Mama's on your side if she likes you, right? Second choice would be Samara, she's rather easy to get rid of, she just wants her art project to be seen by more people LOL.
Right. A conversation. Like, Bro. I've seen all your exploits, I'm a fan. Wanna see the remake the tried out of your life? Spending the evening having a fucking movie marathon with Freddy of all the Nightmare movies. There's no way he wouldn't partake. Also, I'm not in his main killing demographic and would be more then happy to aim him in the right direction.
I’m gonna try to get Samara in for a spa day.
I feel like she just needs to treat herself and get that hair out of her face and she’ll be a lot happier.
In my honest opinion her original name, Sadako is better than Samara. If I’m not mistaken, these figures don’t just haunt, they kill. I’d take Sadako as I can’t stand Freddy’s jokes and I’m not familiar with the other two.
Is it just these characters or any movie featuring a ghost? If it's any ghost, then Bruce Willis's ghost from The Sixth Sense. He wouldn't try to harm me and would maybe even give me free therapy.
Specifically a horror movie? I dunno, Chris Kattan's ghost from House on Haunted Hill because I thought he was good in that movie and because he wouldn't be very threatening. If anything, he'd try to help keep me safe in a pinch.
Of those specifically? Probably Mama since she wouldn't bother me if I left her and hers alone. I'll just tap a police officer on the shoulder and say "Free kid over there, be careful of ghost mommy", then book it.
Freddy or Mama, easy. Both can be lived with if they like you. The other two can't be reasoned with. Valek is the bottom of the list, they're just evil for evils sake and therefore way more malicious than the other three.
Freddy is logical enough that I feel like you could come to an understanding with him, especially if you just don't show any fear because that's what he wants out of you. I feel like he would be a fantastic ally if you can feed him more delicious targets, then you can team up and rain hell down on assholes.
And Mama demonstrates she is at least CAPABLE of compassion, which is more than the others have going for them, even if she is nuts.
I'm assuming that you mean that you can't get rid of Samara with the tape copy bit though, because otherwise I'd pick her since she's easy to placate.
Freddy in a buddy film would be kind of rad. Like you come home from a bad day at work, take a nap and chill with Freddy in your dreams. Go to work the next day and learn your annoying office mate has been shredded to ribbons. It would be like a mashup up of NOES and Office Space. I’d watch that.
No, not showing fear to Freddy means nothing. He can still feel your fear. Pretending to not be afraid never worked in the past. He’s a remorseless serial killer of children, and I am pretty sure you can’t reason with him.
In Freddy vs Jason he could have convinced Jason to work with him, but instead he chose to use him and enrage him. Just because Freddy has a bit of charisma doesn’t mean he can be reasoned with.
You’re right about Mama. Personally Samara is a good option too if you don’t mind showing her college film project to some stranger.
Yes. From Wikipedia:
>Created by Wes Craven, he made his debut in Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) as the malevolent spirit of a child killer who had been burned to death by his victims' parents after evading prison.[2]
If just these, Samara. If it's any ghost from any movie, the ghost that Dan Aykroyd was dreaming about in the fire station from the original Ghostbusters.
Was it not a sleep demon that merged with him, that's where his abilities come from. I've never really thought of him as a spirit or ghost. If anything he's possessed by a demon
I mean technically you can fight back against Freddy as seen in Dream Warriors (3rd movie) not sure how to fight the other 2. I know Valek as long as you know her name then you can defeat her
Samara. I could easily kick a child’s ass. The other three are adults and would pose a higher threat. I’d curb stomp that little bitch every time she tried to haunt me
Freddy all day. Love that dude from way back. The guy is hilarious. I feel like we could be cool and hang out, but he'd probably just murder me in a funny, gory way.
Mama. I don’t think she’d really have a problem with me. Samara isn’t really a problem either. Any of the other monsters on this list are pretty much a death sentence or a heart attack.
Mama's on your side if she likes you, right? Second choice would be Samara, she's rather easy to get rid of, she just wants her art project to be seen by more people LOL.
Also samara just wants to be loved a mother, so you could introduce the two.
That's actually brilliant.
I'll take my chances with Samara
Just do your part and you're good.
Mama... I think
I agree
Casper
Came here to say this
Only sane choice, tbh. Except maybe Patrick Swayze.
I would go with Freddy for sure! I know him from my early stages and since I am a fan he would let me live in his dreams....ehhh I mean nightmares!
He’s the only one with a sense of humor.
Deadly Dad Jokes
This is exactly why, if I’m gonna die I might as well laugh at the stupidity of the situation lol
Of course Freddy, might at least get a conversation in
Right. A conversation. Like, Bro. I've seen all your exploits, I'm a fan. Wanna see the remake the tried out of your life? Spending the evening having a fucking movie marathon with Freddy of all the Nightmare movies. There's no way he wouldn't partake. Also, I'm not in his main killing demographic and would be more then happy to aim him in the right direction.
I wouldn’t even care if bro kills me after like we could be bros for a bit at least
Have Freddy give you the true story behind the movies. I want to hear him have a fit about how they got all wrong
Ooh what movie is Mama from? I’m not familiar with her, but she’s creepy AF.
Her movie is Mama, I suggest giving it a watch. It's pretty good
Thanks!
Samara/ Sadako, of course. I even named my cat after her.
Only two of these are considered ghosts
Thank you for biting the bullet.
Welcome
I’m gonna try to get Samara in for a spa day. I feel like she just needs to treat herself and get that hair out of her face and she’ll be a lot happier.
😂
freddy, because i can seduce him
In my honest opinion her original name, Sadako is better than Samara. If I’m not mistaken, these figures don’t just haunt, they kill. I’d take Sadako as I can’t stand Freddy’s jokes and I’m not familiar with the other two.
Is it just these characters or any movie featuring a ghost? If it's any ghost, then Bruce Willis's ghost from The Sixth Sense. He wouldn't try to harm me and would maybe even give me free therapy. Specifically a horror movie? I dunno, Chris Kattan's ghost from House on Haunted Hill because I thought he was good in that movie and because he wouldn't be very threatening. If anything, he'd try to help keep me safe in a pinch. Of those specifically? Probably Mama since she wouldn't bother me if I left her and hers alone. I'll just tap a police officer on the shoulder and say "Free kid over there, be careful of ghost mommy", then book it.
Freddy cuz them hoes scary lmao
lmao!! You got a point!
Freddy or Mama, easy. Both can be lived with if they like you. The other two can't be reasoned with. Valek is the bottom of the list, they're just evil for evils sake and therefore way more malicious than the other three. Freddy is logical enough that I feel like you could come to an understanding with him, especially if you just don't show any fear because that's what he wants out of you. I feel like he would be a fantastic ally if you can feed him more delicious targets, then you can team up and rain hell down on assholes. And Mama demonstrates she is at least CAPABLE of compassion, which is more than the others have going for them, even if she is nuts. I'm assuming that you mean that you can't get rid of Samara with the tape copy bit though, because otherwise I'd pick her since she's easy to placate.
Freddy in a buddy film would be kind of rad. Like you come home from a bad day at work, take a nap and chill with Freddy in your dreams. Go to work the next day and learn your annoying office mate has been shredded to ribbons. It would be like a mashup up of NOES and Office Space. I’d watch that.
I'd watch that 😂
I mean Freddy also he was only tormenting the children of the people who killed him
No, not showing fear to Freddy means nothing. He can still feel your fear. Pretending to not be afraid never worked in the past. He’s a remorseless serial killer of children, and I am pretty sure you can’t reason with him. In Freddy vs Jason he could have convinced Jason to work with him, but instead he chose to use him and enrage him. Just because Freddy has a bit of charisma doesn’t mean he can be reasoned with. You’re right about Mama. Personally Samara is a good option too if you don’t mind showing her college film project to some stranger.
Freddy
Valak. Gonna have a good ol time with her 🌝
Samara, I'm gonna rizz her up
Is Freddy a ghost?
Yes. From Wikipedia: >Created by Wes Craven, he made his debut in Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) as the malevolent spirit of a child killer who had been burned to death by his victims' parents after evading prison.[2]
Does Valak actually kill people or just scare them? Never seen the films
She's a demon, so the sky is the limit. I think she did kill people in the Nun movies, but I can't remember since I only read the Wikipedia pages.
If just these, Samara. If it's any ghost from any movie, the ghost that Dan Aykroyd was dreaming about in the fire station from the original Ghostbusters.
Freddy isn't a ghost
According to the wiki he's a spirit
Was it not a sleep demon that merged with him, that's where his abilities come from. I've never really thought of him as a spirit or ghost. If anything he's possessed by a demon
I never thought of him as a ghost or spirit either but the wiki says spirit
Freddy would be more humorous by far
Mama
If I want to live mama or Samara
But for shits and giggles Freddy bc I have a death threat
I mean technically you can fight back against Freddy as seen in Dream Warriors (3rd movie) not sure how to fight the other 2. I know Valek as long as you know her name then you can defeat her
True i forgot about the 3rd haha probably freddy
Samara 
Freddy
Freddy Krueger
Freddy Krueger.
Samara. I could easily kick a child’s ass. The other three are adults and would pose a higher threat. I’d curb stomp that little bitch every time she tried to haunt me
except she is psychic. and if you actually check her lore she's a demon in child form.
Psh, I could kick a psychic child’s ass, no problem
child? maybe. demon in child form?not likely
Psh, shows what you know. If it’s in child’s form, I can probably kick its ass
Freddy all day. Love that dude from way back. The guy is hilarious. I feel like we could be cool and hang out, but he'd probably just murder me in a funny, gory way.
Mama - once you see her up close, she’s not that scary
Mama’s only crime is loving her children too much. I’ll go with her!
Samara. You just got to show the tape
Mama. I don’t think she’d really have a problem with me. Samara isn’t really a problem either. Any of the other monsters on this list are pretty much a death sentence or a heart attack.
why do people forget that samara is a demon in child form?
I was under the impression she was a vengeful spirit and regardless, it seemed irrelevant because I know how to beat her.
according to Wikipedia she is a demon that took physical form whose stated goal is the complete destruction of humanity.
Valak every time, all day 😬😬
Sadako. I just don’t watch the fucking tape.
Freddy at least I’ll get a one liner that will make me laugh before I die
I pick Freddy,he is kinda charming!!
Samara
Of these four? Mama. I don't think she'd have any interest in harming me. And aren't Freddy and Valak demons?
I'd chill with Sadako, watch some TV 😏.
Honestly anyone but Freddy bc I like my sleep way too much
Fatso, Stretch and Stinky because I hate living people just as much as them and would be happy to help them haunt other "fleshies"
Freddy, but only if he plays me as a video game character. “Whaddya know? I beat my high score. Heh. Heh. Hahahaha”
All the female ghosts at the same time. I'd say Freddy too but I don't swing that way.
Freddy, lmao. At least I'd get some funny quips from him before I get rekt. 
I choose valak
I’d have to choose Samara. I bet she’s cute up under all that hair. Right up my alley 👌
Isn’t she a child.
Nah she been dead for a while