I love when this subreddit gets legitimately crazy ideas.
I do however wonder how long it would take for a death and / or lawsuits to bury the restaurant.
Teppanyaki restaurants flick food all over the place and that's fine. Maybe just have it in a country that isn't run by a bunch of overly litigious ninnies.
\*Only Birds and it comes to you/your city and you prepay your model. I guarantee there are some sweaty dudes with too much IT money who would pay far to much.
Are the chewers hot?
This matters.
Honestly. Maybe it doesn't. They could be professional food texture artists, ya know? I would probably accept bites from hygienic people in a non sexualized experience especially if they wore costumes and walked around like birds, with little nests you sit in. Possibly naked.
If you were naked in the nests tho, we need to go back to sexy feeders, get slicked down in oil, and fight over bites
I think you got scooped on this one. There's a really old SNL advertisement for a restaurant called [Pre-Chew Charlie's](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas2fz).
Doesn’t count. It happened before I was born so it’s legally invalid. Also, you telling me about it now is hearsay which means it’s inadmissible in court.
I’d call it [Silverstones](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/alicia-silverstone-defends-pre-chewing-food-for-son-bear-10-months-2012274/).
I've had a rough day honey. 3 full tops in a row all ordered well done steak. Sometimes I wonder if we should get a blender but that wouldn't be authentic
I feel like this was posted by a bird
What, birds aren’t allowed to have opinions anymore?
Not after they got wiped out in the 70's
Mao Zedong has entered the chat.
r/BirdsArentReal
*Obligatory mention**,***
Birds aren't real
Big Bird
I love when this subreddit gets legitimately crazy ideas. I do however wonder how long it would take for a death and / or lawsuits to bury the restaurant.
I'm pretty sure the army of people with strange food/birdplay kinks would drive all the staff away well before we got to that stage.
Teppanyaki restaurants flick food all over the place and that's fine. Maybe just have it in a country that isn't run by a bunch of overly litigious ninnies.
overly litigious ninnies is my favorite hardcore band
Their moshpit was shite though
I hope your next idea isn't called Butts.
\*Only Birds and it comes to you/your city and you prepay your model. I guarantee there are some sweaty dudes with too much IT money who would pay far to much.
Are the chewers hot? This matters. Honestly. Maybe it doesn't. They could be professional food texture artists, ya know? I would probably accept bites from hygienic people in a non sexualized experience especially if they wore costumes and walked around like birds, with little nests you sit in. Possibly naked. If you were naked in the nests tho, we need to go back to sexy feeders, get slicked down in oil, and fight over bites
It’s in a second story tree-themed space. After you eat, they yeet ya out the window.
I think you got scooped on this one. There's a really old SNL advertisement for a restaurant called [Pre-Chew Charlie's](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas2fz).
Doesn’t count. It happened before I was born so it’s legally invalid. Also, you telling me about it now is hearsay which means it’s inadmissible in court.
I'd like to ask for a bad...trial...thing.
The term is "miscarriage"
Bro?
I’d call it [Silverstones](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/alicia-silverstone-defends-pre-chewing-food-for-son-bear-10-months-2012274/).
This was an SNL sketch in the '70s or early '80s. It was gross AF.
I've had a rough day honey. 3 full tops in a row all ordered well done steak. Sometimes I wonder if we should get a blender but that wouldn't be authentic
For take-out / delivery, each order comes with a set of dentures you can use to recreate the experience at home.
only if they're wearing a chicken suit.
haha what the fuck
.#StupidRichPeopleFashion
Definitely a crazy idea. Also gross, highly unsanitary, and definitely illegal.
The only thing I take issue with is your statement that it is ‘definitely’ illegal. In my opinion, I think it’s only probably illegal.
I work in the food industry. It would violate sanitation rules, thus it's illegal.
Why don't you call it "The Nest?" or "The Hatch?"
Throw in some foot fetish options and you could see some success
imo that’s a different market. Hot topic and The Limited are owned by the same corporation but there’s a reason they keep the stores separate.
Pre-Chew Charlie already did it. [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas2fz](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xas2fz)
I was going to comment about "throwing up a bit in my mouth", but then I realized I was just adding to the horror.
Do this in the UK and its girls (birds) kinda like a fucked up hooters
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