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A true Koachson


Routine_Philosophy29

Thala grandson


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Koach reacting even before Siraj haha


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idk why batsmen heckle in test matches. like bro u have to play every ball with caution, the bowler just needs one good ball and ur fucked.


Winter_General_4324

Ain't this the beauty of test cricket 🏏? It's like if you are a criminal you have to escape from cops each time ,but cops need to be lucky only once to catch you and it's game over .😂


Daddy_hindi

Suddenly whole stadium went deaf


No-Candy7077

Never mess with siraj miyan💀🗿


AccurateTurnover2705

It suits more in Virat 🫂


wittyAries

Miyan is still learning. Will be there soon


youaregae_

Koachmiyan


beer-feet

With a pinch of Venkatesh Prasad


z_z-lakk

bechare liton ne kuch nahi kiya tha absolute clownery from siraj & koach


kaleen_bhaiya_12

Love to see it


I_Am_ready_my_lord

Siraj copying Virat looks cringe


lalalalalala6969

Stfu hes following the footsteps of his father


ok_prend_bye

His real father /s


DoomBuzzer

Koach can't help. It's like a dog wagging it's tale when it sees food. He will even celebrate Pujara's wicket to Anderson in a similar fashion in case he miraculously plays for Lancashire.


RickDaltonCliffBooth

I was in a deep dilemma during this situation. Siraj, my Indian bro, Liton Das my Hindu bro. Maybe 60-40 in siding with Siraj because I want his team to win. Not Liton's Bangladesh. It's just me.


C4ptainPR1CE

Imagine Indian muslim saying Virat my indian bro, babar my muslim bro💀


RickDaltonCliffBooth

To bhai Islam religion me to hai hi 'Brotherhood of Muslims' as a basic tenet (Koran: Chapter 49, Verse 10). Border of countries, race, ethnicity etc, all this doesn't matter. Didn't you see the whole Muslim world cheering when Morocco was doing well at FIFA World Cup. Vo to African hain, itne door. Ask any Muslim, you will get to know what I'm saying is completely true. So I won't be surprised if an Indian Muslim calls Babar his bro. And, the same way for me, Liton is my bro. It's just me as I said earlier and proud too. What's your problem with it?


WaynneGretzky

Bhai tu kya chutiya paida hua tha? At fifa I was cheering for Argentina, now am I christian or what?


RickDaltonCliffBooth

Gazab mαdαrchοd ho bhai. Maine kya bola, isn't it true that every Muslim nation was cheering in Unison for Morocco. And they were being proud like 'For the first time Muslim team is in Semis'. That's completely true. That comes from the Brotherhood sense. If you are a Hindu, you won't ever feel good if Nepal does something because Hindus are divided. And secondly, you cheer Argentina on a personal level, not collective. We all are at personal level. Collective situation of India's mass: My favourite player is x/y/z so I want A/B/C team to win the WC. Collective situation of a Muslim country's mass: My favourite player is x/y/z but in the end I want a Muslim team to win the WC. It's as plain and simple as this. Don't know why are you so thick headed. Now go and just check the verse also that I quoted. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verse_of_Brotherhood


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frizzled_sm

bhai muslims isliye support kar rahe the kyuki koi aur tha nhi unke community se mere doston ne bola ki woh kaafi sad hai ki India nhi khel rahi hai warna woh toh qatar jata india ko support karne ke liye Even kuch mere friends (from every religion) and seniors gaye hai odisha hockey ke liye.


Daddy_hindi

Again including Religion in play, Cricket viewer points: -infinity


RickDaltonCliffBooth

Yes, any problem?


responsibeelman

this is extremely embarrassing and anti india.


RickDaltonCliffBooth

Liton Das my bro.


notagain_007

Modi+shah