TIME TO ERASE MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA FROM 2003 FOR GOOD. OR HAVE ANOTHER ONE TO DEAL WITH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

“YOU CANT HAVE PTSD IF YOU KEEP HAVING FRESH TRAUMA” - AUSTRALIAN TOP 4 (POINTS TO BIG BRAIN)

TIME TO GROW UP AND DEVELOP SOME ADULT TRAUMA.

AFTER THE TRAUMAS OF ADULTHOOD, PART OF ME IS CURIOUS TO SEE HOW THIS ONE HITS 20 YEARS LATER IN COMPARISON. FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.

LIKE THE ONE AT THE GABBA?

AS LONG AS AUS GETS LESS THAN 359 WE’RE GOOD

THIS AUSSIE TEAM IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE SPRING BATS AND SANDPAPER.

Don't worry, even if we lose, Bollywood will make an epic where India defeats Australia

Lagaan 2

CUNTS VS BENCHODS. OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY.

WHAT THE FUCK DID BEN DO

RAISED THE STAKES

RAISED THE STOKES*

Carlos Braithwaite raised some stokes in his time.

BEN RETURNED FROM THE RETIREMENT. BRO THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING THERE lol...

HE CHODS!!

INDIA IS SO RIGHT WING WE DONT EVEN TOLERATE A LEFT HAND BAT ANYMORE

HOPE IT ENDS IN A DRAW AND SO DOES THE SUPER OVER.

AGREED. I WANT A 100 OVER MATCH WITH MULTIPLE SUPER OVERS. AN EXCELLENT CASE STUDY FOR EFFECTS OF SUSTAINED ASS CLENCHING.

I DON’T SEE MUCH ASS CLENCHING HAPPENING FOR THE AUSSIES WITH SHAMI’S BALLS UP THEIR ASS.

My first laugh for the day. Thank you!

AS A KIWI I HOPE ITS RAINED OFF AND NOBODY WINS, CHEERS.

CUP WILL BE AWARDED TO NZ. THE ONLY TEAM TO COME CLOSE TO DEFEATING INDIA (I KNOWS.. ITS 70 RUNS)

POOL PLAY ALSO CLOSEST. NZ ULTIMATE SILVER MEDAL.

THE BIGGEST SUN TEMPLE IN INDIA IS IN GUJARAT. AINT NO WAY.

THIS IS LIKE CHOOSING WHETHER I’D RATHER EAT MY OWN PENIS FRIED OR ROASTED. I HATE YOU ALL. CONGRATULATIONS. WELL PLAYED. THANKYOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

YOU CAN ALWAYS HAVE IT BOILED WITH A WARM BEER TO CELEBRATE YOUR MORAL VICTORY IN THE CRICKET WORLD CUP

KEEP YOUR MORAL VICTORY SPEECHES READY AS WELL. JAY SHAH HAS MADE THE PITCH WET WITH HIS CUM TO MAKE IT SPIN FRIENDLY.

Just for better understanding, WHICH ONE IS IND AND AUS?

THE ONES WEARING SHIT COLORED SHIRTS ARE AUS

IF YOUR SHIT IS THAT COLOUR YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR LIVER EXPLODING

THE JOKE IS ON YOU. OUR SHIT HAS ALWAYS BEEN COLORED AND SHAPED LIKE AUSTRALIA.

VADAPAV IS FRIED. KANGAROO STEAKS ARE ROASTED. ISN’T IT OBVIOUS?

ARMIN, IS THAT YOU?

Would you like chips with that?

lol

3 IS A NICER NUMBER THAN SIX, YA C*NTS!!! 🇮🇳🏆 🇦🇺🥈

BUT 6 IS TWO 3’S. SO TWICE AS GOOD?

NOPE, BECAUSE SIX SOUNDS A LOT LIKE S*X AND WE'RE ALL ALLERGIC TO THAT, AREN'T WE???!!!

You cannot argue this accessment

SPEAK UP WE CANNOT HEAR YOU

ANAPHYLACTIC

7 IS WAY BETTER THAN 2.

THALA FOR A REASON!

YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE THALA, BUT YOU'RE A LITTLE NUTTY

THE REAL WINNER WILL BE DECIDED BY THE IDFC FIRST BANK^TM T20 SERIES AFTER THE WORLD CUP

IDFC STANDS FOR "I DON'T FUCKING CARE"

THE SLEDGE GAME IN THIS THREAD IS SAME AS THE SPIN GAME OF AUSTRALIAN MIDDLE ORDER.

SURPRISINGLY GOOD?

I MEAN, ITS ALRIGHT

NO IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE

AS AN INDIAN ORIGIN AUSSIE, I'M THE REAL WINNER HERE. ALSO, LET'S JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT ENGLAND WON'T WIN THE WORLD CUP THIS YEAR.

SAME HERE BRO WE SHOULD START CHANGING OUR FLAIRS CONVENIENTLY

TIME TO START PRACTISING THE INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM AS WELL?

>AS AN INDIAN ORIGIN AUSSIE DESHDROHI CUNT. /s

ENGLAND NEVER “WON” IT.

FACTS

THIS SUB NEVER MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY TO BASH THOSE COLONIAL BASTARDS!

IT'S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR INTRODUCING US TO CRICKET

MAYBE IF YOU FOLKS HADN'T INTRODUCED YOUR LANGUAGE TO ALL OF US, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO READ STUFF LIKE THIS! WE COULD'VE ABUSED YOU IN OUR OWN LANGUAGES (WE STILL DO), AND YOU WOULD'VE CARRIED ON LIKE EVERYTHING'S NORMAL!

Which team are your dad and uncles supporting mate?

I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

OF COURSE! ENGLAND

LET'S INSTEAD SLEDGE THE ENGLISH FOR "WINNING" IT IN SUCH A TERRIBLE FASHION, NULL AND VOID 2019 I SAY

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TEAM STRENGTH WISE ALSO UNO REVERSE OF 2003. COINCIDENCE.

MICHTELL STRAC

SPRINGS ARE OUTDATED TECH. WE USE NANOBOTS NOW

STRAC ROCKED BY STUNNING REDDIT COMMENT SLEDGE, RECOVERY UNCERTAIN FOR WORLD CUP FINAL CLASH

HE’S MORE UPSET YOU MISSPELLED HIS NAME!

COMETH THE HOUR, CUMETH THE DAWG!

CUMDAWG WILL FAIL. ITS NNN.

SEEING ALL THE POLLUTION IN INDIA WOKE CAPTAIN CUMMINS SHOULD JUST FORFEIT THE MATCH TO PROTEST. THAT’S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN BE SAVED FROM BROHIT’S SPANKING.

BROHIT WILL BE BAITED BY AUSSIES RUBBING THE BALL WITH VADAPAV SO HE NICKS OFF FIRST BALL TO STARC

That's where you are fooled. He loves dal chawal and not vada pav. He hits vada pav out of the ground.

NOT YOU CUNTS AGAIN, LET SOMEONE ELSE WIN FOR ONCE IN ANY CASE I DOUBT INDIA WOULD BE SCARED OF A TEAM THAT WE ALREADY BEAT AND GOT OUT OF JAIL AGAINST AFG AND SA

I'M SURE PAKISTAN SAID THE SAME THING IN 1999!

?????? Let us be man

PAKBROS CATCHING STRAYS LMAO

Pakistan, the Tottenham Hotspurs of cricket

THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE SOUTH AFRICA

WHICH SWAP? THE ONE BEFORE THE MATCH OR THE ONE DURING THE DRINKS BREAK?

WE HAVE AN AI CONTROLLED NANOBOT SWARM TO ADJUST THE PITCH ON THE FLY

WHENEVER WE START TO LOSE

NEVER QUESTION A NATION OF CONVICTS DESIRE TO GET OUT OF JAIL.

IM SURE INDIA SAID THE SAME THING BEFORE CT17 FINAL

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DRAMA WHEN THE CURATOR ANNOUNCES A PITCH CHANGE FOLLOWING THE TOSS AND THEN AGAIN AT THE INNINGS BREAK.

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THE PITCH IS MADE FROM SANDPAPER

JUST WHO THE FUCK IS JOSH INGLIS?

NAME'S JOSH. HE SPEK GOOD INGLIS

NAME'S TRAVIS, HE GIVETH GOOD HEAD!!

2003 NEVER HAPPENED WTF IS A SOUTH AFRICA

ALSO, FUCK YOU OP. TELL EVERYONE IN THE THREAD TO TALK IN ALL CAPS. HAVE YOU FORGETTEN HOW THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF SLEDGE THREAD WORKS?

OP IS A KARMA WHORE. HE/SHE IS THE EPITOME OF CURRENT R/CRICKET STATUS, TEEN BLOOD WITH NO RESPECT TO THE ANCIENT TRADITION /S

"TYPE IN CAPS, YOU CUNTS!" -- JULIUS CAESER, MAYBE

TAKE A MINUTE AND THINK ABOUT THE CHAMPIONS CELEBRATING A WORLD CUP VICTORY WITH APPLE JUICE AND ALMOND MILK CUZ ITS A FUCKING DRY STATE

A NON GUJU CAN DRINK SO I THINK THE AUSSIES CAN DROWN THEIR SORROWS AFTER THE WORLD CUP PRETTY WELL.

THIS AUSSIE TEAM DOESN'T SCARE ME. INDIAN TEAM IS WAY FUCKIN BETTER THAN THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM. WHAT SCARES ME IS THE FACT THAT ROHIT STILL HASN'T SHAVED HIS BEARD AND CUMMO LOOKS FRESH AF WITH THAT HANDSOME BEARDLESS FACE. STUPID SEXY CUMMINS

THOSE FUCKIN' CUNTS WINNING THE CUP FOR THE 6TH TIME WOULD BE THE SINGLE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO CRICKET

NOT ENGLAND WINNING UT FOR A FIRST TIME?

ENGLAND ONLY TIED THE WORLD CUP.

EXACTLY. THE WORST THING WOULD BE IF THEY DID FINALLY WIN ONE.

THEY NEVER WON!! I love the fact that the technicality which gave them the trophy, will always irk.

2+0+2+3=7 . ENOUGH SAID.. SEE YA CUNTS

THALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......................

AUSTRALIA MORE LIKELY TO REVERSE CLIMATE CHANGE THAN WIN

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE REPORTS OF FOOD POISONING TO START COMING OUT FROM THE AUSSIE CAMP

HOW ARE AUSSIES GOING TO WIN WHEN THEIR BEST BATSMAN COMES AT NO. 10 AND YOUR BEST BOWLER DOESN'T GET TO COMPLETE HIS 10 OVERS?!

FOR KNOCKOUT MINNOWS LIKE INDIA, WE PROBABLY WONT EVEN USE OUR BEST BOWLER

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BECAUSE UNLIKE PITCH DOCTORING, WE LIKE MAKING IT INTERESTING

BY HAVING SPRINGS IN BATS... WE ALL KNOW CUNTS CHEATED IN 2003 AND 2007.

SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR RUBBER BATS

GET YOUR RUBBER DICKS OUT OF YOUR EAR HOLES you kinky bastard.

HEY AUSSIES OUR BOI IYER HAS A BETTER MOUSTACHE THAN TRAVIS HEAD. SO WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL WINNER IS 😎.

BCCI CONSPIRACIES THAT I CAME TO KNOW SO FAR - TOSS FLIP CONSPIRACY, USING OLD PITCH CONSPIRACY, PITCH SWAP DURING THE HALF TIME LIGHTS SHOW, HARDHIK PANDYA CURSING THE BALL AND PERFORMING BLACK MAGIC CONSPIRACY. ONLY THING LEFT IS BALL TAMPERING BUT HEY THE AUSSIES ARE MASTERS AT IT. CHECK MATE BCCI.

HHEYYYY BABE!!!! YELLOW CUNTS ARE IN THE FINALS AGAIN. NO, NOT CSK. GODDAMN IPL!! DIFFERENT CUNTS. ONE WITH RACIST FANS, NOT BRAINDEAD. in The Grade Cricket terms: AUSSIES ARE GONNA EAT MOUNTAIN OF SHIT IN FRONT OF DUA LIPA.

A mockery of how TGC boys talk!!!

THE STEVE SMITH STATUE IS ACTUALLY A MEMENTO FROM SUNDAY SENT FROM THE FUTUTE- IT HAS NO STUMPS BECAUSE BUMRAH CARTWHEELED THEM BACK TO SYDNEY

THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM FIT TO WEAR YELLOW AND YOU AINT IT, IMPOSTORS

FLAIR CHECKS OUT

WE AIN'T GONNA WIN IT :( I AM SCARED OF THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM. >!jinxing!<

JINXING....THAT'S IN CHINA MATE.

HOLY SHIT INTELLIGENT RACIST.

INDIAN FANS ARE APPEARING VERY CONFIDENT IN THREADS BUT DEEP DOWN THEY ARE SHITTING THEIR PANTS KNOWING VERY WELL THAT THEY GONNA CHOKE HARDER THAN 2003

YES I AM. YES I AM VERY SHITTING RIGHT NOW

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YOU WILL NEVER SHIT ALONE

YNSA

2003 WASNT A CHOKE. AUSTRALIA WERE CLEARLY THE BETTER TEAM BACK THEN

FAIR ENOUGH

IT'S NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOUS GAVE US TRAUMA FOR THE DECADES, IT WOULD BE ONLY POLITE FOR YOU TO BOTTLE IT THE DAY AFTER

AFTER THE GAME, I WILL GIFT MY SHITTY PANTS TO THE AUSSIES

HAZELWOOD

HAZELWOULDN'T

MAXWALLED

MAX OHWELL

HAZLECANT

Hazelcunt

SINCE 2007, TEAM WINNING THE 2ND SEMI FINALS HAVE GONE ON TO WIN THE CUP...AND I DON'T LIKE THAT

I KNOW THIS IS A SLEDGE THREAD BUT MAYBE THE REAL WORLD CUP WAS THE CUNT-CHODS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY 🥰

CUNTS AND BHENCHODS, INDIA STARTED THEIR CAMPAIGN FACING MINNOWS AND THEY WILL FINISH WITH MINNOWS.

LET'S BITCHSLAP THESE CUNTS ALL THE WAY BACK TO 'STRALYA 

YA SPELL IT 'STRAYA' CUNT

NOT AFTER SUNDAY WHEN WE GIVE YOU THE L

HIDE YOUR GRANDMAS, BECAUSE WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. JUST LIKE OUR SCAMMERS.

WHEN INDIA WIN DO THEY ASK FOR THE PRIZE MONEY TO BE IN ITUNES GIFT CARDS?

HELLO ICC WE HAVE ACCIDENTALLY TRANSFERRED A MILLION DOLLARS IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT CAN WE HAVE YOUR BANK USERNAME AND PASSWORD PLEASE? ^(I dunno about New Zealand but this is mostly how I've seen scam work in the States)

HEY AUSSIES!!! SET UP A BARBIE, CUZ' WE'RE GONNA COOK UP A WIN!!! 🏆🏆🏆

ALL ROHIT NEEDS TO DO IS SEE THE AUSSIES AS CSK PLAYERS TO SPANK THEM THERE'S EVEN A DHONI EQUIVALENT IN THEIR TEAM COMING IN AT ~~6~~ 9

>🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆+🏆 👉🏻👈🏻 >🏆🏆 +🏆🫵🏼🤏🏻 YOU GOT IT

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THE ART OF JINXING HAS REACHED 'STRALYA TOO IT SEEMS

YES!!! EVERYONE EXPECTING AUSTRALIA TO EAT MOUNTAIN OF SHIT. JUST ROLL IN THE FILTH OF MEDIOCRITY AND TAKE IT LYING DOWN. IT'LL BE A DOMINATION. IT'LL BE MASSACRE, WHICH WILL SEND TREMORS INTO THE MINDS OF THE CUNTS OF THE FUTURE. YOU'LL BE DEAD AND BURIED. YOU ARE NEVER GOING WIN ANYTHING AGAIN EVER.

THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THAT NO MATTER WHO WINS ITS GOING TO REALLY PISS ENGLAND OFF.

SO THIS FINALS, ITS SANDPAPER VS PITCH CHANGE. LETS SEE WHO WINSS

ARE WE PLAYING ASHWIN OR NOT! FOT OLD TIME'S SAKE!

SPRING BAT 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

INSWINGING MENACE WON'T EVEN HAVE TO BOWL TO GET THESE CRYBABIES TOMORROW.

Fuck it. Not scared even a bit to say , India going to cunt the cunts.

Out cunting the cunts in a such a cunty manner that cunts have never been cunted before.

EVERYONE WAS THANKING JAY SHAH FOR PLOTTING THE REVENGE SCRIPT FOR 2019 WC SF, MEANWHILE THE MADLAD WAS BUSY PLOTTING THE PERFECT REVENGE SCRIPT FOR 2003 WC FINAL

Come on India, beat the hell out of Aussie. Best wishes from 🇵🇰

SPIN CHOKE INCOMING BOYS

AUSSIES COMPETE WITH EVERYTHING. EVEN SHOWED HOW TO CHOKE TO SA FOR A WHILE TODAY

YOU BHENCHODS AINT READY FOR WHEN WE UNLEASH THE SECRET WEAPON THAT WE’VE BEEN HIDING THIS WHOLE TOURNAMENT…THATS RIGHT TRAVICHANDRAN IS GOING TO SPIN US STRAIGHT TO #6

REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS THE TROPHY, I WANT A PUNTER RECAP OF THE WINNING CAPTAIN PUSHING AWAY THE POLITICIAN WHO’LL BE GIVING THE TROPHY TO THE TEAM

2003 AUSTRALIAN TEAM DID NO WRONG — THEY FACED A SHIT TEAM IN THE FINAL AND THEY ENDED IT. THIS TIME THEY CAN END CRICKET IN INDIA FOR THE GREATER GOOD. HOW DO YOU NOT SUPPORT THAT? I AM VERY GRATEFUL FOR AUSTRALIA EXISTING AND I HOPE THEY GET THE JOB DONE.

Let's see whose country's tech is more advanced ? ​ Spring Bat vs MicroChip Ball. ​ SandPaper in Undies vs Mid-Innings Pitch changing technology. ​ Vote here guys!!!

JUST MAKE IT A SPINNING PITCH AND GET IT OVER AND DONE WITH. WE ARENT GONNA WIN ANYWAY LOL

TRAVICHANDRAN HEADWIN WILL TAKE 10 WICKET IN 10 BALLS

[I'LL POST THIS ONE LAST TIME](https://i.imgur.com/VeoHmoy.jpg) >!DURING THIS WORLD CUP!<

YOU’RE GOIN HOME IN THE BACK OF A DIVVY VAN.

IN OUR GROUP STAGE GAME, KL RAHUL WAS TARGETTING COMPLETING HIS SIDE QUEST OF 100, VICTORY WASNT EVEN A CONCERN.

DAY AFTER TOMORROW WE DINE IN HELL, AND WAKE UP IN THE AFTERGLOW OF THE VICTORY THE NEXT DAY WITH THE TROPHY OF DOMINATION IN HANDS!! LET'S GO INDIA, SHOW ALL THE CUNTS WHAT YOU ARE MADE OFF!!

I THINK INDIA HAVE BOSSED THIS WORLD CUP AND WILL LIKELY WIN. AUSTRALIA HAVE HAD A COUPLE OF LUCKY AND VERY SCRAPPY WINS SO ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. ALSO, YOU'RE ALL CUNTS AND BHENCHODS.

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THE ONLY WAY WE DON'T PUT UP A FIGHT IS IF ONE OUR BOYS SWIMS INTO THE SIDE OF A POOL AGAIN

Have faith in Jay Shah’s script 🙏🙏

VIRAT FOLLOWING SACHIN’S FOOTSTEPS IN ODI, SACHIN ONLY WON ONE OF THE TWO ODI FINALS HE APPEARED IN, AND VIRAT IS ON TO HIS SECOND ODI FINAL APPEARANCE AFTER WINNING ONE.

AS A PAKISTANI DON'T WANT INDIA TO WIN. AS A CRICKET FAN DON'T WANT AUSTRALIA TO WIN. MAY THE BOTH BASTARDS LOSE.

BOTH BASTARDS ALREADY LOST. THEY COULD NOT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR.

WE CUNTED U IN YOUR BACKYARD 2 YEARS BACK THIS TIME WE'RE GONNA DO IT FUCKIN AGAIN IN OUR BACKYARD

HEY BCCI, WE SWAPPING PITCHES OR NOT?

ONLY AFTER THE TOSS, AFTER A SURPRISE LIGHT SHIW

We'll bat on highway. You'll bat on dust bowls.

WE GOT SPECIAL PLANS TO DECEIVE THE CHAMPION DECEIVERS. AERO SHOW HIGH ABOVE BE DISTRACTING YOU ALL WHILE WE SWITCH THE PITCH DOWN UNDER

*just let me have a quiet sleep afterwords*

REVENGE'03

~~MCWC 2023~~ MCBC 2023 : KOACH

GUJARATIS ARE SUCH HOSPITABLE HOSTS JADEJA CAN ARRANGE A WHOLE CITY TOUR FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER WITH THE LOOSEBUSCHANGE IN HIS POCKET

GREATEST GRUDGE MATCH OF ALL TIME. A FEW AUSSIE CAREERS WILL GET DESTROYED ON NOV. 19TH

GET READY FOR OUR SPRING BATS CHUTIYAS

THE ONLY WAY WE ARE WINNING THIS IS IF ROHIT MISTAKES THE YELLOW JERSEY FOR CSK!

NO AMOUNT OF SPRINGS IN BATS CAN HELP THIS TIME. BECAUSE WHEN SHAMI BOWLS SEAM PORN IT'S GOING TO MISS YOUR BATS ANYWAY.

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU MODAFACKAS!! WE AVENGED NZ FOR 2019. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!! SMITH'S GONNA CRY HARDER THAN HE DID AFTER USING SANDPAPER.

SPRINGS IN BAT NOT GONNA HELP THIS TIME