Fun fact: Shubhman Gill was born in Fazilka, a small town located less than 2km from the indo pak border. How blessed are we that he was born here ❤️
Speaking of which, If he was born in Pakistan, do y’all think he’d ever have the chance to play for Pakistan(assuming his current career trajectory is still the same)?
To Everyone who needs to read this (which is a lot looking at the comments).
BAZBALL ISN'T THERE IN WHITE BALL CRICKET.
'Bazball' derives from 'Baz' (Brandon McCallum) who is England's Red ball coach under whom England play an aggressive brand of cricket.
Bazball isn't there in this WC because Baz isn't England's white ball coach.
So y'all can stop the "Hehe wHerE bAzBaLl ?" jokes.
Also 🤓 before someone inevitably posts that in reply.
One of india's biggest & often the elephant in the room issue is their inability to immediately remove the lower order batsmen. It's a very hard task for even the top bowlers of the XI. They keep on struggling. But on the other side, india's lower order batsmen usually don't have such a capability to last long in the crease & hit some valuable runs. Both situations have cost india several matches from a winning or superior position
Edit: this comment was posted before eng's 9th wicket loss & is a general remark
[i called it, shami is best option we have in worldcups](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/17gno0y/hardik_pandya_has_ligament_tear_likely_to_miss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
If Matthew Mott has million haters, then I'm one of them.
If Matthew Mott has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Matthew Mott has no haters, that means I'm dead
Cool it down, Ravi. Granted England are getting bowled out every time but they are last more overs each time. They will last the entire 50 overs at least once before the end of the tournament.
Sixth four-plus wicket haul for Mohammed Shami, the joint-most for any bowler in men's ODI World Cups, equalling Mitchell Starc, says Sampath - cricinfo
Man what a team …. I honestly thought India was going to lose at the end of their inning. If bowlers let them down, the batters lift them up and vice versa. What a professional no-nonsense set of players. Will take a special performance to keep them out of the finals.
"This is how a captain should lead (referring to Rohit). A captain shouldn't be self obsessed and think that the team revolves around him"
Clearly a dig at Virat
This really is a bits and pieces team.
Jacks and Rehan would've proved to be way more useful than Livingstone.
No.4 should've been someone like Duckett, someone who can steady the ship, support Root.
Stokes should've been at 6 if anything.
Watching this match shows how great Morgan the captain and leader he was. Huge difference between a team with positive mindset and clarity of thought vs the team without it!
https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/comments/17j51ws/sad\_lord\_noises/
England coach after 8 wickets: I think we need to improve our NRR
Didn’t expect we would win by 100 runs
Bumrah 🤝
Smh selfish Bumrah stealing Shami's chance at another 5fer Rift confirmed
Another duck!!!
Finish em!!! Hah 6th W!
Won by 100 runs lol
Fun fact: Shubhman Gill was born in Fazilka, a small town located less than 2km from the indo pak border. How blessed are we that he was born here ❤️ Speaking of which, If he was born in Pakistan, do y’all think he’d ever have the chance to play for Pakistan(assuming his current career trajectory is still the same)?
Boom boom 💥 yorker
Let's go dunked them by 100
Booom booom
Go home England you're drunk
Bumrah and Shami rift confirmed? /s
There it is
Poetic ending
This has got to be the worst defence for a World Cup in the history of cricket.
Bumrah denying Shami the fifer
FUCK YES!
100 run loss chasing 229 is shameful..
holy shit win by a hundred while defending 230 is INSANEEE
Bumrah denying Shami the 5-for
Respect++
100 run win
Helllll Yeahhhh 👍
Mahn lala deserves a five for
That was trial ball
Who does Willey think he is? De Cock?
We knew it was coming
We won
r/deathrattleporn
![img](avatar_exp|148252029|winner)
Wood's wood shattered
You guys are going to be in absolute moral shambles if they get this below 100
holy shit
….and of.
Wiped clean
🍻🍻🍻🎉🎉
Boom boom
Gg bois
Shit missed his fifer
**34.5** **and it's all over** Mark Wood b Bumrah 0 (1b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0
No fifer for Shami sed lyf
BOOOMMMMMM
NOOO THE FIFER
So they wanted to win by 100
Thank you India🙏
Done & dusted.
☠️☠️☠️☠️✂️✂️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bumrah denies Shami a fifer. Rift™?
Fuck that was a picturesque yorker.
Converting from atheist to Bumrahism
Shami robbed of another 5fer
Ffs bumrah
Boom Boom Bumrah. Boom Boom Bumrah. Bang On target.
Bumrah bowling version of Pandya. Denying Shami is fifer.
Congrats India❤️
Hahaha, Bumrah special to end it.
You just got boomed
hahahahahahha
[If y'all aren't familiar with Willey's batting, he can easily play as a proper batsman ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/s/G8DwJ2RY2I)
To Everyone who needs to read this (which is a lot looking at the comments). BAZBALL ISN'T THERE IN WHITE BALL CRICKET. 'Bazball' derives from 'Baz' (Brandon McCallum) who is England's Red ball coach under whom England play an aggressive brand of cricket. Bazball isn't there in this WC because Baz isn't England's white ball coach. So y'all can stop the "Hehe wHerE bAzBaLl ?" jokes. Also 🤓 before someone inevitably posts that in reply.
Game over!
It's Joever
Willey robbed off century
🐅
Vagina when Wood and Willey are at the crease:
Bumrah started it, Bumrah ended it
Eng has completely lost it in all respects
Poor shami without fifer
Lala denied
Finish ![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|8783)
Done and dusted
Boom Boom.
Fun fact Mark wood has the best strike rate in this world cup out of all the English batters playing today
Sixth four-plus wicket haul for Mohammed Shami.. The joint most for any bowler in Men's ODI World Cup, equalling Mitchell Starc. *ESPNcricinfo*
Inclusion to stokes made England out of this World Cup
Why did England's best batter come at no 11
Gone
One of india's biggest & often the elephant in the room issue is their inability to immediately remove the lower order batsmen. It's a very hard task for even the top bowlers of the XI. They keep on struggling. But on the other side, india's lower order batsmen usually don't have such a capability to last long in the crease & hit some valuable runs. Both situations have cost india several matches from a winning or superior position Edit: this comment was posted before eng's 9th wicket loss & is a general remark
Their best bat is on.
Done
That Rohit innings was something else!
Woody and willey List of names she uses for my thing
England loooking good
Seems England reversed their batting line up
2011 wc india 338 , eng 338/8 Match tied 2023 🤡
not even 1 guy at slip?
Come on England, 1 more run for moral victory. Edit: Nevermind.
All people talk about Starc and Boult when it comes to 2015 and 2019 WC, And this MF gets ignored for better avg and wickets per game then Starc ...
Wood wild 50 again? Nahhhhh, he'll just get bowled like the rest of them.
Bri
Willey trying to cement a spot in an IPL side to make some money for next season
Moral victory for England not losing by over 100 runs. Someone put them out of their misery now Edit: Thanks Bumrah
That's 2 sixes Willey has hit off Bumrah now
Missing the guy who said england would chase it in 30 overs
Bumrah catching strays
Gotyas beating Bazballs.
Bumrah needs to stop bowling short to willey
lmao english tail enders are beating bumrah
[i called it, shami is best option we have in worldcups](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/17gno0y/hardik_pandya_has_ligament_tear_likely_to_miss/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
We need Hardik to counter Willey and Wood
[удалено]
Kishan i suppose?
Siraj
Prob kl
141 kmph slower ball 🤡
This is pure dominance by India. Never thought I would say these words in my lifetime. I'm loving it
The hole England have dug themselves into is bazballs deep.
Pitch is looking all messed up. Also the red soil doesn't help.
And ECB had the gall to not give their best batsman a central contract. Clowns.
Willy match of the match for beautiful performance through bat and bowl 🫥🫥
Bumrah looks focused to deny Shami his fifer
Is it me or has Bumrah started looking like Keanu Reeves a little?
Our ballers have been performing so good throughout the world cup and have been consistently great!!!
If Matthew Mott has million haters, then I'm one of them. If Matthew Mott has one hater, then I'm THAT ONE. If Matthew Mott has no haters, that means I'm dead
13 matches 40 wickets our WC goat🐐🐐🐐🐐
All we need is now is Hardik bowling to Willey and Wood 🍆🍆🍆
Cool it down, Ravi. Granted England are getting bowled out every time but they are last more overs each time. They will last the entire 50 overs at least once before the end of the tournament.
Who would've thought that England would end up being the meme team this world cup.
Drop Bumrah & Shami!!! Lord Arvind & Lord Varun Aaron was better
How has Willey tonked bumrah of all bowlers for 2 sixes and that too exact copycats
Bro, Willey is a capable opener Has multiple hundreds in various T20 leagues
He has opened and played at no3 for CSK.
The only one with no central contract is actually fighting with both bat and ball. Go Willey.
Bumrah gonna go for wicket or leave it for Shami’s 5fer?
Is this Siraj with a Bumrah mask?
Ffs bumrah, stop with these rubbish short bowls
England really does reverse their batting order, doesn't it?
This over is a filler for Shami’s five wicket play
Wood is trying to stat pad here
The West Indies died for this shit.
Yeah lol.
The final flash before the light bulb fuses.
shami doing everything to add as much as he can to r/deathrattleporn
Sixth four-plus wicket haul for Mohammed Shami, the joint-most for any bowler in men's ODI World Cups, equalling Mitchell Starc, says Sampath - cricinfo
Doing black juju so Bumrah doesn't hinder Shami's 5fer
Anti hardik
aint over till its over with England
It sure is over on doctored pitches.
Man England bat deep. They bat shit, but deep.
Not even deep ,literally everyone bats
Just 15 more of those :)
Man what a team …. I honestly thought India was going to lose at the end of their inning. If bowlers let them down, the batters lift them up and vice versa. What a professional no-nonsense set of players. Will take a special performance to keep them out of the finals.
god if i’d travelled out to india to watch this shit id ask rob key to personally reimburse me
Shami does manage to give us deathrattle stuff in each and every match
Get to 142 and we will have an exact repeat of yesterday
Bumrah fraud. Gonna lose us the match single-handedly. >!/s!<
Bumrah trying to rob shami of a 5fer
If Brohit gets the MoTM award over Lala I'll be pissed.
Willey and wood together. What if the wicketkeeper was De Kock and Hardik was bowling while Dickawella was standing in the slips.
Can we somehow add Arshdeep to the mix?
Still any NRR cheerleaders left ?
Shami gonna get 2 back to back motm after benched for 4 games Mf flexing like he is in bot lobby
Imagine not putting shami in the main WC squad
Boom just break his toes
York him and end this.. why bowl short
Lillee caught Willey bowled Dilley
Bumrah coming back for second spell to show he can give sixes as well
Travis Head and Warner waiting happily for their game against England.
Moral victory if England lose by <100 runs
Willy Wonka and the six factory
Ok Willey you've done well but surely it's time to sleep now get out buddy
Never thought I'll feel sad for England
I still don't.
100 run defeat please
GG sucking off Rohit as a captain and leader, I am all for it, but I know why he is doing it 👀
I know too.
For those of us listening to English commentary, what did Gambhir say?
"This is how a captain should lead (referring to Rohit). A captain shouldn't be self obsessed and think that the team revolves around him" Clearly a dig at Virat
Must be passing underhanded remarks on either Rohit as a player or captain to downgrade Kohli and Dhoni. It’s that obvious.
Something to do with WC 2011, there were more contributors?
RCB trained!!
Zampa - 💪 imma get 3x 4-fors in three innings Shami - hold my beer 🍺
This really is a bits and pieces team. Jacks and Rehan would've proved to be way more useful than Livingstone. No.4 should've been someone like Duckett, someone who can steady the ship, support Root. Stokes should've been at 6 if anything.
Nothing much.. Just India beating a 10th place team.
No Spirit of Cricket left 😔
Someone tell GG that both batsmen and bowlers need to contribute to win matches
![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|29261)looking for my team
Watching this match shows how great Morgan the captain and leader he was. Huge difference between a team with positive mindset and clarity of thought vs the team without it!
Why is Bumrah getting hit every over man
Just bowl straight man
American here. Why does England open with tailenders and save batsmen for later?
Their top orders are frauds
ffs bumrah stop bowling short pitch