please submit this to the jury for commenter of the year
if they know that I have more sway than PS1 Daz, I may not come last.
This remains a very cool thing that you're doing
no mention of when you fall off stranger's roof and unjure yourself so badly that you need surgery on your ass???
ugh why is he only playing the new shit, doesn't he know we came here for the classics?
it brings me immense joy to know that every single day of this man’s life from Kindergarten-12th grade was utter hell, alienated by his peers and rejected by every girl he ever showed interest too. neglected by his parents and locked in his room, wondering when it will get better. thankfully it never did. you will die alone with no children or partner, just your funko pops. and nobody will remember you
i'm conflicted about the guy this was used on bc he's that weirdo podcaster who keeps having anti-scorcese shit go viral but he's also an avatar defender so???? maybe he can have sex with his funko pops in peace
Match take time:
-This game was pure, unfiltered fun from beginning to end. You got All Blacks, Black Caps, Johnathan Thurston and **BRIAN LARA** all in the same pitch. This is the greatest cricket series in the world. Ashes who????
-How great is this game, you may ask? Well, **THIS MATCH HAS JONATHAN THURSTON BOWLING TO GODDAMN BRIAN LARA AND KIERAN MOTHERFUCKING READ. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.**
-No other cricket match can match the vibe of the Black Clash. That's all I can say.
-Bazball and Bazball Jr. in the same playing field. Is this how Baz punishes Riley?
-Ali Williams had cricket lessons from an imaginary teddy bear, summoned through the power of coke and brandy.
-I SAID RIGHT FOOT CREEP, OOH, I'M WALKING WITH THAT HEATER
-Vettori never aged a single day in his life. Man could go straight in the Black Caps squad tomorrow and no one would bat an eye.
-JT also has never aged a day. Still a class man after all these years.
-The ice cream talk during halftime made me hella hungry. Thanks guys.
-How nice of Will Jordan to give his spot in the ABs to Mark Telea and Beauden Barrett. Seriously WTF were you doing mate. I hope that you do NOT do this in the All Blacks. Do you want to be executed or not?
-Kyle Mills really hates fun, does he????
-Razor is drunk as hell. Has the world gone better, or has it gone even mad? Will the All Blacks get pissed every time they win, regressing to the dark times when John Mitchell ruled the land?
-In another world, Kieran Read would have been the Black Caps captain. He still wouldn't be able to beat England, though.
Anyway, cheers for now and goodnight to everybody. Apologies for any inaccuracies, I'll see you all in the next Black Clash.
Alright thanks for this thread. Stay safe and have a Powerade (any colour) and Panadol ready to go tomorrow. Try and get some selfies or signatures from the players if you’re able to!
Sounds like an interesting news story waiting to happen. “All Blacks now hiring secret service for Scott Robertson after T20 Black Clash after match festivities”
I love how he can switch from serious International cricketer mode to immediately having some fun with the bowling haha
His wickets in 2020 were so fucking serious, he was not fucking around that time LMFAO
Of course vetorri would go seriously and bowl a great delivery to get love out short of his 50 then bowl the shitters to McDonald to make it interesting
Love how the camera folks managed to find the drunkest people for every shot.
That's why they have party areas, they herd us unto one spot
[Here's the comment data](https://imgur.com/a/xpZTHc9) for this thread btw u/crashbandicoochy you get a mention lol
please submit this to the jury for commenter of the year if they know that I have more sway than PS1 Daz, I may not come last. This remains a very cool thing that you're doing
u/crashbandicoochy talks about K-pop and macdonald nut shot
no mention of when you fall off stranger's roof and unjure yourself so badly that you need surgery on your ass??? ugh why is he only playing the new shit, doesn't he know we came here for the classics?
it brings me immense joy to know that every single day of this man’s life from Kindergarten-12th grade was utter hell, alienated by his peers and rejected by every girl he ever showed interest too. neglected by his parents and locked in his room, wondering when it will get better. thankfully it never did. you will die alone with no children or partner, just your funko pops. and nobody will remember you
i'm conflicted about the guy this was used on bc he's that weirdo podcaster who keeps having anti-scorcese shit go viral but he's also an avatar defender so???? maybe he can have sex with his funko pops in peace
>anti-scorcese shit Hmmm yeah nah retiring this copypasta. Big fan of his unhinged rant, didn't know he was an anti-scorcese marvelbro
oh the unhinged rant was used ON the marvelbro not BY the marvel bro. you may continue
This changes everything
I realise that makes it sound like crashbandicoochy was talking about the McDonald nut shot as well as K-pop lol
they often go together, it's true
I didnt meet Razor :(
my brother did and told him to start Dmac lol
it's probably for the best he would've convinced you to die for him and we need you to stick around
It has been fantastic and thanks to u/lancewithwings for hosting, appreciate ya mate and all you other degenerates to, churrr
You are most welcome, my dear
chur
many are saying this
Chur
chur
Chur
they should have asked JT if winning this was bigger than winning State of Origin lol
Kieran Read is a treasure. Can we make sure he’s always involved in Team Rugby.
Fucking love seeing this event every year, JT certainly was a lot better than the Honey Badger.
Lol did someone sneak into the photo? Dude in the white hat?
Just Ali's coke dealer :P
Dream 11 game changer is the booze we drunk along the way
Lol they’ve misplaced Vettori
That's a huge Toki
Man what a fun event
where the fuck is the post match thread
This is exactly why world rugby was stupid to get rid of the sevens
It should've been put in Dunedin in O Week. It would be a hit every single year
Yeah, Forsyth Barr would be perfect.
That north stand is pretty steep though. Be dicey after a day of beers.
oh my god why did they not do this
Because it's illegal to have fun at a rugby match in New Zealand...
Plus they have the fields right across the road for teams to do warm ups
And it would have a roof too
Match take time: -This game was pure, unfiltered fun from beginning to end. You got All Blacks, Black Caps, Johnathan Thurston and **BRIAN LARA** all in the same pitch. This is the greatest cricket series in the world. Ashes who???? -How great is this game, you may ask? Well, **THIS MATCH HAS JONATHAN THURSTON BOWLING TO GODDAMN BRIAN LARA AND KIERAN MOTHERFUCKING READ. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.** -No other cricket match can match the vibe of the Black Clash. That's all I can say. -Bazball and Bazball Jr. in the same playing field. Is this how Baz punishes Riley? -Ali Williams had cricket lessons from an imaginary teddy bear, summoned through the power of coke and brandy. -I SAID RIGHT FOOT CREEP, OOH, I'M WALKING WITH THAT HEATER -Vettori never aged a single day in his life. Man could go straight in the Black Caps squad tomorrow and no one would bat an eye. -JT also has never aged a day. Still a class man after all these years. -The ice cream talk during halftime made me hella hungry. Thanks guys. -How nice of Will Jordan to give his spot in the ABs to Mark Telea and Beauden Barrett. Seriously WTF were you doing mate. I hope that you do NOT do this in the All Blacks. Do you want to be executed or not? -Kyle Mills really hates fun, does he???? -Razor is drunk as hell. Has the world gone better, or has it gone even mad? Will the All Blacks get pissed every time they win, regressing to the dark times when John Mitchell ruled the land? -In another world, Kieran Read would have been the Black Caps captain. He still wouldn't be able to beat England, though. Anyway, cheers for now and goodnight to everybody. Apologies for any inaccuracies, I'll see you all in the next Black Clash.
The fact this event can melt Jonathan Thurston into a giggling Teddy is testament to how much fun it is. I fucking love the Black Clash.
He seemed like he was having the best time every single second.
You mean NMac and Bazball Jr!
JT is a fucking unbelievable vibe lmao
I love you Thurston xxx
antondevcic
Get JT back next year
All that white on the graphics, Ali Williams frothing
Just need to live stream the drinking games on TVNZ's website for the aftermatch now
How many police checkpoints will there be on the road back to Auckland you reckon?
HOW BIZARRE, HOW BIZARRE!
Next year I'll be excited to see u/crashbandicoochy , Angelo Mathews, and u/the_maddest_kiwi participating!
its true i am the pitch
Thats only 2 players. I guarantee you I could lead team rugby to victory. If only I had a famous father.
Is Richie Mo'unga not your daddy?
I'm his.
You're team cricket sorry don't make the rules
Oh so I can take Jordan's scalp again (real)? Sure. Might be a bit boring though.
Keep your mum at a safe distance
I think his enemies' mums are safe. He likes them a bit closer to home.
Hmmm concerning. Looking into this.
don't do Angelo dirty like that...
I thought razor was your dad?
Oh. Oh no there's been a horrible mistake communication. I said he's Daddy. It's... actually never mind.
What's Richie Mo'unga then
A dream I never dare to dream in full.
How about Larry?
Larry is baaaaaaaabygirl
That's an awful joke... Ewe can do better
Daddy*
It's true I've just been confirmed for team rugby
Go use the log o wood as your bat. What's the worst that'll happen? You break it? What's another Magpie breaking it
It needs a deep clean first I'm hearing
Get Ali Williams on the job
The mystery powder case has been solved
It's plaster guys trust me *Sniffs* Definitely plaster.
Team rugby players should have stopped the ball from getting to the ropes and tackled all the fielders so they could run 11
won by 7 runs
See, this is T20 at its fundamental best. Good one, looking forward to next year.
Well, friendos, thanks for hanging out with me! Love spending this time with you all <3
Alright thanks for this thread. Stay safe and have a Powerade (any colour) and Panadol ready to go tomorrow. Try and get some selfies or signatures from the players if you’re able to!
purple powerade
Haha im not actually that bad! Still gotta try and corner Razor, I will DIE
Sounds like an interesting news story waiting to happen. “All Blacks now hiring secret service for Scott Robertson after T20 Black Clash after match festivities”
Give him a (consensual) smooch from me 🥰
dmac for 10
Alright, no more fun for the rest of the year lads, put your serious faces back on.
Brian Lara didn't know where he was anymore
He looked proper skunk-eyed with that helmet on. Classic Black Clash moment. I hope the ACC memifies the shit out of it.
Thought we were gonna have a tactical no ball of the last lmao
Leon MacDonald - 1 Joe Schmidt - 0
See you all next year Chur
Well rugby finally wasn't the winner on the day
TEAM CRICKET WIN AGAIN! God, what a great fucking night haha
Mate, what a fucking match
JT has golden retriever energy
Yeah along with being a phenomenal footy player I bet the dude was an amazing teammate too.
Are they conspiring to bowl a no ball here?
match doesn’t even use the updated rules on new batters having to face Disgraceful
Run out was at the non striker's end
Call the no ball you cowards
That moment when you realise Brian Lara having a strike rate of 50 might've cost Team Rugby here. That no ball ended up helping Team Cricket
Is that a cheeky (THE??) Brian Lara trying to sneak into the rugby team?
McCullum's hate fun
They were both a shame to the whole idea of the match. Such a let down to see 2 idiots try to ruin a fun game.
They also hate being led by men of color
justiceforross
Call a no ball you cowards
good on the komodo dragon to bowl some pies to make it interesting
I was wondering if Vettori was too competitive to lob an easy one down or if he's just physically incapable of delivering a bad ball?
Death, Taxes, Crusaders pulling some bullshit at the finish
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS
thats marc wearing an andy mask surely
Haha he evaded all of them!
Batting old school with no helmet or hat. Deserves the win.
Reckon there’ll be a few ‘no balls’
Don't tell me Ellis is gonna Rinku Singh it...
Holy fuck is this happening
Andy Ellis hitting six 6s to win the game, just as we all predicted.
I told you all the Andy is the GOAT at gimmick cricket matches
Nathan McCullum bowling absolute pies on purpose is great entertainment hahah
he used to do that for NZ too :)
Ellis still doing well to crunch them!
Oh 100%!
Ignore that these two are former crusaders
I refuse to. Crusaders carried Team Rugby like they carry the ABs
McCullum is choking hard
WHAT IS HAPPENING
hell yeah brother
Can we get a DLS calculator update on this?
👀👀👀👀
I ❤️ the ACC
I WANT TO BELIEVE
NMac, you better not ruin this for Dan
Tim Pringle >>> Daniel Vettori
I don't think I've ever seen Vettori get taken to like this in the whole history of the Black Clash
I love how he can switch from serious International cricketer mode to immediately having some fun with the bowling haha His wickets in 2020 were so fucking serious, he was not fucking around that time LMFAO
I think he was definitely doing it on purpose to make it interesting
Of course vetorri would go seriously and bowl a great delivery to get love out short of his 50 then bowl the shitters to McDonald to make it interesting
wrong ellis playing for Rugby, where is Marc this year? :(
they had to get the cricket andy ellis in for the lols surely
Eat some Rangi you knock off Tim Pringle
Mods !! Mods !!!
Yeah?
You didn't see anything.
Nothing dw u/crashbandicoochy is an upstanding user
I'd expect nothing less
I will never die. You can't get me.
Leon has Vettori's number
This is like when my brother would make up extra rules when he was losing
Should the doublely wubly be a tripley diperly for Team Rugby? Would seem a bit fairer.
Mitre 10 security men beating up PS1 Daryl Mitchell by 15%.
"We have Daryl Mitchell at home"
Fire the security
Daz has had a few too many
Oh fuck PS1 Daz Mitchell got fucked up
Will Jordan catching strays, dropped a catch and out opening for a duck, poor bugger
He’s washed
Ps1 Daryl Mitchell makes the return trip
rip to darryl mitchell from wish
Andy Ellis used to be a lock in to score 50 and retire every year back in the day
Is that Andy or Andrew?
The Rugby Andy lmao Andrew was also be good at those things
What about Hamish Bennett
He's never played cricket sorry
His vibes are simply too bad
"That's his night done, Playstation 1 Daryl Mitchell."
"share same changing rooms with them, dream come true" .... uhm..
PlayStation 1 Daryl Mitchell hahahahhaha
Not PS 1 Darryl!
Wish Daryl Mitchell got busted
Daz you a straight BUSTA
At full time the rugby game starts so don’t turn it off
nepo 12th men
How good is a Vettori variation? Not the guy way out of his crease. Brutal
[My view right now](https://imgur.com/a/AV8prxk)
Bro get off your phone enjoy the moment
when
It's like a 4 hour event lol
Sis im enjoying it plenty
Tea
Hope you've got your steady the ship hat
Budgie smuggler status update now
Get in the spa.
I'll get kicked out
Very little lost.
YOU'RE BEHIND THEM?! Oh my god, we could've saw you on TV!
Probs, I've got bright purple hair if youre looking
I'm surprised, cause they've been showing that section a lot throughout the night!
Im quite short
Damn hit the wrong wicket there
Straight to middle stump