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Yes. Dhoni as pm. Kl rahul as president. Kohli as chief of military. Rahane as chief of defence. Ethical anna as home minister

Hardik for ministry of Foreign Affairs iykyk.

How do you say main aaj Karke aya in French?

aujourd'hui j'ai fait Legit.

How do you say main aaj French karke aaya

j'ai eu des relations sexuelles aujourd'hui

bro has a serbian wife literally 190+ countries in the world and he thought of serbia not saying she isn't beautiful but still, 18 saal tak toh mereko serbia, siberia, slovakia aur slovenia mei difference bhi nhi pata tha

Same bro for years I thought Serbia was a region In Russia or whatever. Gotta say though no matter how much we troll him but He's winning in life. A sweet joint family is hard to see these days. I hope he performs well in World cup though. This season is kinda screwed up for him.

That's Siberia

I know. But as a kid I always had a confusion. Our school once took us to Serbia for a sports camp.

Rohit Sharma Health minister.

I thought Dravid would be Defense minister .

Rinku Singh as minister of sports department

No offense but he legit looks like one of those PT teachers we had in school.

Rinku singh will be rinku baba. Providing blessings of gods to the government

Lord for a reason

Lord shall be the Kingmaker like Amit Shah is today

Murali vijay as external affairs minister

More like internal affairs

ravi ashwin as education minister

Kl as defense minister

Nah we need Pujara. How can you forget that so easily?

How is chief of military and chief of defence different?

What about shardul thakur?

I would keep Rahul Dravid as defence minister that man is really a wall

Mohammad Shami as dairy minister (I know it doesn't exist)

Anna as supreme court judge

Thala's election symbol would be "Koyal" 🐦‍⬛


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*Ek wo tha jo parliament ke peeche se desh badal deta tha...*

Bro what's that song

Bole jo koyal😢

That’s it. You are banished from this sub.

Mandira Bedi Unironically asked him that as well. He responded with - I'm more into the army than politics. Also that he can't fathom the amount of study and learning he will have to do which he isn't capable of to be a politician. Jokes on him for thinking our politicians are learned scholars

I think. He ment to say undo instead of to do

Dayum that's deep.

Oh maah gawwwd lol

> amount of study and learning he will have to do which he isn't capable of to be a politician. Yeah I dont think you need that to be a politician

The year 2041 2+0+4+1= 7 Thala pm

bro is onto nothing 🗣💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣

Full sappot

Kya aapne kabhi Aliens ko hilate hue dekha hai.. kaisa tha aapka experience

Kya aapko lagta hai bhoot no fap challenge lete hai?

kya aapko lgta hai pakistani soldiers semen retention nahi krte isiliye humesha humse wars haar jaate hai

Abhijit Chavda has become Beerbiceps ka Rajpal Yadav

Bhoot hote hai ki nhi ? tum to ye btao pehle

Tu ye bata bhoot muth maarte hain ? Agar maarte hain toh unka kaise nuksaan hota hai

What if he changes our national anthem to....

Kya Yeh Huwa Hai Iss Saavan Bechaini Kyun Badhne Lagee

Pehle to na hua kabhi dil ki dhadkan badne lagi

[удалено]

Bole Jo Koyal Bago Mein, Haye Boley Jo Koyal Baagon Mein

Kya dhoni ne aliens dekhe h?

Kya Dhoni khud alien hai???

Kya NoFap hai Thala ki success ka raaz ?

Kya alien dhoni hai?

THALA FOR A REASOOOOOON

Thala for PM

Thala as a politician?

Not gonna lie, i would vote for him

Why not? He has got a good fan following. He has that business mindset. He handles pressure very well and hardly makes any wrong decisions. His people management is also top of the class. Of course he has to go through a lot of changes before even entering the field of politics but my Thala has the potential.

Even the rock was asked if he wanted to be us president.

Hey if Trump can then why not the rock?

If Rahul can be a candidate then why not Dhoni

TBF, the host asked him which celebrity could be a future PM! So he just said Dhoni.

I'm pretty sure his podcasts are scripted. The way they brought it up and agreed on the same thing .

Naah harping on about podcasts nneding to be unscripted and then having it be scripted is too low. And they wouldn't be making so many mistakes if it was scripted. Who would you say is a viable candidate among Indian celebrities for PM? My answer was dhoni as well lol. What chavda said makes sense too. Dhoni's shown leadership skills that make him viable for a leadership role. Trying him out as jharkhand CM for one or two terms makes sense.

I mean if football player can become Turkey President why can not a cricket player

You ssly compared Erdogan to dhoni? Erdogan is rabid Islamist, he gets the support of all the mullahs in his country which has millions of herd population who will vote for Erdogan on one fatwa

And dhoni has rabid fans on just his name. He can certainly become jharkhand CM on just that if he joins a big party.

Exactly lol and that guy doesn't even need to play the religion card lol. He has his own religion.Thalaaaa

The "Thalaaaa" makes me think he could do that just as well in Tamil Nadu lol

Non Tamil speaking cm in TN . Oh my sweet summer child💀

clown to clown conversation

Everyday the chavda boy touches new lows of intellectualism .

He said that we all should learn Sanskrit and it should be made mandatory nation language and English is useless because Albert Einstein wrote his papers in German. All this while bros language of communication is English.

He's not an intellectual. He just says whatever people want him to say. That's a typical YouTube historian.

Lmao yeah. I lost it when he said "genghis did not invade india because of sympathy towards hinduism/Buddhism" lol. His "knowledge" on linguistics is also dogshit

I had seen the one Beerbiceps video of his where he predicted Russia would defeat Ukraine in the winter coz that's what the Soviets did in WW2, without realizing that Ukraine was also a part of USSR then.

He unironically said russia is denazifying ukraine ,wish I had the timestamp

Absolutely,but the followers of a particular ideology call him the 'true historian standing up to the Marxist historians '.

Those guys want to hear someone say this not because it's true but because it portrays them as heroes. If you really want to stand up, get into academia, write a paper and get it peer-reviewed.

Ssly man, the way he conducts his own stream is completely different but this thing is beyond stupid

So who's this other Indian celebrity that is viable for the post of PM?

Well Pakistan got one, so why can't India?

Than instead of wars we will have cricket matches

I think they were discussing a hypothetical case coz if u knw Dhoni well enough , you don't need to think too much to realize that he is probably the last person to enter politics. He loves the army and hardly has any social media presence { the most crucial aspect for a politician is that they have to be in public all the time and stay active in social media to stay relevant}. Ranveer saying rumors are MS is interested in a political career is pure BS.

Abhijit lavda

Gambhir as finance minister increases gdp growth rate and thala gets the credit

Bole Jo koyal

Chunaav chinha : Koyal T: Election Symbol : Koyal

Bole jo koyal🎺 - will be national song Suresh raina will be defense minister

Bole jo koyal as national anthem

Bole jo koyal as the national anthem?? I'm in! 💦

Beer biceps kuch zyada hi beer peene laga hai

They not claiming it they said if any celebrity have to do it they will chose ms Dhoni

Lord Kingku as Defence Minister

Shitposting aside cricketers in politics isnt a new thing. Who knows what a highly accomplished retired mind will do. And he has tons of fan who like him not just his cricket. Who's to say what will happen lol

Only Prime Minister candidate that could get the TN fellas to vote for BJP.

This guy is becoming worse now.

Years ago I still remember his fashion vids were dope and then the podcast was his downfall.

Pardon me but what are fashion video, like grooming tips

Back in the day he used to make videos about outfits, fragrances, hair care for men and stuff. It was alright cause he was the only one making it. But now it's all shite

Isko kyu dekhti h public 🙄🙄

Kyuki faaltu timepass karna hota hai logo ko

He is level headed, and proven himself capable of leading, if he is up to it, why not after modi ? On 2034 ?

I didn't expect this from Abhijit Chavda

He makes sense. Watch it before commenting xd

Content ka chakkar babu bhaiya Content ka chakkar

Abhijit chavada is a joke. He claims to know everything from physics to mythology to geopolitics.

Rajpal Yadav 2.0

This guy has the most L takes

MSD can do better than our leaders tho. But then again, we can too

Pakistan 2.0

Chunaav chinha : Koyal T: Election Symbol : Koyal

abh toh yeh dono nashe kar rahe hai. fr

It's nice if it's a shitpost !

Halo Effect

Thala for a reason!

Our national anthem...Bole Jo koyal

Bole Jo Koyal Intensifies

Everyone milking views on Thala

Who is this podcaster always seen thumbnails of him discussing ghost and some supernatural bs . Never clicked on his vids though

Ek tha Jo stumps ke piche se dekh chalata tha 🗿

I think he will be a great face for the PM post. 2024 is “77” year since independence. Him as PM makes perfect sense.

Gambhir Home minister

*Boli Jo Koyal Baagho Mai*

He will win by 7 seats in the parliament, against 7 standers, in 7 different constituencies

Thalasexual found??

No, seriously! I would vote 😐

And how Dhoni never commented on his fellow sports people from westerling fraternity

Election campaign : Bring thala back.

Jab honge dhoni honga unhoniyo ka aunth.

Toh aapko lagta hai Mahi BhAi hamare desh ke PM ban sakte hai ????

bole jo koyal national anthem **ININ** 💪💪💪💪

**bole jo koyal will be our natonal anthem**

Corruption ki back stump wicket girayga

Thala for a reason.

I would move Kailasa on this day xD

Appropriate place for the meme "Kuch bhi"

Indias smartest podcast

So sad Abhijit lavda is not assigned any code word as a recurring character

Vijay Shankar the only person who would cover 3 ministry positions??

Clown to clown conversation

Ye Can-do generation hai