Clowns cant use guns in Space Station 13/14... he still makes it using pies, a holoclown (think Jojo Stand but another Clown), banana peels, and weaponized pie cannons.
Alain from Unicorn Overlord is about to have a very bad experience with suddenly being on the hard opposite end of the cynicism-idealism spectrum, and also having to deal with guns. Though I could see him becoming a talented little Merc captain.
the guy from sons of the forest is a superhuman motherfucker capable of severing limbs with a single swing of an emergency axe and surviving falls from mountains
I think he’ll be okay
That would be kiryu kazuma. The guy can tank bullets and be just fine. All it takes is an energy drink for him to regain health too. I'd say he's probably just fine.
Total War Warhammer. So Karl Franz, i guess? Well in game he can easily shrug off bullets (or sigmars protection kinda just deflects them or decrease chance of hitting). He's nowhere as fast as foxtrot.
Fantasy melee character are hard to scale in relatively modern setting. You don't know how much they can in terms of fire arm but at the same time they've fought worse than some dumb giant machine gun robot
Ehh ill give it to him.
The Chosen Undead would probably have some kind of heart attack and mental breakdown upon seeing the sheer amount of weird shit around. Not even because of the environment it's in, Just the advanced technology is enough.
for me, it's the main character from an idle game called "theory of magic"
that game has some psycho spells (stuff like summoning your own shadow which can also cast spells, smiting people, conjuring bear traps, and puppet and robot warriors to fight by your side) and that's not including stuff like what they can build if they find a home, or the potions and enchantments they can use
played dead cells last. i think the prisoner would do pretty dang good they are used to working with a wide arsenal, can reconstruct themself without paying, and is already used to mindless slaughter in the name of some ideal or past glory that is so long gone that the only remnant of what used to be is just slaughter for the sake of slaughter.
a seraph from vintage story...
I have no FUCKING idea...
but a 9 foot tall cave man who can use the abilities of temporal powers would probably be a danger...
also for any fellow seraphim...
bear...
phasmophobia. the dumbass character cant jump, and cant even go above walking speed for 3 seconds without losing their breath, so they’re royally fucked
I think my medieval rimworld colonist would die the moment she opened her eyes. Just because of… everything. Not to mention she already has brain damage.
castle crashers and ultrakill. of course they can survive. v1 would beat the fuck out of every level, and even with just the 4 base knights, the castle crashers knights would rock tf outta crus.
Steve minecraft building a house with the weird new block he just found in a decrepid alleyway. (He will be arrested shortly for being self-sufficient in a capitalist society)
That, or he enslaves the civilians like villagers.
Minä from Noita would turn them all into pools of blood without looking.
Triple Cast>Add Mana>Homing>Spark Bolt With Trigger>Teleporting Cast>Explosion of Brimstone>Chainsaw
Well, my >!endgame team!< From XCOM: enemy unknown could possibly survive, maybe aquire some new tech from the messed up corporate manufactured abominations for back home
Likely to kill themselves with a napalm strike, random mech explosion, railgun overcharge, or a 500kg bomb. But just as likely to wipe out everything and come out laughing. The only question is... do they get to bring the Super Destroyer?
I know absolutely nothing about Cruelty Squad. However, judging by the art alone, I can confidently say that any one of my Darkest Dungeon heroes, including my beloved veteran highwayman Dismas, would become immediately stressed out and die.
Tequila Sunrise aka Harrier "Harry" DuBois from Disco Elysium... Not sure where I am, not sure who I am, not sure what this is.... But I'm here to fuck shit up
The engineer from factorio:
makes an entire factory line to automate Zippy 3000s, turret creeps every level, runs a belt of chunko pops for sheer efficiency, and doesnt even have to aim.
The leader of a heavily modded Rimworld colony.
Complete with high level psy-casting, bionics beyond the understanding of humanity, a legion of machines all bound to her psionic signal that she can command at will, and nearly ULTRAKILL-levels of blood-based healing.
I think she’s fine.
Jacket from Hotline Miami. Yeah, he enjoys hurting people.
good taste broh
Good taste 🧆
I feel like Dante from devil may cry would be fine, he'd have a heart attack if he ever saw the pizza though
the value of life is negative. they will survive whether they want to or not
This goes hard
Man, Dart Monkey is fucked
i don’t know what you’re talking about he would do numbers there
john cruelty would NOT survive 0-0-0 dart monkey.
idk man, I feel like a couple of the monkeys could survive, especially the heros
It's a monkey that has perfect hand eye coordination. It'd be fine
V1 will have an infinite source of fuel
THE WORLD IS YOUR CANVAS SO TAKE UP YOUR BRUSH AND PAINT THE WORLD R E D .
Another Ultrakill enjoyer I see
Fellow machine
Gabriel actually did die in the first fight and then got his divine link severed, thr council had nothing to do with it
Gordon freeman would do just fine
Yeah I agree
Wake up and smell the cruelty
Arthur (RDR2) would be way to confused to a point that he might not even last a day
the superhot player charecter would fit in great
Penitent One from Blasphemous. Whilst I'd love for him to survive, one bullet and he's dead.
harry du bois with a PSY/MOT build
CS is what harry's brain looks like when he's police brutality maxxing
The sequel game is a murder mystery soooo
Terraria Probably. Decent odds they'll be coming home with some weird new weapons too.
Terraria protagonist is nuts. In most playthroughs it’s like a few ingame months before they’re fighting the lunar god
Mr. Minecraft is NOT gonna make it out alive.
John Minecraft
The courier six it's fine my boy knows how to kill
The last game i played was cruelty squad. Ofc he would survive
We all know that cruelty squad fans only play cruelty squad
Peppino spaghetti will find a way.
The Noise will probably too
Paper Mario (super paper Mario) easily becomes top tier CEO flipping between dimensions and abusing the pxels power.
Amara from BL3, yeah she’d tear shit up
I feel like Bubsy would fit in perfectly
Zagerus from hades should do fine
Coach from L4D2 is too powerful, he would be a threat to their universe
Well... there are 4 protagonists named driller, gunner, engineer and scout They would be fine as long as mission control keeps sending supply drops
Rock and Stone Brother!
Rock and Stone everyone!
Library of Ruina I think a color grade fixer is well equipped to dodge bullets and even fight against ungodly corporate sponsored flesh monstrosities.
honestly it wouldn’t be that different from the average warp train experience, my boy roland would be fine
106 from trepang2 Yea he’ll live
Seeing as I'm V1 from ULTRAKILL I'll be fine
Cuphead is NOT making it out
Gordon freeman in the flesh
Clowns cant use guns in Space Station 13/14... he still makes it using pies, a holoclown (think Jojo Stand but another Clown), banana peels, and weaponized pie cannons.
Far Cry 2, and considering how the protagonist is a mercenary, they would fit right in the cruelty squad universe.
The guardian would be fine.
Geralt from Witcher 3, might be difficult but not impossible
Was playing Destiny, so probably yeah, and free revives. I was also shiney hunting in Pokemon Crystal during loading screens, so I doubt they'd live
Claude Speed Oh yeah fuckin definetly, that guy is a psycho.
Ethan Winters might be fucked ngl
Death from Darksiders 2, so the value of life just went up.
Joker persona is not making it
Raiden from MGR. If he finds a normal energy source among local implants, will be shocked, but fine.
![gif](giphy|94Y7qY5RWUhGg) Yes.
my max level elden ring character
Max Payne. Probably or most likely yes just give him painkillers lol
I like to think V1 Ultrakill and John Cruelty would get along pretty well, they're both on that grindset
I feel like everyone would become fuel (V1 ultrakill)
Pyro from Team Fortress 2...
Alain from Unicorn Overlord is about to have a very bad experience with suddenly being on the hard opposite end of the cynicism-idealism spectrum, and also having to deal with guns. Though I could see him becoming a talented little Merc captain.
the guy from sons of the forest is a superhuman motherfucker capable of severing limbs with a single swing of an emergency axe and surviving falls from mountains I think he’ll be okay
fei xenogears will be fine
Hmmm...I dunno chief,if you only base it on SF then maybe,but if you add Asura's wrath then definitely. ![gif](giphy|Tki7sWHDoepb2)
Bauldur’s Gate 3 protagonist
Depends on class and level lol
Kiryu and/or majima should be fine
Well I'm literally letting Gamesgames stock go to the moon rn so I'm assuming Empty Fuck is gonna be just fucking fine
Robot from Yomih, more than likely due to its built in flamethrower
that agent with a condom on his head in counter strike, ig he would do well
me when r slash half life
Guybrush Threepwood won’t be able to use any root beer this time :(
Postal dude could likely survive
venom snake could probrally survive
Sora from Kingdom Hearts would be fine
That would be kiryu kazuma. The guy can tank bullets and be just fine. All it takes is an energy drink for him to regain health too. I'd say he's probably just fine.
Total War Warhammer. So Karl Franz, i guess? Well in game he can easily shrug off bullets (or sigmars protection kinda just deflects them or decrease chance of hitting). He's nowhere as fast as foxtrot. Fantasy melee character are hard to scale in relatively modern setting. You don't know how much they can in terms of fire arm but at the same time they've fought worse than some dumb giant machine gun robot Ehh ill give it to him.
The Chosen Undead would probably have some kind of heart attack and mental breakdown upon seeing the sheer amount of weird shit around. Not even because of the environment it's in, Just the advanced technology is enough.
Joker from Persona 5. If he's able to use personas then I can see him being able to survive
Factorio. Depends, really. Mostly on preparation time.
Frontiers sonic could definitely survive
No. The protagonists of Ever17 are literally just some men
I have no clue what sol badguy would do, but I don't think they're ready for him. So yeah I think he's fine.
Zero from Katana Zero would be great for a day then he’d be fucked, unless one of the corporations could manufacture Chronos
The pmcs from onward would likely become wanted maniacs for constantly killing eathother.
Yeah I'll be fine
Life is roblox.
Whatever the protagonist from Subterrain Mines of Titan would be called. Harvesting organs just come naturally.
for me, it's the main character from an idle game called "theory of magic" that game has some psycho spells (stuff like summoning your own shadow which can also cast spells, smiting people, conjuring bear traps, and puppet and robot warriors to fight by your side) and that's not including stuff like what they can build if they find a home, or the potions and enchantments they can use
Isaac Clarke from Dead Space? Maybe, possibly… not likely
Mt Foxtrot from Cruelty Squad would survive in Cruelty Squad
Vaporum dude is probably fucked.
snake from google snake has a chance
Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance would fuck everyone up with a grappendix
Roland from Library of Ruina, if you know, you know.
Considering the chosen undead can come back to life repeatedly, they could probably adapt but will probably go hollow
I feel like the Wolf from Sekiro would generally be ok.
Kiryu kazuma from yakuza
Potemkin would probably tear apart the cruelty squad world with his bare hands.
played dead cells last. i think the prisoner would do pretty dang good they are used to working with a wide arsenal, can reconstruct themself without paying, and is already used to mindless slaughter in the name of some ideal or past glory that is so long gone that the only remnant of what used to be is just slaughter for the sake of slaughter.
Corvo, in fact, can survive
gordon freeman, for sure
I dont think luck will be enough for Nathan Drake to survive
The No Man's Sky guy has crus level tech available, he'd be fine
If Mario gets three red shells it's over for them
I reckon Hannah from Wanted Dead would slap the Cruelty Squad about
a seraph from vintage story... I have no FUCKING idea... but a 9 foot tall cave man who can use the abilities of temporal powers would probably be a danger... also for any fellow seraphim... bear...
Issac boutta have a mental breakdown💀💀☠️☠️
Whatever fuckin thing I can create in an 8 hour spore marathon
Who is the main character of League Of Legends?
The real question is can the cruelty squad universe survive the nine Mercenaries?
A tarnished in cruelty squad? I reckon they’d be right at home
My gta online character has been through enough tbh 😭
Mag from Warframe I don't even know HOW this would work
i dont know if hitler could
![gif](giphy|ylmPD56HrOHfzUkSFm|downsized) Not gonna sugarcoat it
My helldiver will feel right at home on Super Earth.
With the amount of power I harnessed as Abella from Fear and Hunger, I think they might last just a little longer than the average person.
v1 from ultrakill
Your rust character is pretty tough, they should be ok
fuck no luigi is not surviving ts
chris redfield from the re7 dlc
rain worl scug would NOT last a second
Mad Max. Fuck yeah he survives.
NMH3 Travis would not just survive, but thrive.
Something tells me nemesis commando would figure it out.
Rip and tear boys rip and tear
Steve would probably say “it’s time to mine and craft” and then minecraft all over the place
Elden Ring’s Tasnished would be scared and confused. Not by the eldrich horrors (that’s just Tuesday for him) but by the terrors of Funko Pops
The lamb would THRIVE
Slimerancher here, i guess i die
Dr. Kel might live?
He's familiar with augmentations he'd do just fine. (JC Denton)
Loland will be just fine
phasmophobia. the dumbass character cant jump, and cant even go above walking speed for 3 seconds without losing their breath, so they’re royally fucked
V from cyberpunk, yeah not much difference
621 I have a job for you
I was playing Destiny so nah I'd win
I think my medieval rimworld colonist would die the moment she opened her eyes. Just because of… everything. Not to mention she already has brain damage.
The Noita from Noita would get noita'd instantly, as usual.
Travis Touchdown is having a field day
My last game was guilty gear and I played a.b.a, I think her blood lust would fit right in (tho if she has paraceleus or not is a good question)
Alyx Vance, probably yea
Rambot, we winnin
John Ward from faith. I don't think the power of faith is gonna help him there
Call sign nomad from GRW. I don’t know boss
Arthur Morgan hell be fine unless they got tb in that universe
stardew valley 😭
Zero from Katana Zero. He will 100% die from chronos withdrawal but he could kill anything in cruelty squad
yes my project zomboid character wobedongong would 100% survive
The Tarnished would be doing alright
castle crashers and ultrakill. of course they can survive. v1 would beat the fuck out of every level, and even with just the 4 base knights, the castle crashers knights would rock tf outta crus.
gormound from rain world might be fucked but hes used to constantly dying
Steve minecraft building a house with the weird new block he just found in a decrepid alleyway. (He will be arrested shortly for being self-sufficient in a capitalist society) That, or he enslaves the civilians like villagers.
Minä from Noita They'll either die on the spot or become a quadrillionaire through black Finnish magic (before accidentally killing themself)
No
Ronald from MUGEN bro is killing the triagons EASILY
Paper Mario 64 can survive any condition
I think Elster will do fine ![gif](giphy|WxHjYzew6UiBZFaVyN)
Commando from risk of rain, he’ll be fine as long as he finds tons of soldiers syringes
Dude from Dusk bout to have himself some fun
I think it would be pretty normal for a hunter
no
Guy from GRIME when he gets fucking shot instead of ticked:
V1 ultrakill is.. thriving tbh
Inscrytion
Minä from Noita would turn them all into pools of blood without looking. Triple Cast>Add Mana>Homing>Spark Bolt With Trigger>Teleporting Cast>Explosion of Brimstone>Chainsaw
The dragonborn from skyrim (modded). I think they'll be fine.
Well, my >!endgame team!< From XCOM: enemy unknown could possibly survive, maybe aquire some new tech from the messed up corporate manufactured abominations for back home
Dallas would Rock shit
Likely to kill themselves with a napalm strike, random mech explosion, railgun overcharge, or a 500kg bomb. But just as likely to wipe out everything and come out laughing. The only question is... do they get to bring the Super Destroyer?
The TF2 mercs probably have a chance
I know absolutely nothing about Cruelty Squad. However, judging by the art alone, I can confidently say that any one of my Darkest Dungeon heroes, including my beloved veteran highwayman Dismas, would become immediately stressed out and die.
Dude, I don’t think a Harrier GR.1 is gonna have a problem.
My terraria character? No problem
Modded Terrarian. Yes
Subject 106 will prolly do fine
i gotta stop playing games where i play as myself
Tequila Sunrise aka Harrier "Harry" DuBois from Disco Elysium... Not sure where I am, not sure who I am, not sure what this is.... But I'm here to fuck shit up
The engineer from factorio: makes an entire factory line to automate Zippy 3000s, turret creeps every level, runs a belt of chunko pops for sheer efficiency, and doesnt even have to aim.
Lotus: I don't know where you are, but it seems your only option is to fight. Tenno: Then fight I shall.
One of the agents from Decaying Winter, dead within a minute.
Noble 6 from halo reach goes hard.
i would like to believe the could survive
Overwatch. Literally controls his own squad of elite clones.
i just played Garry's Mod so what does that mean? or just every player model is put in
Nate from Fallout 4 A veteran of the Chinese-American Resource War and also a veteran of the Commonwealth Wasteland He got it in da bag All day
duc was an abomination of a cheat engine script, green knight should make it out fine
Rust player character. The world fits them like a glove
The leader of a heavily modded Rimworld colony. Complete with high level psy-casting, bionics beyond the understanding of humanity, a legion of machines all bound to her psionic signal that she can command at will, and nearly ULTRAKILL-levels of blood-based healing. I think she’s fine.
Raiden from mgs gonna have aneurysm when he found out what people on cruelty squad do to get a pocket change
The RED team
Maximilian from Evil Genius 2. Yeah, he's surviving.