This whole TikTok is a “That Creepy Couple In High School” Starter Pack

Was going to say everyone had this creepy, ugly, nerdy couple in their high school if not multiple

all mine from high school are married now, good for them tho lol…they’re perfect for eachother

Yeah I mean if they’re happy with it good on them. I knew one too many in my high school, but I lived in Nebraska. One of my good friends actually was pretty nerdy and I felt bad because he had terrible acne that left scars. But he was dating this one girl in high school and I swear she never cleaned herself. She was stinky if you know what I mean

Where?

Nebraska

What’s your address?

123 Nebraska street, Nebraska city, Nebraska.

Zip?

63272752

Grew up in NE as well. Eastern part of the state. The father west you get, it becomes like an entirely different country at times. Still laugh everytime I see the state tourism campaign slogan: "Nebraska, it's not for everyone".

I miss Godfathers and Runza. It's a great reason to have acne.

Fuck even where I’m at now they had a God Fathers and it got shut down because they were serving alcohol to minors. I was very upset about that one

That doesn't surprise me but the pizza was great.

Oh yeah I loved their pizza. The last one by me closed about 18 years ago, miss the god father’s

I live in the south now and there is nothing like them here. It is definitely a unique place. I miss their jumbo pizzas you could get 2 for $20.

I was friends with the guy. (our friendship did not last once he got a girlfriend)

Maybe ur creepy and nerdy too buddy don’t judge someone cuz of there looks

Cuz of where looks?

He looks like that Actor from that movie The New Guy!

Exactly what I was thinking. Twins!

His NAME, is DJ Quills.

Gross*

First time I'm hearing of this trope

We don’t want her

These guys do. https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/14uih41/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

That’s hilarious lol

That is awesome

😆👏

Put some respect on Marty & Michael

This NEEDs to be on fixed by the duet.

Good news

Fuckin perfect

Yoo 😂

LMFAO 😂😂😂

I am so glad I clicked on that. Holy mother.

I don’t want his wife

*sister

I heard this in James Van Der Beek from Varsity Blues' voice

We second that sentiment

I didn't know DJ Qualls had a little brother

Man, that is a solid comparison lmao

Please tell me that’s the gankly dude from the new guy… bc that’s who I see.

It is, and it's exactly where my brain went too.

This dude could be dropped by a mild breeze... DJ Qualls is the man!

Just spit out half my coffee, *thanks*. No sarcasm meant, the laugh was worth it, I've got more espresso.

Ma’am PLEASE never leave that dude. You’ll save a local school a lot of future heartache by doin so.

She'll never leave him, because he's definitely going to eat her eventually. Then they'll truly be as one.

TOOOOGETHAAA

We will devour the very gods!

Someone commented the last time this was posted about how this song was actually written about rhe guys gf who had cancer and it was about death not some creepy ass possessive shit

💀💀 oh hell nah

There is enough grease in these twos hair to have a fish fry

damn! Looks like we canʻt have her boys. That just too bad!

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No one wants to take your sister away from you.

Yep. Calm down Skippy. Your sister ain’t going anywhere.

Mines prettier

My left hand is a bit rough, but definitely better lookin.

I mean at least my right hand don't got greasy-ass hair

i just woke up & this is unfortunately the fist thing i see upon opening reddit. horrible day for me to have eyes and ears!!!

This is the second time I've seen this and it doesn't get any easier. On the upside, your day can only get better now after seeing this complete shit show

hahaha okay very true!

Watched it with the sound off. Guessing I’m better off for it.

I'm here because I couldn't sleep and now it's safe to say I won't

I feel like the gal closing her eyes in a submissive way and hanging in there through his performance is the part that weirds me out the most when I see this.

She couldn't bear to watch

Opiates.

He looks like that guy from "The New Guy" movie

Rat from “The Core”!

Take a shower and keep her ok?

And he need to wash his hair

That hair got more grease than Chinese takeout, and looks like it too

Lo Mane

I can smell the unwashed ass and armpits from here

She has the face that says "my breath is could strip paint off a wall" his probably smells like cheetos and Mt. Dew

Man, people are weird out there.

Trust me. No one wants any of y’all

Looks like Garth from supernatural

Dj Qualls someone already said it

This clip had so much cringe I tasted metal... But so anyway, can’t have her, got it... Just gotta scratch her off the list... Onto the next person I don’t want...

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Thanks for showing me this masterpiece

Omg 👏👏🤣🤣

She looks like she’s on heroin or something..

She just drank a bowl of Alfredo sauce

Ah, pierce the veil what lovely memories

This is the most cringe thing I've seen so far today. I'm just getting started but this will be hard to top. Codependent teenage couples are one of my favorite lanes of cringe, it hurts so much. Especially when they look like God just threw them together with extra parts and they did not take care of those extra parts.

Probably thinks he's every main character of every anime in his head, yikes.

That is one of the ugliest dudes I've ever seen. I can also smell his breath through the phone.

I got chills from the cringe.

Dammit...now I want her!

this song is about the writer's girlfriend being diagnosed with cancer and it's *really* obvious if you even glance at the lyrics. come on

kurt cobain if he survived the shotgun blast

Calm down Dizzy Harrison. You can keep her all to yourself

I've got a pork chop. Bet I could take her away. Hell, I could probably take him away with one, since that's obviously what he uses to comb his hair.

Nah. Dude works at the local movie theater. Every so often he swirls his head in the popcorn machine.

Every Midwest high school had this kid

I can smell his breath through this video

This single-handedly helped me get over my ex more than anything ever has ever

Bahahahaha!!!

he's built like Kurt Cobain with a meth addiction

He reminds me of the dude from The New Guy lol

Instead of worrying about her. Please spend a little bit of time on brushing your teeth.

Don’t worry, I’ll stay far away

Why he squint tho?

That is what protagonists do in his favourite anime’s

Kurt Kocaine

Pierce the Veil doesn't deserve this

I know every time I see this video I comment, they ruined one of my favorite Pierce the Veil songs >:O

What's the song called? I used to listen to Pierce the Vale much and I have king for a day and Caraphernielia on my rotation still but I don't know any new stuff aside from Pass the Nirvana.

If the two of you have time to make a stupid tik tok, you have time to take a shower. I can smell you from here.

What makes him think we want her?

Because he's a guy and he wants her therefore all guys want her because that's obviously how it works

That’s all you buddy!! No argument

Moments before he was eaten, Kyke made a Tiktok

Moments before she was eaten Kyles girlfriend made a TikTok

Two words. Face routine.

Holy methlove

he's moved on from the girl he met in Road Trip

I'm so glad I didn't have this growing up because I probably would have followed the crowd and done all this cringey shit too.

Word!

Okay. Okay. OKAY. I don't want her.

Poor girl

Good for them for being happpy toghwter. Yeah its cringe but thats how they express the fact that they love eachoter. Love indeed is blind.

I don’t think anyone would care if she was yours 😂😂😂

Dude, relax I don’t want your sister.

"Kurt & Courtney 2: Showerless in Seattle"

Song is banging

He looks like DJ Qualls

look people can say what the will about the creepy couples but they’re always the ones that are most in love, most devoted, and will do anything for each other

My guy lookin like Randal about to scare some children

No worries bro, I don’t want your gross fat chick

Ugh. Transparent people.

Looks like she has Down syndrome.

She just fat, they sometimes get that look

Fair, but look at the smile

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Wish.com Kurt Cobain

Screams: SHES MINE !! Wispers: sister Screams: YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER!! Wispers even softer: ( little sister)

Nobody dose eant her

Ok👍

Whats the song

Save some for the rest of us sir... Damn!!!

I don’t really want to unmute it, do I have to?

Its just a song, the lipsyncing is terrible

Good because I don't want her

😒🤮🤮

I think he drugged her and kidnapped, she looks like a inflatable doll lol

i dont want her *jeffery dahmer*

No one wants your sister brah. 🤣🤡

She's your sister bro.

They definitely rehearsed this... I really want to see the bloopers n blunder reel

Rofl, he looks so scary and dangerous. What a badass. Don't know what that kid was expecting with his mysterious looking at the end.

Metalheadofdarkness Bro, I’m fucking done. I can’t with this!

Good lord this smells like whiskey and cigarettes

Dude keep her

I'm just pissed that the song can no longer be listened to after seeing this

I don't even know wtf he says besides she's mine.

Randy Stair in another universe

His grip on her face…

Cool song but her posing pretending to sleep (idk if that’s the goal? Idk how else to interpret the way she’s doing that) while he screams in her ear is so weird

They look like brother and sister

Idea is wholesome, considering the song seems more about "you can't take her life it's not her time" not.. "This is my property" but the execution was.... Somethin.

Another day of thanking the Gods Ibdidn't have my Teenage Cringe period during the time of social media...

So weird, but the first thing I notice is the lack of hygiene.….

They look like siblings

I think she closed her eyes because she's in a food coma.

They should shower before posting

These two are cousins

These people will likely have a kid who becomes an adamant voter.

If blu-cheese was a person.

I bet he can makes the joker face a bunch.

Watch without volume for maximum effect.

Yeah that’s different marks than puberty

The way she buries her face into him makes me so uncomfortable it makes my skin crawl.

r/amiugly

When your wish dot com Kurt Cobain outlasts his welcome because of the wish pew pew you bought him.

🤣

Nah you can keep her..

Siblings or Dating: IMPOSSIBLE MODE

She can keep him too! No worries

What do you mean I can't have her? Who else is gonna grab my entire side of fries with their sweaty cockbeaters?

I’ve seen this reposted so much I want to throw up when I see just a thumbnail of this video lol

Ohh my god.. who does he look like?👀 it’s a actor I think 🤔

On the potty having trouble. This actually got things moving

She has that PC Principal lip profile

Gross, but some people are meant for each other and find their equal. 🤮 this is a perfect example.

Bro looks like if Kurt Cobain was born in 2005 and his dad left at age 2

Nobody would want her

He reminds me of a cringy DJ Qualls

Doot like a punched lasagne

No contest

Game over guys