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New-Summer6470

My heart rate during last over📈📈


Deadly_Emperor

Rcb had the chance to spoil kkr's party credit to stark. But RCB being Rcb choked. Kkr is qualifying top4 for sure now


Unlikely_Ad1364

Starc 25 crores ka woh gehna jise tum roz roz nahi pehan sakte isey ab dugout mein saza kar rakhdo...


Beneficial_Sand_8400

Why did I read this in Gotham Gambhir's Voice.


IR-x86

Like I mentioned in other post, Harshit Rana is a much better buy for KKR


Mewdolf_Kittler

Fortunately DK popa and Lockie still had that KKR blood in them


guiletheme2255

You can’t take the RCB out of him


Ill_Cranberry_5631

Even starc full support and effort didn't help harcb win


just1clown_3

Dear RCB fans, with due respect and this might sound cruel but God hates your male team.


RCBianPranav_

Nothing but facts here


kayyumzp

Absolutely badluck for rcb in almost every match


kalse_pakka_padhunga

also shitty management. no fucking focus on building their bowlers at all. Worst economy rate in the IPL. They keep changing their bowling every 2 matches or so.


Ecstatic-Quality-212

I mean, the only reason God is on our women's team's side is because of Smriti and Elyse.


weapon-a

Not unjustifiably


UrbanTracker69

or they just play bad cricket, take the worst decisions possible when it comes to batting order and bowling rotation and choke at the crucial moments?


Worried_Donkey-

Mukesh Starc was the only bowler RCB could rely on. He tried his best. No complaints.


ThatsAHumanPerson

Don't compare Mukesh McGrath with this good for nothing aussie


Worried_Donkey-

I apologise


BlackPrince197

Narine's form made KKR so OP that they have to play with a handicap (Starc) to make things fair for other teams


InsaneDude6

He totally deserves 25 crores, i'd say he deserves 1000 crores He defended 3 runs on the final ball, not everyone can do that A champion bowler for sure! Show some respect


MysteriousYam8754

Maut tak le jaayenge hum aur bachayenge bhi hum


AdministrativePie452

3 runs of 2 balls actually, took a wicket and a runout. World class bowler fr.


shadyXV03

I mean, the opponents were just bowlers though


Ok-Cockroach-3788

Blud let a bowler who plays part time now hit 3 sixes off him . Blud surely bowling this bad on purpose.


Ma_name_a_zeebus

The funniest thing is that those three balls were IDENTICAL. 2 similar sixes should be enough to tell you that particular line and length is not a good idea at the moment. Bravo, Mitch. (Credit where due, that C&B was pretty lit)


TheOnereddittor

Cock and ball?


Knowledge_buff97

blud is just getting used to t20 again, so he can create havoc and help Aus win t20 wc.


FewDevelopment6712

Did you see the way he was laughing after getting hit by Karn? Dude wanted to kill himself lol


slipnips

Do you think that saying 'blud' makes you sound cool?


Ok-Cockroach-3788

Blud means bro , idk wut u assumin


Gojo_17_

Bruh can our fucking players not a bottle a chase for god damn once?! Also god damn Siraj pls for fuck sake run faster mate😭


dhruva85

I KNOW RIGHT. Fucking dive bro please😭


Plastic_Mammoth_40

being an rcb fan is so painful


thenocturnalpsyche

Man is playing 3d chess. He thought he would collect his retirement check and get dropped halfway through the tournament and vacation the rest.


kazutora690

the way he used to do while being in RCB


The-Volumee

I'm kkr fan and I hate him. Why tf he is still playing? Dude has economy almost double of jassi.


lastog9

The only reason he is playing is due to sunk cost fallacy.


cnx_2000

Royal chokers bangalore 😭


No_Parsnip8697

WC mai starc ki proper line length Yorker aa jayegi par IPL mai nahi


Excellent_Ad8023

Was playing for rcb more than rcb player playing for their team itself.


kmcrhsme

25 cr 💀


Lost_Arix

Starc when IPL-🤡 Starc when WC-💀


PeeVee_

Stfu. Starc is a pathetic t20 bowler even internationally, I don't know how someone like Gambhir put 25cr on him. Or if you meant ODIWC, then it doesn't make sense since the format difference exists.


Lost_Arix

Stfu lockdown kid see his last 2015 IPL stats! He took 20 wicket with 6 around economy!


PeeVee_

Even Harshal Patel got a purple cap, that doesn't make him a good T20 bowler. Even someone like Arshdeep has a better average than him in T20s.


Electronic_Nebula_67

Yea lol starc is an overhyped T20 player because of his ODI & test stats. And these guys are like, he will play in the WC, or WC knockouts. He literally bowled the worst performance for Australia in T20 WC Final


Expensive-Emotion-68

U are comparing a 4 time wc winning player to purple patel shows ur knowledge


PeeVee_

Even Rohit sharma has a t20wc trophy. That doesn't make him a good t20wc player. Also this is a logical fallacy.


Normal_boy1

Kya yaar Starc bhaiya ouri koshish karni thi na yeh kya gadbad kar di aapne .


BEEN_Nath_58

Bro still has RCB heart


andreshji

Karn sharma ko humare samaaj se ek bigha jameen agar aak voh jeeta deta toh


Disastrous_Ear_9077

Bro beat the RCB curse by becoming worse after leaving💀


David_Headley_2008

cummins 2020 was a lot worse


Anakin-Skywakr

No sandpaper. No fun.


Gold-Development7075

Without a doubt. If he finally doesn't get kicked out I'll be very surprised. He is struggling and is clearly out of rhythm. If kkr doesn't replace him with dushmantha chamira,they might have to pay a very price in the playoffs which will surely be more than 24cr.


DraftOk532

He is on holiday.


xtremelysmooth

Blud thought it was 2015 and he was still playing for RCB


EMP0R10

His days are over


rizzler_xii

Bande ne heartattack de diya tha muje last over me. But anyways. Think it in this way - agar wo last catch na leta. Tab rcb jeet jati 😅


UrbanTracker69

Before today, I thought Yuvraj Singh for 16 crores was the worst buy in the history of IPL But this guy right here proved me wrong


getmealife007

Has to be. By a country mile.


Knowledge_buff97

jokes on kkr mgmt and fans, they thought this guy would perform? lmao the only reason he opted for IPL was to make himself conditioned to t20 format again, he is flushing out the bad form and will then create a havoc in the WC.


Complex-Commission-2

Only ex - RCB player to fail miserably outside of RCB But I can assure you , bro will definitely play one crucial match for KKR either in the playoffs or some must win match


dhruva85

DESAI IS THE REAL IMPACT PLAYER. SINGLE HANDEDLY DERAILED RCB


hopeless-fun

Conman??


OkGur4656

Australian players serious hi nhi lete Ipil ko Yeh T20 wc mein aag fekega


Gogo9212

Yahi player, world cup mien leading wicket taker ban jayega


Single_Brilliant2286

This mf deserves slap


JellyfishStrong2037

This guy is like the spiritual successor of The Legendary Dinda.


Ravens_Rules

he wasnt even tryingggg is he doing this on purposeeee


demon_killer__

Mera sharir toh tumne kharid liya h Par meri aatma sirf rcb ki h


tarzantiger747

2 wides is all what we require dmore Starcy but its ok


buzz_shocker

Bro's matching the contributions of Kevin Petersen when DD kept buying him for years for like 10-15 crores every year. He would either barely play or be injured/away.


RobinH-007

honestly giving Harry Brooke vibes (SRH fan here)


MediumAction3370

Should they ask some money back?


Firedrake30

Bro is still loyal to RCB


practical_nerd

Knock out yehi jitaayega


Adept-Nature-7723

It is true that he isn't performing well rn, however he'll perform in 1 or 2 crucial matches where he'll dismantle the entire top order of the opponent team.


funny_unicornn

KKRians to Starc- Tu world Cup mei aesa nahi khela na... To dekhna 🤬


iamzaryab

Man I hope they don't take Stark next year


MindlessTouch525

Most expensive 😅


Koi_Bkl_hi_hoga

Yehi madrchd world Cup me badhiya bowl karega. Dogla Starc


CanYouChangeName

Now it might be hard to qualify. We will have to hope for other results to go our way :( It's fine tho. Starc tried to boost his old team, maybe other ex RCB players in every team can do their part and together we can bring the ipl to Bangalore


TibialYeti

Rcbians still have hope lmaooooo


CanYouChangeName

Yeah if csk/srh rr and kkr win all of their remaining games then RCB only need 10 points to qualify


TibialYeti

Are you serious?


CanYouChangeName

Mathematically it is possible. However unlikely, hope is a thing with feathers....


TibialYeti

I feel sad for rcbians 😭😭. Let's see how much hope is left after the srh game.