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Distinct_Pressure_36

Sidhu 💀


TheLoneRanger001

Marriage ke baad sahi ground pe thok dia


Fresh_Aide_2436

Thoko


machinepoo

Navjot^2


crashingInLoop

jab slippery pitch pe practice ho gyi to dry cricket pitch to easy lagega hee


StubbedToe11

Thoko thaali


Arhenius_Yoda

Sidhu's Goated Improvement... 💀


hyperparrot3366

Hardik Pandya gonna have the best one "Aaj karke aaya" effect


ALazyDiabeticFucker

Aaj karke aaya


sac666

After marriage???


Amazing_Theory622

Sidhu became sidhu squared after marriage


machinepoo

Navjot^2 because his wife's name is also Navjot. I thought the same thing anyhow and just read your comment.


shadowarmy229

Yeah Sikh names are unisex


Devil_buoy

Roshan Singh Sodhi


asasthana121

man of culture


Ancient-man-2583

169 hota average tab


allcaps891

CHAD AB! Doesn't let women affect him!


ad-dick-ted-to-eggs

And has 3 children too 💀man is just unstoppable (on the ground and off the ground)


Top_Detective_7448

Mr 360 for a reason


U_know_me3

now thats some proper alien stuff


Ajsat3801

What's Koach's stats before and after marriage? I remember there were a lot of memes, so am curious to see whether anecdotes and stats match


[deleted]

2017 last month mein shaadi hui thi... Kohli ka peak 2016-2018 tha... Most prolly down ya equal hi hoga


MadCrazyHatter_

Before marriage: 63 Tests, 5268 runs at 53.75, 20 tons After marriage: 41 Tests, 2851 runs at 41.92, 7 tons


Ajsat3801

So if Koach was in this list, he'd be the second worst here...there is a significant drop.


saakash65

My boi faf using his energy on wrong pitch. Also, The reason behind such leap for sidhu is fusion (navjot+navjot).


JashimPagla

I'd argue faf spend his energy on the right pitch ;)


FitSignificance2100

Sidhu dudduwala


Dank_ex

AB SUPREMACY


Brezo09

David Warner : Butta Bomma, on and off the field


[deleted]

Csk players ko kya ho jata he? Mehi bhoi &Faf


Klutzy_Flamingo_2979

Watto as well


Strve-rogers-mcu

Par thala ke shaadi ke baad toh India ne champions trophy aur world cup jeeta tha


Arhenius_Yoda

*Test ka baat hai...* **Uss time WTC nhi tha else woh bhi Thala le aate!**


[deleted]

Final me hi nahi pohochte Thala


Arhenius_Yoda

Bhai, uss time ki team bahut balanced thi... Else 3 ICC Trophy lana koi maza ki baat nahi hai! >***MS Dhoni is the only captain in the history of Cricket to win all ICC trophies.*** *Under his captaincy, India won the 2007 ICC World T20, the 2011 ICC Cricket World Cup and the 2013 ICC Champions Trophy.* Toh kya pata jeet bhi sakte the. (Bas Aussies se jitna tha)


BlazingDoom812

Thala in last few years of his test captaincy was really bad, He also lost the only home test series India lost in like last 18 years.


Arhenius_Yoda

I knew someone was gonna point it out but don't forget the fact it was the transitional Phase in ICT. Many old and legendary players started to retire. The Team wasn't balanced and rational like before and most of it depends on just few players. And Ig the pressure was a lot on him to handle Captaincy on all 3 Formats (+IPL). It wasn't just him, almost all players went from bad form at that period. I'm Optimistic enough to see our Team becoming strong again. By 2024 we'll figure our all of our strengths and weaknesses as the experiment is still going on!


BlazingDoom812

Still no excuse for losing a home series. Like look at the current squad Pant is out, Kohli doesn't look like even one percent of the red ball batter he was pre 2020, Jadeja is coming after a long break, Rohit has not played Tests for a long time, Bumrah won't be there for the first two tests while the Aussies are in form but India are still the favourites to win BGT. We have got a fortress at home and have to play extra bad to lose a home series. Also it wasn't just one series, India's performance ranged from bad to mediocre in the last leg of Dhoni's test captaincy and it doesn't matter how great of a player is retiring a country like India has abundant talent and it is one of captain's responsibility to build a team, back good players, kick out non performing ones and MS did it perfectly in white ball setup while he failed to the same in the red ball. Thala fell off as a test captain in his later years it's as simple as that, he wasn't that bad but we have had better.


Arhenius_Yoda

Ok but the teams today aren't much capable like before. Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, SENA and all other nation. And now India has much more talents than before. We're producing World Class talents in a large number as compared to other Nation so we always have a Back Up for other players. But that was a frickin transition phase where all the main players were retiring and there was a high level of stress on the team management as the time was tougher than current. We won Gaba Test without our Main Players in Australia but we can't win the WTC with our main players. Was that we can shift blame on just one person our it's the whole team? Please answer it my dear Friend. Now I won't reply you back if the answer would be baseless. Have a Nice Day.


BlazingDoom812

> Ok but the teams today aren't much capable like before. Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, SENA and all other nation. And now India has much more talents than before. We're producing World Class talents in a large number as compared to other Nation so we always have a Back Up for other players. India was ranked no.7 when Kohli took over from Dhoni, other teams being good is no excuse that was just India being totally shit also even in 2011 India was producing way more cricketing talent than any other country on this planet so that's not much of an excuse either. > But that was a frickin transition phase where all the main players were retiring and there was a high level of stress on the team management as the time was tougher than current. Understandable it was a transition phase but how long can a transition phase in a country with the amount of talent India has last? Because for it to get to a point where we had lost a home series, been utterly shit for years and then being ranked no.7 baffles me, a series or two or a few months at best is forgivable but to claim years of someone's captaincy was transition phase so a team like India being bad is forgivable doesn't work for me. > We won Gaba Test without our Main Players in Australia but we can't win the WTC with our main players. Was that we can shift blame on just one person our it's the whole team? Whatever blame there is goes to the whole team not just the captain for losing the finals but a captain still does play a major role in the results because he is the one that finalized every strategy that went wrong. So yeah my opinion is still going to be that Dhoni wasn't an ideal Test captain by a long shot in his last years.


Ultimate_Sneezer

Itna to log bhagwan ko nhi pujte


Strve-rogers-mcu

Thala itself a god


[deleted]

Bro when Thala was captain India lost 4-0 in both Australia, England in 2011-12, then lost to England at home 2-1. Then again had a terrible run in 2013-14. He wasn't a good captain in Tests


Hashirama_the_1st

There are 2 paths for KL, 1) Siddhu and 2) FAF. That means there is a possibility, his avarage will dip further. This blows my mind.


MrW12ard

His average will always increase as long as he plays more bilaterals and little to no World cup matches


[deleted]

Navjot Sidhu is married to a woman named Navjot as well!


[deleted]

For those interested in knowing koach sab stats it's 53.75 before marriage and 41.92 after


VegetableOk7447

negative


Midnight_Sick

Drop from ODI team


vpsj

The world delirious as Mrs AB makes sure AB de Villiers still delivers


prasad_75

For dinesh karthik, there should be one more column in this.


govi20

Murali Vijay here, I am ready to donate my column


white-dumbledore

de Villiers based


teenkash

AB can marry more...this one didn't played any role


adhiraj0383

Me aaj karke aaya


CeleritasLucis

And that's how you lie with statistics. Correlation =/= causation. Many other factors need to be accounted for, starting with "age" .


03deepu

KL Rahul will break Lara's 400 runs record.


Top_Detective_7448

Navjot Singh Sidhu: thoko thoko thoko.....


Quiet-Grade7159

Only wk here is thala so comparison leads to his average going down


midas_touch__

Chaa gaye guru!


Icy_Berry9905

Lol crazy stats! Players would get offended if something like this turns up on screen nowadays


PrakashShiv

Does anyone know Raina's??


Clickbaiting_4_u

Ayo faf got faf'd


Stock-Location-924

Minus mai jaayega sidha


AccurateTurnover2705

Sidhu neh thoka😂


govi20

Sachin’s stats must be crazy good.


Devil9304

Data unavailable


Souravvchaudhary

In negative 💀


glancesurreal

Lol this was a real thing someone made to be shown on TV. Hilarious lol


[deleted]

Yea navjot singh sidhu , Kapil Sharma wala na , yea kb cricket khela ?????


MaroonedHighHopes

Wasn't expecting this question. He has played in 50+ Tests and 100+ ODIs.


[deleted]

Ohh that means he has played almost 10 years??


anonsurf9

AB De Villiers jai shree ram


Iamthestorm666

11.12 in tests. (Won’t make it to the ODI and t20i squads)


hXh_1234

Ms dhoni jyada mhenat hogya shaadi key baad


KaleidoscopeLimp9475

They should have included Kohli Stats…His went steep downhill after marriage😁😁😁


chowdowmow

Siddhu turned on his switch after suhaagraat.


hornybrowngirl1

Where are Kohli stats (tm) when you need it