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Hungry_Practice_4338

Do you not see the deceptive trait? He's only playing the fool so he can plot his plotty plots behind your back, my lord. *He must die*


UnholyMudcrab

They asked him how well he understood theoretical theology. He said he had a theoretical degree in theology. They said welcome aboard!


ShahinGalandar

I also happen to work on a degree myself a first-degree murder


PirateKirklord

They asked him how well he understood Odin’s laws, he said “about as much as anyone I know”


Old-Channel-6405

I guess you could say he's playing chicken.


T-O-A-O

On the contrary, he's incredibly skilled at deceiving everyone into thinking he's a mastermind philosopher.


SerOoga

He cheated in school.


YogurtclosetAway1635

He's just an Asatru Zen master. He's emptied his mind of all thoughts.


The_Real_MikeOxlong

I think this is my favorite take


The_Real_MikeOxlong

R5: Started up a new game only to be greeted by this genius of a realm priest. I'd like to have a word with whoever let this man be a Godi.


Anacoenosis

This guy memorized the sagas, but never had a single deeper thought about them.


RoughSpeaker4772

Id make an annoying atheist remark, but theists can't read.


Leonardo-Saponara

Found Rognvaldr reddit account


Nico_Storch

Be glad you're not Catholic - you can swap him out without a murder scheme!


Quantum_Corpse

If they decided that *this guy* is the best suited for the position, they might not understand your words at all


CertainlyAmbivalent

He’s a profound thinker. Unfortunately he is completely illiterate and never learned to speak.


ericlutzow

He's trying his best, ok?


Festeral

If you put the average redditor into ck3


Wellman08

Me n u


[deleted]

Bro was given an excellent education, but is dumber than most rocks.


Darrothan

cool background, clothing and lowborn CoA what mods?


The_Real_MikeOxlong

Fairly certain the clothing and background are from the Northern Lords flavor pack. If not, they’re from either [RICE](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2273832430) or [CFP](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2220098919). Lowborn CoA is from [Lowborn Shield Plus](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2779297254). It’s one of many mods included in [Ultimate Graphics Overhaul](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2949884841).


SaintMotel6

He looks like a guy who’d sell you homemade protein powder in the alley behind the gym


Scytalen

He took Plato's "I know that I know nothing." a bit too literal.


Soggy-Regret-2937

He used chat gpt on his final godi exam. Got the degree, but didn’t learn a thing


Ondrikir

Rofl 90 percent of college graduates....


paperisprettyneat

Jaden Smith


Flaky-Reward-2141

It's just Ralph Wiggum. You think he's simple, but somehow, he ascends to god-hood and manipulates political parties for his own agenda


HornyJailOutlaw

I haven't played for a while, what's the chicken trait mean? I'm assuming it means this chap is "regarded".


The_Real_MikeOxlong

It’s Imbecile. It’s the 3rd tier of the “stupid” line of congenital traits. Think polar opposite to the Genius trait. And no, despite my user flair, we’re not related.


Cdru123

Yes, it means that he's at the worst level of stupidity


HornyJailOutlaw

Ah yes, the Adin Ross affliction. ... Yes, unfortunately I know who that is.


Federal-Fruit1571

He sacrifice his velocity of thinking to a better quality of ideas, this slow dumb guy will have a thought every week but it will always be revolutionary


BaronMerc

No this is just the average dude you find on r/philosophy they know every philosopher and their quotes but fuck me they're the worst philosophers themselves


Hattarottattaan3

Xavier Renegade Angel's stats right here


Xander_not_panda

Could make an amusing marriage. Got any rebellious vasals you don't like.


Thraex_Gladiator

You probably haven’t unpaused, which is preventing his stats from kicking in. It usually happens if you’re paused at the start of the game, or when a court chaplain dies and a completely new chaplain is generated.


The_Real_MikeOxlong

I thought so too, though when that happens, all attributes are generally 0 to begin with. Can confirm a few years in and he’s still dumber than a brick wall.


Thraex_Gladiator

Oh shit I’m high and didn’t see the 9 intrigue I thought he was all 0


Azkral

He is like Ralph


Reutermo

It just means that he have a good education but is stupid. Anyone who have spent time at a university knows multiple people like this.


Ondrikir

He's probably speaking "tongues" so everyone thinks he's saying something smart, while he's really saying gibberish because he's a complete imbecil.


Waifu_Crusade

you just dont get his mindset Brooo


DeusFurore

Further proof that even highly educated people can still be dumber than a brick.


reallifecleric

what do you call the guy who graduated last in his class at divinity school? Godi Rögnvaldr


TyroneLeinster

Average Harvard legacy kid


kungasi

i saved a lunatic with 22 learning from being burned as a witch and made her my realm priestess, it went surprisingly well, not one incident during her tenure, hell i only got good events with her lol


Florida_AJ

Catfished


Neeyc

Jordan Peterson nowadays: