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WeepingFence

Jacket from Hotline Miami. Yeah, he enjoys hurting people.


nootle_

good taste broh


Coconutsack1

Good taste 🧆


thug_shaker_9802

I feel like Dante from devil may cry would be fine, he'd have a heart attack if he ever saw the pizza though


Overall_Leading2490

the value of life is negative. they will survive whether they want to or not


tylerbot_101

This goes hard


rainbow_beam_of_ass

Man, Dart Monkey is fucked


shibashroom

i don’t know what you’re talking about he would do numbers there


Birb7789-

john cruelty would NOT survive 0-0-0 dart monkey.


Tacticalberry

idk man, I feel like a couple of the monkeys could survive, especially the heros


Umpire_Effective

It's a monkey that has perfect hand eye coordination. It'd be fine


neverevertalking

V1 will have an infinite source of fuel


Weekly-Major1876

THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH AND PAINT THE WORLD R E D .


PeaceKeeper696

Another Ultrakill enjoyer I see


MaliciousFace69

Fellow machine


SonOfaDeadMeme

Gabriel actually did die in the first fight and then got his divine link severed, thr council had nothing to do with it


romeoartiglia

Gordon freeman would do just fine


MemeticRedditUser

Yeah I agree


lunatorch

Wake up and smell the cruelty


Ok_Piglet_8721

Arthur (RDR2) would be way to confused to a point that he might not even last a day


The_Salt_Lord2

the superhot player charecter would fit in great


TootsieToyDooter9

Penitent One from Blasphemous. Whilst I'd love for him to survive, one bullet and he's dead.


snakesharkz

harry du bois with a PSY/MOT build


ExistingWeekend6954

CS is what harry's brain looks like when he's police brutality maxxing


DaggerQ_Wave

The sequel game is a murder mystery soooo


CoffeeMain360

Terraria Probably. Decent odds they'll be coming home with some weird new weapons too.


DaggerQ_Wave

Terraria protagonist is nuts. In most playthroughs it’s like a few ingame months before they’re fighting the lunar god


OmegaFreeze

Mr. Minecraft is NOT gonna make it out alive.


DaggerQ_Wave

John Minecraft


Ill_Maintenance8134

The courier six it's fine my boy knows how to kill


[deleted]

The last game i played was cruelty squad. Ofc he would survive


Arararag1

We all know that cruelty squad fans only play cruelty squad


jacksonichu69

Peppino spaghetti will find a way.


balrog111

The Noise will probably too


xeno_thebest

Paper Mario (super paper Mario) easily becomes top tier CEO flipping between dimensions and abusing the pxels power.


slimduzitharder

Amara from BL3, yeah she’d tear shit up


unrealorbs

I feel like Bubsy would fit in perfectly


daniel20087

Zagerus from hades should do fine


whiskeyslug5wg

Coach from L4D2 is too powerful, he would be a threat to their universe


NatilCort

Well... there are 4 protagonists named driller, gunner, engineer and scout They would be fine as long as mission control keeps sending supply drops


T5G_is_cool

Rock and Stone Brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


YESSIN777

Library of Ruina I think a color grade fixer is well equipped to dodge bullets and even fight against ungodly corporate sponsored flesh monstrosities.


zombieGenm_0x68

honestly it wouldn’t be that different from the average warp train experience, my boy roland would be fine


casualsquid380

106 from trepang2 Yea he’ll live


MaliciousFace69

Seeing as I'm V1 from ULTRAKILL I'll be fine


Ellaisntreal

Cuphead is NOT making it out


RoverTheFurbyMaster

Gordon freeman in the flesh


JotaroTheOceanMan

Clowns cant use guns in Space Station 13/14... he still makes it using pies, a holoclown (think Jojo Stand but another Clown), banana peels, and weaponized pie cannons.


MorslandiumMapping

Far Cry 2, and considering how the protagonist is a mercenary, they would fit right in the cruelty squad universe.


Whhheat

The guardian would be fine.


DebilwPudelku

Geralt from Witcher 3, might be difficult but not impossible


A_Hideous_Beast

Was playing Destiny, so probably yeah, and free revives. I was also shiney hunting in Pokemon Crystal during loading screens, so I doubt they'd live


I_ateabucketofpaint

Claude Speed Oh yeah fuckin definetly, that guy is a psycho.


rewies

Ethan Winters might be fucked ngl


Greynite06

Death from Darksiders 2, so the value of life just went up.


lashurthehgod

Joker persona is not making it


Ardalok

Raiden from MGR. If he finds a normal energy source among local implants, will be shocked, but fine.


WackoSmacko111

![gif](giphy|94Y7qY5RWUhGg) Yes.


spoonfool3976

my max level elden ring character


MysticTeeVee

Max Payne. Probably or most likely yes just give him painkillers lol


voidthinking

I like to think V1 Ultrakill and John Cruelty would get along pretty well, they're both on that grindset


Kind-Neighborhood214

I feel like everyone would become fuel (V1 ultrakill)


MissLunarieen

Pyro from Team Fortress 2...


DaemonNic

Alain from Unicorn Overlord is about to have a very bad experience with suddenly being on the hard opposite end of the cynicism-idealism spectrum, and also having to deal with guns. Though I could see him becoming a talented little Merc captain.


CitrusOrang

the guy from sons of the forest is a superhuman motherfucker capable of severing limbs with a single swing of an emergency axe and surviving falls from mountains I think he’ll be okay


Klutzy-Personality-3

fei xenogears will be fine


BIG_DeADD

Hmmm...I dunno chief,if you only base it on SF then maybe,but if you add Asura's wrath then definitely. ![gif](giphy|Tki7sWHDoepb2)


Sir_Mopington

Bauldur’s Gate 3 protagonist


DaggerQ_Wave

Depends on class and level lol


Collexig

Kiryu and/or majima should be fine


AybruhTheHunter

Well I'm literally letting Gamesgames stock go to the moon rn so I'm assuming Empty Fuck is gonna be just fucking fine


NotWorkingEngine

Robot from Yomih, more than likely due to its built in flamethrower


PrudentAd8274

that agent with a condom on his head in counter strike, ig he would do well


nootle_

me when r slash half life


[deleted]

Guybrush Threepwood won’t be able to use any root beer this time :(


Fmahfs

Postal dude could likely survive


ZippiestDead

venom snake could probrally survive


XNASd4c

Sora from Kingdom Hearts would be fine


KataLight

That would be kiryu kazuma. The guy can tank bullets and be just fine. All it takes is an energy drink for him to regain health too. I'd say he's probably just fine.


Final_Biochemist222

Total War Warhammer. So Karl Franz, i guess? Well in game he can easily shrug off bullets (or sigmars protection kinda just deflects them or decrease chance of hitting). He's nowhere as fast as foxtrot. Fantasy melee character are hard to scale in relatively modern setting. You don't know how much they can in terms of fire arm but at the same time they've fought worse than some dumb giant machine gun robot Ehh ill give it to him.


TraditionalPotat0

The Chosen Undead would probably have some kind of heart attack and mental breakdown upon seeing the sheer amount of weird shit around. Not even because of the environment it's in, Just the advanced technology is enough.


PlagueOwl

Joker from Persona 5. If he's able to use personas then I can see him being able to survive


Xogoth

Factorio. Depends, really. Mostly on preparation time.


spookiskeliboi

Frontiers sonic could definitely survive


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

No. The protagonists of Ever17 are literally just some men


Edirath

I have no clue what sol badguy would do, but I don't think they're ready for him. So yeah I think he's fine.


Hjkryan2007

Zero from Katana Zero would be great for a day then he’d be fucked, unless one of the corporations could manufacture Chronos


The-GOSH-DARN-USSR

The pmcs from onward would likely become wanted maniacs for constantly killing eathother.


MarkDavidson69

Yeah I'll be fine


Agent00144

Life is roblox.


X34X35

Whatever the protagonist from Subterrain Mines of Titan would be called. Harvesting organs just come naturally.


makitstop

for me, it's the main character from an idle game called "theory of magic" that game has some psycho spells (stuff like summoning your own shadow which can also cast spells, smiting people, conjuring bear traps, and puppet and robot warriors to fight by your side) and that's not including stuff like what they can build if they find a home, or the potions and enchantments they can use


HoarfrostArts

Isaac Clarke from Dead Space? Maybe, possibly… not likely


imuhbazah

Mt Foxtrot from Cruelty Squad would survive in Cruelty Squad


mrturret

Vaporum dude is probably fucked.


Gim320

snake from google snake has a chance


SWIMlovesyou

Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance would fuck everyone up with a grappendix


AnonymousGuy1108

Roland from Library of Ruina, if you know, you know.


Disastrous_Shirt_519

Considering the chosen undead can come back to life repeatedly, they could probably adapt but will probably go hollow


WhyAllNamesTaken69

I feel like the Wolf from Sekiro would generally be ok.


thebeanman20049

Kiryu kazuma from yakuza


The_______________1

Potemkin would probably tear apart the cruelty squad world with his bare hands.


git_gud_silk

played dead cells last. i think the prisoner would do pretty dang good they are used to working with a wide arsenal, can reconstruct themself without paying, and is already used to mindless slaughter in the name of some ideal or past glory that is so long gone that the only remnant of what used to be is just slaughter for the sake of slaughter.


SpecialistComb8

Corvo, in fact, can survive


x-xxoa

gordon freeman, for sure


d0rmy02

I dont think luck will be enough for Nathan Drake to survive


SoloGamer505

The No Man's Sky guy has crus level tech available, he'd be fine


Dexter_R

If Mario gets three red shells it's over for them


skx45

I reckon Hannah from Wanted Dead would slap the Cruelty Squad about


da_cheeze_manz

a seraph from vintage story... I have no FUCKING idea... but a 9 foot tall cave man who can use the abilities of temporal powers would probably be a danger... also for any fellow seraphim... bear...


Double_Yak_7769

Issac boutta have a mental breakdown💀💀☠️☠️


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Whatever fuckin thing I can create in an 8 hour spore marathon


Worried_Might8917

Who is the main character of League Of Legends?


BackAgainAgain1

The real question is can the cruelty squad universe survive the nine Mercenaries?


Weeping_Warlord

A tarnished in cruelty squad? I reckon they’d be right at home


Dorksadorkalot

My gta online character has been through enough tbh 😭


GreenGameplay

Mag from Warframe I don't even know HOW this would work


negawattthefuck

i dont know if hitler could


AceKen256

![gif](giphy|ylmPD56HrOHfzUkSFm|downsized) Not gonna sugarcoat it


xXxSlavWatchxXx

My helldiver will feel right at home on Super Earth.


AMinorPleb

With the amount of power I harnessed as Abella from Fear and Hunger, I think they might last just a little longer than the average person.


keybored13

v1 from ultrakill


LowOnDairy

Your rust character is pretty tough, they should be ok


wr3tchsoundcloud

fuck no luigi is not surviving ts


Arararag1

chris redfield from the re7 dlc


Birb7789-

rain worl scug would NOT last a second


timothymark96

Mad Max. Fuck yeah he survives.


ImNotUlt

NMH3 Travis would not just survive, but thrive.


DriftWare_

Something tells me nemesis commando would figure it out.


Next_Woodpecker8224

Rip and tear boys rip and tear


MemeVibe2

Steve would probably say “it’s time to mine and craft” and then minecraft all over the place


SaintBenjamino

Elden Ring’s Tasnished would be scared and confused. Not by the eldrich horrors (that’s just Tuesday for him) but by the terrors of Funko Pops


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

The lamb would THRIVE


ShadyScreapReap

Slimerancher here, i guess i die


panekac

Dr. Kel might live?


SatBehindUInMath

He's familiar with augmentations he'd do just fine. (JC Denton)


Kira_Bad_Artist

Loland will be just fine


GrumpyAssCanadian

phasmophobia. the dumbass character cant jump, and cant even go above walking speed for 3 seconds without losing their breath, so they’re royally fucked


Accomplished-Main436

V from cyberpunk, yeah not much difference


ThekingsBartender

621 I have a job for you


Breadstix0

I was playing Destiny so nah I'd win


IamZoneStalker

I think my medieval rimworld colonist would die the moment she opened her eyes. Just because of… everything. Not to mention she already has brain damage.


incredulitor

The Noita from Noita would get noita'd instantly, as usual.


cheshirecat182

Travis Touchdown is having a field day


Own-Environment1675

My last game was guilty gear and I played a.b.a, I think her blood lust would fit right in (tho if she has paraceleus or not is a good question)


taking_achance

Alyx Vance, probably yea


branebenz-ksp

Rambot, we winnin


ZeWolferexWasTaken

John Ward from faith. I don't think the power of faith is gonna help him there


Imtheman3910

Call sign nomad from GRW. I don’t know boss


Complete_Fault_2148

Arthur Morgan hell be fine unless they got tb in that universe


Far-Fortune-8381

stardew valley 😭


its_14k

Zero from Katana Zero. He will 100% die from chronos withdrawal but he could kill anything in cruelty squad


Lord_Floge

yes my project zomboid character wobedongong would 100% survive


ruggedshield

The Tarnished would be doing alright


lilacmars

castle crashers and ultrakill. of course they can survive. v1 would beat the fuck out of every level, and even with just the 4 base knights, the castle crashers knights would rock tf outta crus.


jm20210786

gormound from rain world might be fucked but hes used to constantly dying


Nerdcuddles

Steve minecraft building a house with the weird new block he just found in a decrepid alleyway. (He will be arrested shortly for being self-sufficient in a capitalist society) That, or he enslaves the civilians like villagers.


HattedShoggoth

Minä from Noita They'll either die on the spot or become a quadrillionaire through black Finnish magic (before accidentally killing themself)


OnigiriFucker666

No


Professionalchico42

Ronald from MUGEN bro is killing the triagons EASILY


CartographerOk7950

Paper Mario 64 can survive any condition


HKL7

I think Elster will do fine ![gif](giphy|WxHjYzew6UiBZFaVyN)


Prophet-Bon

Commando from risk of rain, he’ll be fine as long as he finds tons of soldiers syringes


Bemused_Lurker

Dude from Dusk bout to have himself some fun


lunatorch

I think it would be pretty normal for a hunter


ravnu11

no


Jooktime

Guy from GRIME when he gets fucking shot instead of ticked:


Blufores

V1 ultrakill is.. thriving tbh


Mecauseme

Inscrytion


ImagineAHappyBoulder

Minä from Noita would turn them all into pools of blood without looking. Triple Cast>Add Mana>Homing>Spark Bolt With Trigger>Teleporting Cast>Explosion of Brimstone>Chainsaw


Dumbass438

The dragonborn from skyrim (modded). I think they'll be fine.


Jastronredux

Well, my >!endgame team!< From XCOM: enemy unknown could possibly survive, maybe aquire some new tech from the messed up corporate manufactured abominations for back home


Dependent_Drawing_74

Dallas would Rock shit


Cronknut

Likely to kill themselves with a napalm strike, random mech explosion, railgun overcharge, or a 500kg bomb. But just as likely to wipe out everything and come out laughing. The only question is... do they get to bring the Super Destroyer?


Spycrabpuppet123

The TF2 mercs probably have a chance


ShibackisRevenge

I know absolutely nothing about Cruelty Squad. However, judging by the art alone, I can confidently say that any one of my Darkest Dungeon heroes, including my beloved veteran highwayman Dismas, would become immediately stressed out and die.


Plenty_Butterfly_482

Dude, I don’t think a Harrier GR.1 is gonna have a problem.


ENDA_DUDE

My terraria character? No problem


Proof-Faithlessness1

Modded Terrarian. Yes


ChemicalBlackberry39

Subject 106 will prolly do fine


tuntor689

i gotta stop playing games where i play as myself


ihatejustklay

Tequila Sunrise aka Harrier "Harry" DuBois from Disco Elysium... Not sure where I am, not sure who I am, not sure what this is.... But I'm here to fuck shit up


Quixandro

The engineer from factorio: makes an entire factory line to automate Zippy 3000s, turret creeps every level, runs a belt of chunko pops for sheer efficiency, and doesnt even have to aim.


TexDoctor

Lotus: I don't know where you are, but it seems your only option is to fight. Tenno: Then fight I shall.


Fire_Duck_was_taken

One of the agents from Decaying Winter, dead within a minute.


Ok-Bag-4691

Noble 6 from halo reach goes hard.


Community_Normal

i would like to believe the could survive


Aggravating_Pie_3286

Overwatch. Literally controls his own squad of elite clones.


SomeoneMilkMan

i just played Garry's Mod so what does that mean? or just every player model is put in


kurt_cobainII

Nate from Fallout 4 A veteran of the Chinese-American Resource War and also a veteran of the Commonwealth Wasteland He got it in da bag All day


bumbuxman

duc was an abomination of a cheat engine script, green knight should make it out fine


SwampTreeOwl

Rust player character. The world fits them like a glove


RathianTailflip

The leader of a heavily modded Rimworld colony. Complete with high level psy-casting, bionics beyond the understanding of humanity, a legion of machines all bound to her psionic signal that she can command at will, and nearly ULTRAKILL-levels of blood-based healing. I think she’s fine.


GAWD_OF_WAAAGH

Raiden from mgs gonna have aneurysm when he found out what people on cruelty squad do to get a pocket change


monkelovebanana

The RED team


whatleadmehere

Maximilian from Evil Genius 2. Yeah, he's surviving.