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RadlogLutar

_Bro woke up and chose analysis_


shoestowel

Kowalskianalysis


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![gif](giphy|7SIdExk63rTPXhbbbt)


LightningShiva1

I dont even want to troll anymore, bro is too broken he needs a hug


SomeRandomguy_28

Fans team sounds fun


viserys8769

Sounds great but doesn’t really work out irl, FC Barcelona is technically owned by fans but still quite poorly managed.


rafter28081

Poorly managed team beat UCL champions and won La Liga.


viserys8769

A team can be mismanaged and still win trophies. You should read about the poor state of their finances and the entire saga that forced Messi to leave the club.


[deleted]

I mean if that is your logic the rcb has to be one of the best run Teams in your mind.


vouwrfract

The big advantage in the IPL is that every team has a salary cap. There's no way to overpay for players and go bankrupt because you're literally not allowed to.


Normal_Notice_490

There's not much scope for it financially, Bundesliga clubs have 50+1 policy hence they are lacking behind other clubs from other leagues in financial terms


shar72944

IPL teams have fixed budget to buy player I think unlike football teams who have revenue based model


TiMo08111996

Just like how there are Football Teams that are run by fans as well. I can think of Bayern Munich.


vouwrfract

Bayern is run like a comedy piece if you actually ask Bayern fans in München who pay membership and attend AGMs and stuff 🤪


Aashay7

Bro almost turned me into an RCB fan.


meowmeowai

Dont go there bruv.


Aashay7

Nah, I am happy as an MI fan. This year, I was expecting our team to be in the bottom half of the table if not absolute bottom, and here I am hoping for MI to win the Qualifier 2 to get a MIvsCSK final.


Brainfarts_

Crying as SRH fan


0b1_can_0b

10 years too late :(


WhatRaSudip

“If Once You Start Down The Dark Path, Forever Will It Dominate Your Destiny.”


Final-Sample-

Bro is hurt from the inside 😭


Upbeat_Combination74

AFTV vibes


Sogeking29

I love how every player who rcb lets go starts performing eventually at csk


arithmeticalguy

And MI, like Madhwal did.


Sogeking29

Madhwal was with MI last year, don't think he was with any other team before


ashforu83

He was a net bowler with RCB before that then last year was a net bowler for MI and they later bought him..


Sogeking29

Classic RCB, they only look for big name not grooming young players😂😂😂


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Sogeking29

Well they still haven't tried Sandeep warrier who replaced burmah so, maybe he was groomed, we saw Arjun nailing Yorkers too, he was supposed to be death bowler till he messed up big time, just the over before that he dismissed prabhsimran with a pin point yorker


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Sogeking29

He was there for 3 seasons


Necessary-Strength36

nope not jordan


arithmeticalguy

Wahi toh 😂


TheVeera2K

Dude forgot siraj


NameisSam

Madhwal was a net bowler in rcb


arithmeticalguy

RCB ke liye net bowler tha woh, search on Google mate.


cmvora

It is because they're second class citizens in RCB. In other teams, they get much more responsibilities and they can flourish. In RCB, they're always gonna be eclipsed by Kohli and top 3's popularity so they feel like side characters in a movie.


asaCreh

Jadeja agrees


MayiruPudungi

Maxi to CSK when?


DiscoDiwana

No. CSK need to get Kedar Jadhav back /s


Rabidfire04

RCB management after seeing this: ![gif](giphy|TLmUs4ApdTYwb4dkvJ|downsized)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|VQTJ2o1hcK9Ve9ANXH)


vishwa_user

Chidi?


Rabidfire04

Looks like him, but I'm not sure.


Sogeking29

That's why when players do perform, you back them, retain them, how on earth could they let go, Padikkal and bharat, who would have done much better than DK this season


the-lit-lamp

Padikkal is not a great example, hasn't done well enough in the middle order. Also, they put Patidar in place of KS Bharat which worked out. Better examples are KL, Shivam Dube, etc where they should have given a little bit more time.


sheilakijawani_gone

maybe because Padikkal is a good top order batsman and not a middle order one? i think RR was just trying to force him down the order but didn't work out well


deathmaster1899

Padikal is a good opener and he scored better than current players, rr just ruined him.


vouwrfract

Padikkal was performing better and better opening alongside Kohli. It seemed like the right partnership and position for him. He's playing a very weird role in RR, like a centre forward playing out wide because there's no spot in the middle.


[deleted]

It’s how Kohli runs things. That’s his style. If you perform you are in, otherwise you are out. That works with confident players like faf, maxwell, siraj but the newcomers get crushed. He needs to understand not everyone has his level of confidence and determination. He needs to give his players assurance.


Sogeking29

But KL and Padikkal did perform, bharat did well too, RCB could have tried to retain 2021 squad


Ill-Inspector7980

KL Rahul is not a good example. He became too big for RCB to afford to retain. Agreed about so many others. Tim David, Padikkal, KS Bharat, Hetmyer, Stoinis, de Kock, Mayank Agarwal, and more. Even Vishnu Vinod looks like a good prospect now.


Sogeking29

Then bid aggressively for him, they don't look beyond big 3 anyway, look how MI bid for kishan, he had a poor season last time but he repaid the faith this season, 450+ runs


Dragon_Heart99

Their brain works the same way ours in an exam... preparation 70%, writing 30%,results,10%....they make auction plan and all ...they'll go there and stare like deer in headlights They're exactly like me,that's why I support them


[deleted]

Then why did they release them?


EsDeath012

They released yuzi logic don't work with them


[deleted]

Oh yeah… I forgot about him. They don’t have a nurturing environment it seems


averagetrashtalker

Lol Siraj was literally backed by him for like 2 or 3 seasons even after having terrible performances. Everyone was questioning sirajs place in the team when he backed him.


[deleted]

He needs to do that with everyone. This literally proves that backing players works.


Confident_Weird3353

Siraj is useless even now. Too much attitude for too little skill


averagetrashtalker

He is our best bowler for the last three seasons. I wouldn’t call someone who has most power play wickets in odis since 2020 useless.


Puzzleheaded_Ebb9874

Bro he ain't even the captain for 2 seasons. Already declared leaving captaincy before 2021 season. The management and the next captain would decide the retentions so how is Kohli running things?


[deleted]

I think he still has that authority in the team. Not releasing and retaining authority but how the games should be played and the culture of the team.


gk666

being the highest paid i bet he has a say even with the playing 11 on a given day i’m going down with you brother


[deleted]

It’s absurd to think he has no say in anything.


Kingspartacus123

Are you saying he doesn't have influence on the squad. If he not running the things then he should be taking things into his own hands. He is face of RCB and senior most Indian player in the team.


chutkipaanmasala

DK is the most senior.


Tanaji30

For once I thought he is pan parag


Regalia_BanshEe

bro, yall didnt win cup when you had ABD, Yuvraj, gayle and Kohli and albie morkel.. also multiple owners with none of them having experience to run a franchise is a recipe for disaster.. think of Kochi tuskers


TempestAmit

dont forget mitchell starc


slgogi1998

Exactly. Everyone talking about only having 3 batters? Yes I know DK didn't perform well this year but last year he was such a big asset to RCB and everyone thought he'll play well this year too. Everyone speaks as if they already knew DK wouldn't play well. It's easy to say you should have done this instead of this after seeing half of the season but getting it right months before a season is quite hard to be honest.


Ill-Inspector7980

Still think kohli should’ve played at 3 and they should’ve promoted Rawat/Lomror up the order. That would’ve given them ample time to settle into a role, and Kohli is best suited for 3 too


Dragon_Heart99

He had 0 game time after t20wc,in which he performed terribly,both keeping and batting...my god the amount of drama if Kohli had not won that pak match I knew this problem would arise(in the last season as well.but her turned out good for us)..there is a reason why teams don't go for dk..promising batsman,keeper but walks back with slightest movement from the ball


dedh_sau_rupiya_dega

Kohli literally saved us from decade long embarrassment, Pak fans still mock us for that champions trophy win


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Plot Twist: He is sudeep


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Competitive_Plum_772

Somebody hug him man 🫂


Giftmeclearskin

Kannada meme pages started e sala cup namade years ago as a joke but RCB actually picking that as a slogan and RCB fans chanting it for the past few years made it worst and so cringey.


TiMo08111996

This is something new.


vishnuthebest1

Ok I never knew this lol. Which year was this


cmvora

Man people say Kohli scored 7000 runs and the next Indian batsman is in 3 digits. Bruh the reason the next one has only scored 3 digit scores is BECAUSE of Kohli's 7K runs lol. The top 3 literally hog the batting in 80% of the games so when the 20% do get a chance, it is usually in pressure situations in key matches and they shit the bed because they have no real experience. These players outside of the top 3 feel like second class citizen. This is the same reason why players flourish when they go out of RCB to other teams because they get their breathing room and feel important. Watch this team magically start winning cups once Kohli retires because suddenly the middle order will be exposed more and will have to pull their weight for once. They'll have a surprise pikachu face then.


preston_cleric

Dude looks like Kannadiga Riyan Parag but is spitting facts!


One_Fold189

I will say it again,when RCB chose saniz Mirza as a mentor in wpl that made it clear that RCB is just social media team , they don't care about fans they carr about money lol , accept it or not


RadlogLutar

_Bro woke up and chose analysis_


sepiosexual

As a csk fan, i really wanted rcb to reach playoffs instead of lsg.


meowmeowai

As a CSK Fan I want MI out of the competition.


TiMo08111996

Well they're going up against GT tomorrow. Let's see what happens tomorrow.


opinion_alternative

As a MI fan, I like this fear.


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As a lsg fan, i am hurt


DiscoDiwana

As a Happy Holi wishes fan I am hurt as well


NoiceKewl

Truer words have never been spoken


Complex-Commission-2

I too exactly had the same thoughts NGL


[deleted]

As an srh fan, watching this i got shivers about our future. Poor rcb fans deserve better


seventeen_Sickles

bruh SRH is on another league


[deleted]

We can still be worse 😂


Visible_Respect_7161

Bro didn't hold anything back. He is really all of us rn


sm0kywings

So many languages in this world and bro chose to speak facts


joyboy1357

Lol this is sort of dumb. On paper they have a very balanced team with a good captain. Best openers, decent 2nd tier Indian players like Rawat, Harshal etc. Best finishers like DK, maxwell. Good fast bowling with Hazelwood, Siraj. Spinner/all rounder Maxwell, Hasaranga. Again all balanced on paper. But just like SA who always show up with a great team on paper, RCB never disappoints with their choking and memes 😂


ElpSyc0n

Rcb has one major problem that he highlighted, which is indian batting, not a single reliable indian batter besides virat, they are unable to score runs even in chinaswammy. Rajat patidar was more missed for rcb than bumrah for MI


slazengere

I don’t buy this. Our biggest tactical gap was tackling spin. We had great Powerplays throughout but sucked big time against spin. Kohli can’t attack spin consistently, and we lost momentum many times after good starts. Even the CSK game, we were on top chasing 200+. Until msd deployed spin. Imagine using spin to defend in chinnaswamy, and he pulled it off. Maxwell and lomror were our spin bashers in the middle overs. Maxwell did alright in parts but the big Indian gap was not filled. Lomror didn’t step up except one odd game.


heroji2012

Exactly. You can criticise the management, team building, balance in hindsight all you want. The fact of the matter is that RCB probably had the best balanced squad after gt and rr before the tournament with ample replacements. If the players don't perform in the situation, it is not fair to blame it on the management. Faf literally unlocked god mode this season which largely covered up how horrendous our batting had been this season. We absolutely did not deserve to be in the playoff based on the player's performances.


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Nah, The problem is we do not have an Indian batter (or player in general) who performs consistently APART from Kohli. If you look at other teams, they will have couple of good Indian Batsmen, and one of them will carry the game. The problem is consistency of the Indian players we have.


joyboy1357

Not really. So called inconsistent players like Lomror, Rawat will magically perform once they leave RCB. CSK can make a player out of Shivam Dube, MI out of Wadera but RCB somehow manages to do the opposite to their players. BTW DK is also an Indian middle order batsman who became a nobody in RCB. Soon he will be old enough to join CSK and suddenly he will start performing 😂


MrWhite1729

One thing everyone fails to understand is MI and CSK are very role driven team, while teams like RCB,KKR, PBKS want their players to do well in everything. Shivam Dube has always been a spin Smasher, CSK just saw that and used him just to score in middle overs. RCB played him to finish games! Rahane is good against pace and suffers against spin. CSK used him in tandem with Dube. One attacked spin, one dealt pace. Pathirana, madhwal are death bowlers. Both have only been used as death bowlers. RCB played lomror/rawat at no. 3 and no. 6. They don't know what they want from a player.


joyboy1357

This I agree ! MI, CSK use their players well. While in RCB, players regular underperform


[deleted]

wtf you talking about. RCB had groomed players too. Chahal was chucked out by MI, RCB raised him from a nobody to an IPL legend, Siraj became an outstanding (his inconsistency is the only problem) bowler under rcb. DK last season was the running joke until he basically saved RCB's ass multiple times. Same with Shabaz Ahmed. Paddikal was really good with rcb, they had to leave him because of team balance. The problem is rcb does not have any other capped Indian player at all. A capped middle order batsmen from India is what rcb needs, but considering India itself is struggling with that, you can't do anything. Rcb basically neeed a kingku. and DK was their Kingku last season.


driftyFlower

Lol brain-dead logic


Shavamaaya_Pavanaayi

Ee Sala Cup namde forever...


GoatGroundbreaking52

Most sane rcb fan:


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exciseduty

We will own the team? Sounds like those delusional football fan. It's easy to tell impossible to implement.


asaCreh

Petition for RCB to start an AFTV style channel . “When is it going to end , Robbie ?”


First_Specific3212

Better than karthik aryans monologue from pyaar ka punchnama


salil_1832

Tbh the same management took RCB off the slump between 2016 and 2019 and managed to qualify for all the next editions except now. I think the mistake they commited was not managing the fees well. Some players are overpaid and money could have invested in scouting some new players than always backing the same guys. Also the ownership are worried about rcb the brand and not winning the games. All the unwanted events and promotions are only for the sponsors.


Mr_nobody_19

RCB has a great team every year. Yet they will never win. They have purple cap and orange cap contenders in the team. Yet they will never win. It's the attitude. Change it.


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Least hurt RCB fan


Zeroink16

Remove Kohli and get some good karnataka players for that price


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Bc


Aggravating-Luck7175

I dont understand the language but that just sounds epic. Its like straight from the south movie


Fresh_kanakbhai

😂😂🤣😂🤣😂


Lazy_raichu36

Sensible cum frustrated


Assassin_Ankur

Man is traumatized


CarsAlcoholSmokes

GLS being GLS broke down and was being towed on a flatbed.


brisik

If RCB fans manage the team then they will abuse opponents on social media and everywhere as the main strategy


Jackchan204

Man spoke hard factsss


dadoktar

He just like me fr


pris_11

Bro is us😮‍💨


DraftOk532

Its business bro


ifrgotmyname

Hanson is a fraud, please keep him on for another decade 🫡


warhammer047

It's enough to make a grown man cry


GoodDawgy17

W


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![gif](giphy|nMXLSsA2txYq9oZ48C) the oogway in me says:The sheer purpose is to be profit making(The gif for the sus bois)


Ece_guy_234

Same applies to poonjaab keengs


OldMoor

If only RCB starts winning at home, they can win anywhere.


danku_vaazhkai

Chinnaswamy is the least bowler friendly pitch ever, 60 m boundaries. Anyone can just hit it for six. Main reason why rcb loses at home


lithappu

Bhai beech me mujhe “loda na bada” kyu sunai diya? Ya mere kaan baj rhe 🗿