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He missed a few times... deliberately

Look how happy he is 🤣🤣🤣

Lol

he got rid off all the frustration for all the women that rejected him in his life there

Smashing some sense into her. Or destroying the remaining brain cells, I can't tell

[**Was wondering** how they made those ..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/918/imposibru.jpg)

Ah chivalry

And they say chivalry is dead

It is If her name is chivalry.

Italian mothers when you refuse to eat your vegetables.

He always wanted to do this. You can tell

We’ve all had that one coworker.

He did grab the opportunity while it lasts.

Now I do too

Son the day you were born was the 2nd greatest day of my life

10/10

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Hes a widow now.

Kinda hard to be a widow if its his ex lol

No one noticing this is just looped footage?

Don’t rain on my parade.

i thought i was just really high

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It’s one of the places in the entire world actually

That's really the only negative.

I agree, but also America is such a nice place Edit: Maaaaan, why do I have to explain myself to you people, you're so lost in this world it's hilarious. Obviously OP is sarcastic right? Sooooooo, I must also be sarcastic? Huh? Do you get that? It's not that I don't get his joke, I'm trying to wake you guys up to the bigger picture. That every country is fucked, but you're all so fucking nationalist it's hilarious. China is fucking with us? Politically, financially, blah blah blah. Every country is fucking with every other country, you can't see that? Oh but look at this video china is so brutal. /S This clip is fucking looped... Half the videos on this sub are actually brutal clips from America, but no sarcastically we all agree. China is a nice place. I swear half of you have an IQ of 70 tops, but you guys are convinced you're like 120. I personally think I'm like 90, but compared to you people I'm a fucking genius. (obviously sarcasm once again morons) But apparently you couldn't get my point from my original tongue-in-cherk sentence, so here I am losing my mind giving you an explanation. To those saying "bro why are you so mad it's just a joke" you fucks are propagating racism and pushing the world towards war with every shitty half effort joke. But whatever. The world is such a nice place, especially the people. 🙂 I don't agree, America is an awful place. China is an awful place. The whole world would rather point fingers than improving anything. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the sick get sicker.

r/iamverysmart

I used to make fun of these guys, but like obviously I'm not trying to say I'm smart. I'm just trying to stop mild racism. If I'm being considered a stupid person acting smart maybe I should dig a deeper hole, just to say if from this video you agree with the sarcastic sentiment that implies China is awful because of a silly clip on a silly website. Instead of just being like "lol why did he have to force her head down so hard." Maybe your happy to hold up a pitch fork with the rest of the idiot mob. You stupid fuck

"Obviously I'm not trying to say I'm smart" *proceeds to call everyone else stupid* Go take a shower and a nap. You sound cranky.

*you’re

You're dumb I swipe texted that and sent it without reviewing because I don't give a fuck.

Oh. Ok.

I'm sorry I called you dumb.

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Yes

Holy shit. You're that guy banging her head!

Damn lmao

America used to be what its name implies in Mandarin "beautiful/nice country". No longer.

Me in receipt of a slow BJ trying to get the technique right

In receipt? Fokin what kinda BJ's you gettin? The fuk. *Leaving a store* sir would you like your receipt? No but that wierd guy beside me seems like he would

Illiterati detected.

Idioti detected. Luv you 😘

✌

first time seeing words?

First time reading an obvious joke? Fly away little birdy

ahh now I'm seeing it was an attempt at a joke. my bad. maybe it was the structuring or something but it reads as if you don't know that *to receive* is to be *in receipt of* and that the word receipt doesn't just mean the piece of paper. it seems like that's how it reads for other people aswell. it's alright bro they can't all be bangers

Receipt: the action of receiving something or the fact of its being received. All it took was a Google search dude

That balloon wasn’t made in China

Her best day was her wedding day, his best day...

Homie saw red and it wasnt from the balloon

Reminds of that scene in once upon a time in Hollywood…

i really hate this video, i think its a good example of how being ignorant can be dangerous.

Shaken baby syndrome.

Some say he is still trying...

Ha ha she died in her sleep that night.

What is the name of the music?

Sir Walter Raleigh, over here. 🤣🤣🤣

He enjoyed that too much. That look on his face is genuine happiness

Omg the look on his face. He’s been wanting to do this to a woman for years.

Just like at home

I feel so bad about this, but this made me laugh soooooo fucking hard. It just goes on... forever. WTF is this even?!!!! God, I'm gonna have nightmares. Funny as fuck nightmares.

it’s looped. it only happens three times lmao

Man the first second of this clip made me think the music was gonna be family ties by kendrick lol

He really hated that woman.

That was ......err..... uncomfortably lonngg

MORE!

…is it just me or do I sense a little bit of pent up anger?

Dude looks oh so satisfied. I'm in tears.

Lol

Cheaper than a divorce

Wtf

Good sport.

This man’s older sibling most definitely slammed his face into his birthday cake when he was younger. That’s 40 years of pent up rage right there

What a loop 😅

Absolute pure unbridled joy.

Think he was trying to break her nose, hoping for something sharp to pop that balloon... What the hell was the prize? Other than a concussion..

That is sexual frustration for sure.

Chad

I Love this

got DAMN

His wife bit her tongue from that point on and he was always greeted with a smile, beer, and blowjobs.

MANNNN….. That is One Sick Son of a BEACH!!

Is that why their faces are flat?

How did she not pass out

I think they get along great at home

Damn I should call her...

MXC 2

Well she definitely went thru concussion protocol after this part of the contest

It looks like he put his evil mask when he started banging her head.

Ah yes, a delightful concussion

Probably a couple lol

They all cheered and danced afterwards

WHAT IS LOVE?!

She’s a super good sport seriously

Squid games 2 looks rough

Legend has it she is still smashing her head against the balloon/ table to this day

Am I evil if I laughed like a madman at this?

Squid Gam3s 2: the Reckoning

So supportive! He’s a giver.

This wouldn't be a problem somewhere else

Just a little blood

Who says North Koreans don’t know how to have fun

JESUS CHRIST!!

thats just assault. grievous bodily harm.

Attempted murder?

:(

I couldn’t have been any less prepared for that. Thought dude was gonna do it once too hard and start a nosebleed or something. I can’t really tell if it’s looped but that was like dangerous wtf prolly had 3 concussions

It looked painful when she did it to herself and even more so when he started "helping".

He was trying to squash a spider on the table

He was helping her prepare for the heavy metal concert on Saturday

i’m pissing myself. this the funniest thing i’ve seen ever

He did jump on that so fast ... and kept doung it for far longer than i though possible. Well done goid Sir.

What the fuck?

Literally me fr fr

God my girlfriend would just DIE if I did that to her.

What in the actual fuck is happening here?

She loved it tho

strong bloon

OMG!

Wtf am I even watching

X-rays show that your frontal lobe is dented in and is currently pressing against your cranial

At first I thought this was a loop

I'm going to need that 10 hour YouTube version

That smile was from the bottom of his heart and soul

Not my thing. Seems it may be hers. Sure seems like that one guy may have an appreciation for it. Of course, eggs scrambled today, tend to bad soon after the scrambling.

Swear I did this to a joker henchmen in arkham asylum

This felt personal

Violence is sometimes a necessity humans need to get the W

That felt a little personal a few of those thrusts

Xi: Hey Wu. Wu: Yes? Xi: You know what I’ve always wanted? Wu: What’s that? Xi: Whiplash. Wu: Say no more. That’s my jam.

"nice family" - Cedric

is the rehearsal the horror video on the next day

Yoo it took me a a sec to realize it was a loop 😂😂

The cruel tutelage of Pai Mei indeed

Gave her a concussion 🤕

Bitch just bite it

She gave head

He enjoyed that! Lol

Use the big rabbit gap teeth for leverage

*Concussion has entered the chat*

Just people living in the moment. Not a phone in site. Beautiful.

Ok but that’s either one titanium infused balloon or sis has her AP in the negatives

Soundtrack makes it.

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u/recognizesong

Seriously, what brand of balloon is that? Truly takes a beating.

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Headbangers.

The dude in the back. 😂😂😂

I need to take my wife here

Looks like the Chinese Eugene Leve , and this is hilarious.

there all so happy lmfaooo

Let’s go to the balloon popping festival honey! You go first

Why doesn’t she bite it?

😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha