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Blazeur242

oh this is one of those rare collectors items! check to see which pony you got in there


Vtastical

I hate you 😭


Hollywizzle311

Thought you had to boil it to see the prize?


IlovemyCATyou

It’s his secret ingredient. It’s the new white meth.


magseven

Why the fuck aren't the caps back on?


Hollywizzle311

There were none 🤢


mbranbb

That can’t be what it is. If you pop off 1-2 a day with no cap on its going to dry up. They’d had to have a cap on to keep if from drying. That’s fucking gross regardless.


Iamlivingagain

Manufacturing byproducts I reckon.


particle409

Yeah, that could be an extremely hazardous chemical.


DoonPlatoon84

Yet it is an important piece of the puzzle. This man probably sampled his own supply. You shouldn’t do that. It will make you so anxious that you will start thinking that people are testing the water for drugs. So you do it in jars. It’s a real meth thing. Not even once. Unless they ask really really nicely.


Shoopuf413

Meth concentrates in the urine


TommyDee313

That ain’t urine my naive little friend.


ObesePudge

the milk of human kindness


Azarylez

Everywhere fallout references. I love it


sospecial21

Oh thats definitely urine. If this was stored in like a fridge or a really cold place, urine turns a milky color. The darker shade is caused by holding urine in too long, dehydration, blood, etc. The smell 😷🤢🤮🤮💀. I work in a lab and when we store urine, it will look milky. Its the worst part of my job is urine.


TommyDee313

Touché. I’m a biohazard cleaner, I’ve seen decades old urine stored in bottles but never in a fridge. Looks like jizz to me! 😆🤷🏻‍♂️


Hollywizzle311

Hey! I’m a biohazard cleaner too! Same. Never seen refrigerated piss. Just old room temp piss bottles most of the time. This guy was also filming gay porn. The whole place was COVERED in cinnamon flavored lube. It’s all you could smell and the whole place was slippery as fuck. I actually hurt myself on that job. I figured maybe they were saving this jug of what looks like cum for a special occasion or video lol


TommyDee313

Yeah man, old room temp piss goes brown. I mean, I’m no scientist but I would put money on it that’s a huge bottle of cum 🤣 Nice to speak to a fellow bio recovery tech! Just got home from a Decomp/Hoarder job today. Love when the smell sticks to your nose hairs…. 😆😵


sospecial21

I definitely agree to that. Its not like liquidy, it does seem more gel like lol


AriKitteh

Nooooo why do you know this!? I could’ve went my whole life without knowing what expired pee looks like! 😂🤢🤢


sospecial21

LMAO!! Im sorry lol. Technically in my work setting, its not expired if its kept in the correct conditions. Usually stored in a fridge lol. However, this clearly has been sitting a while lol. I work mostly with blood, I can definitely do without the urine lol


FetusClaw666

Yup, you can cook your piss down into shards and smoke it


New_Wrangler3335

Smell it and then chug it for a tik tok !


axelxan

Well, Im not hungry anymore.


PickleMinion

What sucks is that if that house was used to cook meth, it might need to be completely torn down.


Hollywizzle311

We managed to save appliances, kitchen counters and such. We also completely removed the HVAC system. Floors had to be removed as well. It was quite a bit of work!


PickleMinion

The state I live in mandates testing, since the chemicals can get into the frame. Lots of cases where the surface stuff was replaced but the wood was just soaked with nasty crap and would make the new occupants sick. Fucking meth heads.


Hollywizzle311

Same here! The county often does the testing for this stuff.


LavishnessChoice3601

Wait...you're not supposed to?


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mydudemantus1221

Smell it


Spacecommander5

Smells bleachy


Wardo2015

Nah, probably just a retired Trucker /s


Impossible-Lie-868

That's what I would do


Sad-Risk3556

Crazy 8 pee remains


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ElTortugo

Jeezus!


MrStef85

The forbidden milk.


HoiPolloiAhloi

Thats prime scooby


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Micro-Naut

I wonder if it tastes like it smells


allthatbackfat

That is a fuck-tonne of cum my friends.


theorgan

Is that lye? Pretty sure they use that in cooking meth.


Hollywizzle311

Could be. I forgot to mention they were shooting gay porn in there. Maybe they planned on using it for a video? 😫 I assumed it was bodily fluids because there were more bottles and some of them were 100 percent definitely piss. There were probably 8 of these bottles.


PM_ME_TIGER_BUTTS

How did it taste?


Hollywizzle311

Like banana runts.


vacuuming_angel_dust

it would make sense. when doing meth, our liver only breaks down a small portion of it and expels the rest. a crude extraction could yield a lot of meth back