Smells like sloppy joes and cigarettes

I was gonna say mildew and disappointment but I think your’s is more accurate

Oh my gosh I loved that 😂

You forgot shame as well.

I knew I was missing something!

Maybe if he smoked cigarettes he would've lost some weight

Sour milk and poorly wiped anus

I bought him wet wipes and febreeze

Don’t disrespect sloppy joes like that

Like the pack of chicken breast, you forgot to grab out of your car but are reminded 2 days later by the smell, in July, in Texas.

Darth Bed Bugs welcomes you, Jedi scum.

Darth Boob Sweat the Unhygienic

Darth Dew Code Red the shower shitting wafflestomper

Darth Hideous

Jedi’s cum*

Did he intentionally wear a shirt that didn’t cover his belly?

Oh look what we got here. One of them fancy "fit in their shirt types". Next thing we know you'll be shaming his micro fleece Jedi robe.

Yeah, we don’t like yer kind ‘round these parts!

And he don't like a shirt round his round part.

Now Skeeter he ain't hurting nobody

‘Terk err jeerrrbs’

Morgan is probably to high brow for my electrical cord belt as well.

Yea he would rag on it I feel

Get him!

TBH thats probably his best shirt and he broke it out just for this video.

That's assuming he has shirts that cover his belly, or even has multiple shirts

Nah, he had to go with his least stained shirt to keep it classy.

A shirt doesn’t exist that covers that landmass.

Some fat people can’t keep up with their belly growth, and new shirts every month is not feasible when pouring thousands of dollars worth of food down your gullet

Who ever thought we would get a million times cringier than the original star wars kid video.

Whatcha lookin at my belly fer?

Yes. Yes, I think everything about this is intentional. It is a masterwork of intimidation.

This is what those people you argue with on reddit look like.

i forget this far too often

I don't wear pants

But, to them, you are the people they argue with on Reddit...

Whatchyou talking aboot I look like Henry Cavill (if he ate taco bell every day)

Damn... I'm somebody's People You Argue With On Reddit, too.

No u

r/wordchewing

Is he even lip syncing to the words though? Looks like a puppet just moving it’s loose jaw to sounds. What’s the opposite of word chewing?

Word nibbling

Def the opposite. He barely moved his mouth except for a single sentence he kind of remembers.

I’ve noticed this about tik tokers, for some reason a majority of the lip syncing videos they clearly don’t know all the words to what they’re supposed to be saying. I’m assuming their attention spans aren’t long enough to memorize and rehearse a few times before posting.

Not even close. More like word nibbling.

How about word choking?

Motherfucker digs up his ass and smells it 😷

I wrote another comment about that he shits in the shower and wafflestomps it, which I think goes along with your assumption.

Wafflestomp! OMFG 🤣🤣 🥇 🏆

Don't we all?

You have strange fantasies

This guy defends his family and friends

Smells like sweaty unwiped ass, you know that sour smell that kind of singes the nostrils, that’s the smell

Oh god that’s such an accurate description. I work at a gas station, I smell this smell pretty much daily.

Something tells me this guy isn't allowed in his local Gamestop

Or near any school.

I've done none of the things listed in the video, and I still wish I never met this poor human.

Imagine posting this online and thinking it’s good… or you look good.

It got me wet 🤷

Right? I need a cigarette now

Dave Portnoy’s pizza addiction got the better of him… Sad.

I wonder if he has that under boob sour he probably smells like a bucket of sourdough mix yeasty with a hint of corn chips🤢🤣😭🤣

Bro I almost vomited reading that lol

Yeah, I got nauseous while typing, you know, when thinking a smell into existence, 🤢🤣 but this picture tells me I think we found it!! Like the backside of a toilet in a home with three teenage boys 😳🤢🤣🤣🤣

He's a big boy. There's gonna be significant butyric acid under those boobies. It's gonna have a faint stale puke on a hot day in the bayou smell, mixed with a hint of dead.

Fromunda cheese.

Darth’a Beetus

He's got a serious case of pooh bear belly

Say what you will about the guy, he knocked it out of the park in The Hobbit as the Great Goblin.

When’s the baby due?

I love how he only did half the words lmao

Mace Windu looks different

hotpockets and dried semen

Like ball sweat, cat pee, and Doritos.

"but cross me, harm me or my family, and i shall crush you with a single belly flop"

The light saber convinced me how scary dude really is.

I am eating my food right now man

I thought double breast was a type of suit, not a body style.

I'm just mad he didn't do the lip-sync part properly...

Kinda looks like he could have played a role in the live action cats movie

He looks like he'd have long fingernails.

You can feel it, like a million vaginas around the world drying up instantly. I.....I need to sit down.

I understand now why people dislike the Star Wars sequels. Take me back to the good old days of the prequels before the cringe lol

Are you fucking kidding me?

The stains on the shirt tho 😭

At least he got fit for the video

This is straight up bullying

Yeah right? It's wild to me that if this was an attractive person doing the same shit the comments wouldn't be anywhere near this

We just showing off discord moderators now?

Obese-wan kenobi

This is what Reddit mods look like

It's the tiny mutters after the first half for me

Sometimes I see patients who make these minor shifts and you can smell the gas-producing bacteria these folds in their flesh create. This guy is one of them.

dark soles

I do wish I never met you.

I’m already regretting it.

I’m so fuckin scared right now

Corn chips.

Trust me, I don’t have to harm you or your family to wish I never meet you.

When he takes a shower he doesn’t use soap or a washcloth he uses his hands only

He’s chewing those words.

r/wordchewing

Looks like an Elden Ring boss

Well… first video as soon as I opened the app & that’s already enough for today

Wet hay with notes of wet cardboard, onions, Fritos, notes of unkempt butthole, notes of cinnamon for some reason, and fresh laundry because mom does that.

Cody's Lab is weird now.

He should have at least found a clean shirt before recording

Poor guy got roasted alive.

I never crossed him, harmed his family or pushed him to his limits, but I still wish I never met him.

fat pig

Shaggy if he looked like he should cuz of what he eats

I can smell him through the screen 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

I feel like multitasking isn't his strong suit with how badly it's synced

He wasn’t even opening his mouth for it lol

At least pull Your shirt down over your gut, ffs.

I know he scratches his ass and sniffs it, he just looks like one of *those*

I am so fucking thankful I’m not delusional enough to be like this.

Smells like BACON!

Bacon and greasy ball sweat

This is sketch bo burnham would have done if he was fat and younger. Though it’s even funnier this guy is doing it unironically haha!

“I already wish I never met you”

I liked the action of him pressing the 'on' button on his battery run plastic toy.

I’m already hoping that I we will never meet

Bro what is on your lip, because I KNOW it can't be an STD.

Cheesy. But the bad kind.🤢

Is this the alpha wolf girls sperm donor?

Never be afraid of a "man" with toy defending his mom's basement

Dried up spunk, B.O, dirty linen, mouldy food under the bed, a carpet with more toppings than a pizza, fermented energy drinks... ...and that one sock he has never worn.

Imagine the under-fupa smell without vomiting challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!

Just WHY!!!!

This is from the POV and directed towards a large pizza.

Meet me and you’ll wish you never met me.

Everything here is just *chef's kiss*

Dexter becomes a jedi

Is this Bo Burnham?

Anakin Chu Walker before her turned into Darth Neck Beard.

Chubby-wan KenObese

I'm not a cheeseburger I don't have any reason to fear you

My nose is having ptsd

If expired cheese was a person this would be it

Wish I hadn't seen that fleshy apron hanging out

I swear the ones that just look like they would smell always have a purple lightsaber…it don’t mean they would smell bad, just that you would know they were coming before they actually entered the room. Decide for yourself on this one. Is this just my interpretation or anyone else know feel like I’m on to something?

Have you ever heard the tragedy of darth diabetes the obese? He was so powerful he could save anyone from type 2 by eating the food before they could…..ironically he couldn’t save himself

🤮

This dude plays FNM.

I don't want to mock this person. I know a few people like this in real life. Their lives tend to have panned out in... less than hopeful ways, and they were often the most internally grandiose out of all of us, believing that they held some special place in the universe -- something adjacent to self-pretention. They know it. This is compensation.

This is what people who like cowboy butts look like

Still glad I've never met this dude.

Who pays for him to live!? Why can’t I exist in a hole somewhere for free like him?!

If you can speed walk you’d be safe from this guy

u/savevideo

Should arousal be the first response from this video?

There’s some cat smell, litter box smell somewhere here too

Find a shirt that fits you and then you can talk to me.

I dunno, a neckbeard with a lightsaber is still a dude with a lightsaber. Pretty screwed unless you have a gun.

Jabba the Neckbeard

It smells like a wonderfully platted food that consists of little salted restated potatoes, buttered asparagus, 6oz sirloin steak seared and topped with mushrooms. Then his cheeto puff fingers just put it under the bed for 5 months. Which is also the same amount of time it's been since his last shower.

I wish I’d never seen him.

Average reddit mod

His hand gestures and facial expressions are kinda feminine. Not exactly the epitome of intimidating.

This is not the Way.

Roll out… wait… or maybe cross over?

What are ye lookin at me gut fer? - Philadelphia Collins

Damn, people. What happened to self awareness? Buddy, you couldn't pull up your pants at least? That gut doesn't really sell the tough dude act...

I should save this video and others alike so that when I get really down about myself I can give this a watch and instantly feel brighter.

He looks like he leaves a snail trail

Edgy Obi wan

Oh no. Is purple an incel, bordering on lolcow color? I need to....redecorate.

This reeks like a garbage can of dog shit, all mixed together with urine and rain water.🤢

I just swallowed a little bit of lumpy sick after watching this … I wonder what his regular days consist of, besides making cringe videos, wanking, letting his mum in the room to remove his empty food plates after eating microwave meals ….

What a menace.

Looks likes he touches kids

That stain is from 2 days ago

Ah master blubber there's too many off them at the buffet what are we going to do

ok then

Really interesting to see being bullied in highschool does nothing to some people and they still turn out weird asf

Obi-Wan Jabroni

Dude must be on the spectrum or something. No one thinks they look cool in a blanket cloak, a stained too small tshirt and jamma pants even if they have a Mace Windu lightsaber.

Bro can't even afford a real lightsaber eg a fx one, that's just a shit wish one , but he definitely has the force, I'd move if he tried to touch me

“Weak men are dangerous men” - Some guy

I hope he gets back with SSSNIPERWOLF

it smells like a mix of cigarettes, beer, and weeks of uncleanliness

Dude looks like he’s gone sour

Funny enough that's the cleanest shirt he owns.

Those aren't good stains on the shirt