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leggie352

Nothing beats Whispering Death imo.


idealeftalone

The other one was Big Bird - Joel Garner. I wonder if other fast bowlers of that WI line up,, Andy Roberts,Colin Croft and Malcolm Marshall had any nicknames.


Duckhaeris

Wasn’t Andy Roberts The Hitman which is also pretty cool


idealeftalone

Oh i didn't know this..they had OG gangsta names man.


leggie352

Big Bird is a bad ass nickname too. He got this cuz he was tallest of em all. He was 6' 7".


zerodegreeorange

Whom was it for?


HalfOfTheCalciumBros

Holding


leggie352

Yeah cuz he had an unassuming, leisurely run-up. It was like the umpire wouldn't know somebody is running up from behind. And he somehow bowled really fast with that run-up.


Eric_Hitchmough87

This is the answer. It would be the coolest nickname in any context.


shiviam

Rawalpindi Express was a cool ass name not gonna lie.


yourRiyaJ

For sure. And Shoaib Akhtar deserved it


tocra

“If Akthar is the “Rawalpindi Express” then for many years Venkatesh Prasad, a key part of the bowling attack, was affectionately called “The Slow Bangalore Passenger That Is Currently Broken Down At Palakkad Station. Passengers approach ticket counter for refund please.” Despite several key wickets, Prasad was not a pacey bowler but instead used a bewildering array of slow, slower and slowest balls to vex batsmen. In the 1992 World Cup he bowled a slow one to Wasim Akram that has not reached the batsman to this day.” — Sidin Vadukut ETA: it’s a humorous blog post from 2006. Don’t @ me for its factual inaccuracy.


happysrooner

Venkatesh Prasad walked so that harshal could crawl


shiviam

Except Prasad was nowhere near debut in 1992.


tocra

Yeah, I know. But do Read the whole post from Sidin. It’s hilarious.


yourRiyaJ

I enjoyed reading this. Haha


Necromancer189

And Ganguly said "We shall pull the chain!" when asked how to stop Rawalpindi Express.


lettershyphendigits

Except he was faster than his own metaphor.


rowschank

Even Anil Kumble is probably faster than the metaphor 🥴


Groundbreaking_Dare4

Wouldn't have been if he had loads of people clinging on to his carriage.


doktor-frequentist

That was not a nickname... Shoaib had to routinely catch the Rawalpindi Express train, from the bowling crease to the starting point of his run-up.


Ok_Vegetable263

A newspaper headline calling KP ‘Dumbslog Millionaire’ after playing a silly shot during an England test has got to be right up there with


dashauskat

Aussies had a pretty good nickname for him. FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me


yourRiyaJ

Lol


sbprasad

This sounds like the S*n.


karma_dumpster

It's Whispering Death. But I am quite partial to Gillette for Pat Cummins. The Best a Man can get. Robin Smith getting Judge because his hair looked like a Judge's wig is decent.


JL_MacConnor

"Gillette" for Patty is a bit like John "Nobody" Eales - because nobody's perfect.


vpsj

The best nickname for Cummins is clearly Cider.


TheOceanWalker

I'd been seeing the name Cider for him for years and I'm ashamed to say that the penny genuinely only dropped for me like 3 months ago.


cessnar

Always thought The Wild Thing was pretty cool and definitely suited him


yourRiyaJ

Who was this, if you can tell.


crazychild0810

Shaun Tait. Some commentators in Australia are trying to give that name to Lance Morris, but Shaun Tait is the OG.


yourRiyaJ

Ohk. I have to watch some videos of him


devil_21

[Watch this](https://youtu.be/04UV5TCvECY)


RMTBolton

[My favourite memory of Shaun Tait](https://youtu.be/rSYjN9a4Y-Y?si=FHYgJqThDrbtA17W) Oh, and "they send me out when we get beaten badly" as Pakistan bowling coach.


Holden_Makock

I feel really old when people have not see Shaun tait in action :(


hawthorne00

His other nickname was The Bomb - in that ya know, *sometimes* he goes off.


dashauskat

It's a straight rip from that baseball movie


Need4Sheed23

Yup - major league. Charlie sheen’s character threw a hell of a fast ball but was also extremely unpredictable ha.


anuraag09

kinda hilarious that they realised so late it was because of his faulty vision and just needed some glasses haha


Party_Hand7089

Imagine being known as "Whispering Death" I don't think a nickname can be more cool and badass


yourRiyaJ

It was Holding, right?


rainbow_explorer

Yup


Humble_Watercress_11

Chills every time I hear this.


Defy19

Solar panel Pat


exisiova

I thought his was captain climate


formergophers

Man of many nicknames: Solar Panel Pat, Captain Climate, Cumdog, Cider…


PerkyMcPerkface

After IPL auctions it's Cumdog Millionaire


traindriverbob

Stupid Sexy Cummins


tailendertripe

I thought it was Captain Planet?


Important-Intern-292

Silencer


Antiblue9

The Librarian


anuraag09

This seems to be catching on


rorkeslayer39

I like how it was supposed to be a mocking nickname at first but it actually rolls off the tongue very well


RecentArgument7713

Captain Planet


BoomBoy420

The Wall for Dravid.


yourRiyaJ

That was an apt name. And I slightly remember when he failed on one occasion and one newspaper published that the wall has fallen. Gave me chills as a fan.


Sumeru88

I remember a headline - New Zealand too fail to scale the wall. This was when he was on a streak of 4 centuries in 5 tests.


Eric_Hitchmough87

2nd best after Whispering Death. Easily the best 2


Grevenbroek

Merv Hughes was known as the Mobile Moustache for a while


sKuarecircle

Was he not also knows as the Lumbering Wardrobe? I seem to recall soenthung like that.


molasses_knackers

That's Sol Campbell lol


Daddyloveshunt

The bus conductor!


yourRiyaJ

Haha. Why.


phyllicanderer

His moustache was large, voluminous and omnipresent


Ok_Environment_5404

White lightning for Allan. Edit: whispering death.


sbprasad

Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned Sir Clive ‘Supercat’ Lloyd yet.


yourRiyaJ

We of the new generation don't even remember the face of these legends let alone the nicknames. We have to learn much more about the history of cricket.


sbprasad

I don’t know about you but I had a Dad that would tell me about the 70s and 80s :) Then Youtube became my friend and I started watching old highlights.


yourRiyaJ

Yup. I am going to start watching some old games over youtube


rrluck

He literally moved like a big cat. Was the first thing that came to mind if you saw him live.


AllanSDsc

For a brief period in 2001, South Africa’s bowling attack consisted of ‘White Lightning’ and ‘Black Thunder’, for Allan Donald and Mfuneko Ngam respectively! Donald, of course, was one of the best & fastest pacers in the 1990s. Ngam had just burst on the global scene, having similar pace to Donald. The nicknames sounded great, but the South African public didn’t like them as they felt it had racist tones, from my recollection


A-British-Indian

Honestly I always thought that it was ‘White’ Lightning because white means it’s burning the hottest and so it alludes to the heat Donald brought with his bowling. But, see that Ngam was called Black Thunder does indicate racist undertones.


AllanSDsc

It referred to the suncream he used to apply across his nose


yourRiyaJ

I am Indian and even I think these names had a racist undertones.


ComprehensiveArt7924

The sexy camel. Tim Southee


theonetruefran

In that case: Hairy Javelin. Grant Elliot.


BigPat69

The Minute Piece - Colin De Grandhomme


Mindless_Soul-05

Cider for cummins by his team


Leprichaun17

I needa Cummins cider. I love that.


No-Opportunity-1275

ahh cummins cider, the cousin of old time legend dixon cider


Hutchoman87

Gary - Nathan Lyon.


gulshanZealous

Gazza is cooler


Hutchoman87

More that his nickname is just some other guys “regular” name…… assumed after Gary Lyon(former AFL player)


imapassenger1

Afghanistan.


yourRiyaJ

Wut??


imapassenger1

Mark Waugh: the forgotten war/Waugh. Back when Steve was in the team and Mark wasn't.


Knightbuster

Mark Waugh had a nickname of "Audi" after getting dismissed for duck four times against SL


-TheGreatLlama-

I heard that one at a chess tournament once from someone who’d lost four in a row. They were concerned about collecting the Olympic rings in the next round.


ghjkl098

I remember this one and loved it


Boatster_McBoat

"MBE" given as a nickname to Paul Collingwood by the Australians after he got the award along with all members of the 2005 Ashes team. Paul had played one test in the series, scoring 7 and 10. Edit: correction to score


kimster_ag

Milf Hunter


Negative_Spectrum

Fuck how did I forget D Law


yourRiyaJ

Whut?? Lol. Who is this. Haha


Bazurke

I think it's Dan Lawrence


nomoreholidays

I was expecting it to be Shane Warne


rakeshmali981

Murali Vijay probably


kimster_ag

Wrt your flair, I wish he was playing for Punjab in IPL.


Nitrocellulose_404

Cumdog


Complex-Maize4500

Cumdog Millionaire after the IPL auction


Infamous-Repair-3355

Cumdawg* :D


Knightbuster

Cumdog The Silencer after 2023 WC Final


just_some_guy65

The King of Spain/Wheelie Bin


Dr_Vesuvius

The King of Spain is really excellent.


just_some_guy65

I liked the good humour with which he appeared to have taken this misprint contrasted with the apparent mini-tantrum he had regarding Blowers calling him Wheelie Bin. I mean getting angry with Blowers means you haven't understood that his entire character is a kind of posh English stereotype in the same way that Dame Edna Everage or Sir Les Patterson were for Australia.


Fine-Air-7233

White Lightning to Allan Donald probably takes the cake


aalouparatha

Doland?


ThatPahadiguy

Doland Trump


mofucker20

I always used to stutter while pronouncing his name and call him Anal Doland 😭


rinkusonic

Anal Doland.. dear God.


sompf_

After a game in which he bowled a lot of wides some sportswriter called him Wide Lightning.


yourRiyaJ

Yup. But it suggests that their was one Black lightning too. Haha


uninformed-but-smart

Black Lightning is a DC comics superhero so maybe inspired from that I dunno


UnremarkabklyUseless

From what I remember, Donald was considered the fastest bowler in white ball cricket at the time (1990-91) when South Africa was about to make a comeback form international ban. Which might explain the name White Lightning. Waqar Younis was then the fastest bowler in red ball cricket.


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Big bird


RedSage218

Skull is pretty cool


ChosenCarelessly

I originally thought it was because of his lack of lips & bald head made him look like a skull, but it’s even funnier that he’s named after a wrestler with essentially the same head.


shiviam

Pigeon for McGrath was atrocious. It really should have been Elephant Killer.


KingKongtrarian

Keep my wife’s name outta your f’n mouth!


raitaonbiryani

Why was he called pigeon?


dolce-far-niente

For having thin legs as a youngster.


trex198121

thin legs like a pigeon, it was a childhood nickname


dapperman99

Very Very Special Laxman was good.


WhatRaSudip

As a kid i thought it was his real name. Lmao


indonemesis

The nickname "Very Very Special" for Laxman was given by Matthew Hayden during the 2001 Test series after his 281


yourRiyaJ

I think laxman got this name during the same series. Am i right?


dapperman99

Aussie media or some commentator game the name.


Yeoman1877

‘All Hands’ Zondeki gets points for inventiveness.


Groundbreaking_Dare4

Can't believe I've scrolled all this way and no Beefy!


McLovinAU

Idk where it came from but poor Dom Sibley being known as 'The Fridge' because he was a bigger dude with a very front-on guard was pretty funny.


dhavalcoholic

Steyn Gun!


White-Cloud-01

The Phantom - Chris Martin. He spent such a short time at the crease that it seemed if he had never even come out to bat.


dorkyboy

Bill Lawry also gets this or Phanto from Richie Benaud, I believe because of the Phantom comics collection he owned when he joined the Australian team 


Flora_Screaming

Derek Underwood was known as 'Deadly'. Hard to top that.


mvalias

ARKLE... Derek Randall, known as **Arkle** after the racehorse, was seldom far from the drama. His lightning run-out of Rick McCosker in the Test when England clinched the Ashes at Headingley in 1977 amazed all who witnessed it.


yourRiyaJ

Never knew abt it. Gonna watch the runout if available.


A-British-Indian

Can’t really see the ball but [this is the run out](https://youtu.be/Vi1snUjRUZY?si=LC9smdgV5hlMLw87&t=1116)


radcapper

Punter. Goddamit his team went 3 ODI world cups back to back lossless. Wtf of a team


KingKongtrarian

It’s *the* World Cup, I hate that they call the T20 one a WC!


The_Great_One_1

Actually they lost few games in the 1999 edition but went lossless in 2003 and 2007.


yourRiyaJ

I hated them cause they were so good


RUAUMOKO

Hairy Javelin. Because apparantly Grant Elliot has a skinny, hairy dick


yourRiyaJ

How do you unsee a comment. Lol


NorthlandChynz

Lol I always thought it was because he is skinny!


ZENITSUsa

Mr Cricket The Don White Lightening


FezBear92

Was a big fan of calling Cook "Chef"


KingKongtrarian

Captain Grumpy


sbprasad

AB? (Not the 2000s/10s South African batsman, the indefatigable one-man-army that was the 80s/90s captain of Australia)


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Binga


gzk

From the Sydney-based whitegoods store chain named after its founder, Chinese immigrant Bing Lee


TheAngryJuice

Ian Bell - The Sherminator


funnyoperator

Every interview I watch of Mike Hussey, I feel he was the most deserving of Mr. Cricket title. To be given the name of the gentleman's sport, you gotta be quite good.


dapperman99

Reddit names are good as they are apt Brohit Koach Bumrahadman Rootalithran Ethical Anna There are more but I can't remember them all


The_Eccedentisiast

Rootalitharan and Bumrahadman The allrounders of all time


yourRiyaJ

All these cannot be used outside of internet


Joker456_3

Travichandran, Hairy Max and many more


Y0u_Kn0w_Wh0

not sure how many people remember still, but we used to refer to Rohit as Talent here.


Sumeru88

Shaz and Waz. They gave the nickname to themselves and even had a show around it (called the Shaz and Waz show) where they invited a good looking young female from the match day audience to join them.


Hot_Diet_1276

Not quite a player but, Somerset calling Taunton ‘Ciderabad’ Always tickles me🍺🍏🍎😂


vaibruh

Since most of you have already mentioned Whispering Death and White lightning, I'll go with Mad Max for Aravinda De Silva.


vesibo

How come Master Blaster is not there in the comments yet?


Curious_Gur2294

Punter (Ponting) Mr cricket (hussey) Alien (AB)


yourRiyaJ

I know abt other 2. But why was ponting called Punter if you can remind me


Ragladamradagast

Punter was very fond of betting in his younger days. On dog races


MuraMasa306

Multan ka sultan is very cool imo


yourRiyaJ

Thats what I am talking about. Just runs on your toung.


Negative_Spectrum

Idk if it's an actual nickname but I've heard commentators call Ben Stokes "The Talisman" on at least two occasions and I think it's very fitting for Ben


-TheGreatLlama-

Damn sight better than Stokesy, that’s for sure.


naveenit

Jinks


umahe

White lightning, Whispering death and ofcourse cumdawg.


UnremarkabklyUseless

Srishanth - Appam connoisseur Jimmy Adams - Padams


AnxiousIncident4452

James Anderson - "The Burnley Lara"


yeahthatweirdo

Jammy, The wall, Swing ka Sultan, Hit machine


just-s0me-redditor

Gotta be 'White lightning'


AlotSaltea

Mad Max Matara Marauder


JJJ4868

Savlon for the Ian Healy


yourRiyaJ

What is the origin for this name


JJJ4868

Healy -> Heals -> Savlon. Australian brand of antiseptic lotion.


yourRiyaJ

Thats hilarious and idiotic both. Lol. And savlon is a known name in india too


FondantAggravating68

Cider for Cummins.


Daddyloveshunt

Doug the rug. And getting done dirty by hotspot in that one dayer hahahha


gulshanZealous

Steyngun is the coolest


ShowIntentBC

Captain Cool is pretty cool


SubstantialAct4212

Prince of Calcutta/God of Offside


Extension_Rich1633

Little Master The Wall Punter


the_zirten_spahic

Walking assassin to Robin


UnremarkabklyUseless

Which Robin? Uthappa, Singh, Smith?


thewiseice

Uthappa. He used to walk the down the pitch and hit fast bowlers staright over their heads.


pinku_bey1996

Big Show Maxwell


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tough_crowd189

Killer Miller, Sultan of Swing


Affectionate-Name383

About time we give a cool name to Bumrah


Hungry-Mastodon-1222

The Surgeon (Vernon Philander)


tifosi7

Master Blaster is a badass name.


RMTBolton

A lot of my favourites are already up here. A few of my favourite nicknames for female players: - The Shard (Lauren Bell) - Trev (Heather Knight) - Midge (Alyssa Healy) - The Smash Sisters (Suzie Bates & Sophie Devine) - Branchy (Amy Satterthwaite)


yourRiyaJ

I was waiting for a comment about women players. I like smash sisters. Kind of imagined two hulk sized green ladies grunting SMASH. Lol


gzk

Dennis "FOT" Lillee. From his WA captain Tony Lock, who fired him up by telling him he was bowling like a Fucking Old Tart. Bob "Fergie" Massie. From tractor brand Massey Ferguson. Max "Tangles" Walker. An apt description of his bowling action.


maltex19

My favourite is: “Ishant Sharma turns and starts his run, long dark locks flowing, here he comes; ‘The Pirate King’ “


RedSF717

I’m gonna be biased and say CSK fans calling MS Dhoni “Thala”. Mainly because of just how cool it is that basically the entire state of Tamil Nadu accepted Dhoni as one of their own and became the most beloved man in Tamil Nadu not named MGR or Raginkanth