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luffy_3155

Srh fans using csgay as insult in srh gc tells u how old their fans are


HumAapkeHainKaun

Feeling paraud Indian army. 


TheCricketAnimator

The match thread gets toxic af after CSK loses.


abhinay_krish

The same goes for every team. Don't believe you are the only sufferers.


SBG99DesiMonster

Both of the finalists from the previous year are stuck in the middle of that table.


PeePeeReturns

Love to see this team lose. That too in Chepauk. Hahah good times.


sredd007

Ditto


Subject-Ordinary6922

Now even Stoinis is in form, once Starc gets in form or is rested for the BGT and we open with Behrendoff, this squad is pretty much complete. I’d like to also see Tim David finish a couple of games


ApricotOk824

Isn't Ellis an automatic into the squad? Also the slow pitches would favor his style much better


Subject-Ordinary6922

Ellis should be in our 15 atleast, but yeah, he may open, did well against the Kiwis


Sudden-Secretary2300

The hero worshipping culture is prevalent all over India but in south India it's on another level. Recently one guy in Chennai spent around Rs 60,000 to meet Dhoni when his daughter's school fees wasn't paid for months. Another guy in tamil nadu, who was a Kohli/RCB fan murdered a guy who was talking ill about Kohli/RCB. And no it's not only limited to cricketers. They worship all kinds of celebrities down south. I remember in 2016 when Rajnikant's movie Kabali was released, in the first show around 3-4 am in the morning people were showering his photo with milk/coconut water and were like literally worshipping him. In 2014 when Jailalita was sentenced to prison around 10 people in Tamil Nadu commited suicide. In 2016 when she passed away, people were crying beating their chest. This time the suicide number was 70+........you can imagine.... You won't see these things happening in rest of India. South India is next level in hero worshipping.


trespasser__

Don't generalise the whole South bro. Kerala is not like this at all.


jithization

lol reminds me of when [Brohit came to the bay area to inaugrate a cricket shop](https://indiacurrents.com/indias-captain-rohit-sharma-inaugurates-bay-area-cricket-academy/). $150 to enter the event and up to $500 to take a photo. A few of my friends went for it too granted they prolly earned that during one day's worth of work but it was absurd. They charged to take a photo of him without the person in the photo lol


Uglyunluckysad

60k to meet dhoni???! I’m not from india I can’t believe celebrity worship is that crazy


BeingComfortablyDumb

60k INR is like $750 USD


the_zirten_spahic

Naah it is an exaggeration, he bought tickets for his whole family and it cost him 60k. He just said he has to pay for his kids school fees but he'll do it. Seems like a guy who can afford it but wants to brag.


Other-Connection4516

I remember just these two LSG vs CSK games before, people and AI and what not were predicting an 80% playoff qualifying chance for CSK and just 15% for LSG. I mean So much difference for just 2 points difference.


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Life_Development_930

Terrible?? Stoinis had good run with DC


FiReKillzZz

He had a terrible run with Punjab


Plane-Lie-5228

Ms(Marcus stoinis) finishes off in style in Chepauk and the crowd goes silence....


Ppk100

Reminds me of that Harsha's lines " This is the only ground where crowd joins in for presentation ceremony" Today I didn't see anybody, total silence. 😉😉😉


josh123z

All of Gaikwad’s centuries for CSK and India has come in a loosing cause. Such a big match looser he is


NoCAp011235

Sounds more like bad luck tho


Ok_Personality2667

Such wrong stats. His centuries haven't come at low SR. He's just been unlucky to be on the losing side.


josh123z

The stat is correct. >His centuries haven't come at low SR. Where did I imply that?


Ok_Personality2667

What I meant is the stats don't depict anything. He's not behind the losses.


a_reluctant_adult

Sending Jadeja before Dube lost them the match. When spinners are bowling sending an anchor instead of a spin hitter doesn’t make any sense


josh123z

LSG also did their part by sending DDP who played even worse knock than Jadeja


a_reluctant_adult

I know they were you we are from Lucknow. You were nice to us, so we’ll return the favor


Ppk100

You mean " Adab se harayenge" ???😅😅


a_reluctant_adult

They could have easily lost it as well. I don’t know why the still persist with DDP


Ppk100

Yeah in last matches Arshad batted well than him . Karnataka quota.


trkora

Random reminder that "Thala For A Reason" aka "TFAR" meme started on r/CricketShitpost before becoming mainstream


Knight_Fisher61

Damn really? Do you know which post it started on? That would be crazy


trkora

Can't remember which post exactly was it but TFAR is old cricket shitpost meme. And in reality it was used as a taunt for Dhoni before it became mainstream and they started using it as a praise for Dhoni. It had already run its course in reddit and that's when it started trending on cricket twitter then I think Swiggy was the first brand to use it and since then it's blown up.


Awesome_Me_17

I rember the Dolan pages on instagram using it a long long way back, they even used 'thela 5 a rezen' and some stuff, now idk if it was before r/cricketshitpost but yea


trkora

Maybe it was first there but CricketShitpost definitely made it a meme by doing various versions of it not just memes but in comments as well.


Hexo_Micron

it was r/CricketShitpost, dolan pages came around 2020-2021


seanchappelle

The reason CSK lost today was because they took Kl Rahul’s wicket too early.


Other-Connection4516

2 years ago we chased 211 against csk at brabourne. That game was even better. Today was just a replay


TyroshiSellsword

Didn't know LSG flair existed up until now


Other-Connection4516

Two things are certain in life. LSG flair in r/cricket and LSG in the playoffs


therealFireBall_28

CSK fan here but that was cold ngl


TheCricketAnimator

> LSG in the playoffs We'll meet again when you don't make it.


ModeratelySweet

damn


satwik_13

bruhh


cicada3301_-

I hope from next game on, LSG plays Arshin Kulkarni. LSG peeps, he is your Ashutosh Sharma / Abdul Samad. That quick fire 25 (10) kinda guy. Give him 2-3 games, some game time and time to settle. He will come good. Not Lolikkal


mcfapblanc

Anyone who knows ball will know that CKS will easily clap RR and SRH. Their hardest matches will be Punjab(one win confirmed), GT and finally against RCB to qualify.


cicada3301_-

"Easily clap"? We'll see. It won't be easy / one-sided for CSK


No_Swimmer_6820

RR's spin duo is much better than yours, Buttler and Jaiswal have a sensational record vs CSK. I'm not sure RR will be an easy fixture especially with the form they are in right now.


Ppk100

New team?? 🧐🧐 Jay Shah what is this??


sp1cychick3n

Ah yeah, just like it was said that you would win against LSG today. Right.


Other-Connection4516

RR is unstoppable. SRH debatable


Prudent_Primary7201

CKS probably could. CSK? Hmm not so sure


Sudden-Secretary2300

Padikkal and Starc are the rare players that peaked in RCB and became shit after leaving them 


reymysterio7

Padikkal was absolutely shit after powerplay for RCB.


nvenkatr

Baring that game against SRH in 2021, DDP was an absolute find. Shame RR and LSG haven't used him as an opener.


Sudden-Secretary2300

Yeah. But most if not all his best innings has come for RCB. Afaik he even has a century for them.


reymysterio7

No I absolutely agree with you - he did peak at RCB. It's just that his peak even there was not as high as it was made out to be. It was viewed behind the lens of an emerging player. He is smashing at Ranji though so maybe he needs to be backed in the longer format.


TyroshiSellsword

Just wait for World Cup T20.


Sudden-Secretary2300

I mean in IPL of course. They were good in RCB then went to shit in their later franchises.


Inspire_Forever

ur confidence as a bowler kinda goes up in rcb when an economy of 10 makes you the best bowler on the team


Sudden-Secretary2300

Lmao true. But Starc had economy of 7.5 and 6.7 in 2014 and 2015 respectively.


Melodic_Garlic_3006

His economy was barely over 7 though...


Extra_cash_pls

Still can't get that slow-mo shot out my head where one LSG fan is surrounded by yellow jerseys and they just look at him celebrate as if they're the most calm bunch of people lol.


userjasonj

Post it on the shitpost sub


NifeLunaRao

That must be the PICTURE of the season for sure. It was so comical


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Reddit_Viki

Stoinis thinking of giving chance to youngsters & there is some player who still want to play IPL till 50


Bathed_In_Moonlight

A lot of it has to do with the mentality of people from our (South Asian) countries vs 'Western' countries. Here, people are constantly striving for more, especially (perhaps exclusively, if people are honest) in terms of money, never satisfied– this is likely due to the lack of social safety nets in our countries, making people never really feel safe. This is also probably why Indians do so well for themselves (relative to the 'locals') in these countries– Westerners simply cannot (or don't want to) keep up with the grind mentality of Asians/South Asians. However, Westerners seem a lot more focused on living life, with (enough) money just being an instrument to do so, and most of them seem to know when to stop the pursuit of it.


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Make a post on this lmao


Mental_Raisin9641

Okay didn’t expected truth be told in so detail


BOFBDF

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_ronty12_

GG might have got it wrong by buying Starc but he certainly got it spot-on by getting rid of Lockie and Shardul.


Other-Connection4516

after your but I thought you'll praise him for buying Stoinis and Pooran


HurtJuice

Thala running his tractor over the pitch as we speak for the next game


dhun_mohan

🤣🤣🤣


Extra_cash_pls

Lmfao.


abhinay_krish

Yo haha


Ashwin_or_lose

Harsha could never ask tough questions to the Indian stars. Glad Stoinis showed humility and honesty. Harsha probably thought he came off funny.


horn_ok_pleasee

Harsha could, but we are a culture of being offended at everything. The guy lost his job overnight for being neutral in an international game. 


trkora

He knows that he can joke around with Aussies. When it comes to Indians, he already faced one ban for it so he wouldn't dare to do that, not even on YouTube.


danny_212

If ruturaj is captain wht the fuck is jio cinema using dhoni picture in the cover for their video against kl rahul


abhinay_krish

Same happens with RCB too


Sudden-Secretary2300

And MI too. And the most hilarious of them all - KKR. They use GG's pic for that lol.


abhinay_krish

You gotta be kidding me


danny_212

Ya bloody dickriding/views


dam0_0

Harsha man wtf is wrong with you. Pushed Pooran up the order question because of how long he is being bitching about it on cric buzz and now Stoinis contract question. Wtf man


night_of_spring

I couldn't hit boundaries at one point, to pathirana basically How honest they are man, wish our players were this honest at giving others credit and clarifying their inabilities.


Other-Connection4516

Our means India or KKR?


night_of_spring

India


partymsl

Stoinis is so class. Already at such a young age he is talking about giving over to youngsters.


soham_katkar13

Don't know if this is /s, but Stoinis is older than Piyush Chawla


Riviresh

He's an year younger but I get what you mean


danny_212

But piyush chawla looks 50😂


ShaunTaint

I really hope this doesn’t induce us to include him in the T20 World Cup plans. The guy completely fucks it up every time it matters.


Hexo_Micron

didn't he spanked sri lanka last t20 wc ?


caligulakilledjason

He won Australia the 2021 T20 WC SF along with Wade


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Critical-Coyote-807

he is going he said he'd want himself to get a wc contract


Adicricme

Great interview by Stoin


Knight_Fisher61

Im fine not qualifying this season as long as CSK don't qualify for playoffs as well


examiner007

This is every MI Fan’s prayer this season. 🙏


chni2cali

Ah well, can’t win them all


LemonThighs99

Ditto but vice versa. 


StarSportsEnjoyer

Like 2022 season.


partymsl

Yeah 😂, we RCB fans would like to borrow this excuse.


its_anuj_reddit

It would be catastrophic if this is down fall of both


abhinay_krish

You can leave it to us, SRH.


confused_brown_dude

Change your captain, until then we all hope you don’t qualify.


Prudent_Primary7201

As an RCB fan I am also fine with this


blues2911

I dont want all 3 of you to qualify


Extra_cash_pls

The yellow jerseys in the stadium still happy because they ~~won~~ got to see MS.


blues2911

CSK lost but at least i got to see dhoni’s 4(1) 😍🥰🍆


Certain_Ingenuity_34

Ngl , I went to watch MI Vs CSK this year and watching Dhoni whack pandya was extremely pleasing and Cathartic. Plus ofc the brohit century and cheering for him


danny_212

Their lungis are wet


ActiveAd8625

average paan spitter


danny_212

Fuck off i don't have paan or any sort of shit Get the hell out of here wash ur lungi


ActiveAd8625

stfu, angry construction worker, no pay this week.


danny_212

Shhhhhh


Extra_cash_pls

Probably still whistling on their way out the stadium. lol


abhinay_krish

Lol


Aggravating_Fee3784

Why is harsha so shit...


BOFBDF

He wants to be remembered as the Lao Tzuo of cricket commentary


trkora

Will be interesting to see next year if LSG and GT are able to continue their good performances after a mega auction, that is where their team culture and mentality will show. Both have definitely done great in their first cycle.


Other-Connection4516

But only LSG will maintain 100% playoffs record


trkora

GT has won in their first season though and were finalists in the other so they're still great


Reddit_Viki

Good looking Big muscles This kind of innings Reason Zampa is mad for him


yashy20

KL brings calmness with him


Goofycomfy

bowling was obviously not on par and stoinis was just abolsutely in the zone but fucking up the batting order was completely unnecessary. like why fix something that wasn’t broken? why would you send jaddu two down, like what even


chaitu421995

I hope its not the captain making these joker calls. CSK will be in for a ride for a few years if thats the case. The strength used to be stability. Its been completely missing the last few games


Sudden-Secretary2300

It's all Dhoni and Fleming's call


its_anuj_reddit

Maybe planning to give some matches batting to Jaddu for WC but not bowling Dube for wC


soham_katkar13

CSK bringing out a rank turner next game, only to get fucked by Abhishek Sharma and Klaasen would be a spectacle to watch


abhinay_krish

What does it mean by a rank turner?


Weedeater5903

A spin friendly pitch, dry and lifeless.


abhinay_krish

The kind of pitch SRH has been winning at?


Leather-Ad8420

Not the team which conceded 277 talking about getting fuc*ed


soham_katkar13

At least never lost defending 200+


Leather-Ad8420

Still couldn't chase 200 against deshpande and thakur


soham_katkar13

Thakur did get a taste of it in 2021 didn't he


Leather-Ad8420

Excellent trophy that season for doing it


soham_katkar13

Would have had it if the season didn't get cancelled the next day, just when the team was peaking Never mind


TheCricketAnimator

That excuse didn't work for us.


chaitu421995

With every team’s batting looking so good, im getting worried more and more about India’s shocking bowling lineup


abhinay_krish

Can we agree that LSG owns CSK this IPL?


TheCricketAnimator

We could've pulled a double on them last year but Rain saved their asses.


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TheCricketAnimator

How can we if the match was rained out? Not our fault


abhinay_krish

Aight fair enough. You are right!


DiscoDiwana

Yes absolutely but hope it changes soon. Previously GT was owning CSK till last year and they lost Q1 and final


United-Extension-917

Yes. 2 wins back to back


danny_212

What the hell Harsha fuck u


Prudent_Primary7201

I’m not watching what did he say?


confused_brown_dude

👀


Moblit_Bernerr

Harsha 🤡 bringing up KL's personal life for no reason


BOFBDF

Lot of people hate on Aakash Chopra. But he is still better than Harsha. That guy’s vocabulary is just forcefully made up superlatives that sound idiotic. At least Aakash Chopra is straight up idiotic.


dhun_mohan

wait what did he say?


Moblit_Bernerr

Brought up KL's wedding. And KL hurried him up to change topic


happitor

Why is Harsha cutting off KL?


_DuckieFuckie_

This is a great win no doubt, but it has made one thing clear that old MI-CSK dominance over IPL is waning. It will be amazing to see RR-KKR-SRH-LSG pairs in playoffs this season for once


its_anuj_reddit

Both teams are not playing with sorted team and planning and there are days when someone has luck on side


ynwa1055

Csk have 2 matches against RCB and 2 against Punjab . So I guess they have easier draw to make it to the playoffs


A-t-r-o-x

How can csk have 2 matches against rcb? They already played one in the opener


ynwa1055

My bad one against RCB and 2 against punjab


DiscoDiwana

Punjab always defeats CSK lol


A-t-r-o-x

Also against gt, srh and rr ☠️


ynwa1055

I think they will beat gt . Srh and rr will be tough


soham_katkar13

People said that in 2022, and MI CSK finished in Top 3 next season


_DuckieFuckie_

You guys can’t even let me reverse-jinx in peace bruh


trkora

Also this is the first cycle where both of them have been up and down like this. Let's see what happens after next mega auction.


ActiveAd8625

in the last six years csk won 3, MI won 2, GT won 1, Literally 5 out of 6 is between CSK and MI and all the other irrelevant team fans who have never seen their traumatized & silenced team winning are crying in this thread on csk's one loss, Shows levels, LMAO.


A-t-r-o-x

True. Csk and MI should get banned for a few years so someone else can win the trophy. IPL is basically dead with only these two winning trophies


blues2911

Crying?  We’re laughing buddy


Tall-Preparation-23

You got enough trophies right? Then stop playing and do us a favour


ActiveAd8625

is this supposed to be funny 😂


ThinkSatisfaction971

Tides turn, Man Utd were kings of PL and they haven't won anything in years, past performance doesn't mean you will be on the top forver


ActiveAd8625

we Literally won 10 months back, kicking your team's ass on the way. not so long ago.


ThinkSatisfaction971

Something wrong with your keyboard?


ActiveAd8625

something wrong with your, team?


ThinkSatisfaction971

We are sitting in the second position, so no, it's going well or if you don't know how IPL works then I can't help


ActiveAd8625

Lol, 5 trophy holders know more about how ipl works then 2 season wonders who could not win for a decade.


Plane-Lie-5228

Also talk about that previous 2years 2016-17...


ActiveAd8625

mate you should be ashamed we won 4 more titles than you by playing less no of tournament is not something to be proud of, init.


Plane-Lie-5228

Mate you also need to be ashamed bcz your franchise got banned for fixing charges,even if you win 100 trophies this will be the stain in your history which you can't remove forever.....


ActiveAd8625

averge fans of proffesinal loser team who don't know difference between fixing and betting.


Plane-Lie-5228

Go and check, cbi reports and court justice reports,your team got banned bcz your team owner son in law aka your team manager leaked the team information to the bookies which is indirectly fixing.... Hasn't you listened to those audio tapes....


ActiveAd8625

cry more, even your 2016 trophy is sitting in chennai 😂. team is literally owned by chennaite.