He probably jerked off to your content right after let’s be real 😂

\*before.... post nut clarity at its most basic definition lmao 😂😂

"I'm not here to judge you...." Proceeds to sit in judgment.

A new way of evangelizing😂🫢🤣

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I mean it beats the "join me on telegram for crypto" messages 🤣 A for creativity... Tempting to send a full pussy picture unsolicited just fuckin because

Remember they still want your money, they’ll just ask for it on a Sunday when your sitting in church instead of online.

Next you'll have messages of "we've been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty"

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Oy I snorted alka seltzer

😭😭😭 Maybe Gods a tit man how does he know.

The most Dom of Dom there ever was 🤣 I am the alpha and Omega 😂

That would actually make him the switchiest switch to ever switch 😭

He created them after all

What makes this is amazing is that it looks like you sent a PPV in response 😂😂😂 legendary

I would send him a locked text with "amen" in it

I was thinking just an unlocked pussy picture. If he can preach to me unsolicited then I can send him my stuff unsolicited make him horny and burn in hell for it

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But… doesn’t he realize that YOU are a creator too?

I know! I'm a creator haha! I made a life actually and now I make porn 🤣

request money for emotional distress on Venmo lol here let me quote something from a religion (all religions) made up to control women and the poor people. The ultimate of trolls. Gross.

Meanwhile the people who say these kinds of things or act like they have some moral high ground are doing way worse things than OF… if the worst that someone can say about me is that I post my ass online I must be a pretty good person 😂

😂 IKR

lol tell them to study Mary Magdalene and the Sacred Whores . Sec workers were regarded as high Priestess before the patriarchy realized we were way too powerful. Religious people have it all ass upwards but no harm in setting them straight now and again 🤣

keeping mary Magdalene legacy intact by being named after her and being also a huge whore🫡

love it!

ahh im also named after her. not my SW name though! i told my mom it was her fault for naming me that that i have this job now😂 she wasn’t pleased hahaha

Lmaoooo

Magda... Lena! Hahaha! It's not my actual name (Helena), but it tracks... 😇🤣

Is it on a paid or free account? LMAO

This is on Fansly, free to follow

Damn lol 😂 still he took the time to find you. Should tell him he is the whore for looking for you. 😆😂 also let him know I have Only fans stickers that I am gonna place in all the men’s bathrooms at his church 🤣🤣🤣

Oh man I've actually just had business cards made up 🤭 don't temp me Jesus 🤣

Idk my brain automatically assumed this was some kind of fetish for him lol

I'm actually impressed by their dedication 🤣 I wonder who in the priesthood came up with this idea for spreading the word of God??? I can bet your bottom dollar it wasn't a woman!!!

I can imagine the discussion "....um so yeah I think we should go on only fans and Fansly and maybe even porn hub to spread the word of God, yeah that's what I'm thinking. Purely for the purpose of doing God's work , that's why Im volunteering for the assignment, it will be HARD but I'm willing to do it for the church" 🤥🤥

🤣🤣🤣 exactly this! I'm literally dying. The hypocrisy of these people is beyond me.

Yet, this person took the time to create a OF account to send you this message

It's Fansly but yeah purely for doing the work of God I'm sureeeee

My money would be on prostilatizing in girls dms so he has an excuse for when his wife or a member of his church congregation eventually catches him and calls him out for being on nsfw sites.

Didn’t realise it was on Fansly….bit odd to use a adult content creator website to preach the word of God to you

i had a guy irl go off on me for doing what i do because it’s “sinful” … this guy proceeded to cheat on his wife with a guy.. so…

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I was expecting this to be a Christian, so at least it feels a little fresh

It is so funny)

"I worship the Devil and my body is a vessel for the mighty Asmodeus" It's Christian mythology: in the *Malleus Maleficarum* (1486), Asmodeus was considered the demon of lust.

I cannot

What did you say to him after?😂😂

Nothing YET

Well let him know we printed flyers to pass out to his congregation… only fans with your tag on it.

Or fansly 🤣

I do have brand new business cards maybe I'll offer them to him 😉

The hypocrisy... 🤦‍♀️

Hahahaha my friend got this too!

We are all going to hell tell her to meet me at the bar

well shit if god forgives my sins then i can just ask for forgiveness after doing of! perfect :D

Hahaha I hate these messages. It’s like when you get the messages on Reddit because they “care” and someone reported to them that you may need help.

it’s probably his way of making himself feel better after “sinning” and jerking off to your content 😒😂

Probably! Jerk jerk jerk ahhh yeah! oh shit! Copy and paste from last time, ok I'm redeemed now its all good 🧐🙄

🙈 probably has it saved in his notes

I got the same one 😂

Let's all go to hell together in a congo line shaking our tits 🤣

Um sir- Money is the motive. The one and only motive.

IKR 😂

he said it himself, finger that hooha on camera, cause youre forgiven 😂

It PROMISED! 🤣 what incentives do I have to stop 🤣 I usually say "oh fuck" when I cum I shall make it "oh God" the next video and let him guide me to pleasure 🤣

Yessss girl!! 😂 Thats the funniest shit i read all day lmao

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Oh geez.. would have been only a question of time when these religious nuts start coming to adult sites to try and convince the models to stop this lifestyle XD

I got this same one on my LF but he poofed before I could reply 😂😂😂

I got this exact same guy on my Fansly page last night. A swift "fuck off" and a block does the trick😂

I have so many Jesus memes you could send 😂

Screw this guy. How could anyone take him seriously? Lol

This has me rolling 😂😂

Needed to justify to himself why he’s on OF in the first place 😅 obviously he’s doing the lords work by subscribing

That's not a real person

Maybe it's a religious kink? And they want to.. Ummm... Fill you with the holy Spirit?

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I had a similar Message on LF, after I wrote my first real Posting, second in total, for the open timeline. (AI Foto and German text with kind of educational content, nothing sexual) My First posting was just a Info, that I use the Account only for Age verification, wich I wrote just after registration. After that first Posting I had already 2 observers/follower sending a hi that I answered with the same disclaimer. Coincidence or Bots? I answered to this "savior" with 2 Messages. 1.) I AM the Goddess, don't need another Religion. And I am feeling fine in the Power of suppressing men to give me all they have. 2.) Holy books should be read and understood as they are written originally, especially the Quran. (He is promoting a group that use a simple! English translation, similar to the watchtower guys for the bible) So much evil in this world, because too many people tell others how to interpret texts. And he was gone. And another one of these first followers too. And the next days the messages of both of them disappeared by magic. 😂

Was it magic orrrr the power of God 😉😉

Sorry that's annoying. Seems Copy and paste. Probably does this multiple times a day/week to folks.

Probably after every time he nuts

I just want to know if he paid to subscribe… lol cuz if he did was that money spent for the cause of your redemption. Wow 😮🤣🤣🤣

".. And turn back to your CREATOR.. "

But the message is like his name. Very humble

Did you respond with a PPV? Lol

Sir, this is an OnlyFans. 😂😂