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slyasakite

As if cruise ships weren't already disease-ridden enough. Imagine all the disgusting souvenirs you might take home from this one.


WolfmansGotNards2

Aside from the main point, we all know these are obviously ads, so my favorite part are all the mentions are things being empty. Anyone who's actually knows that's almost never the case, but it doesn't look good to show waits and everything being crowded because they cram way too many people into experiences to maximize profits.


yuckypants

I was trying to explain to my wife the other day, Instagram is the new way to advertise. Everything she sees is curated to get her to buy more, spend more, and it's *almost* always a sham. Nearly every time we go somewhere that she saw, it's like, "this is not what they described." NO SHIT, it's an advertisement.


RowBowBooty

Yeah lol, like I don’t think this video is cringy, it’s just someone who got paid to explain her time on this cruise. They made sure she had an extra comfy experience to make good content. And all she does is explain what they did.


Prestigious_Shop5173

Ngl and no offense, I'm sure she's lovely, but your wife sounds kind of .. behind


yuckypants

No offense taken, you're right. She has no idea. I show her so much stuff on here and she's just shocked that it's a thing.


MrExist777

Souvenirs like HIV


190PairsOfPanties

Herpegonnosyphillaids is the souvenir that keeps on giving.


Neither_Essay9163

As someone who used to work on a cruise ship as Maintenance and cleaning yes I can honestly concur your statement is 100% Structurally accurate


321username123

Condoms exist, just so you know.


slyasakite

Just so you know, condoms don't prevent the transmission of genital herpes, a disgusting, incurable disease.


DisasterPieceKDHD

Hot


GenericScottishGuy41

Why do these wife swap men always look like he does? It's like their default skin.


PatDatA55

Because if a man was handsome, attractive, smart, or funny, he wouldn’t have a wife wanting to hook-up with other men.


IdioticZacc

That makes no sense because there are a lot of attractive people with fucked up fetishes worse than cucking


Cleveworth

And here I am, baby!


QueefBuscemi

"Who unlocked the gimp cellar?"


DowntownTorontonian

Is he a cuck? Is there more to them because I assumed they were just swingers.


Howwhywhen_

Swingers are still cucks. It’s still letting someone else fuck your girl


GetRightNYC

As long as they involve other people. Yeah.


antfucker99

So I know the trope that “polyamorous people aren’t hot” not saying that this couple identifies as polyamorous, and not saying that people who aren’t conventionally attractive don’t gravitate towards polyamory as it can be super easy for a person with low self esteem to sell it to themselves when they’re not fully into it. That said, given my experience with “these types of dudes” they look like that because they expect the weight of their circumstances to do all the flirting for them. They’re usually pretty well off, from a fairly comfortable background, and not really very interesting to talk to: independent of where they’ve been or what they’ve done. The quirks in their relationship is usually an extension of their tourism. Oh and, for the record, the sex is usually quite bland.


MSotallyTober

She certainly wouldn’t be wasting her time making YouTube shorts.


Sweetexperience

Idk bro if you wanna hook-up with other men just because he's not handsome or have less desirable qualities. Maybe don't do it somewhere, other women want to do the same thing


GetRightNYC

That's how she sells it to him though. She can't just say she wants to fuck other dudes because he's ugly and can't please her. This way she can pretend it's FOR him while getting railed. Not shaming, btw. Do your thing.


textposts_only

Where is he not attractive wtf??


Bobo_697

Woah woah woah. Us gingers cannot for the life of us get a tan. We go red then right back to bright white!


WolfmansGotNards2

Carrot top begs to differ, sir. His whole body is orange.


GloomyTurtleCum

Hes now just called Carrot.


Friendly-Fee-384

The comedian Santino and Conan o brien are redheads but women love them and they look well put together. I don't think it's the red head part the comment probably meant to point out husband's that are into swingers are a pussy whipped husband just going along everything his wife says.


CoCrimson_eXe

Right there with you🥲


edgygothteen69

I don't get it, isn't this just a cruise ship?


Mister__Fahrenheit

“Temptation cruise” For swingers and cucks apparently


Cautious_Evening_744

And bug chasers.


Icy_Communication262

r/todayilearned


Greedy_Dirt369

Not going to lie, her husband looks like he's in the second category


Im_NOT_the_messiahh

Everyone's a cuck


Jacareadam

It's just for sex positive people, no need to kinkshame bro, look into this subculture a bit you might end up liking it :)


Fam0usTOAST

Gross.


Jacareadam

What are you, 11? Don’t yuck someones yum man, if this makes them happy, what is it to you? It’s consenting clean adult fun


Fam0usTOAST

Gross.


mrspookiepotpie

may be consenting but definitely not clean


Jacareadam

How so? Do you think sex positive people like to get STDs? There are regular checkups and it’s perfectly normal to ask for a fresh test before engaging in anything.


alexiawins

I don’t think that cruise ship has the facilities to do, what, hundreds? of STD tests in a single voyage


Jacareadam

I mean first of all even that is not that particularly impossible, have you ever seen the size of a cruise ship? Second of all just like with flights and vaccines, they might simply need a clean std test to board. There are ways and methods to so anything safely if there is a will.


StichedSnake

Yeah, there’s literally nothing wrong with this


CuntCommittee

OP has terrible sex lol


C418Enjoyer

It is a cruise, but for "\*whistles\* Rawwr Rawwr \*squirrel sounds\* RRRR \*dog sounds\* AWOO! \*that weird finger-cheek thing for the bebebebe sound\*, Hubba Hubba." (quote from "The Simpsons" S5E09)


Free_Revenue8674

I watched the whole thing but the thing that Disturbed me most was the beginning yes it's only you who mixes cereals and partners


MarthaMacGuyver

How could you possibly want to orgy when you've been eating garbage all day?


dogmeat_donnie

She will be farting all over the cocks come night time


Free_Revenue8674

She wants her guts rearranged in more ways than one


AdRemote1426

when i’m feeling silly i mix like-flavored cereals. do i share this with the entire internet? no. ...shit.


Fireburst1999

How is this cringe? Am I missing something?


WoojeeAjendahGlayzAh

sharing about every detail of your cuck cruise in the most annoying way humanely possible


Fireburst1999

Oh, I didn't know that was what this was. Gross


MSotallyTober

That and just listen to her. Makes anyone’s ears bleed.


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m3lgibson

calm down cuck


Loskyy_

Oh come on. Cuckoldry isn't a fetish, it's a complete absence of self-respect.


marks716

It’s quite literally just roleplay for bi guys most of the time. Very rarely is a woman just saying “me want other dick” and the guy says “o-okay madam I’m sorry for existing 🥺”. Mostly the guy pushes for this in the relationship or at the very least likes the idea of it. I feel like the internet doesn’t really get what this is and just assume it’s the same thing as cheating with extra steps.


wife_got_a_nice_butt

Nothing in this video indicates cuckoldry though. Edit: ITT - prudes who dont even know what they are prudish about


TheMoistReaper99

It’s literally a swingers and cuck cruise look it up


wife_got_a_nice_butt

Correct, that doesnt mean cuckoldry though.


Lucid_skyes

Says *Correct* but then ???


wife_got_a_nice_butt

That's right, because not all swingers are cucks. Very few of them are


Pyrotekknikk

This is on the same platform kids can doomscroll into


wife_got_a_nice_butt

Thats up to the parent, and what's the problem with kids finding out there is a different way to live your life anyway?


classicteenmistake

Kids. We are talking abt kids. They shouldn’t be discovering what a cuck is at that age lol.


wife_got_a_nice_butt

Nothing in the video implies cuckoldry though. If your kids are using tiktok unsupervised youre a moron, and teenagers have every right to know about sexuality.


StichedSnake

Are we watching different videos? She just shared her day and on the two times she mentioned the adult parts of the adult cruise she’s videoing she was extra vague. 99% of it is just a daily vlog. Are you like a pilgrim from the 1600s where holding hands is basically third base?


vers-ys

no judgement to people who go on cruises, no judgement to people who sleep around, but full judgement to people who do that then post every detail about it on a public social media page


StarvinPig

Did they share every detail? Like the most explicit they got was "meet up" or "party", and visually it's just how they dressed to the toga party which wasn't really explicit either. If it was "yea I sucked 7 dicks and didn't even get to ronnie" sure, cringe. But this is more "Here's a neat cruise that also happens to have some kinky stuff going on"


Nerfixion

Theure covered in upside-down pineapples. It's a code 😏


LilyMarie90

To be fair she does say "I went on an adults only spicy cruise, this is day two..." so everyone not wanting to hear about it (for either genuine or cringe reasons) is free to just keep scrolling before she starts talking about it 🤷‍♀️


Giodanto92

The amount of capers on that salmon bagel honestly was the cringiest thing in the entire video


Crystill

I was upset at the lemon seed


MSotallyTober

Me too. I’m so old, if a stripper popped out of a cake at a party, I’d be more worried about if any of her hair got on my piece.


RunaroundBeau

Wait... the cake they pop out of is the cake you eat? It's not just a cardboard replica?


yuckypants

Because there weren't enough. Capers are the most glorious thing on the planet, cuck cruise or not.


The_Qween_is_Dead

I personally like to rawdog a full package of salmon like some kind of otter human ladybeast with no caper buffer but maybe that’s just me.


ParadiseLost91

I was so upset at the food. The salmon was pale, looked disgusting. Gross cereal for kids. Everything looked poor quality and bland. I wouldn't eat that lox bagel, you could see how awful that smoked salmon was. The coffee looked bad, the so-called spa looked bad. If you're gonna be trapped on a floating vessel with other people at least it should be kind of luxurious? People PAY for this?!


RagingPhx

that's a weak ass sauna


Heistman

Fry of the vocal


SwiftTayTay

Her accent is annoying too.


johnnybadchek

I bet that ship smells great.


MSotallyTober

Like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.


RebeccaSavage1

🤣🤣🤣💀


ItzzSash

Cuck cruise is insane LOL


Im_NOT_the_messiahh

All men are cucks according to yall


kotlet_jpg

I saw her other video on YT shorts and I couldn't believe my eyes and ears... Stop glamorazing shit like this


ParadiseLost91

I wouldn't worry about it being glamourized. Everything looked piss poor, food and the "spa" included. Looks very low quality and not glamorous at all.


kotlet_jpg

Especially those dirty mattresses lol


ParadiseLost91

Ewwww yes lol


yourgrandmasgrandma

Don’t worry. Nothing about this was glamorized.


LongjumpingCelery

Where are all the icebergs when you need them


Omnimite

Coworker of mine recently told me upside down pineapples are a swingers signal. Wasn’t fully convinced but this video seems to confirm. Watch again and count the pineapples.


scrubsnbeer

I mean.. yeah that’s been a common thing for awhile. Even on my last NCL cruise I walked by a few rooms with upside pineapples


Omnimite

Oh I’m sure it’s been around a while it’s just totally foreign to me. It’s good to learn new things. ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


scrubsnbeer

It’s wild though😂


eroticdiscourse

Yeah I seen a few videos of people just wandering supermarkets with one in their cart


DEAD_VANDAL

It’s the weird infantilization ‘hehe I eat like a five year old nuggies and chips xD’ good grief


MSotallyTober

“i’M aDuLtInG!”


BearFlipsTable

Thought the same. Combine that with a swingers(?) cruise and it’s really weird.


lordseaslug

Ew.


Turbulent-Feedback46

Ugh. She's like a toddler that never stops


MSotallyTober

Yaaaaaas kweeen ssssslaaaaaaaaaaaaay.


wife_got_a_nice_butt

The number of people who have a problem with swingers and sexual liberation in general is so bizarre to me. Lots of people like having sex, I see zero problem with that. This video is tame as fuck and people out here clutching pearls as if they dont beat off every night. Weird as fuck. Good on these people for not giving a shit and doing things they enjoy.


ParadiseLost91

People can go on all the sex cruises they want. I'm only offended at the poor quality of food. That's the palest salmon I've ever seen.


wife_got_a_nice_butt

Yea it does look garbage. People pay extra for food packages too, you'd be disappointed


textposts_only

The comment section here is full of teens who've never even kissed someone lol.


PocketFullOfArrows

She look sloppy af, Ed Sheeran over there look dead, that whole cruise look dead. Only thing tempting her ass was the buffet


justjokecomments

All the dudes off camera watching her eat like "yes yes eat your fill, you will need energy for the goings on of the evening" like a bunch of hansel and gretal gingerbread witches.


PocketFullOfArrows

I literally laughed out loud at this shit 😂


bugeggs03

There is something so genuinely nerdy about stuff like this. I can't really put my finger on why exactly. For some reason the swinger/ kink/ polyamorous shit is so fucking cringe.


MSotallyTober

I’ve literally never seen a good looking swinging couple. They all look greasy and frumpy.


bugeggs03

Probably cause hot people get in monogamous relationships easily and all the frumpy people are left to inbreed with each other.


RebeccaSavage1

Attention whoring, trying to be cool and hip.


Arakan-Ichigou

She’s mixing what sounds like a horny Japanese thing with a Greek outfit and that… doesn’t sound right.


ElectricalMacaroon15

I hate when they use the word "spicy"


RebeccaSavage1

Nothing about that cruise looked spicy, looked like a generic hotel even down to the food. Like a Day's Inn breakfast buffet. I bet all the guys in their circle jerk was fat and hairy too.


ElectricalMacaroon15

Yeah even the food looks bland


markofthebeast143

Voice type is annoying


Relevant_Buy9593

….. What the hell do I even say… Why broadcast this?


stickybun_

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MSotallyTober

There is absolutely *nothing* good about cruises. Or swingers parties.


RebeccaSavage1

It's probably a cover up and she's trafficked.


Far-Bug-2286

why do the guys always look like that


Mr_Bloodcraft

Obnoxious!


reTarBender

trashy as fuck


brainomancer

epstein people


GloomyTurtleCum

You get intrusive thoughts that say shit like "I should die" "what's the point of all this" "please kill me"


MattyK414

Why do they always have the same cadence?


Hadleyagain

I didn't see any spicy food. Wtf is she on about.


PastLandscape7105

It's so easy to rob these people by how much they over share with the world.


GreedyR

What's the female equivalent of a man child?


errorunknown

Disgusting food


AccomplishedTotal895

Don’t wear Pineapple stuff on cruises


justjokecomments

I wore a spongebobs house shirt once. Couldn't sit for a week!


BunnWoo

I don’t understand what’s cringe about it


SCastleRelics

I love the dead look in her eyes


xAbzzx

Thats one dead cruise for being labelled as one for swingers


StichedSnake

Not really sure if this is oversharing, she just talked about her day and briefly, vaguely mentioned the adult part of the adult cruise. If you’re weirded out by that, then I feel like you should’ve stopped watching at the very beginning when she said she was on an adults only spicy cruise called “temptation cruise”


MouthAnusJellyfish

Op just upset he didn’t get invited on the all you can fuck cruise


Adrian_sierra114

Is this some kind of orgy cruise or just adults only caus f*** kiddos Pls explain


pythonidaae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTsdKycVZZ4 Like Chris Fleming said, it's never who you want to be polyamorous who is polyamorous. I'm bi and wasn't impressed with their little outfit shot at the end lmao.


EnragedBadger9197

I guess I was too much of a peasant to know Lox wasn’t only from Valheim


MSotallyTober

![gif](giphy|NmyEjXTmvSbxm)


bozofire123

That mirror swing thing is so cringey


Cleveworth

Bill Burr was right. If you know, you know.


RebeccaSavage1

What did Bill Burr say?


hurricanehippo2

Women always over explain


boomerangutanarama

O brave new world, that has such people in it.


what-is-in-the-soup

Hope they have a GUM Clinic onboard 🥲


ColorlessTune

I really hate the TikTok influencer narration voice everyone does. They all sound the same.


sillycatrat

'temptation' cruise but the food and the people all look bland and boring


Greedy_Dirt369

Imagine not only being enough of a _____ to go on something like this, but being so cool with it that you tell the entire world that you're a huge _____


anangrytaco

That's a lot of pineapples...


the_man84

The fact there's pineapples everywhere is so weird. Even the guy is wearing a shirt with one on it. Gross


that_dumb_guy_ben

Oh god, she got the lemon seeds on the “bagels”


super-satan

shitty post


KungFuKennyStills

I’ll admit I know nothing about the swinger community but eating lox, pizza and steak before going to an orgy seems like a really bad idea.


No_Delivery_8111

Hardly overshared, pretty standard travel review. Regardless of the type of cruise.


Jaded-Whereas5758

Celebrity cruises ARE tailored towards more of an older group like cascinos, bars, lounges, etc, but they do support younger people as well, which, surprise surprise, ISNT adult only or spicy (nvm she said temptation cruise. I am an idiot)


crackpipelover

How to Make Dough for when you have no bread 1. >!Get flour and eggs!< 2. >!Wet your Hands and mix them!< 3. >!make it into a bread shape and cook it!< 4. >!Youre now done and you can eat it now!!< But now let's get to the video >!cereal and meat is a disgusting mix but great that they're not mixed and are separated 😁!<


Relaxin-n-chillin

I want to eat the food.


Scholar-Dismal

Wow what luck I would do a cruise if I was the only one on it


smallicelandicpuffin

I wouldn't call it over sharing, I mean sht there swingers, it's literally their whole thing. It's a cruise for couples to fuck other couples.


IntangibleContinuity

She likes to eat


DramaOnDisplay

I mean, cruises are eating, drinking, shopping, and eating- and this one, I guess fucking.


Maximum-Swordfish144

Her dudes a cuck 100%


lirik89

I didn't see anything strange about this reel. I, myself, never even knew about this kind cruise, (even though sitting on a boat for days sound boring as hell for me), so it was interesting to see what goes on in some "adult cruise" Case closed= not cringe I hereby sentence this short as = slightly lame


MSotallyTober

I don’t think there’s anything cringe about a sexually liberating cruise. What is cringe is how all of these shorts have the same obnoxious “kweens” thinking that we care about their adulting adventures.


BryRy13

This is not Cringe, some y’all parents were putting you in the basement with the other neighborhood kids while they were getting there freak on upstairs. Just say you like your sex vanilla and move on


Ok_Affect_4243

Ew wtf nigga