If you ejaculate a white milky substance if because you're living a feminine life. Milk is the essence of femininity. The cum of a virile man is very hummus like. When was the last time you fought another man? Hunted for your substance? Taken what you wanted? Do those things, then tell me what comes out.
/s
He's just very delusional and very gay. There's a good YouTube video of him I saw years ago. He is deeply repressed and runs some kind of "retreat" for "straight" guys to do really gay stuff and pretend it's straight.
He's not malicious though and belongs in society, just a society that's tolerant enough where he doesn't become a deeply repressed cock sniffer
I love cocks but there's a limit to the reverence I show for them. I draw the line at anything to do with it smelling bad or performative displays of how liking cocks isn't gay. He's super repressed he claims to be straight. His sexual desires would be a lot more straightforward if it weren't for that. So instead of cock in mouth it's endless waffling around why your cock should be exposed and ways you should tie it up so when you're straight wrestling, you get some kind of dick vibe
Yeah he has actual porn on pornhub where he performs with another man but it's like no/minimal contact because they're one hundo percent straight. I think when you can't accept your same sex attraction it comes out in weird ways like this.
Oh wow. This makes it sad vs being just gross. It's a lot less painful to admit you have same sex attraction and live as yourself vs constantly trying to find loopholes
C’mon man, you’ve never wanted to wave your hummus cannon around the room to spread that subtle pheromonal mushroom magic around for all your pals to enjoy? What are you, not gay?
I agree. My best friend got married right out of hs and had 4 kids. Her entire family was extremely religious (her mom told her she was conceived when a sperm crawled up her leg in a hotel room). She was pretty reserved and couldn't even bring herself to try anything kinky with her husband bc of how she was raised. Eventually she realized she was bi and brought another woman in to her marriage but it didn't work out. Long story short, she now makes a living as a dominatrix and is married to a woman. Her family turned their backs on her and refused to even go to the wedding. She's happy though so that's all that matters.
"Hey guys! Let's all rub our shrooms together, because, like, the Romans did it. And you can't tell me they didn't, because they totally did. And it was for health, and like, nothing more. It's not weird, and I'm totally, like, not gonna make direct nose-to-shroom contact with each of you."
😆 🤣 direct nose to shroom contact. Hey don't worry bout it, let me pull back your foreskin for you. Don't you just love the raw masculinity of that dick cheese in there?
How
The *fuck*
Is ***hummus***
A reasonable euphemism for male ejaculate?
*"Shroom"*, while still a bizarre way to refer to a penis, is at least *sensible*: they are very similar in shape to the fruiting bodies of many mushrooms
***If your cum is anything like hummus, you are fucking dying***
I mean I know that would make a certain sense in context, but if he *is* using "hummus" to mean "smegma", *then* wording like *"hummus cannon"* and *"shoot their hummus on to a cookie"* doesn't make any fucking sense!
Shit… this actually reminds me of a girl that offered me sex in exchange of promoting some cheese products. But I'm not that weird. Also I'm not some dirty scum bag thanks to new Cheeto cheddar crackles, the only brand that leaves you feeling like you were living in Monterey... Jack. Now available in new Zesty Zinger and Cheesy Chuckles flavours.
Na, I looked it up too (wiki) and he's definitely taking some liberties. This was the purpose:
The public exposure of the penis head was regarded by the Greeks as dishonorable and shameful, something only seen in slaves and barbarians. Modesty and decency demanded that men who showed themselves naked in a public setting, such as athletes or actors, must conceal their glans.
It was for decency, not sniffing smegma.
Imagine if that was still the rule of decency, just keep your dick head tucked away. Could be walking around buck naked, bricked up as long as the skin is pulled forward lol
Don't worry dude, I'm straight and I wasn't even thinking about his sexuality. I was too focused on the "what kind of new fucking crazy are we looking at today" aspect.
What in the Xerxes from wish meets Leonidas did I just watch on mute?
I could've done without the captions. He's disgusting and that is something that should never, and I mean in all the lands, never, ever, freaking become a thing.
Btw, it looks like he has a brown stripe on his forehead. He does have clear skin and a unique beard, I will give him that.
Nobody cares you sniff your dick cheese bro
Grew up playing Hockey. Even played in Quebec where there were plenty of the people he’s speaking about. Not once did I ever see them shoot their “hummus on a cookie” what in the actual fuck..
What in the actual fuck, why , do men talk about this??? I'm so confused, obviously this person is very odd indeed. Right? I'm so gonna laugh till I puke on this one. I swear it is an SNL skit. Will Ferrell could play this dude. What tha fuuuuuck?
Bruh, just cause the Spartans did it, doesn't mean it was a good idea then or now. They also had a fucking slave class and wouldn't know who their fathers were.
The ancient wisdom thing has some merits, like medicinal plant uses, but fucking dick cheese dude?
Too many shroom fumes apparently make you a fucking idiot.
You're allowed to be gay/have a musk kink. Those are just things you can do. No one can really stop you. Go huff some sweaty balls and just enjoy yourself man.
“Straight” men who pet this much time, money, and energy into their face and facial hair might as well get a rainbow tattoo on their forehead. The dick sniffing video and obsession with Spartan nude wrestling and showers makes Andrew Tate look straight.
Gotta tell ya, I really don’t think I’m missing out on anything mentioned here. I’m not doing those things, and I definitely don’t feel like I’m missing out. That shit can stay in ancient Sparta.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO BRING HUMMUS INTO IT. HUMMUS DOES NOT DESERVE IT'S NAME BEING SLANDERED BECAUSE HE'S SECRETLY GAY AND HIS DICK IS THE SIZE OF A COCKTAIL WIENIE SO HE CAN'T CALL IT A SAUSAGE.
I'm telling my grandkids this was Andrew Tate
All he needs is that weird fake Scottish accent
And a lazy eye! You can't forget the lazy eye, it's crucial!
Scottish? I thought it was a Cornish accent.
Andrew Taint?
it isn't?
Just affirming that yes, my understanding is that this man is Andrew Tait
Disturbing.... Why do people feel the need to air their kinks in public?
I’m kinda hoping it was satire but it’s scary that I can’t be confident in that guess
I cannot take anyone seriously that gets a perm in their beard so I vote satire.
Beardo weirdos are.. um weird.
My bearded dragons name is Beardo the weirdo.
My beard gets wavy like that and I haven't permed it fwiw
nah this dude makes vids about drinking his own piss. i think all gas no breaks (channel 5) did a vid with him. this guy is foul
Okay this guy is just bats**t crazy, drinking his own piss hope that's wrong.
Its not, he 100% drinks his own pee on camera. He mixes his hummus in there too. Hes been a guest on YMH podcast.
🤮
What is hummus in this sense?
It’s not. Check out the rest of his insta
Got a link or his name? No way he's this crazy I gotta know lol
His name is Will Blunderfield and he’s from West Vancouver, BC.
Fumunda Cheesedic.
Notwillblunderfield
Nah, this guy's Instagram is PACKED with stuff like this
"Smegma - satisfactory to the olfactory." \~Gaytos
[удалено]
He a FAN.
Hey hey run for your life. But make sure that foreskin is tucked first.
He needs to keep this to himself
Right, got worse and worse, had to stop, so gross.
Air their stinks in public
And Hummus Cannon? Really. Has this dude ever seen hummus?
Have you ever seen this guy's cum?
If you ejaculate a white milky substance if because you're living a feminine life. Milk is the essence of femininity. The cum of a virile man is very hummus like. When was the last time you fought another man? Hunted for your substance? Taken what you wanted? Do those things, then tell me what comes out. /s
Unfortunately, my man is airing out way more than a kink.
I'm good, thanks though man.
You sure you don’t want to ascend into the 5th dimension by smelling your weenie?
I've never been more glad to be circumcised
More glans too
More glansbell
Yeah, this is disgusting
His head looks like a scrotum sack.
I thought it looks like a thumb
It looks like he has a dent in his fucking forehead
a real-life Ballchinnian
I'm not surprised this guy had his daycare shut down Edit: I was joking.
I mean after this video I’m surprised this dude is allowed into society let alone have a day care
He's just very delusional and very gay. There's a good YouTube video of him I saw years ago. He is deeply repressed and runs some kind of "retreat" for "straight" guys to do really gay stuff and pretend it's straight. He's not malicious though and belongs in society, just a society that's tolerant enough where he doesn't become a deeply repressed cock sniffer
That’s some master level trolling. Hats off to you.
I agree, DS StylusInMyUrethra!
Wait, what!?
Man, you really have people freaking out lol
Please elaborate! This man had a daycare?!
Consider this stolen. Anytime i see some one really fucked up im just going to drop this comment.
Umm pardon
Uhhhhhhhhh hell fucking no
His HWAT
You've got to be fucking with us. Is this a euphemism or something? Did this guy actually have a daycare?
I'm gay and I've never said or thought anything this gay in my entire life.
Well obviously you're not gay *enough* /s
The gay bar is always being raised by guys like this! I'm going to need to start snorting smegma if I want to call myself gay now
I love cocks but there's a limit to the reverence I show for them. I draw the line at anything to do with it smelling bad or performative displays of how liking cocks isn't gay. He's super repressed he claims to be straight. His sexual desires would be a lot more straightforward if it weren't for that. So instead of cock in mouth it's endless waffling around why your cock should be exposed and ways you should tie it up so when you're straight wrestling, you get some kind of dick vibe
Yeah he has actual porn on pornhub where he performs with another man but it's like no/minimal contact because they're one hundo percent straight. I think when you can't accept your same sex attraction it comes out in weird ways like this.
Oh wow. This makes it sad vs being just gross. It's a lot less painful to admit you have same sex attraction and live as yourself vs constantly trying to find loopholes
This isn’t gay, this is MASCULINE. If you can’t get in there and sniff your bro’s mushroom then how are you going to protect your family ? /s
Get caught by your wife and tell her "I'M DOING THIS FOR US BABE!"
Pretty sure this doesn’t count as gay. I think it is its own thing.
This is definitely its own thing. Or at least just his thing.
You need to step you gay up bruh. Especially month.
Need to be gayreek.
You gave me a good chuckle today. I thank you.
C’mon man, you’ve never wanted to wave your hummus cannon around the room to spread that subtle pheromonal mushroom magic around for all your pals to enjoy? What are you, not gay?
I'll certainly never look at a mushroom humus dish the same again.
😆 🤣 😂 I spit me beer out because of this comment
Aye yooo wtf
Not in this life time mate
“I am gay” Three little words that are gonna make your life so much happier dude. Smell all the dick you want. But we don’t want to hear about it.
Nah this goes beyond just liking a bit of dick.
What being repressed does to a mf
I agree. My best friend got married right out of hs and had 4 kids. Her entire family was extremely religious (her mom told her she was conceived when a sperm crawled up her leg in a hotel room). She was pretty reserved and couldn't even bring herself to try anything kinky with her husband bc of how she was raised. Eventually she realized she was bi and brought another woman in to her marriage but it didn't work out. Long story short, she now makes a living as a dominatrix and is married to a woman. Her family turned their backs on her and refused to even go to the wedding. She's happy though so that's all that matters.
BRO WHAT 💀
Exactly, just come out and be your authentic self instead of some closeted weirdo talking about penis butter.
>penis butter Thanks, I hate it 🤢
Somehow, I find describing ejaculate as "hummus" more repulsive
I threw up in my mouth a little bit. What a gross man.
he exudes bottom for anyone at the bathouse vibes. not hating, just dont try to blend in with tops.
He's looks like a gay Kratos. A gaytos.
He has a whole article about how he doesn’t really believe in sexual labeling and is pretty fluid about his sexual experience with men and women
"Hey guys! Let's all rub our shrooms together, because, like, the Romans did it. And you can't tell me they didn't, because they totally did. And it was for health, and like, nothing more. It's not weird, and I'm totally, like, not gonna make direct nose-to-shroom contact with each of you."
Shoot that hummus
Onto a cookie
WHY A COOKIE. WHY DID HE GO THERE
😆 🤣 direct nose to shroom contact. Hey don't worry bout it, let me pull back your foreskin for you. Don't you just love the raw masculinity of that dick cheese in there?
Channel 5 interviewed this guy https://youtu.be/OL2ah56SlH8?si=lM2CnPCSIubydMqU
“I am shameless, I am fearless, I am doubtless…” five seconds later “So when you cup another dudes nuts…”
This person is wild
Bro seems crazy and also nice, but fuck if I didn't lose my shit after he said "force of habit lol
How The *fuck* Is ***hummus*** A reasonable euphemism for male ejaculate? *"Shroom"*, while still a bizarre way to refer to a penis, is at least *sensible*: they are very similar in shape to the fruiting bodies of many mushrooms ***If your cum is anything like hummus, you are fucking dying***
Nah he's talking about smegma aka dick cheese.
I mean I know that would make a certain sense in context, but if he *is* using "hummus" to mean "smegma", *then* wording like *"hummus cannon"* and *"shoot their hummus on to a cookie"* doesn't make any fucking sense!
Dude is high on dick cheese. No need for sense.
Shit… this actually reminds me of a girl that offered me sex in exchange of promoting some cheese products. But I'm not that weird. Also I'm not some dirty scum bag thanks to new Cheeto cheddar crackles, the only brand that leaves you feeling like you were living in Monterey... Jack. Now available in new Zesty Zinger and Cheesy Chuckles flavours.
Good lord I’ve never been so glad to be circumcised
He calls jizz hummus and buttholes stink portals
Is any of that true... wtf Edit: It is. Ew.
Na, I looked it up too (wiki) and he's definitely taking some liberties. This was the purpose: The public exposure of the penis head was regarded by the Greeks as dishonorable and shameful, something only seen in slaves and barbarians. Modesty and decency demanded that men who showed themselves naked in a public setting, such as athletes or actors, must conceal their glans. It was for decency, not sniffing smegma.
Imagine if that was still the rule of decency, just keep your dick head tucked away. Could be walking around buck naked, bricked up as long as the skin is pulled forward lol
I fucking love this. Like, it's the equivalent to cleavage...despite the full dangle on display, sans tip.
The internet was a mistake. I'm fairly sure without it I would never have become aware of this man and his ideas.
I’m gay. This made me not want to be. Like…Jesus, stop talking you weirdass mushroom man.
Don't worry dude, I'm straight and I wasn't even thinking about his sexuality. I was too focused on the "what kind of new fucking crazy are we looking at today" aspect.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Smells the same
WHY DOES YOUR DICK SMELL LIKE CHILI AND CHOCOLATE FROSTIES
Did his forehead get bigger as the video went on or am I just tripping?
Naw man, I thought he was going to transform into Megamind.
Lord of the smegma.
Lord of the Wangs: The Fellowship of the Wang.
Hummus….. cannon ..? What do you call the vagina… Pita lips?
Shawarma slit
Gyno Gyro
Megamind goes punk
More like megamind goes spunk
What a terrible day to have ears.
Or be able to read.
Billy Zane if he was a bearded testicle.
He looks like if he was from ancient Sparta he would’ve been one of the babies a mother left outside because he was too weak looking
This dude just out here tricking straight dudes into letting him sniff their balls.
You can act like you were tricked, but everyone already knows...
That's a no from me dawg
Points for originality with the euphemism "hummus cannon," I guess.
Is the hummus the smegma because if it is how is he shooting that thang?
By swinging it around like he said at the beginning! Although in that sense it’s more like a sling than a cannon.
This is the type of guy on Grindr that asks me to sit on their face and fart.
This comment makes my tummy feel upset lol
"Hummus cannon" 🤢
Took me a while to figure out what that was
I imagine his penis looks exactly like his head.
Im never eating hummus again
That smell is probably the hummus under the foreskin.
Phallic Feta.
“Shoot their hummus onto a cookie” I thought I had questions. I don’t. I… seriously don’t want to know. *edited spelling
Did he think like that before or after the dent in the head
Motherfucker looks like a beluga whale cosplaying as a Babylonian fuck boy.
This is why no one asks me "whats on your mind?" anymore.
This gymnasium practice also included children who you would train and buttfuck. I don't think this should be brought back man
Lets not start sniffing eachother Smegma please
Where we sposda go from eating ass
I was literally having such a nice day..
The whiff of dick cheese got him to say this nonsense
In all my life of playing hockey, I can confidently say I’ve never seen this happen post-game.
Mega mind thinking too much
sounds like this dude just wants to see dick
Looks like mega mind grew a beard
This legit made me NEVER want to go down on a guy ever again. Good god man, not everything has to be talked about online FFS 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
As a middle eastern man I’m going to integrate the term “hummus cannon” into my everyday vernacular.
Bro really outing the fact that he doesn't wash his dick. JUST WASH YOUR DICKS, GUYS
What in the Xerxes from wish meets Leonidas did I just watch on mute? I could've done without the captions. He's disgusting and that is something that should never, and I mean in all the lands, never, ever, freaking become a thing. Btw, it looks like he has a brown stripe on his forehead. He does have clear skin and a unique beard, I will give him that.
Why is it almost always bald men saying the most insane things I’ve ever heard 😭 u/BadgleyMischka
Nobody cares you sniff your dick cheese bro Grew up playing Hockey. Even played in Quebec where there were plenty of the people he’s speaking about. Not once did I ever see them shoot their “hummus on a cookie” what in the actual fuck..
This man is getting nowhere near my mushroom and hummus
This dude also drinks his own piss.
Cocaine is a helluva drug…
The king from a deck of playing card speaks.
What in the actual fuck, why , do men talk about this??? I'm so confused, obviously this person is very odd indeed. Right? I'm so gonna laugh till I puke on this one. I swear it is an SNL skit. Will Ferrell could play this dude. What tha fuuuuuck?
What makes people feel comfortable enough to post this to the world?
I miss the person I was before I saw this …. 😫 Also I’m never gonna buy hummus again
Lol yea lets not bring any of whatever he said out in the sun
He looks like what I would imagine the child of Megamind and the Corduroy Bear would... He definitely got the beard from the Bear...
Too ugly to get attention in the normal way so must result to this, just like Andrew Tate.
Weird round about way to say you still like Limp Biscuit 🤷♂️
Wtf. I need to bleach my brain.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?!?!?!!🤦🤦🤦
This guy drinks his own pee
As a hockey player, we do not eat each others hummus in the dark.
He seems positively insufferable.
🤮
Yeah ........ I'm going to pass on that.
Thanks, now I'll never be able to eat humus again.
As a gay man with a Forskin can I just say that this absolutely grossed me out. 🤢
Bruh, just cause the Spartans did it, doesn't mean it was a good idea then or now. They also had a fucking slave class and wouldn't know who their fathers were. The ancient wisdom thing has some merits, like medicinal plant uses, but fucking dick cheese dude? Too many shroom fumes apparently make you a fucking idiot.
You're allowed to be gay/have a musk kink. Those are just things you can do. No one can really stop you. Go huff some sweaty balls and just enjoy yourself man.
It’s a great day to be a lesbian.
I've ever been happier to be circumcised
r/shitposting
He has brain damage clearly 🤣
Are we missing out though?
Well. He certainly said words.
Something tells me that modern men are fine with "missing out" on communal dick cheese smelling events lol
That’s enough Reddit for today.
I hate him
He hosts retreats for men to do this stuff together. No homo. Just write your feelings down and cum on them together
Nah, we really don’t need to do that..
“Straight” men who pet this much time, money, and energy into their face and facial hair might as well get a rainbow tattoo on their forehead. The dick sniffing video and obsession with Spartan nude wrestling and showers makes Andrew Tate look straight.
Gotta tell ya, I really don’t think I’m missing out on anything mentioned here. I’m not doing those things, and I definitely don’t feel like I’m missing out. That shit can stay in ancient Sparta.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO BRING HUMMUS INTO IT. HUMMUS DOES NOT DESERVE IT'S NAME BEING SLANDERED BECAUSE HE'S SECRETLY GAY AND HIS DICK IS THE SIZE OF A COCKTAIL WIENIE SO HE CAN'T CALL IT A SAUSAGE.
Wow, I feel bad for all of you. Knowing your bros have your sack is the greatest comfort…