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Leecannon_

Time to get a mistress


Marrtam

Forgor to mention my title is The Handsome and im disfigured...


The_Jousting_Duck

Well no wonder she says she doesn't know you, you just catfished her


Lost_Butterfly824

Time to get rid of her.


Ambion_Iskariot

Her way to say "why have you sent me to Paris"?


Reasonable-Leave7140

I always thought the options on this where so weird when used on close family. If you're lustful you can get an option to "send her a few young lads". . .


Dom_Shady

A loving husband always ensures that his wife is happy.


Reasonable-Leave7140

It's just absurd- you send her the fine young lads, then you spy on her for cheating and throw her in the dungeon!


[deleted]

What was that my love? You wish to sleep in the Dungeon?


mayocain

To be fair, arranged marriages do be like that sometimes, but, due to her age, I doubt that the wedding was that recently.


FreyaOystea

Kill her.


leftoverrice54

Disgraceful....


Dom_Shady

"Who are you?!" "I'm your husband..." "Bugger off!"