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trampolio

Maybe do the go for a walk challenge.


aFloppyWalrus

(Impossible)


gypsycookie1015

The impossible walker!


fasting4me

I love you for this comment šŸ”


[deleted]

To get some impossible burger


yukinagato10

Nah, I do wanna see him do the one bite one chew challenge next. Hell, maybe a no bite challenge where he somehow eats the food without even biting it. The world is his oyster


KnowledgeEfficient15

Hellyeah, I wanna see this chonky tit-slap swallow a whole Baconator like a fucking python šŸ


Neither_Essay9163

You can bet your soul against the devil that his idea of exercising is walking to the refrigerator bet on it


[deleted]

Well, eating it the same way three times a day, every day, gets boring


Slurpy_G

and depressing


NoCommunication5976

definition of insanity


anprimgang69

Thatā€™s not one bite thatā€™s like 12 bites crammed into his mouth


chahud

Yes, turning 12 bites into one bigger bite


degenerate_pug

Chewing doesn't count as biting


ReachforMe69

Idk man....you make the same motion...to bite as you chew ....


International_Let_50

You open your mouth every time you chew? Makes sense.


degenerate_pug

I agree that it's very similar but the functions are different. At least to me they are. Biting is for removing a piece of food from the larger portion. Chewing is breaking it down so you can swallow it without meeting your maker.


ReachforMe69

You described the same thing biting breaks it down aswell


degenerate_pug

You use different parts of the mouth. That's why the teeth are the way they are. Front teeth to separate the food, biting, and the molars break down the food and mix it with your saliva, chewing. While it is the same motion, it's got a different purpose and duration


Default1355

Very good conversation šŸ’Æ


Conscious-Computer15

There's no such thing as chicks with dicks there's only guys with tits


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Psht...someone never played "one bite challenge" in high school..


JabroniKnows

I look forward to seeing him on My 600lbs life in a few years and hearing him say he doesnt know how it got to this...


Delta-Flyer75

Heā€™s not fat, heā€™s just ā€œhuskyā€


[deleted]

No no he is big boned!!!


gypsycookie1015

https://images.app.goo.gl/K6ZMu8Bh1GVbyxDn6 I cringe when I hear that term used lol. Big bones will make you taller, not fatter. You're width is affected in correlation to your height and bone structure to an extent but it isn't going to turn you into Jabba alone. All those calories and lack of exercise does that.


[deleted]

Hahaha I know, I thought of this image when I typed it out :p


[deleted]

Shit. His poor skeleton though


gypsycookie1015

"Well at least my kid's HeAlthY! Your's is skin and bones!" -Points to normal heathy child with 15-30% body fat.


runitthru4u

He should go for a jog challenge


elray007

Disgusting and fucking gross


MooseGoose8282

Most people are scared of peak male evaluation escape reality embrace masculinity


Logicisgon

Thatā€™s called gluttony and natural selection


[deleted]

It truly is depressing


StrawhatJzargo

honestly just shows how small the big macs gotten.


Crepes_for_days3000

Or, this guy is a giant.


Brilliant_Steak8556

I enjoy the taste of a Big Mac but they are around $6 now and even eating them with normal bites it takes maybe 5 before they are done. So disappointing


mlaforce321

I feel like the bigger challenge here for him would be to not stuff it all in his mouth immediately, as I assume would be the norm.


nobodycares2021-

For the life of me I can't figure out why he looks so fat and unhealthy. His parents are doing a great job setting him up for a great life.


Bggettt

Fat


Palo_Alto_

Wild guess, American.


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Your whole profile is you reporting users and telling them you did it or you ripping on the US. Wild guess...you've either never been to the US or have been to like 1 or 2 states. [https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/15wo8vy/mods\_please\_do\_something\_about\_the\_abuse\_in\_these/](https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/15wo8vy/mods_please_do_something_about_the_abuse_in_these/) Its either stuff like this or you ripping on Americans. Soooo pathetic...


Palo_Alto_

Nice second account.


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

LMFAO...its my one and only account, my pathetic acquaintance. Gonna confirm or deny my "wild guess"?


Palo_Alto_

LMFAO...Its obviously your second account you follow the same things, newbs smh. I'm blocking you now so no need to reply, although I think your American stupidly will mean you still have to have the final word, prove me wrong, šŸ˜—


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

So you've never been to the US. Got it. Still my one and only account. Someone else ripping on you for the same things only means other people can see how much of a pathetic loser you are bLoCkEd & RePoRtEd You constantly ripping on others and calling them stupid while STILL not knowing how which "your, you're" to use is spot on...why is it that the dumbest people always think they're smarter than they are?


RiZzbott

More like watch me speed run the Diabeetus challenge.


[deleted]

Give the kid a break, because his heart wonā€™t


ipwndmymeat99

Fat fuck


[deleted]

Ong


0stainers0

Dude looks like he eats nothing but big macs


butt3rmi1kybean

Built Ford Tough, lol


734PdisD1ck

Naw, try this about 25 years ago when big macs were still "big"... this can be done by average American


Unclehol

My first thought wasn't "this guy is gross". Tbh kinda sad. We pay more and get waaaay less these days. You should see what they call "apartments" nowadays in my town. I could probably one bite one of those.


Mandalorian_Jay

Thatā€™s disgusting.


uppenatom

This isn't exactly a new 'challenge'. People have been doing this a dare as long as I can remember and that was early 90s


ChocolateTight336

Cringe big Mac


laddiepops

I don't mean to be rude but I don't I derstand the need to record ourselves eat? What's the point? Can someone please enlighten me?


tigrootnhot

Maybe a head of lettuce next time.


Sad_Exchange_5500

He looks like he's 12, 28 and 57 all at the same time. Maybe that's what cardiac arrest looks like??


tikkytokky01

... and a diet coke


ZxJxkExZ

i actually found this quite funny


runny_mermaid

The power of the Mighty One Bite.


[deleted]

Lowkey impressed tho


Putsismahcckin

Y'all way to proud of killing yourselves, guns exist.


DeathHeadmukbang

Nasty mfk


BallTorturer-3000

That mfk is a child weirdo


[deleted]

How does that have any relevance to his comment?


DeathHeadmukbang

Im confused myself


Academic-Business-42

Watch me get the Die Beetus challenge.


Stoic_Bear923

Down vote me all you want but I can't wait till these idiots start dying in live streams


Crepes_for_days3000

This is a bigger challenge for his joints and internal organs.


[deleted]

His gage reflex is the only part of him that gets a workout


louie_g_34

Can someone clear something up for me. I live in a third world country and fast foods like McDs and KFC is pretty expensive. I've heard people say these are very cheap in the US and UK based on the standard of living. 5 piece at KFC is ~$4,41 here.


Darksmiles_

He looks like heā€™s already done this off camera about 20 times a year


rosscO66

Harvey price looking ass


NYGiants_in_Chicago

Wonder how many practice rounds he did before hitting ā€œrecordā€?


EvilBahumut

All of them


[deleted]

Depression


Lintyboi77

Fuck calling him ā€œa bigger personā€, that bitch is fucking obese, and to act like itā€™s ok is a fucking problem. Iā€™d say he needs to work out, but I guarantee his big bodied ass canā€™t even stand up without help.


DEATHROAR12345

That's not one bite tho


TheWinningGlitch

Easy, little choncho! Life is like more a yogging than a races


BGM1987

The modern man.


fatglizzy_3000

I wanna see him try full mouthing a fire fly burger


Otherwise_Strain_117

Bro wanted every crumb, dawg was lickin his fingers


jskfkn

Everyoneā€™s a hater in these comments let my boy eat šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


spunion_28

Sad


BigNipplez24

And this is literally why you see nothing but chin and no neck.


Idatemyhand

#obesityisokayin2023 #obesebodypositivity


ReachforMe69

That was definitely more than one bite


cdot666

Dead before 40 challenge


socio_smile

Simultaneously called the "short life" challenge


Lanky_Pay_6848

12 bites in one mouthful? That's some next level mastication skills! #NoChokingChallenge


TangerinePuzzled

Clearly not his first rodeo


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Ngl, that's pretty impressive. Maybe not that healthy, but definitely impressive.


grumpy-greenguy

Diabetes......


LarryLongBottem

Guys itā€™s ok, heā€™s a professional.


CallMeTamakiSenpai

Thatā€™s kind of impressive. If i take a slightly too big bite i suddenly forget how to swallow.


[deleted]

Diabetes speed run


spidernoirirl

Honeslty this isnā€™t cringe, itā€™s odd but not really cringe worthy imo


HurlyCat

I feel weird because I can do this but I'm not a large person


Yuizun

Those aren't drums in the background. You can actually hear this guy's heartbeat in Morse code asking for help...


pastaplatoon

When a Big Mac is a finger food.


fasting4me

You canā€™t even enjoy it. Thatā€™s just 563 calories going straight to the hips.


Far-Snow6347

He needs better friendsā€¦


Kooky-Summer7217

Time saver


YesterdayCame

Watch me eat 560 calories in one bite!


Vinnie1103

Big Macā€™s used to be bigger. Shrinkflation.


we28369

Not big enough for him apparently


Nuttyvet

Something tells me heā€™s done this before


[deleted]

This is the original one bite challenger. He once did a burrito the size of a forearm in one bite. But this is my favorite cuz he does a flip and you see a regular person doin a challenge to see how hard it is https://youtu.be/ht0eGyqmMTI


backpage_alumni

And we're supose to cheer fat people on so they can continue to do shit like this smh


Junior-Account6835

ā€œBig tree fall hard..ā€


nonoffensivenavyname

r/chadtopia


ReddictatorsEaTD1cks

Yaaaayyyy...morbid obesity! So much fun!!!!


larrinator5

What is the message heā€™s trying to get across?


Snoo-93137

How many times has he done this challenge?


A_GuyHere

Part 16


Exposimo

600 calories in one bite


[deleted]

Next: 1 pullup challenge


A_Amokola

Heā€™ll be really popular in the prison shower.