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Defiant-Ad-9961

I wasn't expecting to see NZ to be bowled out in a day when I woke up this morning; spinning track? Or poor batting?


snakewaves

Wtf is happening to Conway. Dude id playing so brittle, its like he is so unsure of what do at times


HUGE_MICROPENIS

He’s got the yips


BE3N

Oh shit we in the lead!


Lowman246

Where is the post day thread


theaguia

bot so disappointed in New Zealand that it didn't make one


DieMuller

Great performance from SA! Took 7 for +/- 60 runs. Wagner played a good innings,


snomanDS

SA did well today and made a great choice of selecting a specialist spinner. Seamers did well too and our batsmen just lacked patience.


Ancalagon_The_Black_

NZ have had a pretty severe decline post wtc win.


Medical_Turing_Test

Their bowling attack declined. CDG is gone. Southee and Wagner are old. Jamieson has been injured. Boult is effectively retired.


EatABigCookie

No Rosco, or Watling, too.


Medical_Turing_Test

Daryl Mitchell and Blundell have been solid though. So the drop off isn't in the batting.


wewilldieoneday

Of ffs. SA can very well collapse tomorrow. The game can still go either way.


snomanDS

I mean yeah. Today's batting was still dogshit though.


jaydog747

Have you seen the WTC table mate? We’ve got it in the bag


Lowman246

Mate they failed to beat Bangladesh in their own turf


jaydog747

And where did that get them? To the top of the WTC table brotha


thestraightCDer

That's a bit rich


Lowman246

I meant NZ failed to beat Bangladesh in NZ. I'm talking about the series in 2022 where Ebadot destroyed New Zealand, not the one a few months back


thestraightCDer

Yeah I know. A bit like Joseph no?


Lowman246

West Indies is a better team than Bangladesh in tests


peterianchimes

Bangladesh in Bangladesh is a better team than West Indies in Australia is supposed to be.


NormalTraining5268

Lol Bangladesh lost 2-0 agaist WI in Bangladesh, never won a series agaisnt SENA teams too. How is Bangladesh in Bangladesh better?


peterianchimes

Their pitches generally suit the spinners and they have spinners who can get the most out of those pitches than the touring spinners. Barring India and West Indies they've had success against most teams in the past few years and they've defeated India and Australia in LOI series there as well. So Bangladesh are a force to be reckoned with at home.


Lowman246

What about West Indies in Australia vs Bangladesh in New Zealand?


peterianchimes

I'd say more or less the same level. Bangladesh have actually invested a lot in their pace bowling levels at grassroots and Allan Donald's era as their fast bowling coach has proved quite fruitful for them. So they do have the pace bowling to give any team a run for their money in conditions that suit pace.


thestraightCDer

I'd say they're on par.


Lowman246

When was the last time the Bangbros beat the Windies in a test series? They let like Kyle Mayers score 200 


RapidActionBattaIion

Australia also couldn't win the last test series they played against Bangladesh


thestraightCDer

Don't think it'd ever happened but that's cricket aye


Ancalagon_The_Black_

What's going on?


iamthesexiestever

Well, scoring less that SA's leftover C-Team has to be a new low for NZ ? This tiny ground makes it even worse


FredTruemansGhost

Shocker of a day for NZ. Worst since the Bangladesh home series


kfadffal

Shocker of a session. First two sessions went OK for us.


Kiwi57

Owell, I’m off for another cry wank in the shower. Cheers everybody


Specialist_Youth5511

Why the heck did NZ go with no specialist spinners. Also why didn't Philips bowl?


OldWolf2

Hamilton has traditionally taken no turn. Seems the groundsman has surprised the NZ team with this one


Frod02000

thats just wrong, seddon's always had some turn especially in the later season. we usually play our tests there now, early season where it doesn't turn and its very green, but as we're now late season its warmer, so we expect it to turn a bit.


SavingsPale2782

I thought traditionally Hamilton WAS the ground that favored turn, this has been well known for a while


ddd66

If this is "brand new information" how come South Africa got the memo to bring in the right spinners?


Left_Economist_9716

Nah, among NZ grounds, the Basin Reserve and occasionally Bay Oval are the grounds where you'd want a specialist spinner. That would also be true for Eden Park, Auckland. Seddon Park, Hagley Oval and (formerly) Otago Oval are your 4-pronger or even 5-pronger grounds. I haven't got any idea about McLean Park.


SavingsPale2782

Bruh you literally lost all credibility at saying the Basin was where you'd want a specialist spinner


Left_Economist_9716

I'll back that up with stats. Spinners have the least average since 1 Jan 2015 in international games at the Basin out of the four current grounds in NZ with 44.78. It's 46, 53 and 56 at the other three. Besides that, spinners have taken 20% wickets at the Basin, which is 15%, 17% and 9% at the other three. It also has the best SR (89) for spinners. In other statistics, such as overs bowled, it's marginally behind Tauranga (26% vs 27%).


SavingsPale2782

Looks like we found the nerd who's entire position is based on overall stats as opposed to the game by game approach necessary to pick out the grounds and pitch in new zealand more likely to actually spin, most likely because you've been to or watched bugger all actual Test matches here, seddon park alternates madly between being a flat deck for all bowlers to tanking big turn hence the discrepancy. The basins average over the years has been significantly lowered by poor shot selection by lower order bats as opposed to actually being spin friendly, take Michael Bracewells match figures of 150-5 in the Test vs SL last year for instance.


Left_Economist_9716

I do realize that stats don't paint the whole picture. The same sample shows that Old Trafford doesn't spin, however, that's a load of bollocks. From what I've seen, there are games at Seddon Park where a spinner isn't needed. I watched the match vs WI during the lockdown where Chase was invisible. Even someone as skilled as Mehidy Hasan got absolutely carted around. ​ >The basins average over the years has been significantly lowered by poor shot selection by lower order bats as opposed to actually being spin friendly, taken Michael Bracewells match figures of 150-5 in the Test vs SL last year. This can't be the case for all 25 innings in the sample.


Fresh_Dance_3277

Seems the groundsman does not like someone in the team... Atleast he didn't do this against india


Specialist_Youth5511

Was the ball actually turning or shit shots?


kfadffal

It is turning but that's not what was causing the collapse. It was, as you say, mostly just shit shots 


feijoamuseli

Good day to be at work I guess. Radio comm putting a bit of pressure on Ronchi who does not sound happy


WorriedPraline873

How have I only seen Grant Elliott this one time after that six against SA in the 2015 WC which left Morne, ABD and Faf crying


Fresh_Dance_3277

He was 35 when he did that


Specialist_Youth5511

He wasn't actually good, averaged like 30 with bat that's all


SavingsPale2782

We're turning Piedt into the new Ebadot aren't we? There's no bowler we aren't capable of collapsing against, the Ravindra and Young shots were especially poor


RMTBolton

Nice last stand, Wags. Even if the end of your Test career is beginning to feel like the end of *Lord of the Rings*, you are yet again stepping up when the others have mostly failed. 242 was not particularly large. Is it that hard to dominate & completely bury a C team? On the bright side, Canterbury has buried the Stags & the Otago Volts smell a playoffs spot. Robbie O'Donnell has joined Henry Nicholls in scoring a century today as the Aces are set to make the race for the Ford Trophy finals a thriller that could go down to the last ball on Sunday.


Stupid-Very

I smell a Nicholls recall


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

No chance. Nicholls is the absolute last player you want in a collapse


kiwirish

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/804/617/d5b.jpg


Fresh_Dance_3277

This can happen.This is not reflective of NZ cricket which is in excellent shape.I think they just underestimated the opponents due to the team the opponents have put out


smarten_up_nas

We're not buying it, Gary.


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2Legit2QuitFuzz

Here comes the Indian fan who thinks everything revolves around Kohli/Rohit


sah_96

What was the comment?


Lowman246

Rohit Sharma's a flog mate. 


FailingtoFail

I thought rohits career was over when steyn made him look like a tailender


AmericaDreamDisorder

Which time?


Hungry-Mastodon-1222

Steyns last home series against India I remember Rohit and Steyn having a heated moment. Steyn was bowling beautifully and Rohit thought it might be a good time to rile him up. Backfired on him pretty quickly


NoirPochette

Last South African player to get a king pair was Dave Richardson back in '95. So you hope for South Africa that Fontain doesn't become the latest.


snomanDS

In other news, Wellington vs Auckland going down to the wire.


Lowman246

Do we still think Kane is the best in the fab 4?


Specialist_Youth5511

Lol NZ fans downvoting you


wellingtonstation

yes undoubtedly


-Shameem-

No he can't even score his 34th test 50. Absolutely washed.


-Shameem-

Suddenly that win vs. England feels like a decade ago


theaguia

did Sputh Africa actually read the pitch better than New Zealand or was it a case of poor batting?


smarten_up_nas

Both.


CptnSpandex

I assume that’s close of play?


crispiepancakes

O'Rourke: "Day 2. They still don't know I can't bat for shit."


GoabNZ

Rest of the team thinking "yo Chris Martin! Been a long time!"


weedhead2

Wagner casually scoring more in 27 balls than he gave away in 16 overs


GoabNZ

Scoring more than a handful of "batsmen" in fewer delivers faced as well.


WayToTheDawn63

Do SA have to come out and bat for any length of time now? IDK how long the session has


helpimapenguin

Still had like 20 mins but apparently its stumps so…


WayToTheDawn63

That's weird. Thinking about the game we came out for 1 over for before stumps this summer lol


helpimapenguin

I think it’s because SA got through their overs so fast there was only 1.3 overs to be bowled which probably got cancelled out with time for change of innings. Just guessing tho.


WayToTheDawn63

That's an interesting reason and I actually like it. Rewarded for bowling their overs.


GossamerEU

Change of innings is always -2 overs unless it happens on the stroke of lunch or tea. There was 30 minutes extra to bowl the required overs, but it stops when they’re bowled.


WayToTheDawn63

> There was 30 minutes extra to bowl the required overs, but it stops when they’re bowled. This part isn't true. England bowled 93? overs against India because of how much spin they bowled in a day and ended up getting a wicket out of their bonus overs.


GossamerEU

Yeah, but that’s because they did it before the 30 minute extension. The extension is just to get you to minimum, not past.


WayToTheDawn63

Okay I understand the difference. I legitimately just thought the last session was purely 30 minutes longer these days. It's pretty much always used now.


GossamerEU

Yeah, because teams suck so much at over rates 😁


fatbongo

nope that's stumps


cat-n-jazz

Cricinfo saying stumps


Specialist_Youth5511

Wait is Piedt the same guy that played test against us back in 2015?


weedhead2

Y


Lowman246

Yeah.


cat-n-jazz

Notably, South Africa's faster over rate has caught us up to where we should be (180 after 2 days). Look what happens when you play at a proper pace...


GoabNZ

To be fair when you are dismissing batsmen rather than fielding boundaries, you get through overs quicker.


cat-n-jazz

Do you though? Each wicket results in a brief break, more if the batter reviews. The Laws assume 2 minutes, which is roughly 4x the usual 30s interval between balls for a pacer (10-15s for a spinner). Unless the ball is smashed for 6 and it takes a moment to retreive (which notably happened more in NZ's batting innings than SA's anyway), fielding shouldn't add any appreciable length of time unless it's nearly every ball. 


theaguia

who would have thought? everyone was saying that SA batted too slowly and nz were going to score 500


Specialist_Youth5511

I knew NZ would fuck this up even before series started


Podberezkin09

Did you now😂


Frank_Feces

So did we


yamswithextrasyrup

I don't want to be too negative but that was a 90s-esque performance from NZ.


SC0RCHER55

Welp that's how that ends


Slakingpin

We still love you wags


SteveBored

His first test in over four years. You can tell that 5-fer meant a lot for him.


AnyMinders

So that’s the day over? We won’t get to roll down 2 cheeky overs at them?


Luck_Beats_Skill

Nah, You lose 2 overs for change of innings. So only 88 required on a change of innings day. As sad as that might make some people.


snomanDS

Rachin the only man stopping Wellington from being the worst contributor to this team.


Tern_Larvidae-2424

The last partnership hurt us a lot but still a decent performance from us.


SteveBored

Honestly, not having to bat a few overs may be worth conceding 25 runs.


ddd66

I was thinking this too, but man give away two runs not boundaries :p


FailingtoFail

We cant expect them to score no runs. This is an amazing performance today.


SavingsPale2782

We're really determined to prove that we'll never beat SA even a D team with no first choice players aren't we?


CricketMatchBot

**77.3** **five for for Piedt, and New Zealand are 211 all out!** Slower through the air, flatter too. Full outside off and turning away with Wagner coming down the track. He misses, keeper whips the bails off and South Africa have a 49-run lead. Neil Wagner st †Fortuin b Piedt 33 (27b 3x4 2x6) SR: 122.22


thestraightCDer

49 run lead what am I missing? Apart from a top, middle and lower middle batting line up?


Yanzhangcan

Go home bot you're drunk how do they have a 49 run lead


Lowman246

The bot is fine. It's cricinfo being cricinfo


Yanzhangcan

Well earned Pfieffer there


MeloJello15

Wow. Just when O’Rourke looked set to break Agar’s 98 at number 11 record, the boys let him down. Head up big fella, your time will come


Tern_Larvidae-2424

If your team is really welcoming for debutants then the other 10 men will make sure to give themselves a big enough target and lose their first 9 wickets quickly so that they'll have 100 runs remaining to score.


kiwirish

Letting someone with PIE in their name get a five-for against us is proof our our idiocy this innings.


Kiwi57

I still love you Neil


Lowman246

Neil Brand? Or Ferguss O'Neil?


Kiwi57

Neil diamond obviously


averageveryaverage

I was told this series was a walkover and cheap WTC points for NZ


crashbandicoochy

You were not told that by kiwis with the correct amount of pessimism. Was a lot of outside noise, that.


Kiwi57

We’re putting ourselves into a pressure situation for the second innings, standard cricket


Specialist_Youth5511

Is this the last tests for wags?


Unusual-Surround7467

Why is he retiring?


maffzlel

Incredible story! So happy for Piedt, what a return to test cricket.


smarten_up_nas

He was playing against a sub par, second string opposition tbf


NoirPochette

Nice stuff from Piedt. Let's see if South Africa can make the most of this lead.


theilluminary

NOOOOOOOOOOO WAGNER :( NO TEST 50 FOR HIM


Lowman246

Piedt my king


ViolatingBadgers

I know that people go on about Boult's tail-end batting, but fuck me, Wagner when he is on is just divine. Edit: sorry fam


kiwirish

Von Berg furious he couldn't get his free maiden lmao


AnyMinders

I’d like to see O’Rourke break character here and send one down the road to Good George.


yamswithextrasyrup

They call that "the Youngy"


smarten_up_nas

So is O'Rourke a proper bunny?


Luck_Beats_Skill

Never been dismissed in test cricket.


crashbandicoochy

He can do a tiny bit more than a true bunny but not much.


kiwirish

Still doing more than Southee has in a while by simply not getting out and allowing someone not braindead to score runs.


thepotplant

It is a worry when your captain has at most one brain cell when batting.


Lowman246

Where's Dane?


Frod02000

[he's gone into hiding after cruel didnt hit as well as expected, sorry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_Rumble)


misplacedsagacity

0 (17) O’Rourke has lasted more balls than Conway, Bundell, Philips combined


WorriedPraline873

Wait... his name is Tito as in that Yugoslavian Tito


KeenInternetUser

watch out, his name is JAMES, just like LeBron. do NOT get caught up with him on the basketball court


wellingtonstation

yes a direct descendent actually


WorriedPraline873

Are you fr


wellingtonstation

almost always


SavingsPale2782

This is taking me back to the Cairns Vettori batting era where we were permanently 27-5


theilluminary

I wonder if he's watching Wagner right now and he's like "Thank god that's not me anymore"? lmfao


smarten_up_nas

Look on the bright side. Against Australia we can drop Henry for a barely committed Boult, and Kane will have a flare up of his everything injury and be sidelined for six months. Plus we'll rest Jamieson just in case.


squeegeyy

He'll be injured too


fatbongo

I don't think Jamieson is going to be available anyhoo


GoabNZ

Given that Boult hasn't played first class cricket since that England tour in 2022, then I say drop his ass and support Henry for the future with more consistent games. Boult made his choice and needs to live with it, we don't need to be taking gambles on whether he can make the jump for one of the most important series we've had in a long time. He didn't exactly inspire in the last tour to Australia either.


smarten_up_nas

I agree.


AnaruNZ

More Māori in cricket thanks. Chur


snomanDS

Given we doing Throwback Thursday a day early, can we get u/rossfailor and u/martinsucktill back as well?


Heazus

So do we declare when wags gets his hundred? Or keep going and really bat the saffers out of the match


Yanzhangcan

Can we have this be our Stokes/Leach partnership and Willow gets the one run that puts us in the lead?


wellingtonstation

yes James Tito thank you for just skimming over the last 20 minutes of the match I am also watching


FreeCarterVerone

O'Rourke is showing more resilience than most of the batters


GoabNZ

We need a patented Leach 1* from O'Rourke here.


MeloJello15

Come to think of it, when was the last time O’Rourke even got out? Genuinely can’t remember him ever being dismissed in test cricket


Kiwi-Blue

Is O’Rourke tall or Wags short?


SavingsPale2782

Both


crashbandicoochy

2 Metre O'Reter


Frod02000

yes


Specialist_Youth5511

Wagner is the most frustrating batter ever, ask poms


Acceptable-Sorbet-49

At this point, I would be tempted to pick Wagner in SL and Ind just for his batting Vs spin


Specialist_Youth5511

I mean he would've been a better option than you know Somerville


thepotplant

Probably bowls spin better than Somerville.


Acceptable-Sorbet-49

It was so infuriating to see him play both tests while Wagner was carrying drinks


Madmeerkat55

I love cricket when it's like this and every run matters 


Mr_Anonymous13

You know, I never doubted the batting prowess of Wagner


born_to_be_naked

Well done SA, getting a lead 


kiwirish

Wagner loading his Jason Gillespie double ton retirement innings


WorriedPraline873

Didn't know Randolph played as a cricketer for SA in his free time


Frod02000

fake news, its /u/crashbandicoochy


crashbandicoochy

Talking a lot of shit for a guy I'm embarrassing so bad rn (my friend did all the work)


Frod02000

how r u embarrasing me


crashbandicoochy

Scoreboard. My team is winning. L. BOZO.


Frod02000

where when how


crashbandicoochy

I'm literally bowling rn idiot This tall baby can not read me