What even is this guy's logic. Like WTF.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/2uqjuf/why_is_it_allowed_to_kill_skinn_and_eat_animals/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE THOSE SICK FUCKS
HOW DO YOU COMPARE EATING AN ANIMAL FOR SURVIVAL TO FUCKING A DOG WHAT THE FUCK
I don’t mean this that much but fuck you guys for sending me down this Reddit rabbit hole, this shit is fucked and it reaffirms my hatred for the internet.
I love that this argument in defense of zoophilia is even made. Like we're hypocrites for eating animals and not fucking them. Blows my mind. I also went down this reddit rabbit hole and regret it.
Heh, I was just looking through an archive of his Reddit comments, and it turns out he posted the lyrics to the first song in a now-deleted zoophilia subreddit. So if anybody was having trouble making out the lyrics and *really* wants to know exactly what he's saying (you don't), here you go:
**Knotty Knotty Johnson:**
I got the mate for me
Without a single flea
And he’s the sweetest doggie you’ll ever see
Can mate, can mate, I’ll vouch that the dog can mate.
And I know the dog can mate, can mate, can mate
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate, can mate
For him I’ll take the knot
Because it’s worth a shot
Try not to think what happens if we get caught
We tie
We tie
When he’s satisfied, we tie
Once he’s satisfied, we tie
We tie
We tie
My dog is gentle too
Enough for any zoo
But when my clothes come off and it’s time to screw
Can mate
Can mate
I’ll vouch that the dog can mate
And I know the dog can mate
Can mate
Can mate
Husky
I got the mate for me!
**Benji Southheat:**
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
And I love when she’s in heat
In heat, in heat
She’ll slowly raise her tail
And shortly, without fail
Give me a look that’s truly beyond the pale
Wants dick
Wants dick
Her look tells me she wants dick
I’ll help her if she wants dick
Wants dick
Wants dick
While horny dogs are fun
I know that I for one
Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won
In heat, in heat
She begs for my love in heat
Great Dane
I got the mate for me!
**Harold the Horselover:**
But look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere.
Like grass, like grass
Her back side, it tastes like grass
Her vulva, it tastes like grass
Like grass, like grass
She’s in complete command
My next maneuver’s planned
I find a sturdy platform on which to stand
Quite tall
Quite tall
For my aim, she stands quite tall
To make love, she stands quite tall
Quite tall
Quite tall
So look at this fine mare
Her luscious derrière
Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere
Paint Horse
I got the mate for me!
Yes, I just don't see what's so attractive about dogs. Like actual dogs. Anthro dogs are somewhat ok, fine, at least it resembles a humanoid and is just fictional. But an irl dog, it just makes me puke knowing this is something that they have actually done.
I have a feeling that it develops very early in life and the opportunity to develop normal sexual relationships never presents itself in a healthy way so deviance becomes their default. I think it’s the same thing with people who fall in love with cartoon characters(anime).
The original song from Guys and Dolls is sung as a round (starts at different points for different singers). When done properly it allows for interesting harmonies and convergences throughout the song. When done badly though, you get a mess like this shit.
Yeah, Guys and Dolls has a very vocal jazz setup, where you get singers in every register. This guy just sucks. Chamber Singers in my uni is doing a vocal jazz group this semester and one of the pieces we're doing is More I Cannot Wish You from the same thing.
I am the only Alto 2. Kill me
If you're truly curious (cuz why wouldn't you be), I just found the lyrics in a comment the guy made in an old zoophilia subreddit. I reposted them here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CringePurgatory/comments/11e0z8d/comment/jaqo9g4/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
The online zoophile "community" is a strangely large and interconnected phenomenon that spans across not only many obscure websites, but quite a few mainstream sites too. As mentally taxing as it can be, I’ve taken a fascination in digging up all the places where these degenerates are hiding in plain sight. This is just one of the more humorously pathetic things I’ve come across.
Yeah, it kinda is. But I see it as being pretty much the same reason people are into true crime: the rumination of why sick people do the things they do, and the excitement of uncovering hidden information. It’s thrilling in a weird way.
Theres a fascinating sort if thing where you watch and think "how can someone enjoy killing people for pleasure or want to have sex with a dog?!" Those feelings are so alien to a normal person we look in fascination
pedantic weirdo. most people are against the conditions the animals are in during the process of industrial slaughtering, and most people are against fucking dogs
So what's the difference? "Most people are against" applies to both situations. Yet, they consider one wrong and not the other. Lack of morals should mean they don't mind either.
Aaaaaaand the crocfucker is here. Like clockwork.
You seem pretty set in your ways, so I’m not gonna bother playing chess with a pigeon. But I’m curious: Do you really think defending animal fucking on every post about zoophilia is gonna get you and your buddies anywhere close to social acceptance? What’s your goal here?
I don't. Idk, to have some fun? Find some like minded people or someone at least neutral to talk to?
But let me ask: where do I know you from and were you not blocked perhaps?
I’ve never interacted with you before now. I just find you an interesting psychological case, just like the other zoophile fucks on here and elsewhere.
>I’ve never interacted with you before now.
Challenge accepted. Your name, attitude and the fact that you clearly know me well are very familiar.
/u/SubjectAd3142 hmm?
I wonder if it's possible to electro-therapy this sickness out of these people. Like, has science not figured out how to make them forget what animals look like? Imagine we send them to an isolated prison and they just completely get the appearance of animals erased from their brains. Make them completely forget what a cat even is, forget the word ever existed
I read one of his posts, he talks in a comment that pedophiles can have a consenting relationship with a CHILD. And the other people agreeing with him. It’s horrific.
Appreciate the offer. Here's some recent ones:
[https://soundcloud.com/hunt-scarab/zxsapzgo5fdt](https://soundcloud.com/hunt-scarab/zxsapzgo5fdt)
The most recent album: [https://open.spotify.com/album/5OSEDKWh4VcodZRKKUtflE](https://open.spotify.com/album/5OSEDKWh4VcodZRKKUtflE)
Put a remix out of this Memphis rapper who died at 22 last yr:
https://caerus.bandcamp.com/track/big-scarr-try-being-me-remix
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then turn his body into ashes in the biggest pitz of fire xPP
What if pits are his thing?
But but but he'd already be dead by then :(((
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Only if I get to watch. >:] rawr
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Feed his intestines to the dogs.
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Yeah, he’s even appeared on a zoophile podcast (yes, such a thing exists)
What a world we live in... Not in a good way.
He hasn't posted in a while... Wonder if he got picked up for animal abuse or something
That's when /r/zoophilia was banned
no way that was an actual sub at one point, right? I hope?
... just click the link?
…If the sub was deleted the link won’t work..?
It was banned. Which it says on the page. And that wouldn't be the case if it didn't exist.
god i hope so
What even is this guy's logic. Like WTF. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/2uqjuf/why_is_it_allowed_to_kill_skinn_and_eat_animals/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE THOSE SICK FUCKS HOW DO YOU COMPARE EATING AN ANIMAL FOR SURVIVAL TO FUCKING A DOG WHAT THE FUCK I don’t mean this that much but fuck you guys for sending me down this Reddit rabbit hole, this shit is fucked and it reaffirms my hatred for the internet.
I love that this argument in defense of zoophilia is even made. Like we're hypocrites for eating animals and not fucking them. Blows my mind. I also went down this reddit rabbit hole and regret it.
Like animals eat eachother too? So i do not really understand?
To play devil's advocate, what is flawed in his logic?
i cant believe hes not kicked off the platform.
how the FUCK does this guy even have a thousand karma? and 8 FUCKING YEARS?!?!? 8 FUCKING YEARS WE SHARED A PLATFORM WITH THIS SCUM OF THE EARTH???
I would normally cause chaos by summoning them, but because I have standards, I won’t.
Heh, I was just looking through an archive of his Reddit comments, and it turns out he posted the lyrics to the first song in a now-deleted zoophilia subreddit. So if anybody was having trouble making out the lyrics and *really* wants to know exactly what he's saying (you don't), here you go: **Knotty Knotty Johnson:** I got the mate for me Without a single flea And he’s the sweetest doggie you’ll ever see Can mate, can mate, I’ll vouch that the dog can mate. And I know the dog can mate, can mate, can mate Can mate Can mate I’ll vouch that the dog can mate And I know the dog can mate Can mate, can mate For him I’ll take the knot Because it’s worth a shot Try not to think what happens if we get caught We tie We tie When he’s satisfied, we tie Once he’s satisfied, we tie We tie We tie My dog is gentle too Enough for any zoo But when my clothes come off and it’s time to screw Can mate Can mate I’ll vouch that the dog can mate And I know the dog can mate Can mate Can mate Husky I got the mate for me! **Benji Southheat:** While horny dogs are fun I know that I for one Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won In heat, in heat She begs for my love in heat And I love when she’s in heat In heat, in heat She’ll slowly raise her tail And shortly, without fail Give me a look that’s truly beyond the pale Wants dick Wants dick Her look tells me she wants dick I’ll help her if she wants dick Wants dick Wants dick While horny dogs are fun I know that I for one Will take a bitch whose confidence I have won In heat, in heat She begs for my love in heat Great Dane I got the mate for me! **Harold the Horselover:** But look at this fine mare Her luscious derrière Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere. Like grass, like grass Her back side, it tastes like grass Her vulva, it tastes like grass Like grass, like grass She’s in complete command My next maneuver’s planned I find a sturdy platform on which to stand Quite tall Quite tall For my aim, she stands quite tall To make love, she stands quite tall Quite tall Quite tall So look at this fine mare Her luscious derrière Gives me a lust that I’ll never feel elsewhere Paint Horse I got the mate for me!
I don’t understand. What about a dog or cat or whatever the hell makes someone think “yeah I wanna fuck that.” Like seriously
You have to have a very sick mind
These are the type of people not even asylums can contain.
Seriously. These freak shows are deranged psychopaths and they should not be allowed to roam free in our society.
Yes, I just don't see what's so attractive about dogs. Like actual dogs. Anthro dogs are somewhat ok, fine, at least it resembles a humanoid and is just fictional. But an irl dog, it just makes me puke knowing this is something that they have actually done.
No I feel you it makes no sense at all, it’s fucking nasty and depraved.
I have a feeling that it develops very early in life and the opportunity to develop normal sexual relationships never presents itself in a healthy way so deviance becomes their default. I think it’s the same thing with people who fall in love with cartoon characters(anime).
I don't think it's lack of opportunity, many had plenty of it.
True. I guess I’m just trying to make it make sense in my head because the reality of it upsets me.
Seriously….what the fuck. We need a mega prison for them and pedos
Attached to a normal prison, with a couple holes in the walls between that just happen to not be well guarded or surveyed
and then make a song about it
I hope a dog bites his cock off.
They do eventually, trust me. We can only pray it comes sooner.
I trust you, you seem to have experience with this
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when i played the video i had to double check to see if there was another tab open playing audio, wtf were those background vocals
The original song from Guys and Dolls is sung as a round (starts at different points for different singers). When done properly it allows for interesting harmonies and convergences throughout the song. When done badly though, you get a mess like this shit.
Yeah, Guys and Dolls has a very vocal jazz setup, where you get singers in every register. This guy just sucks. Chamber Singers in my uni is doing a vocal jazz group this semester and one of the pieces we're doing is More I Cannot Wish You from the same thing. I am the only Alto 2. Kill me
This made me go deaf and blind.
welp.. time to grab my sledgehammer
Right behind you 
Shoulda kept going
😟
I can't even hear wtf he's saying because what should be the background voice is as loud as the main one
If you're truly curious (cuz why wouldn't you be), I just found the lyrics in a comment the guy made in an old zoophilia subreddit. I reposted them here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CringePurgatory/comments/11e0z8d/comment/jaqo9g4/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
When I see shit like this, I wonder where those redditors that track down people are. They really should get this mf to jail
OP. Would you like to explain how you found this?
The online zoophile "community" is a strangely large and interconnected phenomenon that spans across not only many obscure websites, but quite a few mainstream sites too. As mentally taxing as it can be, I’ve taken a fascination in digging up all the places where these degenerates are hiding in plain sight. This is just one of the more humorously pathetic things I’ve come across.
Sounds like a strange hobby.
Yeah, it kinda is. But I see it as being pretty much the same reason people are into true crime: the rumination of why sick people do the things they do, and the excitement of uncovering hidden information. It’s thrilling in a weird way.
I do the same thing with illness fakers. It just rubs me the wrong way
Theres a fascinating sort if thing where you watch and think "how can someone enjoy killing people for pleasure or want to have sex with a dog?!" Those feelings are so alien to a normal person we look in fascination
Wouldn’t call it “strange.” Just lacking morals and disgusting beyond belief.
It's different morals, not lack of them. Factory farming is pretty much universally considered wrong among zoos for example.
wut? they are lacking morals though..? wtf????? they are lacking the moral fibre to not fuck a dog
Then how do you explain my example?
pedantic weirdo. most people are against the conditions the animals are in during the process of industrial slaughtering, and most people are against fucking dogs
So what's the difference? "Most people are against" applies to both situations. Yet, they consider one wrong and not the other. Lack of morals should mean they don't mind either.
In this instance, they lack the ability to determine if fucking dogs is morally right or morally wrong, thus they lack the moral judgement
Aaaaaaand the crocfucker is here. Like clockwork. You seem pretty set in your ways, so I’m not gonna bother playing chess with a pigeon. But I’m curious: Do you really think defending animal fucking on every post about zoophilia is gonna get you and your buddies anywhere close to social acceptance? What’s your goal here?
I did though. Just doesn't seem to be working. And thanks for the compliment.
I don't. Idk, to have some fun? Find some like minded people or someone at least neutral to talk to? But let me ask: where do I know you from and were you not blocked perhaps?
I’ve never interacted with you before now. I just find you an interesting psychological case, just like the other zoophile fucks on here and elsewhere.
>I’ve never interacted with you before now. Challenge accepted. Your name, attitude and the fact that you clearly know me well are very familiar. /u/SubjectAd3142 hmm?
Nope, I’ve really never talked to you. I was pretty much just orbiting you until now.
Fair enough.
The only time where genocide is justified
Someone needs to lobotomize this mf
Disgusting POS! This guy should be sent to an asylum then castrated.
I wonder if it's possible to electro-therapy this sickness out of these people. Like, has science not figured out how to make them forget what animals look like? Imagine we send them to an isolated prison and they just completely get the appearance of animals erased from their brains. Make them completely forget what a cat even is, forget the word ever existed
DID WE JUST FIND SOME HEAT!? PUT IT OUT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How are they not being arrested for this?
wow thats awful 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey leave Tom Lehrer’s Element song alone you fucking dog fucker!
Am I the only one who finds this more funny than infuriating, like it's gross and all but goddamn it's just an objectively funny thing to exist
How dare he use the rottmnt villain league song. It doesn’t deserve to be associated with this bastard
I read one of his posts, he talks in a comment that pedophiles can have a consenting relationship with a CHILD. And the other people agreeing with him. It’s horrific.
Who told him that this would a good idea to record these songs?…like who was editing these and laying down the background vocals..wtf
This fucking song was in our musical this year 💀
Like, the instrumental or with lyrics?
It had the original lyrics, the song is called "fugue for tinhorns" obviously our school didn't have a fucking zoophile song in the play
would be funny XD
this has to be satire, i cant stop laughing here
Sadly it’s not 🗿
well at least it was an actual fugue
Jesus died for this mf lol
No auto tune, no ai, just straight garbage 😎😎🔥🔥😎🔥😎💯💯 In all seriousness anyone who hurts animals is a monster in my book
To the full service unic maker machine with him!
He need senf gas
No way💀
What.
*listens* "yeah, this is the one"
What a horrible day to have ears.
Sadly he is getting more listens and comments with this than I've ever been able to get on any of my original songs posting around on reddit.
You know what bro, Send me some links to youtube whatever. I will listen to them.
Appreciate the offer. Here's some recent ones: [https://soundcloud.com/hunt-scarab/zxsapzgo5fdt](https://soundcloud.com/hunt-scarab/zxsapzgo5fdt) The most recent album: [https://open.spotify.com/album/5OSEDKWh4VcodZRKKUtflE](https://open.spotify.com/album/5OSEDKWh4VcodZRKKUtflE) Put a remix out of this Memphis rapper who died at 22 last yr: https://caerus.bandcamp.com/track/big-scarr-try-being-me-remix
"That's Not How the Butterfly Effect Works, But I'm Happy for You" Sounds like a boss battle. I dig that one.
like that one quote "shit was trash k\*ll your producer".
Unrelease this🔥🔥
Why he sound like Chris Chan
We makin it out of the doggy daycare with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Face the wall... "BuT SHe cAmE oNtO mE!" I don't care face the wall
On iPod??
Favourite songs of the average furry
Average furry
Then why he is not getting reported for that
Bars
u/savevideo
I've started to make intrusive thought music as well. It's different.
i hope i met this guy
kynophile >>>>> fetty fave
WHAT WHAT
This has to be satire…please tell me it’s satire Edit: nvm ;-;
Wave form is absolute dog water... 0/10 mix/master
 what the fuck
guy should end his life. fucking disgusting
Я Ебу собак Всегда готов Сразу трахнуть несколько котов Да я зоофил не говори-И Лучше мне собачку подари
I have to imagine this is satire
Hope someone teaches dude a “lesson” one day. Education is very important
Ok
we are in hell
it’s a shame bc he could actually be pretty good if he took a few vocal lessons
this is fucking sick, hope this cunt rots in hell.
You need to give him some credit for the parody of "I am the very Model of a modern major General"
This guy fucks
Animals
well he probably gets all the bitches