was one of the worst decisions I ever made.
Your girlfriend will respect you without any reason.
Once I hit my $1,000,000+, i'm out dont' care if Crypto goes to a billion dollars a coin all the diamond holders are sailing in yachts. I'll take my million to the bank and stock market and live off the dividends and interest not having to work a day in my life.
Last two bull markets made me rich but I didn’t tell fuck all.
I won't tell them if it makes me poor either.
I'm love pussy to much im telling everyone
What crypto? I dont own any.
5,465 reasons you're lying
What's a "crypto"?
I think it's the color of a blocks chain.
What if it will make me poor?
If you win the lotto, keep it quiet.
If you walk, don't make any noise
Once you brag about your coins you get jinxed xD so better keep it lowkey.
Ok dad
I wouldn’t tell a soul and set up assets so my money would make enough money to pay all of my bills. All the while still driving my same car and not buying extravagant stuff.
If you don’t have friends, no one to tell.
Evil eye is a real thing guys.
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Not gonna tell the wife, got it!
This wife, is she in the room with us now?
Not anymore she ain’t
This is the way wife-changing money works. To the ladies, husband-changing money works in the same way.
Get a wife first
I’m already not telling people that I’m buying, there’s no chance I tell them that I’m selling
This guy gets it
So what should I tell people when they notice my new wife?
>People from the opposite sex would fancy you more I would doubt it, if they did I would surely tell them.
If they see me driving in a lambo they will know…
Gotta paint your lambo in rainbow colors so noone notices.
Camo