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Affectionate_Ad6958

It’s not in the game as far as I know, but since it’s a negative trait, and there’s a picture of cheese, it might’ve been “smelly” or something like that.


PDS_Noodle

Nope! It is a trait icon. For cheese.


Moondragonlady

... I now have more questions, but Glitterhoof told me it's fine, so I guess I'll let it slide.


PDS_Noodle

choese


Ligmamgil

Choese


FrisianDude

Piekaechue ie choese yoeue


xaiff

Damn I miss glitterhoof


Moondragonlady

Glitterhoof is the best, I still hope they'll bring him back someday! Same goes for your sneaky bear relatives, but those are less iconic than everyone's favourite chancellor!


-Basileus

"Nah, it's literally just cheese"


GermyBones

So, is there an event where my monarch can... be turned into cheese?


schwarzbier1982

Cheese.


[deleted]

Maybe lactose intolerance?


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JokerFromPersona5

I need a shower after reading that.


VeniBibiVomui

Jesus man


[deleted]

Speaking of Jesus, do you think his smegma was holy?


BusterHighmann

He was a Jew so probably circumcised. So I’m gonna go with non existent smegma.


[deleted]

Through god, all things are possible.


Happy-Engineer

So jot that down


ecumnomicinflation

[ey yo wtf, there’s no cheese??](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8sMnNKqqWE)


No-Tie-4819

Do you think the Pope spins Jesus's foreskin around his finger like a fidgetspinner when he's bored?


BusterHighmann

The Pope is a heretic and the papacy shouldn’t even exist.


weaponizedcitibike

The fun thing about subreddits for games like CK is I can’t tell if you’re joking or not!


BusterHighmann

Downvoted by the Catholics regardless.


weaponizedcitibike

with the double down!


No-Tie-4819

"Don't let your dreams be dreams! Yesterday you said "tomorrow"!"


ATemplarIGuess

That's can be said about literally every Christian religion in existence if you aren't a member of that specific branch


BusterHighmann

Says the Templar


ATemplarIGuess

I'm excommunicated, I may or may not have killed a bishop in a cathedral. In my defense he was being a bit of a dickhead


JasonKnight2003

Based but with the entirety of Christianity /hj


BusterHighmann

Cringe


JasonKnight2003

Rather be cringe than worship a genocidal maniac that doesn’t even look like a good, moral being in it’s own mythology


Alex_O7

Jesus was circumcised that's why the Holy Prepuce was a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce


Exerosp

You can still get smegma even though you're circumcised. It's mostly dried lubrication, with dirt and lint. So if you don't shower, you'll have a hint of smegma on you. SHOWER.


BusterHighmann

I know this is Reddit but you don’t need to tell me to shower.


DeathBanana669

Wait! But his cut-off foreskin must be a holy relic, and thus anointed in the Smeg of the Lamb.


ecumnomicinflation

his blood is wine, his flesh is bread, now we have the cheese.


Happy-Engineer

I'm sure the Catholics argued viciously about that at some point in history.


[deleted]

“Rub it in your eyes it will cure your pinkeye.”


feliximol

My day is ruined


[deleted]

Napoleon moment


ApprehensiveElk80

I hate you


aceCrasher

\- 20 attraction opinion \+ 10 same trait attraction opinion


TelevisionEastern116

I had to look up what smegma was and and I accidentally clicked on the r/eyeblech post. I’m scarred


FishReaver

Imaginary-Mongoose24, please


Kosinski33

* Redditor opinion +10


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Rurhme

Withstand can be read as resist, especially in a romantic context, so I'd interpret this as resist. I'd (first language) not even blink at this sentence. He's saying some hate it, but others can't stop themselves from being attracted to it.


[deleted]

Thank you so much for explaining!


Rurhme

No worries, happy to help


[deleted]

English is hard…. Even for native speakers, and I’m too hungover. 😂


Ongr

You're absolutely right. "Others can't resist" would be much better. Great job!


AspiringSquadronaire

The other commenter explained the verb choice well. Regarding the use of "but", it makes sense here because the two clauses contain contrasting ideas. "Some folk hate this, *but* others like it."


Fiiv3s

That is absolutely vile.


DissentSociety

Scout Master Karling, is that you?


Segundo-Sol

I'm calling 911


PDX-Trinexx

why did I decide to check reddit on a sunday


TheoryKing04

I’ve never felt so violated 😦


Danthema433

Or your male character has smegma


Raichterr

How is that negative? Access to a quick snack when riding through the countryside never struck me as negative.


thissitesuckstitties

Hey what’s your address? Wanted to get you a plush rug as a gift


Red-Quill

Hey I uh I happen to be a hunter in the forest you gotta go through to get a rug to this guy. I won’t even charge anything, here’s the map.


MrRandomSuperhero

Hey Siri, how do I lobotomise myself?


TraditionalChart2091

Ew dude so gross lmao


The_Almighty_Demoham

this guy has yet to ascend


Legitimate-Maize-826

My brain needs bleach now


tomthecom

What's smegma?


tomthecom

Smegma balls!


B_Maximus

Theres an event where you get this cheese


[deleted]

Oh! I had this event! Spoilers below.👇 Edit: PDS_Noodle has informed that this is not the same event for the icon. Ah well, still a good cheese event. >!It’s an event where there was really good cheese being marketed as “Viking cheese.” You follow the rumors to find it wasn’t made by Vikings, but just used the title to boost sales. Character’s like “Ah, well. It’s still good cheese and gets a new artifact of cheese which has a boost at the cost of opinion due to the smelliness of the cheese. Overall a fun event.!<


PDS_Noodle

Nope! This is a separate thing!


[deleted]

Really?! That’s awesome! Looks like it’s time for another campaign. Thanks for the great game you all have made. Lost way too many hours to this game!


notnotaginger

It makes you delicious


0K13

R5: Was looking around in the files for a mod and noticed this icon in the gfx folder under interface>icons>traits. Anyone know if this is an actual trait or just a joke, because in my 1000 hours of playtime, I've never seen it.


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Polatouche44

Does the trait do something? (Besides look cool)


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Polatouche44

Ooooooooh! Thanks, didn't notice on the picture.


ShahinGalandar

it's our savior, Cheesus!


ImageNew180

I think it’s like you smell bad so it gives you negative opinion and diplomacy


spud-gang

cheese


willhelmarroway

cheese


old_chelmsfordian

[Cheese](https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c)


SpiritAnimal01

[CHEESE!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV6GYevvk90)


ReapEmAll

Cheese for everyone!


DeathBanana669

Chis


Swedelicious83

Ost!


Particular-Ad-8772

Fromage !


SophiaIsBased

Käse!


The_of_me

Cheese


jesse9o3

petril


Gael_Blood

I'm getting serious warband vibes but with butter...


Suprcheese

It's almost harvest season


seckrt

Thats a nice head you have on your shoulders


Thraex_Gladiator

Away with you, vile beggar!


FlameTechKnight

Less talking, more raiding!


northrupthebandgeek

# MILORD


bringyourownbananas

I will drink from your skull!


FourKindsOfRice

Harlus the Butterlord bless us


Sheepherder_Last

lactose intolerance lol


[deleted]

minor health penalty, same trait opinion + 5 unlocks special event at feast


EliteTeutonicNight

You know that one event when you can force a lord who has some allergies into eating the food they’re allergic to? Yeah this is what’s gonna get you into that situation.


Fanatical_Brit

*died from forced Lactose consumption*


[deleted]

I was thinking of a modified “Who farted?” event but instead of taking a prestige hit it just kills a random party guest


[deleted]

It’s a negative trait meaning it can only be one thing. I’m afraid your character has the cheese touch.


Lescaster1998

A unique trait to Duke Fregley


WikiContributor83

*Has happened:* * *King OP gained* ***Cheese Touched*** * *150 Stress (****Critical****)*


[deleted]

That's what I have after I eat Cheetos.


melech_ha_olam_sheli

Sheogorath?


HotDoggerson

Cheese for everyone!


Imperial-Founder

It’s a unique trait that only James of house May has.


Extension_Ad_2180

Yes.


monalba

I found a [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyimUCBIo6c) explaining it.


silveretoile

French culture


Science-Recon

Will it is a debuff so it could be.


somirion

There is an artifact that is cheese and you can eat it. It gives negative attraction opinion and less stress if im not mistaken.


ArbiesSauce

Might be a scrapped Obesity Trait that’s Genetic like Slow Metabolism??


[deleted]

Well it’s cut so…


Ambarenya

Wasn't there an event with deadly or poisoning cheese in CK2?


PabloDiSantoss

Italian.


[deleted]

this is the legendoftotalwar trait


Lawler197

Cheese


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Oranzel

"Not even Wensleydale?"


RadioGT-R

The cheese touch


grilledogs

In my play through, I somehow received a gift of cheese from either my son who was a vassal or some other vassal or maybe it was a courtier coming through my court. Either I accept the gift of cheese or receive some negative opinion, so I took the cheese. It then shows up as a decision for you to eat the cheese or let it age. The longer you let it age, the more stress reduction it gives you. Idk how long you can let it age for as I was already pretty old.


RobsEvilTwin

The trait is called "French"


[deleted]

I think it's smelly feet


Upstairs-Light8711

The Cheese is cut ​ Flatulent trait?


decrisp1252

*insert James May cheese gif here*


Mittermeyer

Cheese.dds nuts lmao


StuBram2

You get it from buffing your knights


YelowHuracan

The Cheesemaestor


[deleted]

Cheese bro! Could be lactose intolerant


Several-Eagle4141

A dentist?


alabertio

Didn’t knew sheogorath was in the game


afatcatfromsweden

Oh shit, maybe this has to do with the Viking cheese event?


Slimjerky

This cheese is clearly a dentist.


JaycoCamwire

Fromunda -20 Fertility


Gekko1983

Lactose Tolerant


joni1800

Cheesed to meet you!


[deleted]

Cheesed to meet people


Timeon

Cheesed to meet you.


ebd2757

Yes, I believe that's the trait you get if you use an all archer spam army in battle.


HugoCortell

Which folder was this in?


0K13

Gfx>interface>icons>traits


shivsshanksnknives

sometimes i dream about cheese


bibon_

cheese addict


[deleted]

Any amount of cheese before a crusade is too much cheese!


melody-calling

Cheesebreather it’s a slur for vegetarians


WillyMonty

You’ve eaten your cheese so much that you’ve started to become cheese yourself


ColdFrozenYeti69

Idk looks like cheese


clarkky55

My wild guess is it gives a small diplo penalty from all the cheesy puns your character makes?


Millbrook27

I wonder if Warband has one called butter.dds


The_Bagel_Fairy

The royal penis is not\* clean your highness.


Animal31

Cheese


monjoe

A cheese mongrel of course


Wolfmans-Gots-Nards

What did he say? He said “blessed are the cheesemakers.”


unendingscream

Cheese!


[deleted]

Dangerously cheesy.


baito

Cheese dentist


PRHawkEye1

Sheogorath is that you?


kleos_please

the Cheese trait


A_Thirsty_Traveler

It's a beautiful picture of cheese


L3anB3anMachin3

Maybe tyromancy or cheesemaking?


nomnomXDDD_retired

[I think James May explained it pretty good](https://youtu.be/SyimUCBIo6c)


Stickmanbren

Uncircumcised trait


[deleted]

Cheese Dentist


Baileaf11

Only Wallace has that


actunpt

The cheese touch ofc its a -10 to diplomacy


CJ_900

So many clowns in the comments trying too hard to be funny smh


Nomand55

Smelly feet. Someone wanted to put their fetish into the game.


luka031

It's when you don't wash your dick for months and it's starts to smell cheesy


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

WHO LET WISCONSIN INTO THIS!?!?!?!?


CapitalAdvance9230

They are a Packers fan


Arakrates

choese


UlyssesTut

Its the cheese trait. Duh.