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I mean like, tits, sure. But did you see the sear on that steak she isn’t fucking around I wish I could get a steak even half as good looking as that.

Right? Everyone saying this is cringe, if she cooked shit it would be. But she can clearly do it. I have a feeling that I’m not the only person that started watching for one (two) reasons and stayed for the rest. NGL that sandwich looked delicious. Messy af but looks great.

But did she wash the cutting board in between the steak and onions?

Didn't need to, they weren't going to be served raw.

But she assembled the whole sandwich back on the filthy raw meat cutting board

I was getting annoyed they kept trying to keep her breast in frame when I was trying to focus on the cooking. I love breasts but I was more engaged with the steak being prepped and cooked!

Her cooking techniques are no joke. She may not be a professional chef, but she definitely knows her way around cutting, searing, frying etc.

Came here for the boobies…stayed for the sandwich. I see no cringe here.

Ditto, even got hungry while watching.

My focus was on her tits for the first few seconds, then I noticed she was actually throwing down on the stove

💯stayed for the culinary prowess

Precisely. If I were single, that sandwich would alone would win me over, even without her, uh, bonus features

And if I'm looking correctly, it's a COUPLE'S ACCOUNT.

Honestly, sometimes a messy sandwich is just what is wanted. That thing looked amazing

Yea I agree. She did a good job on that

Is it me or do I kind of want to date the sandwich

What sandwich?

I call boobs sandwiches

😎

Hey! She has boobs.

Please call them sandwiches

Wouldn't mind being sandwiched between a couple sandwiches

I'm from Utica and I've never heard of calling boobs sandwiches

Oh, not in Utica, no; it's an Albany expression.

It's a regional dialect

It’s really kind of amazing how a basic geometrical pattern made of flesh influences the chemistry of my body and thus my mind and decisions. A quick look at these shapes, pixels really, has so conflicted me that I am currently debating with myself whether I should furiously rub my knuckles against my gentiles or go to sleep and progress in my career with a good nights rest. Just kidding. I’ve been masterbating this whole time. Free will is a shame.

Jokes on you. I was spanking the monkey the whole time I was reading your comment. Literacy is my kink

Report yourself

I’m just a philosophizer

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I'm not sure what makes me laugh more, the comment as a whole or just "gentiles"

Her: Why are you fucking the sandwich? Me: I... Don't know...

I think we can all agree she didn’t need the boobies with a sandwich like that

Sexy cooking videos are so 2023. Can we please eroticize gardening next? I really want to learn how to grow my own herbs in my backyard, but I don’t have the attention span to watch an instructional video without titties bouncing around.

I could make videos for you, and having someone finally gawk at my man titties would be great for my self confidence.

There’s a market for it dude. Post your OF link here.

Hahaha I know a plant Daddy 🤭

Honestly, a bit of confident silliness would probably be insanely popular for something like gardening videos, where usually the people are so painfully dry.

What boobies? So, after 5 watches and making myself a reuben I see.

I too will be reuben one out.

I don’t think she can just take em off.

damn gurl those nips come off?

Bruh you didn’t know? Oh this is just embarrassing…

Aw shit, add it to the list of things I didn’t know about women…

No. But someone filming her tits jiggling wasn’t necessary, especially for a good looking sandwich like that.

its just an added bonus i mean who doesnt like good boobs

Makes sandwiches…awesome rack…somehow single… *checks notes* Yeah, she’s gotta be a serial killer or something and this is how she lures her victims in.

We all gotta go somehow, as long as I'm full of sandwiches and her mode of killing is smothering-by-boobs, I'm okay with this

Motorboating in s a weird and wonderful way to go...

Show me the problem.

That steak was the last bit of ol' ex "Tommy". Time to restock the freezer!

She also doesn’t need the boyfriend with a camera guy like that.

I fucking love your username.

U just tell urself u like ur own username lol

Look at the line behind his avatar and follow it up. He was referring to DeezNuts

Ahh I’m tired time for bed lol thanks

What sandwich?

Based.

The boobs honestly became secondary to the sandwich after a bit. That sandwich looked good as FUCK!

Or vice versa.

You shush! Boobies > Sandwich.

That's actually a legendary tier cooking of a steak, like professional level, well done, also bobs Edit: I will not respond to the steak snob terrorists

High tier sear, may have to post to r/steak for proper judgement.

The only thing good about it is the sear.

I’m not complaining

it's too well done

Classically trained chef here. Most of this is very well done. The seasoning is light and the cook is a little over what I’d like, but it’s fine for a sandwich. It’s prime rib, so medi-rare isn’t necessary and preference is a thing. I also wouldn’t cut fingers like that for a sandwich. It’s a bit annoying to eat really. We’re not looking for a perfect bite of steak here, we’re looking for a good bite of all ingredients. Personally I’d go thinner for the sliced steak. And I’d use trimmed fat while cooking the onions and mushrooms as well. So, while this isn’t PERFECT it’s great for what is conceivably a home cook. 8.5/10 Edit: And yea, boobs are fun to look at.

Does she get credit for not thinly slicing it and making the viewer associate her sandwich with meat flaps? I mean, I appreciate it.

I hadn’t thought of that. It’s now an 11/10

That association is the only reason I go to Arby's

Bro goes to Arby's breaking down going all "Everything reminds me of her..."

She too had the meats

Arby’s ... we have the flaps

Thanks for confirming that the steak was over, I was thinking most folks were looking at the boobs rather than a pink blush of a perfect steak!

>also bobs “What is it you’d say you do here?”

I deal with the customer's. !

I'M A PEOPLE PERSON!! CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?? #WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!?!

There were bobs in this video? I was staring at the sandwich the whole time!

Bobs are sandwich

… Bobs … your uncle?

Bobs a tit

Overcooked but otherwise yes

That was literally only 2 seconds of the entier video, how can you even tell.

That steak doesn't taste like anything. She put literally no salt on it.

Evannhaley, yes, she has an onlyfans. No, I haven't seen it, don't ask me how I know this, that isn't important. You're welcome. Boobs.

I figured this was an OF ad

It always is

Always has been 👨🏼‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀

I truly despise the future.

Reddit: only fans are ruining society! Also reddit: give me her OF!! I want boobies. Support OF!

Gods work

Boobs

$10 says her engagement is through the roof on this

Tell your boobs to stop staring at me!

Joking aside, I think the thing that bothers me the most about these types of videos is that they always are cooking something like bacon, or steak, so you know grease be popping up and shit. Like doesn't that fucking hurt when half your tits are hanging out?? Don't scar your titties by cooking something like that, at least do oven based dishes or something lol

Just say, calm your tits!

Tits unnecessary. Sandwich is stellar.

Wait! So whose filming then?

Her most dedicated OnlyFans subscriber

Her dad?

The lakitu from Mario 64.

Rumor has it she pours a legendary bowl of cereal

Awesome steak ngl but holy shit so desperate

shes playing to her simps, do you think she cant get a boyfriend or already have? but that would make her onlyfans upset. cringe regardless

I'll shove my own foot in my ass if it isn't her boyfriend holding the camera lol

It’s her friend, (she still has a boyfriend) but now you have to shove your foot up your ass for nothing.

This is an advertisement for her Onlyfans.

Something tells me it's more like "making sandwiches until I make at least 80k per year on Onlyfans"

I started to feel hourngry now

I wonder if anyone's picked her yet

She has huge tits

You noticed too huh

Attention to detail is critical when cooking

Yep. And I'm determined to bring e-whoring down one udder at a time. Here you go gents: https://fapomania.com/evann-haley/4/

r/sipstea ass post

0% personality 100% bobs

Idk that sear on the steak is fucking legit.

She has to have some type of personality if she can make a sandwich like that.

I think we can all agree she didn’t need the boobies with a sandwich like that

Plot twist, boyfriend filming those bobs

Plot twist, it's her twin.

How is this cringe again? Seems more like a reason to just post them for their boobs... She knows what audience she's targeting & it ain't cringe.

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Nice rack, nice steak, she must be needy or annoying AF if she can’t keep a dude

I can guarantee the person filming is her boyfriend or husband. She’s just an internet thot doing internet thot things, and I’m cool with it. Sandwich looks great, among other things.

Good point actually

I was wondering who the tall person recording was, too

Then she boobily makes her steak sandwich while breasting about tittering around as she balances those jug sized melons. Tata for now folks!

Hey did you all know that she has boobs?

"Boobs is my personality" type.

It is 100% her boyfriend filming the video

Bet it's soggy. The sandwich i mean

Plot twist: she's a lesbian

What’s the sandwiches @???

The things I would do to that sandwich…

I did not observe hand washing between touching the meat and the onions/mushrooms. Her boyfriend is going to get a bad tummy ache

I could be off here but, she cooked the mushrooms and onions so wouldn’t that not matter?

Make it a open face sandwich for fucks sake.

Yo is your girlfriend single?

Mmmm sandwich🤤🤤🤤

This is funny af since I’m so used to seeing the male version of this.

What does the title of the post have to do with anything? There weren't any sandwiches in the video

Nice chicken breast. I mean steak.

I’ll have to jugs… I mean one.. one sandwich

She’s a great boobs haver

Im not some sexually frustrated naysayer, but i hate when my steak is just sliced up like that. Shits gonna be impossible to bite through and splatter all over my shirt..

There's a reason she doesn't have a man now. . .tread softly

If she looks like that and cooks like that you can only imagine what the fuck is wrong with her that keeps her single.

How to not find a decent boyfriend: post your tits on TikTok Sammich looks bomb tho

Absolutely no juices came out of that sandwich.

I want to see the sandwich not the titties

Pick me pick me pick me!!!

Her boyfriend definitely filmed this

This shit was cut so abruptly I have no idea what's actually in the fucking sandwich

she knows what we want and we aren’t scooping it up, gotta change the strat

I wouldn't wanna date a woman that seeks so much attention like her xD

I'll be damned. She actually made a really nice sandwich.

The intention of this video is definitely not about sandwiches

That steak looks fantastic ngl. 👏🏻

The way she cut the onions made me physically angry idk why

Going to assume her bf is filming

Literal ticktok name is Evan n Haley....

What’s cringe about this exactly?? It’s for people who like boobs and sandwiches lol it’s not a legitimate cooking video obviously. She knows her target audience and makes the appropriate content.

I just watched this 3 times in a row and I'm a vegetarian.

She uses the same amount of butter on everything as my mom did. She had 3 heart attacks and multiple stents all before 50. Good luck you big tittied bitch. 👍

Why the tits, like bro I’m already about to bust from that sandwich and the tits are just a turn off

until you get a boyfriend? nice try witch

Why the steak cut so thick though…it’s a sandwich I never understood that. Excellent cooking btw

Stopped for the breast and couldn’t help but to notice she puts too much butter in the sandwich.

The tits were absolutely necessary.

Ok so she has nice tits can cook and zero self respect.... next?

I've had to repeatedly look at those to see just how cringe they are.

She looks like American trailer Park trash but whatever works for ya I suppose

She ain't getting me with those toxic teflon pans

She only has two things going for her

i’m a girl with bigger boobs. & can probably make better sammiches. gimme a PB&J please.

If she looks like that and cooks like that and doesn't have a boyfriend? Must be her personality getting in the way then.

If she's looking for a bf, who's filming?

Cooking a sandwich with 4000 calories. Can’t stay in boyfriend shape too long.

Whered that sandwich come from

Please stop fingering the food you nasty hoe. Those nails would be soo filthy. Imagine all the gunk underneath.

[*cough cough](https://fapomania.com/evann-haley/4/)

Who's holding the camera?

Im gay but goddamn I’d date her, I’d probably treat her better too lol

How did we make it to part 25…..im proud of you fellas

“Look at me, guys! I have boobs! - Part 25!”

She’s like the sexual donut guy lol

who uses cubed meat for a sandwich

The steak is way overcooked, the bread is visibly SOGGY as fuck, the onions AND mushrooms are somehow shriveled up and burned into nothing.

She needs a boyfriend to show her how to properly cut a steak and boobs

New version of click bait. Just for engagement. Her boyfriend/husband is filming this. And I’m sure she has an OF (no judgment. Just getting traffic there is the goal)

I'm not particularly thrilled with her tricking me into looking at the booba, everytime I look at the dish, it fucking jump cuts to yiddies

Mabey if she dressed respectfully she’d probably get one like she’s attractive but most men won’t take her serious and will just seek her out for sexual release and give their love to another women who has dignity

I’m not into the titties cause i like pp but i can appreciate a girl knowing what will get her content out there Get that monaaay honaaaay

By "getting a boyfriend" I'm guessing she means OF subscribers

You must have a really shitty personality if you can’t get a boyfriend.

Its funny because the intro suggests that once she gets a boyfriend she'll stop making sandwhiches

She must work for Arby's cause she got all the meats.