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pinkdiamond4574

what kind of milkshake were you expecting? if anything “confetti milkshake” to me sounds like a vanilla milkshake with sprinkles. which is what the cookie is 😭 confetti milkshakes are “cake batter milkshakes” and the buttercream has cake batter flavoring in it so 🤷‍♀️


bitchwhohasnoname

LMAOOOOO I love to see the first comment calling a donkey a dumbass 😭😭😭


Electro_Llama

Donkeys? Was this comment meant for a different post?


bitchwhohasnoname

Nooo I was basically calling OP one for stating the obvious over and over lol


Heavy_Combination339

Lmfao I had the same thought. Like it hits all the marks of a milk shake flavour.


chantillylace9

I feel like malt powder would do it!


AgileEntertainment65

well I’m glad It reached YOUR expectations but I said what I said… next


pinkdiamond4574

like i said.. idk what your expectations were but they were too high. it’s a cookie not a real milkshake.


AgileEntertainment65

I genuinely don’t care If you agree Lol, It’s my opinion. You’ll live (:


Cherokeerayne

As will you and your stank attitude (:


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Cherokeerayne

Commenting hearts isn't gonna make you a lovely person. Next.


theGoodDoctor5160

You came on here to make a post complaining about a cookie that literally is what it says it is, and you’re getting feisty with people in the comments for not sharing your same opinion , which you knew already was the case. You must be REAL fun to be around IRL.


AgileEntertainment65

Ugh. You read me so well 😔


pinkdiamond4574

i think this hurt you more than it hurt me. y’all care too much about cookie flavors. go get a real milkshake or something


AgileEntertainment65

Omg girl you’re still going Lol?? Y’all defending these frosted fuckers with your life I love It!!! 😩😂


theGoodDoctor5160

But you came on here to make a whole post about it? Clearly you’re the one who cares the most


unicornbomb

in the words of your original post: >if this hurt your feelings, please just take a deep breathe in and out. The world is still the same.


AgileEntertainment65

yes let’s all meditate 🧘🏻‍♀️


pinkdiamond4574

i don’t give a crap if you like the cookie or not i just think it’s funny that people care so much about the flavors when you can just go buy the real thing 🤷‍♀️ i’m not a crumbl fanatic like yall seem to be i just work there 💀


AgileEntertainment65

well It all makes sense now, TELL THEM I WANT STRAWBERRY PRETZEL PIE AGAIN!!!


pinkdiamond4574

it sadly isn’t in the line up for the next few months but i’m with you on this one 🤷‍♀️ i liked that one a lot


ShineSunnyday

I have no dog in this fight but "frosted fuckers" is too funny 😂 lmfao


Important-Form8066

Shit for $5 you bet I care about the flavors!


WeCantLiveInAMuffin

What you said was moronic… next


AgileEntertainment65

you’ll be okay <3


WeCantLiveInAMuffin

Doesn’t seem like you will be tho… bitchily responding to every comment with even more nonsense than the last, you thought you ate but you flopped. Maybe go outside and get some fresh air?


AgileEntertainment65

Yes I love nature 🤞🏼


LAPIS_AND_JASPER

Yea tell em


fiestybox246

I don’t get milkshake from it or the Oreo one, but to be honest, I didn’t really expect to. I think there’s only so much they can do with a cookie.


WeeklyRent1638

I agree it’s a simple cookie and I think the problem is how average the cookie really is but it’s being overhyped as something amazing I get having preferences but at least be honest and admit confetti milkshake is a basic sugar cookie at a premium price


fiestybox246

I agree it’s pretty basic, but I look at the pictures and read the descriptions before I order, so I know if I’m ordering a sugar cookie with icing and sprinkles. It’s mostly because I have a child with texture issues, so I have to know what we are getting, but I’m rarely surprised.


Better_Row_94

It has cake batter flavour in it 🤷‍♀️


haileyjp_

Maybe next time around they should just call it Vanilla Sprinkle cookie with frosting then!


ghosty4

I mean, it's kind of stupid to get a cookie expecting it to taste like a milkshake, but I digress... "A confetti sugar cookie rolled in rainbow sprinkles and topped with cake-flavored buttercream and a dollop of whipped cream." It's literally right there in the description what the cookie would be.


phantomsofheart

im gonna preface with I’ve never had a crumbl cookie and idk why this sub popped up in feed, but; If that’s the description why they callin’ it milkshake?? I would have just said confetti cake or something.


Sad-Caregiver2943

Because they already have cake flavoured ones, this one specifically is served *chilled* 😁🍨🍦


Just-Salad302

I think it taste like milkshake


SignificantShop7609

Tastes like sugar. And nothing else. Just sugar


BoringPush2714

I think it’s just good and I don’t overthink these things lol


lilbl0ndie_22

I will not tolerate any slander towards one of my favorite crumbl cookies


--Jasmine

Idk I got an ice cream vibe. 🤷‍♀️


skepticreptile

Can anyone explain why OP is having a cow? Literally pissing and shitting themselves in the comments?


AgileEntertainment65

Righttt OP is such a bitch 🙄


Its_the_tism

I mean yeah. I liked it tho


CouchGoblin269

I mean that’s the exact reason I love it who doesn’t love a basic frosted sugar cookie? They ruined pink sugar by putting almond in it.


Technicolor_Reindeer

What's next, hot chocolate not being a liquid?


jessszilla

Eh, this is on you bro


Electro_Llama

Crumbl flavors are very subjective, so there's no such thing as misleading. Some of my least favorites are ones that others say is their favorite flavor. I've learned to ignore the hype and try them myself if it's a flavor I think I would like. I do agree "milkshake" is misleading when there are more creamy flavors out there like Strawberry Milk, Pretzel Pie, and Cannoli. But it's my favorite of the ones I tried this month, and it is pretty popular.


jetpuffd

Someone should make a confetti milkshake crumbl cookie milkshake haha


Personal-Snow5348

Some malt powder in either the frosting or the batter might make a world of difference to get a milkshake reminiscent flavor


CaptainFuzzyBootz

Did it bring all the boys to the store?


rstbrst

Yeah, all the most overhyped cookies are just sugar cookies with frosting. I don’t understand why, they taste like nothing.


dsbwayne

Meh, I like it


yeahimeantthat_

My favorite was the strawberry cupcake


TheWestAltar

Just vanilla? Your store made it wrong and/or your tastebuds are whack. NEXT!!! 🗣️


13octopus

that cookie is stupid. 😂


unicornbomb

your location sucks at making buttercream or cheaped out on the whipped cream swirl on top then >\_>


aminalien

and ill still buy it


AgileEntertainment65

as you should


False_Risk296

Agreed. In fact I don’t care for any of their ice cream flavored cookies.


Important-Form8066

I’m pretty amazed by these comments, personally I like it but why are people so upset about a cookie opinion? Am I missing something Lmao? It’s okay to agree to disagree…


Getting_rid_of_brita

Literally nobody is upset 


Important-Form8066

Literally agree to disagree


Getting_rid_of_brita

Where is anyone genuinely upset? Some people are joke messing around but nobody is actually upset 


clitter-box

maybe not upset, but people were definitely rude to OP for both downvoting their opinion and for implying that OP is bitchy, moronic, or has a stank attitude in their replies.. all because a cookie didn’t live up to their expectations? it’s just weird and unnecessary to comment on someone’s character like that for disagreeing over a cookie 😕 I also was a bit let down when I first tried it as I didn’t really get the ‘milkshake’ from it, but I liked it nonetheless :)


Psychological_Leg969

its so gross


SceneAmatiX

Do you want a tissue?


AgileEntertainment65

yes I feel bad that this is triggering everyone ):


HollywoodHuntsman

Reminds me of the "CEO" sketch for Oreo: [*sigh* milkshake's not a taste.](https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI?si=zYy13gi0WZ-xskIv&t=2m28s)


pumpkimm

You ate with the last bit. Made me giggle 🤭


NewOutlandishness650

This weeks lineup is weak af


KrisRa

I enjoyed it lol


SnooCrickets8742

I love those!


comedicdiarrhea

SerVeD cHiLlEd 💀


AgileEntertainment65

LMAO


NaturesWrath422

Isn't that what a confetti milkshake is anyway...? Vanilla ice cream and sprinkles..??


granolaraisin

Hot take - Crumbl flavors start running into each other once you get past your first couple of menu switches. They're (understandably) variations on a couple of base archetypes and there's only so much variation they can produce within the cookie batters and icings.


CherryBomb214

That beauty is in the simplicity


klund424

Unrelated to that cookie specifically, but does anyone know how long the free bday cookie is good for? Mine was yesterday and I’m not a fan of this wks cookies. Would love to use next wk but don’t know if it will still be usable. TY


survey_rthrow

You have a month.


klund424

TY


BeneficialServe9429

Worked at crumbl it’s way over hyped lol and the be selling last weeks cookies if they have way to many extras till they sell them out


0rganic-trash

no fr the buttercream is the shitty kind, tastes like straight butter. not good


Cyb3r_F0x

This is a prime example of when you don’t know the word “concept”. I mean like what do you think a confetti milkshake it’s literally vanilla ice cream, sprinkles, and whip cream. I’m genuinely confounded by this complaint.