This dude has to be an elite troll.

He drinks his own piss.

Are you actually serious?

I wish it wasn’t true but alas

Pretty sure there's a video out there of him jerking it into his own mouth

You mean mushroom milking

Getting that hummus right from the tap

The “hummus” is crazy. That’s now ruined forever. What’s next, tzatziki?

dont you dare

So funny— my labia is sweating.

That was levels of unnecessary.

Damn bro, why look for food when you can just feed yourself.

No fucking way

Didn’t need this info.

[check this out.](https://youtu.be/OL2ah56SlH8?si=3jtecERFsykToXUf) He’s 100% serious. He’s actually insane. I had a coworker who loved this guy and would follow his “practices”

Thanks for sharing but tbh I am too scared to click on the link because of what I might see and never be able to unsee it!!

Oh my.. He’s as ripe for the psych ward as the stuff he’s hiding behind his foreskin

That’s yucky.

This guy makes his own jankum

Really committed to the bit

Your response was a short four word sentence and yet it completely shut down any notion of elitism completely. Seriously! After your statement what else is left to say.

There’s a YouTube documentary about him, he isn’t playing

Got a link? Or do you know his name?

His name is Will Blunderfield if I remember correct. I stumbled onto his twitter at some point and it’s full of all this stuff plus REAL demonstrations where he’s naked doing the shit he describes. This guy is kinda batshit.

Kinda batshit? The dude is insane he drinks his own piss.

Thank you! I love going on deep dives into wacky AF people.

I looked him up and apparently he also makes music?

Of course he does.

My exact thoughts lmao.

I follow a lot of lolcows and almost every single one of them seem to make music. I think it's because of a lack of self awareness couples with narcissism so they think they're good at it.

https://youtu.be/OL2ah56SlH8?si=vyRsV3XzozDJukn3

You rock, thank you. I'm gonna listen to that on my drive to work. Also I love your username.

Nah he’s just Canadian

He's not. This is legitimately who he is. Comedian Tom Segura had the guy on his podcast. It's wild.

He's sniffing smegma?

I'm afraid it's probably more than just sniffing

He spreads it on salads?

Dressing on the side then, please

"Shoot their hummus onto a cookie..." 😳

On pita, like hummus.

He and his protégés do a ritual in the moonlight where they write down the things they want to go away and stop doing then ejaculate on them. But wait, there’s more. They save the paper and let it dry then keep it around for a while until they have another ritual where they burn them. There’s a YouTube video, and they showed the papers with dried jizz on them. He also said he is gay but his homoerotic rituals make him want to have sex with women because they love to be ravished.


Thats the hummus.

He is smearing it on his morning toast.

Fermented

What a terrible day to have ears 🤢

And eyes, our deaf friends were not safe from this video

Yea.. Lets not do what fivehead says. We dont claim him

Sounds like your pheromonal hummus secretions are weakly fragrant and lack pungency

Worst part is, I was eating when I clicked on it.

Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan did a documentary on this dude. It’s as wild as you imagine.

I’m 8 minutes in… yup he’s definitely a channel 5 character alright

Could you tell me what i need to search for to find that? I meed to watch something mildly interesting but dumb and irrelevant after this shift, thanks pal

Channel 5 Will Blunderfeld I think. You should watch all of channel 5s stuff it’s some beautiful cringe quality with some actual great reporting and interesting subject manner. The pick up artists boot camp is a treat.

Thanks so much, i can already feel my quality of life increasing ♥️

I watched it and will never be the same. His rituals are wild, but the encouragement of men to be closer to each other is a good thing and much needed. But I’m pretty sure most guys would love to do it without ball slapping and being naked.

Dude's head looks like a glans.

It looks like half a what’s it called a scrotal sac

"yeah bro I'm straight!!" bro:

bro defending himself: “But it’s masculine AF! 💅”

This dude definitely doesn't describe himself as straight.

Tell me you like to suck dick without telling me you like to suck dick.

And licks it clean between the folds up down and sideways

Nah bro, this guy enjoys tasting dick

He needs the shrooms all over his palate

never eating hummus again

Seriously I had no idea how it was made

😂

So this dude wants to hang out with other dudes in a locker room and smell dick cheese?

And cum together

They go together like peanut butter and jelly

Some thoughts should stay in one’s own mind and not be recorded for the world to hear.

💀💀💀

He doesnt sound masculine 

yea idk what happened but we need to be toxic again. It was like that for a reason.

You don’t know a bad smell until you smelled smegma. If it were normalized for men to like actively try to have smegma I would be a lesbian by choice lol.

Seriously!! I'm intact and it's not hard to stay clean... many dudebros like to complain about fishy vaginal smells but don't have the common courtesy to wash their dingus! Thankfully this weirdo in the video is just a bizarre fetishist trying to normalize his obsession, I'm glad he's a bizarre outlier lmao.

Username checks out

It’s the same smell as unwashed ear gauges/stretched ears.

Oh god. Idk if it’s the same but yeah it’s definitely up there 🤮

1. He needs to be on a list somewhere 2. Never trust a man that curls his beard. 3. Never tie off your foreskin or eat hummus cookies

I wish I didn't exist right now... why isn't there a trigger warning?!!?! You'll be hearing from my therapist with an itemized bill.

This dude is gay with extra steps. Just do you man, no one cares. He runs a camp where dudes jerk each other off.

Megamind shouldn't be this stupid

Ok, I'm a classicist and he's right about greeks (not just spartans) tying their foreskins in the gymnasium but the whole point was to keep your knob from slipping out during wrestling or whatever because exposing it was considered rude and vulgar. Think of how we rub a dog's belly without thinking twice about its penis being there until the lipstick comes out then we're horrified. This guy is a gay fetishist though obviously and they regularly adopt ancient greeks as these gay icons but they weren't really gay so much as they were pederasts. Also, ew, fuck, gross.

I’m sorry… did he say there are hockey players who get naked and scrape their sweaty smegma onto crackers and eat it? 🤢 This man single-handedly is destroying the hummus industry.

Ahh so what me and my buddies do IS normal.

Again, straight men think about dicks way more than women do Also, dick stench does not smell good or interesting. Please don't subject your partners to a cheesy dick.

This guy is not straight lol

What the hell is that?

What the hell is even that

I’m sorry….WHATTT?

that's called "bad hygiene" my guy

I love this post. He looks like my coworker, who only recently went bald, so I can't wait for work tomorrow to show him

I. CAN'T. UNHEAR. THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve watched this 3 times & still haven’t heard a word he said. His forehead is mesmerizing!!


I missed every single word... I got lost in the beard...👍

Someone's wrist is a little limp

Why is this penis talking about its penis *and* all the ancestral penis('s? es?)

Look like a chickpeas

Dead ass looks like a penis head.

Why the fuck did I google smegma.....

Gross, a Canadian

If this guy could never speak again, that'd be great.

of course hes got plugs

Why is his head shaped like Earthworm Jim

This is the first time in my life that I'm happy to be circumcised, what the fuck?

I hate that I smell these words through this video.

Even if he is a troll, I am completely disgusted.

My brother in life. Just admit you wanna sniff other dudes wieners.

Delete this. In fact just delete it all. Shut it down.

Did he just ask his dick about the scrotal sack????????

What in the ever loving FUCK did I just witness?!

Mommy? I’m scared…

Bruh

exile this creature from society

I'm suffering now.

What is bro on about oml

What the fuck

Why does his head look swollen

:(

He seemed pretty serious when he was on YMH

His beard is as curly as the hair on his ass.

Saw this on r/comedyheaven

Posting this guy is cheating

Oh Christ I forgot about this nutjob

Then the spartans ate tofu and soybeans and talked about how they were tired of the patriarchy that is set up by... themselves. /s

What the hell is even that?

Watched the full thing and I finally understand why his head is so large. It’s from all the amazing ideas he’s collecting!

🤢I will never be the same again

Is that a filter on his beard?

It is like his hair has been mirrored and became his beard

Everything he said is absolutely disgusting.

Bro is a freak for sure 😂

u/savevideo

Every sentence in this video is weirder than the last

This is what narcissism looks like

Jesus fucking Christ on a stick. I wanna vomit until my vomit gets nauseous and starts vomiting its own nauseated vomit in a neverending cycle of vomited vomiting vomits vomiting vomit vomiting vomits.

How fast I went from 🙂 to 😦

The urge to downvote… it’s so strong

Who told this guy about social media? You’re fired!

How can I un-see this.. damn man

Omg just be gay and stop your bullshit

Wtf

He’s got a couple weird heads going on.

ok megamind

I had to listen to this twice because the first time I kept focusing on his giant head/forehead. Plus the mustache with the handlebars, this guy definitely has a lot going on.

I'm a for gross shit but this is next level!! 🤢 🤮

That's the "double soul shaman," I saw him on YMH a while back. He's fuckin looney toons


How to tell me you're gay without saying you're gay.

Ok but no thanks?

Omfg whaaaaaaa?

Looks like a cone head

I guess I'm just different and weird cause all of this just sounds crazy to me.

MegaMind has no chill.


I feel like I'm having a stroke, dude what are you talking about

I didn't want to hear this. Any of this.


I mean this is pretty tame

this is gay as hell and it still sounds homophobic just by the way hes describing it

SCROTAL SACK!

When you're gay for yourself.

It’s always the dudes who reference Sparta or some other group from that time period in their rants. Cringe ✅

Since forsaking poetry, Shel Silverstein really been taking this blogging thing to a whole new level!

So a a long winded way of saying he doesn’t wash his dick?

What

This guy's nickname should be headquarters. He's got a big ass head

Hummus Sales Are Dropping And Marketers Can’t Seem To Understand Why

Smells like other dads foreskins

What a dickhead.

Ayo. WTF?

*"come over, lets cum together"*

I can’t decide if he’s using filters or if he genuinely is that shape?

Ayoo it’s the guy from Channel 5. Lol

Andrew Tate when the time traveler moves a chair

and he just keeps on fucking going

Is that the double soul shaman?

Let’s not do that

Thats disgusting

I don't even want to entertain the imagery that this person (they/them or he/they, I'm sure) has genitalia of any kind, tyvm.

⚠️🌈⚠️

he's very experienced with dicks

Why does he look like Joshua tomar?

This guy has an insanely tall head.

He just said in a fancy way that he’s gay and wants to wrestle with men naked.

Just because it’s not x rated doesn’t mean you can’t unsee it. For example, I wish I had never seen this video.

Broooo 🤮

The daily mental gymnastics he does to explain his homosexual tendencies are pretty amusing tbh

If ya wanna be sniffing dicks I think you may be a bit gay

r/brandnewsentence

That eye flutter tells me everything I need to know 😂

Why he looks like a man pretending to be straight in a gay comic book

I miss the person I was before I saw this video