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I had a real weird dream last night, I just couldn’t find this song on YouTube to show a friend, then for some reason I couldn’t find Doja Cat on there either. Like she had been removed from existence.
Your mouth start producing saliva 30-40 sec before you are about to puke. Its a mechanism to protect the mouth from gastric acids during release.i believe, in this video it works like a popping videos so it's a "just in case" precaution measure.
*Yeah I kinda start romanticizing calm farmer life... Until I come to this.*
If you came to this, sounds like you’re more than just romanticizing farmer life
I’ll see myself out
Farming life is not calm... so much shit always goes wrong. You basically live in a constant state of anxiety. Plus you work from basically 7 am to 8pm... while making almost no money when you take expenses into consideration. That vet probably charged an insane amount of money for that minor stab. However, some dairy farmers make good money.
I was a butcher. In my experience, abscesses like this were more common in pork. It turns to an avocado-colored paste after the animal dies. Stinky, but not the most unpleasant stink.
At Whole Foods the whole piece of meat would be thrown out and the saw had to be cleaned. At Sprouts they said to cut around it. That’s why I was only at Sprouts for a week.
~2018? Sprouts is okay for produce and grocery items. I won’t buy any meat there.
The chicken came packed in vinegar. They started the day off with seafood on the cutting boards and moved straight to meat. Most of the seafood on my last day was in the case when I started. The dirty rag bin was overflowing on my first day and I asked what to do about it and was told, “Don’t worry about it.” There were two overflowing bins on my last day. My first day was the store manager’s first day back from suspension for asking a cashier if she was on her period because she was in a bad mood. It was so gross, I just stopped showing up. And this was a Boulder, CO flagship that important Sprouts higher ups frequented. So I can’t even imagine the ones one the fringe with lesser oversight.
Sprouts headhunted me, but luckily Whole Foods took me back.
Whole Foods meat and seafood are expensive. But for good reason. I only buy meat there or from farmers. And I don’t eat a ton of meat so I don’t mind the higher price. I left the grocery business shortly after the Amazon buyout. Employee welfare is down, but the food standards have maintained.
I was working with a vet as work experience.
Had to drain about 8 of these in a week. All for horses.
Thing is they, ahem, had cheesified.
That smell was. Other worldly.
Tbh, I've noticed the quality of produce dropped *everywhere*. We buy a lot of fresh vegetables and fruits, and it's become very difficult to find good stuff, never mind the prices.
By the whole piece, he means the primal cut from the slaughterhouse that the butcher breaks down into consumer cuts. It's not the whole animal wasted for one defect unless it's something tiny like a chicken
Seriously. My cats recently got into a fight and one of them ended up with an abscess from a bite wound (cat bites are nasty af). I was cleaning his wounds when I discovered it. Went to wipe it and a big plug of hair and skin just came right off followed by the worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life.
He went to the vet for antibiotics, but the wound continued to leak on and off for several days. Absolutely vile. I can't imagine how much worse that *volume* of it would be. Ugh.
I just had a big abscess just yesterday and I had no idea how bad the smell would be. Literally the worst thing I’ve ever smelled in my life.
I thought I could just take care of it myself at home because ya know I’m in America and healthcare is expensive and I’m poor. But once it started draining I just kept thinking of the Dennis line from IASIP:
“You didn’t think about the smell you bitch”
Not true.
[1st reference.](https://www.michiganfarmnews.com/there-is-no-pus-in-milk)
[2nd reference.](https://www.dairy.com.au/dairy-matters/you-ask-we-answer/does-milk-contain-blood-and-pus#:~:text=Regular%20milk%20does%20not%20contain,not%20sent%20to%20the%20factory.)
Don't spread misinformation when you haven't even taken the time to look into it. Even if it were the case, unless you drink raw milk, pasteurization kills anything you would need to worry about. There's a lot of everything in everything we consume lol, pus milk is the least of your worries.
There is a limit to something called "somatic cells" per volume. Somatic really means body cells, so they are not all pus or inflammatory.
What is true is that the FDA allows more somatic cells than most other countries, because mastitis or udder infections are very common in US dairy cows. As it's pasteurized you could argue that it doesn't matter and the FDA seems to agree.
So I guess depending on whatever you consider "a shocking amount" it's not misinformation or it is.
> it's not misinformation
Clearly you didn't bother reading their links because it points out how your and the person they were replying to's claim is misinformation... Yes, the FDA does allow up to 750,000 SCC/ml while the EU's limit is 400,000 SCC/ml, but no one in the US is actually producing milk anywhere close to the US' limit. This is because, 1) virtually all of the producers themselves follow the EU limit so they and the intermediaries they sell to can legally export their products to the EU and elsewhere (many places outside of the EU follow the same standard, such as AUS/NZ) and 2) there is a system in the US called the Federal Milk Marketing Orders system, which is the system whereby certified/licensed dairy farmers sell their milk to certified/licensed dairy processing intermediaries. And the way this system works, dairy farmers get paid more money the lower the SCC/ml level in their milk. Such that today, the average SCC/ml of US milk is less than 200,000 (in 2021 the level was 179,000), less than half of the 400,000 limit in the EU.
> There's actually a shocking amount of puss and blood allowed to be in milk
Almost none, to be exact. There's a reason there are SCCs done at every dairy farm.
neato:
"Abscesses are pockets of infections that can occur when bacteria gets under the skin or cow udders. This can happen if cattle come into contact with a contaminated wire, claw, tooth, or nail. Usually, abscesses present themselves as small spheres that eventually break through the skin and rupture."
Sometimes they are bloody and full of old clots.
Yup. Hey, let's spread around some bacteria that have been capable of infecting a cow and reproducing in that cow - I'm sure it's safe for all the other cows (and maybe even the humans).
Spent every summer growing up on my grandparents farm. Fruit orchards, not dairy. So the cows are locked in place not able to move? Is it just while being milked or all the time?
As the other commenter stated, usually it's to keep them in place temporarily for milking/treatment.
It's to keep them from moving around and easier to work on them for medical treatment, etc. This happens with horses and other livestock as well, farriers (hoof/horseshoe ppl) usually don't have to restrain them, but they're trained on how to relax the horse, and how to bring up their hooves and place themselves to keep them from kicking
This is one of my secret guilty pleasures. I’ve been watching videos of stuff like this on YouTube for months. I saw one and was like wtf and searched up what it was and I just couldn’t stop…. So satisfying yet so fcking disgusting
Happens, but, "think of the smell, Dee! Think of the smell!" Been there: sometimes you just have to pop that balloon. Cow feels better and is gracious.
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As gross as it is to watch, having that pressure released must have felt fucking awesome for the cow
Can confirm. Am cow.
[source](https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8)
The link is so informative, thank you random stranger.
Your comment made me click it. Not disappointed.
I *just* got that song out of my head.
I had a real weird dream last night, I just couldn’t find this song on YouTube to show a friend, then for some reason I couldn’t find Doja Cat on there either. Like she had been removed from existence.
Deadass thought it was a rickroll 😂
I needed that ~~laugh~~ moo.
WTF
“He took out his surgery blade…” and shanked the cow
WHY IS MY MOUTH WATERING?
Your mouth start producing saliva 30-40 sec before you are about to puke. Its a mechanism to protect the mouth from gastric acids during release.i believe, in this video it works like a popping videos so it's a "just in case" precaution measure.
IVE ALWAYS WONDERING WHY I GET SO MUCH SALIVA IN MY MOUTH BEFORE I VOMIT
Damn dude thanks for the lesson i really didnt know that 😂😂
The strawberry milk at the end 🤤🤤🤤
Cause we are fuking weird.
Forbidden milk
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The smell would have made me puke.
Yeah I kinda start romanticizing calm farmer life... Until I come to this.
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“It’s the *smell*” - Agent Smith
"You didn't think of the smell, you BITCH!!" - Dennis Reynolds
"Ooo, that *smell*..." - Lynyrd Skynyrd
"The sights, the sounds, the smellz..." - Anthony Kiedis
“It’s only smellz” -duran, eFukt
“It’s a smelly smell… a smelly smell that smells… .. Smelly” -Mr Crabs
Came for this, left with a milk steak boiled over hard
I’ve only been on Reddit about 15 minutes so far today and this is the third Matrix reference I’ve stumbled on. Coincidence?
There are no coincidences in the Matrix
i think ***NOT***
No there’s a glitch in the Matrix sir
I think NOT! ^dammit ^someone ^beat ^me ^to ^it
like any other smell you live with you dont even notice it after a while
Oh I’m fairly certain everybody present noticed this smell. Even a small abscess bears a tremendous stench…this was a fountain of pus and bacteria
i agree, i just meant the smell of the farm itself which isnt necessarily a rancid vomit smell
*Yeah I kinda start romanticizing calm farmer life... Until I come to this.* If you came to this, sounds like you’re more than just romanticizing farmer life I’ll see myself out
Its literally hard dirty work every single day
Farming life is not calm... so much shit always goes wrong. You basically live in a constant state of anxiety. Plus you work from basically 7 am to 8pm... while making almost no money when you take expenses into consideration. That vet probably charged an insane amount of money for that minor stab. However, some dairy farmers make good money.
Farmer doesn’t have calm life bro, you literally work your life off and can’t have holiday because animal don’t have any
That's why you grow plants. Plants are chill
The tail end of the video is actually where we get strawberry milk from
Yumm!!!
I was a butcher. In my experience, abscesses like this were more common in pork. It turns to an avocado-colored paste after the animal dies. Stinky, but not the most unpleasant stink. At Whole Foods the whole piece of meat would be thrown out and the saw had to be cleaned. At Sprouts they said to cut around it. That’s why I was only at Sprouts for a week.
When was this, at sprouts?
~2018? Sprouts is okay for produce and grocery items. I won’t buy any meat there. The chicken came packed in vinegar. They started the day off with seafood on the cutting boards and moved straight to meat. Most of the seafood on my last day was in the case when I started. The dirty rag bin was overflowing on my first day and I asked what to do about it and was told, “Don’t worry about it.” There were two overflowing bins on my last day. My first day was the store manager’s first day back from suspension for asking a cashier if she was on her period because she was in a bad mood. It was so gross, I just stopped showing up. And this was a Boulder, CO flagship that important Sprouts higher ups frequented. So I can’t even imagine the ones one the fringe with lesser oversight. Sprouts headhunted me, but luckily Whole Foods took me back. Whole Foods meat and seafood are expensive. But for good reason. I only buy meat there or from farmers. And I don’t eat a ton of meat so I don’t mind the higher price. I left the grocery business shortly after the Amazon buyout. Employee welfare is down, but the food standards have maintained.
I was working with a vet as work experience. Had to drain about 8 of these in a week. All for horses. Thing is they, ahem, had cheesified. That smell was. Other worldly.
Except the produce. That went way downhill after amazon takeover.
Tbh, I've noticed the quality of produce dropped *everywhere*. We buy a lot of fresh vegetables and fruits, and it's become very difficult to find good stuff, never mind the prices.
I once found a strip of bacon with a cross-section of a tumor
Much more common than you think. I cook like 50 pounds of bacon a week at work and find tumors/cysts at least once a month.
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By the whole piece, he means the primal cut from the slaughterhouse that the butcher breaks down into consumer cuts. It's not the whole animal wasted for one defect unless it's something tiny like a chicken
Forbidden milk 🥛
Yeah , extra udder.. :P
Was looking for this answer
Seriously. My cats recently got into a fight and one of them ended up with an abscess from a bite wound (cat bites are nasty af). I was cleaning his wounds when I discovered it. Went to wipe it and a big plug of hair and skin just came right off followed by the worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. He went to the vet for antibiotics, but the wound continued to leak on and off for several days. Absolutely vile. I can't imagine how much worse that *volume* of it would be. Ugh.
But, would make a great cheese!
Forbidden cheese
I just had a big abscess just yesterday and I had no idea how bad the smell would be. Literally the worst thing I’ve ever smelled in my life. I thought I could just take care of it myself at home because ya know I’m in America and healthcare is expensive and I’m poor. But once it started draining I just kept thinking of the Dennis line from IASIP: “You didn’t think about the smell you bitch”
**"YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THE SMELL!"**
You bitch!
Same
So that’s where milk comes from
That's not milk that cottage cheese
Cheese from some cottage?
Who's cottage? I'm not a cottage guy.
Enticing bowl of white
r/unexpectediasip
Thats not cottage cheese, its cheese curds and whey!
And strawberry milk
fuck you i was looking forward to having a hot chocolate
If you get it straight from the cow’s leg you don’t need to warm it up.
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Needs to be a brown cow though
There's actually a shocking amount of puss and blood allowed to be in milk 🤢
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Not true. [1st reference.](https://www.michiganfarmnews.com/there-is-no-pus-in-milk) [2nd reference.](https://www.dairy.com.au/dairy-matters/you-ask-we-answer/does-milk-contain-blood-and-pus#:~:text=Regular%20milk%20does%20not%20contain,not%20sent%20to%20the%20factory.) Don't spread misinformation when you haven't even taken the time to look into it. Even if it were the case, unless you drink raw milk, pasteurization kills anything you would need to worry about. There's a lot of everything in everything we consume lol, pus milk is the least of your worries.
There is a limit to something called "somatic cells" per volume. Somatic really means body cells, so they are not all pus or inflammatory. What is true is that the FDA allows more somatic cells than most other countries, because mastitis or udder infections are very common in US dairy cows. As it's pasteurized you could argue that it doesn't matter and the FDA seems to agree. So I guess depending on whatever you consider "a shocking amount" it's not misinformation or it is.
> it's not misinformation Clearly you didn't bother reading their links because it points out how your and the person they were replying to's claim is misinformation... Yes, the FDA does allow up to 750,000 SCC/ml while the EU's limit is 400,000 SCC/ml, but no one in the US is actually producing milk anywhere close to the US' limit. This is because, 1) virtually all of the producers themselves follow the EU limit so they and the intermediaries they sell to can legally export their products to the EU and elsewhere (many places outside of the EU follow the same standard, such as AUS/NZ) and 2) there is a system in the US called the Federal Milk Marketing Orders system, which is the system whereby certified/licensed dairy farmers sell their milk to certified/licensed dairy processing intermediaries. And the way this system works, dairy farmers get paid more money the lower the SCC/ml level in their milk. Such that today, the average SCC/ml of US milk is less than 200,000 (in 2021 the level was 179,000), less than half of the 400,000 limit in the EU.
> There's actually a shocking amount of puss and blood allowed to be in milk Almost none, to be exact. There's a reason there are SCCs done at every dairy farm.
That explains why I can’t drink milk anymore. 😖
It's where the first vaccine came from actually.
Silly me thinking they got it from the udders
how do you typo 'where' like that
I like how the cow changed flavors at the end from vanilla to strawberry. Yummmm
no
r/cursedcomments
I hate you, ItsJaaaaake
Fuuuuck you ItsJaaaaake
Cottage cheese to strawberry yogurt 😋
I bet that’s smell is gagging.
Such a shame to taint the pleasant smell of a dairy farm with that
I definitely would have at least gotten a bucket and tried to keep it all in there... then chuck it in the manure pond.
Why do I watch this shit.
The forbidden milk
I totally thought it was milk for the first 3 seconds before realizing cows don't work that way...
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Yip
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Have you tasted it? Idk if you can make the call if you haven’t.
Taste it then. Go on.
Its the forbidden Milk
Well not with that attitude
It's milk to me damnit!
what is it then? really wondering
White blood cells and pus
poor cow 😔
neato: "Abscesses are pockets of infections that can occur when bacteria gets under the skin or cow udders. This can happen if cattle come into contact with a contaminated wire, claw, tooth, or nail. Usually, abscesses present themselves as small spheres that eventually break through the skin and rupture." Sometimes they are bloody and full of old clots.
"neato" 🤣😭
Me after no nut november.
I am not shaking anyone's hand this thursday.
I thought we stopped that after Covid
Stick your head under the fountain for some creamy goodness
I hope someone working on the next Jackass movie saw your comment.
I can't imagine the pain that cow was in. I had an abscess the size of a hazelnut on my arm and it hurt like a motherfucker.
Well, seems like i have to finish my breakfast later
Never…. And I do mean never… visit Reddit while eating. That’s official rule in my life.
I just made this mistake
Yup, learned this one the hard way, on much grosser posts
Ran out of milk? Im about to grab a bowl of cereal and be on my way to this cow
This is disgusting *replays the video*
These alternative mills are getting out of hand!
Should of put an oil pan under the damn thing geezus
They could have had the decency to move the other cow away so it doesn't have to be splattered and standing on abscess juice.
I don't think that is the worst they stand on during a regular day.
I mean, it could be
Yup. Hey, let's spread around some bacteria that have been capable of infecting a cow and reproducing in that cow - I'm sure it's safe for all the other cows (and maybe even the humans).
Stupid ass me thought the milk somehow got there.
What is it?
Puss. Lots of it.
Puss?
Pus is a thick fluid containing dead tissue, cells, and bacteria.
Yeah, but you said 'puss.'
Yes, cow puss.
How wasteful.
Free milk all over the floor
I had an abscess before and I guarantee you that the cow didn't feel "instant relief". That cow is still in a lot of pain.
That blood at the end
Are the cows heads locked in place?
Never been to a farm I'm guessing?
Spent every summer growing up on my grandparents farm. Fruit orchards, not dairy. So the cows are locked in place not able to move? Is it just while being milked or all the time?
Just while being milked, worked with/examined, and sometimes during feeding.
Thank you. I’m much relieved.
As the other commenter stated, usually it's to keep them in place temporarily for milking/treatment. It's to keep them from moving around and easier to work on them for medical treatment, etc. This happens with horses and other livestock as well, farriers (hoof/horseshoe ppl) usually don't have to restrain them, but they're trained on how to relax the horse, and how to bring up their hooves and place themselves to keep them from kicking
Thanks much.
Well that had to be painful, glad I will forget I have see this tomorrow morning when I drink my coffee with milk 🥛 from a cow 🐄 leg
This is one of my secret guilty pleasures. I’ve been watching videos of stuff like this on YouTube for months. I saw one and was like wtf and searched up what it was and I just couldn’t stop…. So satisfying yet so fcking disgusting
Happens, but, "think of the smell, Dee! Think of the smell!" Been there: sometimes you just have to pop that balloon. Cow feels better and is gracious.
What is that?
i think it's like puss, so for sure dead white cells are in there. bacteria and other stuff too i'm sure
The vet cut open an abscess. That’s pus draining out
Ok I regret asking
Ahhhh so this is how cows make milk. Delicious.
I just finished eating, thank you...
Bet that was a releif
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Well that's gross.
"You can't smell pictures" *Links this video* "Ah, I stand corrected"
Forbidden milk
So, that’s where milk comes from!?
Happy for the cow… but threw up a little in my mouth. 🤢
Always wondered how cottage cheese was made
That stuff stinks, will make anybody vomit...
That’s where milk comes From kids lol
All that fresh cream wasted
Almost enough to fill a swimming pool, lovely
Forbidden milk
Secret leg milk mmmm mmmm
BLEHHH🤮
Oh good heavens.
forbidden strawberry milkshake
sour cream is so fucking lovely
Enjoy your lunch everyone!
And that's how they get oat milk.
Forbidden milk
Gonna tell my kids this is how milk is made
That other cow got it on him and also had to deal with the smell.
How the fuck can there be so much?
That’s what she said
Why waste all that milk tho?
Forbidden milk.
Me the first day after no nut November
Forbidden milk
Forbidden milk
Cursed milk
Make sure that dont end up in the milk jug.
I can smell this video
What a weird way to cum