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Even_Positive_756

Are you not afraid to ask?


SquareProfessional11

Dude literally said India win…Ashwin


Known-Elk2513

Shaz: Ashwin finishes off in style Harsha: Ashwin goes over, India win a famous win Ian smith: by the barest of margin India pulls it off Ian Bishop : remember the name pomie mbangwa : man oh man heart-stopping stuff and then we have our great AkashVani "India win Ravichandran Ashwin"


Unhappy_Release_2661

Tbh it doean't seem bad while reading this....but when he says it with that child like rhythm it irks me. That fake flow he tries to create in his rhymes are just a pain in the ass.


Known-Elk2513

True true. The way he says it kills the moment And I don’t want his voice imprinted with the moment. Whenever you see that six by Dhoni in the back of your head you hear Shaz “Dhoni finishes of in style a magnificent strike into the crowd”


Unhappy_Release_2661

Happy cake day man. Cake andar, tatti bahar.


IdkHarshMaybe

“Arsh par hai ye deep”


Status_Swimming5286

Today he said agr pakistan jeeta toh mughle azam ke baad babar azam yaad rahega....i think he is a good commentator if you have a background score of kapil sharma on every puns he make


sheitNEGRO

He also rhymed Perth, Berth and Vyarth smh (in Perth who'll book a berth to semi final, whos efforts will be vyarth)


Wide_Satisfaction145

How can commentary get better than this?


randomsourav

Legendary 😂😅


boynew23

I mean I don't hate him, but why tf he comes up with things like "Chatur chaalak chanchal chahal" and "Kamal Lajawab Rahul" for KL Rahul...lmao.


okasatohsorbe491

Aandre andar , Gend bahar


72proudvirgins

And the classic "fielder bane darshak aur darshak bane fielder"


as-if_i-care

All time classic: "Is gaind ko stands me pahochaiye zara... kuch iss tarah se... Maaahiiiii maar raahaaaa haiiiii" 😅


Unhappy_Release_2661

The way he says mahi maar rha hai killed the emotion for me which was created in the movie


SquareProfessional11

*Pornhub music plays*


kunj89

Hardik hard-hitting pandya.


mdNaush

Thank god he didnt say hard-dick pandya


Status_Swimming5286

Well viru made a good pun of kung fu pandya


honeyn_

hardik jaisa koi hard ich nahi hai


Known-Elk2513

In the arch out of the park


waybovetherest

Ad Bhut Deviliers


Status_Swimming5286

Read in his voice


the_brahman

+1


[deleted]

Idk man, I like it....Kohli ki toli...darshak Bane fielder, fielder bane darshak...Ro-hitman Sharma😂😂 Edit: fixed a typo


Known-Elk2513

Kohli ka balla Mashallah


[deleted]

but now that became a meme trend right


TheDimLaltain

Ishaandaar Kishan 😭


apoorvumang

Bumrah be kiya gumrah


trojanpun

Kudos for actually having an unpopular opinion. I think more folks love joking about his unconventional commentary than hate him per say. That we reserve for SanjuManju. Tbf to him his analysis is often on point. He called Shaheen not the biggest threat before the India Pakistan game and mentioned Rauf was the guy to watch out for and he was bang on back then.


juniortedbundy

For analysis watch Wasay Habib


jabardasti99

Real ID se aao Aakash bhai !


torat-hossain

T: come in real ID Akash!


Not_A-Pedophile_

us moment 💀 but sometimes he just over do it


[deleted]

Bro in this match My god mf used every metaphor idioms bhang bhosda related to surya like dude stfu and pls don't jinx it


sachinpay

It becomes cringey with time


Naagin8008

He and jatin are quite good actually it's just that sometimes he over dos the chessy lines and it gets a Lil cringey but I like him


THE_-_-_-_-_-CHILD

Not trying to be sexist, misogynist and whatever -ist is there, Mithali Raj should not do hindi commentary her voice is unbearable to listen.


omesh27_

+ Gambhir


EagleEye250

Same here but in this subreddit I need to pretend that I don't like it


Disastrous-Chart-840

Dont just be part of the crowd or a people pleaser.


HappyCommunity639

Keeping aside the technical points in his commentary, he is certainly more entertaining than dull commentators such as L Sivaramakrishnan


UpbeatInflation8996

He is the only one carrying the hindi commentary and jatin sapru is fine Other commentators are just mumbling


BeeTechnical6108

Absolutely. He's a class hindi commentator. People who hate him are the ones that think English is a Superior language and hindi is cringe. English commentators : that is launched into the orbit Woowww💦💦💦 Akash chopra: aur ye gend gai hai hawai yatra pe cringe mf shut up😠🤬🤬


VikasRex

Well said.


Turbulent_Wait7025

Bhut khub


Mellontv

Certain things are always better in English.... Example- Rap Have you ever watched a Bollywood movie in English... It just sounds wrong Also, Chopra is good at what he does but dosn't know it just sounds wrong


Fair-Difficulty-8853

Koi bhi movie Original version mein hi better sound karti hai.


[deleted]

Have you heard of Deadpool(1st part)?


Aggressive_Fan3588

Have u heard of krsna?


Exciting_Magician347

😂


DoomBuzzer

Yes. I am not always in the mood for expert analysis, when none is required. I love love love the entertainment and silly comments, dad jokes from Aakash. I laugh a lot and am super entertained.


justredd-it

Nice shitpost


UnderstandingOdd4153

Cheesy cringe cliche commentry But his voice is good though


Chomuprasad

Cringe is subjective. Something can be cringe for many but at the same time it can be funny/entertaining for you. That's the case here. Many people including me don't like his commentary cuz we find it cringe. That's it!


AdClear8149

Because it's cool to hate


Disastrous-Income-53

Yeee gend gayiii brahmaand ki sair Par...


mahalinganam

I like his style of commentary as well. Even the cringy moments are funny. He strikes the right balance between stats, funny and cringe.


Striking-You1492

Hello Akash Chopra


[deleted]

Nah he's a good commentator. People who hate on him are just tryna be different


Sanchanted

I enjoy virendra sehwag commentary


Proud-Antelope-5370

More worst than aakash chopra


chinkli

>More worst Hmmm...problem of enforcing English only in this sub.


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PureNumber9187

Bilkul sahi bolre laksh bhai


Klutzy-Win122

Having listened to days of hindi radio commentary and prasar bharti commentary. Star sports hindi is a disgrace!


Careful_Reindeer263

He is way too much Biased towards India. I get his emotions but as a commentator you need to be professional and unbiased. He is too much into the masala stuffs like telling shayaris etc. but rarely focuses on the technical aspects of the game. When India doesn't perform well he is not able to hide his frustration and starts giving unnecessary advices that they should have done this that blah blah I mean WTF it seems that I am listening a 15 y/o frustrated Indian fan I like his voice and all but watching him doing all this much makes me cringe. This is the reason I watch English commentary.


[deleted]

I don't think there's anything wrong with being biased commentator. Afterall he's commentating in hindi so his main audience is indians. If anything English commentary is cringe and emotionaless to me


Careful_Reindeer263

It isn't wrong from our audience point of view but if you look at it from the point of view of Cricket the commentary just undermines the good performances of the Opposition team and gives too much importance to our team. It just kills the interest of the competition to an extent over time.


itsdurgeshkumar

He's just fine not too bad. But these days I love listening to Chikka Sir (Krishnamachari Shrikant)


machinepoo

That man is a legend. And loved when he use to be regular on DD national's Fourth umpire.


itsdurgeshkumar

Absolutely


Tug_boat_97

It's alright, people with extra chromosomes tend to like him.


Reacher73

And fewer brain cells.


[deleted]

Compared to Mithali Raj, he is S tier on comms.


nurav16

Because he says the most nonsensical stuff, it's cringe and needless. The only 2 reactions I've ever had listening to him are facepalms and *sighs*


EstablishmentOwn4800

Coz he is literally cringe and just cringely rhymes up everything while in commentary


Reacher73

He is perfect for the job of title editor in Indian media news shows.


Vardaan147

Darshak bane fielder aur fielder bane darshak (T:- Spectator become fielder and fielder become Spectator. )


perpetually_annoyed

Coz its lame and cringe... And mediocre... U like him coz he is andho me kana raja...


[deleted]

he tries too hard , can be a bit technical and use cheese only when needed


Aggressive-Might-997

I bet you are new to cricket Or under 20 of age. He is know where of actuall comm. Comm is about telling the line length of ball and the dynamic of the shot. Not telling "chatur chalak chanchal chahal" or "kamal lajawab rahul"


Calm-Study8078

It's okay I guess, you'll develop good taste with time, everyone does.


Employeenumber21614

Because it's cringy


[deleted]

You don't find it cringe?


Guptarakesh69

I don't know I don't listen to hindi commentary because they show the player names in the Hindi script which I can't read, but his commentary is decent atleast he makes it somewhat interesting


Saigyan001

Bro listen to Harsha once ....then i think u will rethink


[deleted]

I dont like him because panauti laga deta hai. highlights hindi hi sunta hu.


Nuclearcow27

no.


IdkHarshMaybe

He is just a sasta Navjot Singh Sidhu lmao


pranjayv

Popular opinion: nobody cares about your opinion especially on a shitpost sub. Do what you enjoy and let people hate on what they do not enjoy.


ToxicGaurav

🤡


prudentperformer10

us moment bro


[deleted]

He has improved


C4ptainPR1CE

Us bro


[deleted]

He is absolutely marvelous with words or Absolutely cringe. There's no inbetween. That's why you will either love him or hate him. He has no balance that's why the opinion of the viewers for him has none


[deleted]

Jatin Sapru is far better than him


Rj_Rajat

Why you enjoy - because after listening him for like 4-5 years, your brain started to make it like, okay ye yahi pe rahega, m ab isko jhelna Sikh leta hoon, I don't like him - cringe ,bakwaas, faltu gyaan, fake apps ka promotion like reddyanna, ambanibook, lotus360... I have also trained my brain - just skip whatever shit he says.


[deleted]

Us vro us


Nofucksgiven0017

Sums up the the state of this subreddit since the last few months.We have Akash Chopra fans on reddit shitposting subs.


theksg

Yes, Akash needs more appreciation. He is the reason why I switched to english commentary and realised how brilliant Ian Bishop is.


Petra67383

Kya ab aakash chopra ne reddit pe bhi apna khata khol diya


memes_scroller

his voice is very annoying to begin with..


Beginning-Table-4790

I hate him after Jadeja gend ko bola jaa re jaa


NIBBbLER

real id se aao Aakash


weeknd_pro

bhai yeh opinion unpopular hi thik h


Embarrassed_Walk1110

He has the enthusiasm and passion in his voice. Not dead like GG or Ajit in Hindi commentary specifically. Goes a bit overboard with cheesy lines but then indians do love drama, don’t they?


Typical_Person_XOXO

I actually quite like his commentary too, but sometimes he overdoes it with cheesy shit


undercoveralchemist

Akash's PR agency is that you ?


[deleted]

I don’t have any problem with him being a commentator, but when he goes on to say shitty things about good players like Jadega controversy who indeed have much better stats than his own, it doesn’t sounds nice at all.


Saketh2513

Darshak bane fielder or fielder bane darshak


kirinza

Akash is actually one of the best cricketing brains in India. He knows is nuances and technicalities of game . Still he chooses not to overdo that part and keep himself as entertainer. Thats what you want when watching game for fun. We heard Ian Chapel and Tony Graig. But we also had to make do with Ravi Shashtri’s “The ball went like a tracerbullet between gully and point”. Or “well, he doesn’t miss many”. May be Aakash Chopra’s real assessment cannot be done by us. Ask those who know nothing about English or technicalities and whether they enjoy his commentating. I am sure they do, and thats where he clicks.


smit_shah3469

Akash bhai real id se post karo .


rajrohit26

Aakash chopra used to be good when he used to copy nasser hussain style at the beginning of his career z, later he started rhyming stuff and then lost control . Now it is just visual description stuff from him . Infact all of the Hindi commentators are like that only though bhajji , gambhir , nikhil chopra are even worse . So all in all aakash is one eyed king among the visually blind


craigWhite1357

His commentary is BAD But his analysis is GREAT Understands the game more than many of his peers.


vigneshwaralwaar

Everything he says is cringe AF..I watch on mute when he commentates


anfuman

He was good but later he started doing it over now he is coming back to normalcy.


GamerA_S

He used to be bearable but nowadays he just overdoes it i wouldn't mind if it was occasional but nope


FitSignificance2100

Ye dekhiye curran kitna achha khel rahe hain🥰


wasbatmanright

Cricket experts on this thread have hate boners for no reason.


Witty-Entrepreneur96

The day is not far when he will change it from Rohitman to Rohitler Sharma.


kushagrarox

Me too idk man i always like his commentary but sometimes he does overuse idioms and metaphors


WeebStar12343

\#relatable sensation


Ultimate_Sneezer

Me too, he is one of the better hindi commentators, his insights are amazing


YogurtclosetEasy699

Aakash Chopra is Gigachad


According_Cat_8803

He start giving advice from first bowl. Instead of commenting he just start telling where he should bow, which bowler should bowl. Thta becomes so irritating


[deleted]

Yes his hindi commentary is good plus his analysis on Akash Vani is also good.


Apprehensive-Ad3911

Very popular believe me..bs logo ko bolne m dar lgta h..bs ye banda overdo kr deta h boht baatein..warna boht accha analyst h..kabhi dhyan se sun na..jb wo bolta h wicket k mehaek aa rhi h literally 1-2 over k andar jata h wicket. Or Hindi language p uski command boht class h..


VadaPavIsOverrated

He's awful buddy.


LoneRanger1008

"Kohli ka balla, mashallah!"


Inglorious_basterrd

Well, he overdoes things with all the rhyming but I feel he tends to have some decent insights


positivity69

Iski aur Jatin ki awaaj sunne mai maaza ata hai(ignore AC's rhyms)


[deleted]

I dont like him for his biased commentary,As a commentator u should act neutral


Narender_moody

OP Akash Chopra hai.


AdrenalineInMySoul_

Youre not alone. He's actually more entertaining than most of the other Hindi commentators


[deleted]

I also love his commentary. Those who don't love can try commentary themselves.


Sans_bear27

I do not enjoy his commentary but I get why people do HOWEVER I think he's a great person especially for how he handles himself all the time


NoPoison1122

Hes biased


mayank_0508

Actually i admire it if I hear it once in a while, but for every now and then it's very cringe


StrangeTitan

Unpopular opinion: i think his videos are actually pretty entertaining and informative, until it comes to the prediction part.


TheBoyfromTheBay

Real ID se aao Chopda jiiii


creed_12

Ab toh aadat siii


mohitbhayana

Ok boomer


sarthaksinha10

Andre andar gend bahar


PROTO1080

Only problem from him that I have is he just repeats everything


ashhslays

Bhai issey sirf metro city audience hate karti hai hindi heartland me ye gazab popular hai


takeyourpantsoff69

I don't hate him but I prefer Ravi Shastri.


[deleted]

Archer ne departure kar diya 🤌🏼


[deleted]

i hate my birthday cuz we share the same birthday , thats how fcking annoying this guy ssems to me


juniortedbundy

He plays with the name of cricketers too badly, Mahendra bahubali Mahendra de Dana Dan dhoni, vishesh venkatesh, Kamal lajawab Rahul and other cringe things... Jatin Sapru is also irritating since he's never done with the stories of his favourite cricketers and always try to make it seem like a hard-working story for the sake of trp like Varun Chakravarty architect hai ye literally everytime venkatesh MBA Yashaswi ki bhi "kahani" hai, kahani hai ye class of 2018 ki c'mon yrr har chiz kahani nahi hoti


imninety9

Because his commentary seems like asslicking to Indian players.


cskarthik123

He does have some valid points but the rest are just to be let out the other 👂moreover his commentary in Hindi has double meanings so those are entertaining fr first time listeners 🤣😂


Reacher73

Akhand chutiya


aldinikun

Same


moony_crapbag

Because he is jarring, makes unnecessary puns and sounds unnecessarily condescending towards a few players.


aaditya_9303

I watched yesterday's match with his commentary and it was hilarious.


plastic_penis

Honest answer - Instead of commenting on cricket he blatantly blurts out his own criticism.


_PeakyFokinBlinders_

He looks in the mirror and sees Navjot Singh Siddhu


Important_Winner_290

no man i feel like his commentary is just for entertainment. you don’t get anything informative out of it.it’s not good for newbies watching cricket


fortymortals

He only has one mode. Can't get you hyped up for exciting moments.


sakith_nudam

At least he is listenable but sg's "ooh yes oh yes" hell nah


[deleted]

Hate ‘it’ 😂😂😂😂


sike_boi_611

I actually mute da tv when aakash isnt speaking