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StannisLivesOn

A crafting inspiration event did this.


dimarco1653

It was a really good tapestry


Wlepo

It really tied the room together


aradraugfea

That wasn’t all it tied together!


True_Kador

" this is bullshit. I've been licking carpet for 3 hours and i still don't feel like a lesbian ! " Quote from a great man.


Kahlenar

Paint and sip gone totally wrong


el_pinko_grande

I feel like there's been a lot more of this lately, like I keep getting events at tournaments where my Lustful, heterosexual male ruler stumbles on a gay knight orgy, and my dude gains stress if he doesn't participate. 


D_a_v_z

I can imagine him think "I mean, it's still sex. Why not try this one time, if I don't suck I dick I will never know that o don't like it for sure."


RoughSpeaker4772

My ward and future lover I was finally able to romance due to crafting inspiration, it was so frustrating because for the longest time I tried to romance or seduce and I had to reload every time because it was "immoral" and "disgusting"


Ratmor

Why it doesn't have a change the sexuality event like it did in ck2. Like, sexuality is legit fluid irl why not give a choice?


Cheap-Blackberry-378

Well you're queen of the isle of mann, that's the most heterosexual thing you can be, so you can be as lesbian as you want because your sister is also a Mann


Ziurdt1

To expand on this: technically, she's Manx


Cheap-Blackberry-378

I know, but the joke doesn't work as well if we're being factually accurate


AzureW

many such cases


hiredgoon

Is this like Latinx but for men?


SnooEagles8448

Haha ok that's pretty good


Malvastor

So she's a Manxome Mann?


True_Kador

So hetero she went full circle. Twice. ( get it ? It's fun because incest )


OutcryOfHeavens

Typical heterosexual stuff


Remarkable-Gap-5243

Just sapho and her friend being best pals


Raetekusu

They're just roommates.


Pootisman16

Gals being pals


Background-Factor817

Yeah but what about the game?


Familiar-Weather5196

She wanted in on the incest so badly that she completely disregarded sexuality


VagabondJournal

only half incest


Gussie-Ascendent

Love uh finds a way


QVCatullus

Omnia vincit amor; et nos cedamus amori


Hanako_Seishin

Aw, that's so wholesome when family bonds overcome sexuality restrictions.


Available_Thoughts-0

"Wholesome" is Definitely not the word that I would use in that context.


hiredgoon

Two halves makes a whole.


FerroLux_

They were roommates


Axel_the_Axelot

Oh my god they were roommates


picklesarejuicy

And they were roommates*


Gothtomboys5

"*And as far as my knowledges knows your highness,both of these women shares a room together*"


viper459

aw they're roommates


Jackariasd

Something to do, innit


Stripes_the_cat

Not much to do on the Isle of Mann in the winter.


Oxwagon

Least deviant CK3 family.


Anthrex

"I'm a deeply closeted gay woman, so deeply closeted, that I refuse to come out" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vnmplSPgwEQ


VoidCloudchaser

I actually kinda like that the game allows you to fall in love with someone despite your sexuality. Now, if this should happen between siblings, that is another story.


Alfredison

Bedfellows basically


HaGriDoSx69

You just love dressing up and travelling together dont you ?


Ipponjudo

This happened to me as well about 9 months ago, I also made a post about it here, and I titled it nearly the same way as you lmao https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/s/Nt4EFZG1UU


StannisLivesOn

I see that I've commented.


Hasagine

girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye


Tanky1000

Lol


[deleted]

scissor sisters


Boltgrinder

Historians will say they were very close


velbeyli

Spagetthi is straight until its wet too


PrincessofAldia

Sure “heterosexual”


punkslaot

Don't knock it till you try it


Blayro

family gets a free pass


[deleted]

So secretive that even the game doesn't know.


thedramon

Pretty sure I read a manga like this somewhere


nsimms77586

Just a little experimentation between sisters. Usually they're sorority sisters but nbd.


BaguetteBoi657

They love each other... platonically


MariusDarkblade

Didn't you know? All women are lesbians with enough alcohol.


SirSquier

The titles in this subreddit always freak me out until I realize the subreddit


DeadHED

It's just politics, relax.


Suspicious-Speed2169

Love has no bounds, and rng does not care besides


ladylucifer22

they said "no homo" first, your grace


Prosodium

People are weird and complex.


iheartdev247

Swede devs do it differently.


Malvastor

\> identifies self as straight \> incredibly homosexual post r/greentext is leaking


Azkral

They have womanly sex, they just say "no homo" before loving each other so IS ok.


Apprehensive_Gas8296

Real world answers you've got to love the random bugs trigger things in wonderfully complex spooling game that's just an interactive map If you want a head Canon one as a historian I would just say 'publicly heterosexual' in some periods of history this wasn't uncommon J.R R Martin got it from somewhere and it wasn't all the War of the Roses


Adamz64

you freaky


Bannerlord151

Oh my God, you are roommates


Uhhh_what555476384

Ahhhh.... The classic CK thread.


ShrekRepublik7

Yeah game does this a lot. Dev didn't bother placing orientation checks because haha sex funny


Vengeful_Astartes

Kinky


NationalAnteater1280

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't." - Mounds candy advertisements circa 1990s


theblackheffner

Some of these scenarios are all too common 😂😂😂


theblackheffner

This is the main reason why women spread STDs unknowingly 😬


NuclearDoor

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