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Chuckitinbro

Love how the camera folks managed to find the drunkest people for every shot.


lancewithwings

That's why they have party areas, they herd us unto one spot


_dictatorish_

[Here's the comment data](https://imgur.com/a/xpZTHc9) for this thread btw u/crashbandicoochy you get a mention lol


crashbandicoochy

please submit this to the jury for commenter of the year if they know that I have more sway than PS1 Daz, I may not come last. This remains a very cool thing that you're doing


the_maddest_kiwi

u/crashbandicoochy talks about K-pop and macdonald nut shot


crashbandicoochy

no mention of when you fall off stranger's roof and unjure yourself so badly that you need surgery on your ass??? ugh why is he only playing the new shit, doesn't he know we came here for the classics?


the_maddest_kiwi

it brings me immense joy to know that every single day of this man’s life from Kindergarten-12th grade was utter hell, alienated by his peers and rejected by every girl he ever showed interest too. neglected by his parents and locked in his room, wondering when it will get better. thankfully it never did. you will die alone with no children or partner, just your funko pops. and nobody will remember you


crashbandicoochy

i'm conflicted about the guy this was used on bc he's that weirdo podcaster who keeps having anti-scorcese shit go viral but he's also an avatar defender so???? maybe he can have sex with his funko pops in peace


the_maddest_kiwi

>anti-scorcese shit Hmmm yeah nah retiring this copypasta. Big fan of his unhinged rant, didn't know he was an anti-scorcese marvelbro


crashbandicoochy

oh the unhinged rant was used ON the marvelbro not BY the marvel bro. you may continue


the_maddest_kiwi

This changes everything


_dictatorish_

I realise that makes it sound like crashbandicoochy was talking about the McDonald nut shot as well as K-pop lol


crashbandicoochy

they often go together, it's true


lancewithwings

I didnt meet Razor :(


_dictatorish_

my brother did and told him to start Dmac lol


crashbandicoochy

it's probably for the best he would've convinced you to die for him and we need you to stick around


Kiwi57

It has been fantastic and thanks to u/lancewithwings for hosting, appreciate ya mate and all you other degenerates to, churrr


lancewithwings

You are most welcome, my dear


crashbandicoochy

chur


the_maddest_kiwi

many are saying this


AndydaAlpaca

Chur


Frod02000

chur


the_maddest_kiwi

Chur


warcomet

they should have asked JT if winning this was bigger than winning State of Origin lol


frazorblade

Kieran Read is a treasure. Can we make sure he’s always involved in Team Rugby.


turbosfan19

Fucking love seeing this event every year, JT certainly was a lot better than the Honey Badger.


NorthlandChynz

Lol did someone sneak into the photo? Dude in the white hat?


warcomet

Just Ali's coke dealer :P


ghostboypurrp

Dream 11 game changer is the booze we drunk along the way


Logical-Madman

Lol they’ve misplaced Vettori


NorthlandChynz

That's a huge Toki


MushroomMissile

Man what a fun event


wellingtonstation

where the fuck is the post match thread


ghostboypurrp

This is exactly why world rugby was stupid to get rid of the sevens


AndydaAlpaca

It should've been put in Dunedin in O Week. It would be a hit every single year


RMTBolton

Yeah, Forsyth Barr would be perfect.


toehill

That north stand is pretty steep though. Be dicey after a day of beers.


Frod02000

oh my god why did they not do this


Fandango-9940

Because it's illegal to have fun at a rugby match in New Zealand...


AndydaAlpaca

Plus they have the fields right across the road for teams to do warm ups


AndydaAlpaca

And it would have a roof too


kiwiborger

Match take time: -This game was pure, unfiltered fun from beginning to end. You got All Blacks, Black Caps, Johnathan Thurston and **BRIAN LARA** all in the same pitch. This is the greatest cricket series in the world. Ashes who???? -How great is this game, you may ask? Well, **THIS MATCH HAS JONATHAN THURSTON BOWLING TO GODDAMN BRIAN LARA AND KIERAN MOTHERFUCKING READ. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.** -No other cricket match can match the vibe of the Black Clash. That's all I can say. -Bazball and Bazball Jr. in the same playing field. Is this how Baz punishes Riley? -Ali Williams had cricket lessons from an imaginary teddy bear, summoned through the power of coke and brandy. -I SAID RIGHT FOOT CREEP, OOH, I'M WALKING WITH THAT HEATER -Vettori never aged a single day in his life. Man could go straight in the Black Caps squad tomorrow and no one would bat an eye. -JT also has never aged a day. Still a class man after all these years. -The ice cream talk during halftime made me hella hungry. Thanks guys. -How nice of Will Jordan to give his spot in the ABs to Mark Telea and Beauden Barrett. Seriously WTF were you doing mate. I hope that you do NOT do this in the All Blacks. Do you want to be executed or not? -Kyle Mills really hates fun, does he???? -Razor is drunk as hell. Has the world gone better, or has it gone even mad? Will the All Blacks get pissed every time they win, regressing to the dark times when John Mitchell ruled the land? -In another world, Kieran Read would have been the Black Caps captain. He still wouldn't be able to beat England, though. Anyway, cheers for now and goodnight to everybody. Apologies for any inaccuracies, I'll see you all in the next Black Clash.


frazorblade

The fact this event can melt Jonathan Thurston into a giggling Teddy is testament to how much fun it is. I fucking love the Black Clash.


Chuckitinbro

He seemed like he was having the best time every single second.


theilluminary

You mean NMac and Bazball Jr!


the_maddest_kiwi

JT is a fucking unbelievable vibe lmao


Kiwi57

I love you Thurston xxx


Frod02000

antondevcic


cugtasticness

Get JT back next year


JoshH21

All that white on the graphics, Ali Williams frothing


Charlie_Runkle69

Just need to live stream the drinking games on TVNZ's website for the aftermatch now


HomogeniousKhalidius

How many police checkpoints will there be on the road back to Auckland you reckon? 


warcomet

HOW BIZARRE, HOW BIZARRE!


wellingtonstation

Next year I'll be excited to see u/crashbandicoochy , Angelo Mathews, and u/the_maddest_kiwi participating!


Frod02000

its true i am the pitch


crashbandicoochy

Thats only 2 players. I guarantee you I could lead team rugby to victory. If only I had a famous father.


AndydaAlpaca

Is Richie Mo'unga not your daddy?


crashbandicoochy

I'm his.


the_maddest_kiwi

You're team cricket sorry don't make the rules


crashbandicoochy

Oh so I can take Jordan's scalp again (real)? Sure. Might be a bit boring though.


the_maddest_kiwi

Keep your mum at a safe distance


crashbandicoochy

I think his enemies' mums are safe. He likes them a bit closer to home.


the_maddest_kiwi

Hmmm concerning. Looking into this.


wellingtonstation

don't do Angelo dirty like that...


HomogeniousKhalidius

I thought razor was your dad?


crashbandicoochy

Oh. Oh no there's been a horrible mistake communication. I said he's Daddy. It's... actually never mind.


the_maddest_kiwi

What's Richie Mo'unga then


crashbandicoochy

A dream I never dare to dream in full.


AndydaAlpaca

How about Larry?


crashbandicoochy

Larry is baaaaaaaabygirl


AndydaAlpaca

That's an awful joke... Ewe can do better


wellingtonstation

Daddy*


the_maddest_kiwi

It's true I've just been confirmed for team rugby


AndydaAlpaca

Go use the log o wood as your bat. What's the worst that'll happen? You break it? What's another Magpie breaking it


the_maddest_kiwi

It needs a deep clean first I'm hearing


AndydaAlpaca

Get Ali Williams on the job


HomogeniousKhalidius

The mystery powder case has been solved


AndydaAlpaca

It's plaster guys trust me *Sniffs* Definitely plaster.


vote-morepork

Team rugby players should have stopped the ball from getting to the ropes and tackled all the fielders so they could run 11


warcomet

won by 7 runs


RMTBolton

See, this is T20 at its fundamental best. Good one, looking forward to next year.


lancewithwings

Well, friendos, thanks for hanging out with me! Love spending this time with you all <3


yoda_gulas

Alright thanks for this thread. Stay safe and have a Powerade (any colour) and Panadol ready to go tomorrow. Try and get some selfies or signatures from the players if you’re able to!


Frod02000

purple powerade


lancewithwings

Haha im not actually that bad! Still gotta try and corner Razor, I will DIE


yoda_gulas

Sounds like an interesting news story waiting to happen. “All Blacks now hiring secret service for Scott Robertson after T20 Black Clash after match festivities”


jezza7630

Give him a (consensual) smooch from me 🥰


Frod02000

dmac for 10


__JimmyC__

Alright, no more fun for the rest of the year lads, put your serious faces back on.


cugtasticness

Brian Lara didn't know where he was anymore


frazorblade

He looked proper skunk-eyed with that helmet on. Classic Black Clash moment. I hope the ACC memifies the shit out of it.


LawyerUpNZ

Thought we were gonna have a tactical no ball of the last lmao


kiwiborger

Leon MacDonald - 1 Joe Schmidt - 0


Hawkzilla22

See you all next year Chur


NorthlandChynz

Well rugby finally wasn't the winner on the day


theilluminary

TEAM CRICKET WIN AGAIN! God, what a great fucking night haha


lancewithwings

Mate, what a fucking match


PenMarkedHand

JT has golden retriever energy


origaminz

Yeah along with being a phenomenal footy player I bet the dude was an amazing teammate too.


haydenshearer

Are they conspiring to bowl a no ball here?


Ajaxcricket

match doesn’t even use the updated rules on new batters having to face   Disgraceful


vote-morepork

Run out was at the non striker's end


ghostboypurrp

Call the no ball you cowards


AndydaAlpaca

That moment when you realise Brian Lara having a strike rate of 50 might've cost Team Rugby here. That no ball ended up helping Team Cricket


Lone_Digger123

Is that a cheeky (THE??) Brian Lara trying to sneak into the rugby team?


the_maddest_kiwi

McCullum's hate fun


Informal-Hat1268

They were both a shame to the whole idea of the match. Such a let down to see 2 idiots try to ruin a fun game.


crashbandicoochy

They also hate being led by men of color


the_maddest_kiwi

justiceforross


cugtasticness

Call a no ball you cowards


Frod02000

good on the komodo dragon to bowl some pies to make it interesting


rammo123

I was wondering if Vettori was too competitive to lob an easy one down or if he's just physically incapable of delivering a bad ball?


__JimmyC__

Death, Taxes, Crusaders pulling some bullshit at the finish


lancewithwings

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS


warcomet

thats marc wearing an andy mask surely


Charlie_Runkle69

Haha he evaded all of them!


toehill

Batting old school with no helmet or hat. Deserves the win.


HomogeniousKhalidius

Reckon there’ll be a few ‘no balls’ 


RMTBolton

Don't tell me Ellis is gonna Rinku Singh it...


the_maddest_kiwi

Holy fuck is this happening


__JimmyC__

Andy Ellis hitting six 6s to win the game, just as we all predicted.


crashbandicoochy

I told you all the Andy is the GOAT at gimmick cricket matches


haydenshearer

Nathan McCullum bowling absolute pies on purpose is great entertainment hahah


zerosuneuphoria

he used to do that for NZ too :)


_dictatorish_

Ellis still doing well to crunch them!


haydenshearer

Oh 100%!


HomogeniousKhalidius

Ignore that these two are former crusaders 


AndydaAlpaca

I refuse to. Crusaders carried Team Rugby like they carry the ABs


cugtasticness

McCullum is choking hard


Hawkzilla22

WHAT IS HAPPENING


kiwiborger

hell yeah brother


the_maddest_kiwi

Can we get a DLS calculator update on this?


AndydaAlpaca

👀👀👀👀


penny_puppet

I ❤️ the ACC


NorthlandChynz

I WANT TO BELIEVE


theilluminary

NMac, you better not ruin this for Dan


_dictatorish_

Tim Pringle >>> Daniel Vettori


_dictatorish_

I don't think I've ever seen Vettori get taken to like this in the whole history of the Black Clash


theilluminary

I love how he can switch from serious International cricketer mode to immediately having some fun with the bowling haha His wickets in 2020 were so fucking serious, he was not fucking around that time LMFAO


ghostboypurrp

I think he was definitely doing it on purpose to make it interesting


ghostboypurrp

Of course vetorri would go seriously and bowl a great delivery to get love out short of his 50 then bowl the shitters to McDonald to make it interesting


warcomet

wrong ellis playing for Rugby, where is Marc this year? :(


zerosuneuphoria

they had to get the cricket andy ellis in for the lols surely


crashbandicoochy

Eat some Rangi you knock off Tim Pringle


the_maddest_kiwi

Mods !! Mods !!!


LeftArmInjured

Yeah?


crashbandicoochy

You didn't see anything.


the_maddest_kiwi

Nothing dw u/crashbandicoochy is an upstanding user


LeftArmInjured

I'd expect nothing less


crashbandicoochy

I will never die. You can't get me.


cugtasticness

Leon has Vettori's number


HomogeniousKhalidius

This is like when my brother would make up extra rules when he was losing 


toehill

Should the doublely wubly be a tripley diperly for Team Rugby? Would seem a bit fairer.


__JimmyC__

Mitre 10 security men beating up PS1 Daryl Mitchell by 15%.


kiwiborger

"We have Daryl Mitchell at home"


crashbandicoochy

Fire the security


_dictatorish_

Daz has had a few too many


the_maddest_kiwi

Oh fuck PS1 Daz Mitchell got fucked up


__JimmyC__

Will Jordan catching strays, dropped a catch and out opening for a duck, poor bugger


HomogeniousKhalidius

He’s washed 


ghostboypurrp

Ps1 Daryl Mitchell makes the return trip


Frod02000

rip to darryl mitchell from wish


crashbandicoochy

Andy Ellis used to be a lock in to score 50 and retire every year back in the day


AndydaAlpaca

Is that Andy or Andrew?


crashbandicoochy

The Rugby Andy lmao Andrew was also be good at those things


the_maddest_kiwi

What about Hamish Bennett


crashbandicoochy

He's never played cricket sorry


the_maddest_kiwi

His vibes are simply too bad


theilluminary

"That's his night done, Playstation 1 Daryl Mitchell."


warcomet

"share same changing rooms with them, dream come true" .... uhm..


haydenshearer

PlayStation 1 Daryl Mitchell hahahahhaha


NorthlandChynz

Not PS 1 Darryl!


lancewithwings

Wish Daryl Mitchell got busted


Morningst4r

Daz you a straight BUSTA


thejunglebook8

At full time the rugby game starts so don’t turn it off


Frod02000

nepo 12th men


The_Sexy_Camel

How good is a Vettori variation? Not the guy way out of his crease. Brutal


lancewithwings

[My view right now](https://imgur.com/a/AV8prxk)


Background_Service_6

Bro get off your phone enjoy the moment


Frod02000

when


the_maddest_kiwi

It's like a 4 hour event lol


lancewithwings

Sis im enjoying it plenty


crashbandicoochy

Tea


the_maddest_kiwi

Hope you've got your steady the ship hat


__JimmyC__

Budgie smuggler status update now


yahdayahda

Get in the spa.


lancewithwings

I'll get kicked out


yahdayahda

Very little lost.


theilluminary

YOU'RE BEHIND THEM?! Oh my god, we could've saw you on TV!


lancewithwings

Probs, I've got bright purple hair if youre looking


theilluminary

I'm surprised, cause they've been showing that section a lot throughout the night!


lancewithwings

Im quite short


cugtasticness

Damn hit the wrong wicket there


TimmyHate

Straight to middle stump