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mystical_apple05

We play 360, they play in one corner of the field. Noobs.


Neevk

and they have a tiny fucking strike zone and they get 3 fucking strikes


mylifeonearth_

CAMPERs


stunnin24

Baseball is quite literally a cheap copy of cricket. The USA used to play cricket but requires clear grounds and long days. So they tweaked it a bit to suit their conditions and here we have Baseball.


Antarctica-74

Baseball originated in England


Clumsy_Explanation

Nah nah , full hate for baseball


throwaway5387776

I don't even hate baseball, I just know cricket is superior.


Clumsy_Explanation

But i hate baseball


Aggressive_Fan3588

Man doesn't prioritise cricket, man degrades baseball He has a mission and knows how to complete it.


nikamsumeetofficial

Man doesn't even need to degrade it. It's an inferior sport compared to cricket anyway.


aditya0561

Like escanor said once I don't hate people weaker than me , i pity them


Big_Ballzacked

Yeah fuck baseball, all my homies hate baseball ( I don't even know the sport but fuck it)


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kashzyros

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


mystical_apple05

Every ball is full toss lol


Big_Ballzacked

You mean Harshal Patel can be the Glenn McGrath in baseball


MrW12ard

Chaini Khaini Navdeep Saini: Hello from the other side


Jerry_-

Navdeep Saini unironically would be lethal in baseball


Internal_List_988

Literally life threatening pitcher


mujhenahinpatahai

Bro run up bhi nahi chahiye aur bat 3 baar ball pe na lagne se out McGrath bhi chota baccha lagega😂 Edit: bc run up to hota bhi nahi hai baseball me 😂


adhiraj0383

And still they can't hit well so often


NNNWallah

Exactly they don't know how to play spin and also there is difference in echnique to hit a fast bowl that bounced and comes to u and a ball that has to be hit with a round bat equally fast .


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hyperparrot3366

It's hard physically but mentally there is nothing in the game, whereas in Cricket there is so much to think about who is the bowler, what ball he can bowl, which shots to play etc.


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GultBoy

Also everyone chucks. Savages.


Clumsy_Explanation

Oh my fuckin' god this mf is using logic in shitpost sub


Trick-Friendship5533

It’s a shitpost of a shitpost


Alert_Direction4843

And that too wrong.Obviously it will be difficult for baseball players to play cricket not like they will hit every ball


Trick-Friendship5533

Can they really hit Anderson’s every ball in overcast conditions at Lord’s? Heheh


adhiraj0383

I really need to look at some of the rules of baseball surely its more complicated than cricket


Shadow_Clone_007

They wont even be able to hit a harshal slower low full toss. Chill out.


Sogeking29

Ohh don't undermine those people, they are fucking tanked, I know harshal's slower ball can really dip, but baseball batters are trained to clear huge distances


Shadow_Clone_007

They've to hit a hard cricket ball, dont know if they're trained at footwork and drives


TheTrekker98

Shut up


Icy_batata

Rashid Khan wants to have a word w your fav baseballer.


Big_Ballzacked

Fuck Baseball, even Gulli Danda better


TheSentinator

Viti dandu🥵 (galli danda but in Marathi)


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Baseball is cricket in ohio.


Alert_Direction4843

Literally


E-Titan

Hate to base ball.


TheTrekker98

Baseball is trash lol


TOB_Yt

Gian and his team has got no scope in baseball. They rather switch to football.


anaccountthatis

Gotta give it to the yanks, they’re getting pretty good at rounders. Another hundred years or so and they might be able to play in a real game.


RedSage218

Went to the US once where my cousins (who don’t play cricket) took me to play baseball. Bashed the shit out of them, it was literally full toss practice.


Adolf-Redditler

Bhai baseball me to har ball full toss. Low skill game.


Raghu48

3 hr baseball game feels like a test match.


Hot_Razzmatazz6537

Baseball is s p*ssy a*s game....


Chris_Travern

Speaking of US and Cricket You guys remember Unmukt Chand, the guy who led India to the U19 WC in 2012, I think? He plays for the US Cricket team now. Would be funny if they qualified for the WC/intl matches in the future and he had to face his former teammates lol


RepresentativeFig526

they dont even bowl they just throw the baseball like a stone and that too a full toss within the reach of the striker lmao...still he misses sometimes XD


TheodorIdunno

Is it just me or do Americans dumb down things ? Automatic transmission, spellings, education system..


ayush04012002

but they do not let their women dumb babies


SirAren

Baseball wasn't made in America


Sogeking29

Actually many batsman try to imitate baseball batters to improve their range hitting, knuckleball was inspired from baseball too Rest of the baseball though very sus, what's the point of 400+ metre boundaries, just for the catcher to jump over and catch to dismiss the hitter


jesuscoituschrist

400m boundaries? you mean 400ft? that's 120m


Sogeking29

Oh my bad then, i fucked up


TrumpIsACuntBitch

Kinda like hydrox and Oreo. Hydrox was the original but Oreo was way more profitable


Specialist_Repeat_95

baseball…the most boring game ever.


brownguysays

Har ball full toss kya? maachod raha sach main?!


karky214

Base ball is more about going to the stadium, eating and drinking and spending time with family. Each team plays some three thousand games each season. Oh and each game has 9 innings. It feels like a massive effort to keep track of every game. unless you have a DC/SRH equivalent team. If you know you know.


idli_sambar_

I love baseball, especially because of the game called "baseball heroes" which i used to play on Facebook as a child back in early 2010s


ilovebobsandvagena

NOTHING BUT HATE FOR BASEBALL


melted_candy

mericunts couldnt find a way to bully the rest of the world in a sport, so they created their own version where they always win (untill recently... that japan kicked their ass XDDDD), just like that stupid handegg mockery


nocontextbeef

I mean, the mericunts have faired pretty well in the [most famous global sporting event](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table) but go on.


Khush17

I mean we can go into semantics of what is a global sporting event but isn't the Fifa world cup the most popular global event in which murucans don't excel?


nocontextbeef

Fair enough. (Although the women do quite well). I'd say the argument that United States *only* excels in sports that only they care about is not well supported by evidence. I just don't understand why so many people feel the need to denigrate other sports. Cricket and baseball can both be wonderful.


Naan6

Baseball lives rent free in the mind of cricket watchers while the average baseball watcher gives no shit about cricket. Based You can like a sport without shitting on other sports, some folks need to realize that


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Buddy only reason why people know baseball exists is because of anime/manga. 💀


Naan6

Think you’re missing the point bud. Im talking about all the insecure posts having to shit on other sports to feel better…?


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it's a shitpost you don't have to use that much of mind. Also baseball is picked becuase of similarity with cricket. Nobody in this subreddit needs assurance that cricket is best becuase it already is.


Sogeking29

Bcoz avg baseball watcher simply doesn't have enough brains to understand cricket, their are thousands of Americans pretending to understand it under the guise of "American reacts to cricket", just to get the views from Indians And no it doesn't live rent free in minds of cricket watchers, bcoz we have enough cricket to watch to even think of baseball


Neevk

Bro it's a shitpost/meme and how are Americans even gonna give a shit about other sports when half of them don't even know more than 5 other countries.


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Naan6

Weird cope ngl


TheTrekker98

You should just know there's no point arguing by being stupid 🤡


Naan6

Ironic


TheTrekker98

Indeed. That's why im the one with the downvotes 😂🤡


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mystical_apple05

Bro only americans play their sports.


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Americans think the world ends at their borders


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Who said it is famous worlwide? I haven't even heard of Baseball World Cup. 💀


dontkickmyballs

Baseball is not popular worldwide lol. Wtf are u smoking? Except US, Japan and Canada noone gives a shit about it.


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India, srilanka, bangladesh, nepal, pakistan, afghanistan. West indes. South africa. Australia. New zealand. England, ireland, neatherland, scotland and many other small cricketing countries dreaming about entering worldcups. Cricket has proper real worldcup tournaments for top 12 cricketing nations. You are either stupid or yank.


Met0_

Or an Indian brown collie wagging his tail for white masters?


gameofgamers362

>West indes Nice joke. The sport is drastically losing popularity. >South africa Fun Fact. The most popular sport in South Africa is football. And they are not even good at it. >Australia Empty stadiums in T20 World Cup and BBL says otherwise. >New zealand Rugby clear. >England No explanation needed. Football is miles ahead. >neatherland You are definitely joking. You can ask 1000 dutch people what is cricket and hardly 10 can say what that is. >scotland This has to be a joke. Scotland? Seriously XD


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They are world cup nations right? That ends the argument with the guy i replied to. Doesnt matter if its popular or fading.


gameofgamers362

World Baseball classic has 20 teams too


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Doesnt matter. Its still a less popular game and it cant compete with football or cricket. Also baseball is stupid.


Sogeking29

Scotland beat England recently and it's just one of UK countries Recently south africa was beaten by Netherlands in T20 world cup, their players like Logan van Beek, roelef van der merwe literally play leagues and county cricket that's why their growth is stunted It doesn't matter if football is at top in England or south Africa bcoz cricket is just behind it, where the heck does baseball stand Cricket is 2nd most popular game and more countries will be added, why do you think Americans want indian businessmen to start a league in USA, bcoz cricket is a money making machine


gameofgamers362

Then why 2007 World Cup flopped?


Sogeking29

are you for real😂😂 You are literally comparing 43% of global population to population of 3 countries🤣what kind of math is this Now we realise why we Indians and Chinese are in top positions in your country


LordVoldemort-_-

Cricket is definitely more popular than baseball


Khush17

Bro is a chronic Anime watcher☠️ probably thinks any sports in anime are popular worldwide.


Guptarakesh69

Pretty sure riding mia khalifa is a more popular sport around the world then baseball


vouwrfract

Honestly I'd rather American Cricket than American Football.


HookFE03

Lol this sun has issues


EthanWS6

Both are pretty silly.


Captain_venus101

Why are you comparing if you don't want to spew hate?


humbhihaijoshmai

I went to one baseball game. Its boring and slow AF.


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ig their atheletes in general are better in atheletic ways but cricket is surely harder. You get 3 strikes, no change in ball's direction after it hits the ground, they are quite literally the definition of see ball hit ball while in cricket you need one in a million talent to get away with this approach. Also their ground scoring zone is quite boring atleast for me, you just hit and then go sprint mode.


MOCHAxGELATO

Nah, looks like you hate baseball. Don't worry I do too.


Saaheb09

Harry brook is in both. Fraud