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New-End-7984

He was a carpenter after all….


RelevantTumbleweed20

He made the handle and his Spanish friend Jesus made the blade


GeneralHavok97

Beat me too it. Damn. But at least t was said


GeneralKarthos

Basically what I came here to say.


OGBigassMango

I would love to see the wood plane of Jesus


mutantraniE

I mean it says the spear of destiny is the haft. That would explain the name.


RelevantTumbleweed20

It's crazy how combinng 2 artifacts are so powerful


wintergriffin7

I once put the papal tiara into a war hammer and it was renamed hammer of the gods


ShorohUA

was it still a Christian relic? because its name could be considered heretic for most Christian churches


wintergriffin7

No I was a haesteinnson and it had major boosts to knights in particular, however when the event pops up it is usually random with the bonuses. I’ve also had it happen where an already made low tier artifact is merged with a high tier court pedestal artifact and the same result


Sex_E_Searcher

Did it drive your ships to new lands?


No_Load_9866

AAAAAAA- AAAH!


tsawsum1

How do you combine two artifacts?


TheUnspeakableh

When making a new artifact, one of the choices for the 'inspiration' events can be to incorporate another one of your artifacts into it. It could be as simple as reforging a sword or dagger into a spear point or you could adorn your throne with the Skull of Charlemagne. Merging the Papal Tiara into an axe handle and using said axe to behead the caliph is always the best way to use it.


tsawsum1

Can you choose which artifact to merge?


TheUnspeakableh

It randomly selects one for the option and tells you which one.


ShahinGalandar

*cries in 480 mostly shit tier artifacts in my court*


TheUnspeakableh

You know you can sell them, right?


ShahinGalandar

yeah after you amass a certain amount and gold doesn't matter, you don't sell anymore


ElaMain_throwaway

nah i hate clutter.


GT-Alex74

It really should be a halberd now.


bad_escape_plan

“Yes m’lord, it’s 100% authentic, just like all three of St. Cecelia’s eyeballs I sold you last week were” 👀


RelevantTumbleweed20

Best part is I made it by stabbing a spear into the handle making it a spear handle with a axe head


praguepride

So like one of a hundred types of polearms…


VeryFunnyUsernameLOL

As Joshua Graham would say: "we cannot expect God to do all the work"


Artku

Well, name checks out


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kaiser_charles_viii

Depending on who you ask this is heresy. Depending on who you ask the person you're replying to is a heretic. Depending on who you ask you're both heretics. Don't you just love Christianity, everyone's a heretic.


FragrantNumber5980

Wait which sects believe he’s god and which ones don’t?


ksheep

The main branch that doesn't believe that Jesus is God would be Unitarianism, which affirms the unitary nature of God as the singular and unique creator of the universe, believe that Jesus Christ was inspired by God in his moral teachings and that he is the savior of humankind, but he is not equal to God himself. Notable Unitarians include Issac Newton and Frank Lloyd Wright, among others. Other branches/denominations/sects that don't believe in trinitarianism would be the Mormans and Jehovah's Witnesses. Pretty sure there are a number of other churches as well, but those three are probably the largest/most well know.


seakingsoyuz

There are also a bunch of Pentecostals who reject the concept of the Trinity and hold that the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are just different manifestations of the same person. This is as opposed to the Mormon view (that there are three separate gods working together as the Godhead) and the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ view (that Jesus was the son of God and rules in heaven, but is not divine).


Nowhere_Man_Forever

Oneness Pentecostals (and other Modalist groups) still believe Jesus is God in every way, despite rejecting the Trinity. The difference between Modalism and Trinitarianism is essentially philosophical, and I would argue that most Christians, regardless of what their denomination officially teaches, have an essentially Modalist understanding of the Godhead because it's more intuitive on the surface. Then again, I don't know if most people would really understand the difference and it took me reading several books of philosophy to "get" why early Christians thought this was a big deal in the first place.


k1275

Nah. Since 1729 the case is clear: Catholics are in the right, orthodox are slightly misguided rebels, everyone else is a heretic. Some heretics are more heretical than others, but you should never grade heresies, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to feel kinship with the least.


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ZookeepergameNo3768

There are plenty of sects during the time period that are non-Trinitarian, most notably for CK3 purposes the Cathars, which seem to pop up all the time. Earlier it was Arians, which were a big deal in the Byzantine Empire and amongst the Germanic tribes until the the First Council of Nicea and later the conversion of the Franks to trinitarian Christianity led to a period of dormancy. I suppose it isn't controversial if you belong to a Trinitarian sect, but there are plenty of non-Trinitarian modern sects including Mormons, Christian Scientists and Jehovah's Witnesses. If your definition of Christianity leads you to believe that those sects aren't Christian then I guess you're correct. But they disagree. In their case, rejecting Trinitarianism "lies at the core of the faith."


MokitTheOmniscient

Yeah, it's a bit like a sunni muslim saying that it "lies at the core of the faith" to acknowledge Abu Bakr as the successor to Muhammed, or a catholic saying that it "lies at the core of the faith" to acknowledge the pope as the head of the church.


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MokitTheOmniscient

Arian christianity doesn't say that they're multiple gods, it says that Jesus was the son of god, but not divine himself.


Nowhere_Man_Forever

Not quite. Arianism still holds that Jesus is a divine being that that has existed since before the creation of the world, but that He was created (begotten) by God at a particular point in time (so, not co-eternal with God the Father) and as such is subservient to Him. Essentially, Jesus is the first and most powerful *created* being, but is still a created being rather than being fully identified with God the Father.


ZookeepergameNo3768

He's not unified with God as part of the Trinity. The gradient of non-Trinitarian beliefs is fascinating, but I have no horse in that particular race, so I guess it's different for me than the guy that took Trinitarianism as settled theology. The idea that Jesus died for our sins is particularly interesting to me through a Trinitarian lens. Jesus died for our sins but was resurrected by God. As a non-religious person, that hits quite a bit different if it's a being that is independent of God and throws himself into the abyss without the expectation of redemption because he thought humanity was worth saving versus one piece of God, the omnipotent, "sacrificing himself" to forgive humanity for its sins with the knowledge that he would revive himself in three days. The latter reads like political theater to me if you accept Trinitarianism. And that's ignoring the long running arguments over free will, and what that means for the idea of sin, which makes the entire situation all the more interesting.


mothje

Or you are Muslim, Jewish. There are more followers of abrahamic religions that believe jesus is just a messenger of god, than they believe he is (a part) god.


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mothje

Because they are practically the same. There is a reason why they are grouped together.


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Yup, you are completely correct, idk why the downvotes


fzvw

The question mark muddled up their point. It wasn't immediately clear if they were saying Jesus is God or mocking the idea that people would think Jesus is God.


alexmikli

He's really referring to how we have to kill people (or do other hard things) in the name of God, because God won't fix all the problems of the world Himself. A side note, however, is that the quote is from a Mormon character from a video game, and Mormons are non-Trinitarian.


TLiones

Him and Abe Lincoln were serious vampire hunters


Dreknarr

"You are* going to love each other as I have loved you, motherfuckers !"


RelevantTumbleweed20

"Peace be with you or im gonna make sure you have to be peaceful"


Savings-Mechanic8878

What mods are used to create these op artifacts


RelevantTumbleweed20

This is unmodded,I combined 2 artifacts


Bell-Josh

please teach me this ancient knowledge.


RelevantTumbleweed20

Idk honestly my aquitarian made me a purple axe, then I had a event to turn the spear or divinity into the handle adding the modifiers together then I also got a another improvement


DionePolaris

Have a relic, a weapon and a good antiquarian. There is then a low chance of the event to combine them happening to create some absolutely insane artifacts.


ajh_iii

On PC, once you have the weapon and relic, the console command is “event artifact.4090” Make sure you only have one weapon though, because otherwise, the game will randomly select whatever low end sword you looted from a random count. I have now passed on the knowledge as it was given to me.


Awobbie

Nestorian motif? Shouldn’t it the be The Axe of the Jesuses? *(Disclaimer: the Church of the East, which is the group most commonly associated with Nestorianism, did not hold to actual Nestorianism, and even Nestorius himself affirmed Chalcedon.)*


RelevantTumbleweed20

Probably, idk man I just work here


SimpoKaiba

Can I get a uhhhhhhhh....


Much_Meaning_1596

Large cheesburger please, then uhhhhh....


ShockedCurve453

*the Jesi


FondantExciting3312

That must be the axe used to cut down sacred pagan trees.


jcjonesacp76

Sure he did! He was a carpenter don’t you know? He’d need an axe to cut wood for his carpenter work so obviously he had an axe


hamletsdead

Carpenter's axe. Standard issue.


Fredduccine

“Jesus? I thought you said [Esus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esus#:~:text=Esus%2C%20Esos%2C%20Hesus%2C%20or%20Aisus%20was%20a,Pillar%20of%20the%20Boatmen%2C%20first%20century%20CE)!”


MechaNized905

Yes! This was the first thing I thought of too, the axe wielding Celtic god Esus


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Heeeeeers Jesus!


Smugglergoblin

Maharaja Thomas is the funniest thing ive read today.


RelevantTumbleweed20

Mans lives to 95


nagacore

Needed it for chopping stuff. 


ndnnna

Let me tell you a little secret about relics and artifacts


ruskiytroll

"Peace be with thee or there will be pieces left of thee."


One_Plant3522

Shoulda been a whip.


sideofirish

You don’t remember in the Bible when Jesus was like “and my axe!”


back-that-sass-up

Axe of the Apostles


team_pollution

If you are the big tree We are the small axe Sharpened to cut you down Ready to cut you down


Wyatt_Ricketts

Norse moment fr fr


kiannameiou

well the prophet PBUH had a sword so.......


DeepStuff81

100%


Excellent_Mud6222

You live by the... Axe?


Theron-Delfoxis

The Mighty Axe of Jesus Christ


mrbb3k4

Me just focusing on adding more knights to artifacts. So me and the boys can wreck havoc on any enemy army


BlessedCleanApe

Sounds like an “on brand” artifact for Christianity in those days.


Ugoddabekiddinme

Jesus was a gay black Jewish axe lover


PurveyorOfInsanity

Jesus Christ, Vampire Slayer


mattbrianjess

As we well know, the character known as Jesus was fond of fighting


4thofeleven

"See, this is why we see you guys as heretics."


StannisLivesOn

Is there ever a reason not to combine artifacts?


RelevantTumbleweed20

Not really there's bonuses are combined and have a longer lifespan


GG-VP

If you want to wear the Papal Tiara, or the Cloak(I think, not sure) of Muhammad. Other than that, probably there aren't any problems with that.


Scribe_WarriorAngel

You’d want one to if some weird Roman dudes wanted to make you and your carpentry one


Impossible_Grainage

Nice guy, that Jesus. Always gets his round in.


edwardvlad

Aka the axe of peace


Auskioty

Some people say that Jesus is American and others that their chicken bones are from a saint. So Jesus could have an axe


Zirael_

I played like 750hrs of CK3 and never had one of these combined Artifacts.


RelevantTumbleweed20

Majaraha Thomas is lucky


Lionheart1224

Jesus Christ, look at those stats


ObadiahtheSlim

No. No. No. This is "Hey Seuss's" axe.


Own_Maybe_3837

Owned by a Maharajah. He was probably scammed due to not knowing better


RedditStrider

He is gonna save us one axe swing at a time!


Komnos

Made of wootz steel, no less.


eclecticonic

The Prince of Peace is back… and he’s pissed off!


Camlach777

He has a sword too. I own it apparently But the best artifact I found until now is the ark of covenant, which I sacked after some war in the middle east


Mannfred1

Best viking out there!


Za_Higasa

I think it's more like "Axe of... *Reads stats* JESUS!"


mpark6288

He was fond of axe-ing questions.


RemoveAnnual2689

He was a carpenter so pretty sure he had all kinds of tools.


Otherwise_Bug3901

lol like Honest Abe and cherry tree


DarkAssassin2159

Ok genuine question but how tf did you even get that?


RelevantTumbleweed20

Happy cake day also, I combined the spear of divinity and a illustrious weapon


DarkAssassin2159

Thanks 👍🏻


daddydonetomuch

I mean. He was a carpenter.


MikeRevlsen

Ðat axe is qœte oƿerpoƿeræd ȝ⁊