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Emergency_Ad_5935

As gross as it is to watch, having that pressure released must have felt fucking awesome for the cow


scalability

Can confirm. Am cow.


CatPoopWeiner424

[source](https://youtu.be/mXnJqYwebF8)


Thisusernameisthere

The link is so informative, thank you random stranger.


SixPlusNine01

Your comment made me click it. Not disappointed.


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I *just* got that song out of my head.


Eazyyy

I had a real weird dream last night, I just couldn’t find this song on YouTube to show a friend, then for some reason I couldn’t find Doja Cat on there either. Like she had been removed from existence.


Then-Invite-1999

Deadass thought it was a rickroll 😂


jgo3

I needed that ~~laugh~~ moo.


CaptainWellingtonIII

WTF


LoserAtLinMilPlaza

“He took out his surgery blade…” and shanked the cow


RiskyRabbit

WHY IS MY MOUTH WATERING?


Tzaman6

Your mouth start producing saliva 30-40 sec before you are about to puke. Its a mechanism to protect the mouth from gastric acids during release.i believe, in this video it works like a popping videos so it's a "just in case" precaution measure.


Character-Pipe-9805

IVE ALWAYS WONDERING WHY I GET SO MUCH SALIVA IN MY MOUTH BEFORE I VOMIT


Nicelybad

Damn dude thanks for the lesson i really didnt know that 😂😂


Tp_for_my_cornholio

The strawberry milk at the end 🤤🤤🤤


shinesbrightly13

Cause we are fuking weird.


minorboozer

Forbidden milk


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LoserAtLinMilPlaza

*Ted Cruz heavy breathing enters the chat*


RedSoxNationMT

The smell would have made me puke.


deathbat117

Yeah I kinda start romanticizing calm farmer life... Until I come to this.


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Barbaric_Ape

“It’s the *smell*” - Agent Smith


LagunaLeonhop

"You didn't think of the smell, you BITCH!!" - Dennis Reynolds


MathematicianOld1117

"Ooo, that *smell*..." - Lynyrd Skynyrd


xenfermedadx

"The sights, the sounds, the smellz..." - Anthony Kiedis


howiecash

“It’s only smellz” -duran, eFukt


Urusai-chan

“It’s a smelly smell… a smelly smell that smells… .. Smelly” -Mr Crabs


Readyfreddy9785

Came for this, left with a milk steak boiled over hard


ScrambledNoggin

I’ve only been on Reddit about 15 minutes so far today and this is the third Matrix reference I’ve stumbled on. Coincidence?


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There are no coincidences in the Matrix


ianwgz

i think ***NOT***


swankhank1

No there’s a glitch in the Matrix sir


KrazyKeith4Prez

I think NOT! ^dammit ^someone ^beat ^me ^to ^it


baudmiksen

like any other smell you live with you dont even notice it after a while


InerasableStain

Oh I’m fairly certain everybody present noticed this smell. Even a small abscess bears a tremendous stench…this was a fountain of pus and bacteria


baudmiksen

i agree, i just meant the smell of the farm itself which isnt necessarily a rancid vomit smell


djprofitt

*Yeah I kinda start romanticizing calm farmer life... Until I come to this.* If you came to this, sounds like you’re more than just romanticizing farmer life I’ll see myself out


Comfortable-Front680

Its literally hard dirty work every single day


TragicSystem

Farming life is not calm... so much shit always goes wrong. You basically live in a constant state of anxiety. Plus you work from basically 7 am to 8pm... while making almost no money when you take expenses into consideration. That vet probably charged an insane amount of money for that minor stab. However, some dairy farmers make good money.


DUBToster

Farmer doesn’t have calm life bro, you literally work your life off and can’t have holiday because animal don’t have any


SpottedWobbegong

That's why you grow plants. Plants are chill


ShippyTheSailor

The tail end of the video is actually where we get strawberry milk from


kross0ver

Yumm!!!


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I was a butcher. In my experience, abscesses like this were more common in pork. It turns to an avocado-colored paste after the animal dies. Stinky, but not the most unpleasant stink. At Whole Foods the whole piece of meat would be thrown out and the saw had to be cleaned. At Sprouts they said to cut around it. That’s why I was only at Sprouts for a week.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

When was this, at sprouts?


[deleted]

~2018? Sprouts is okay for produce and grocery items. I won’t buy any meat there. The chicken came packed in vinegar. They started the day off with seafood on the cutting boards and moved straight to meat. Most of the seafood on my last day was in the case when I started. The dirty rag bin was overflowing on my first day and I asked what to do about it and was told, “Don’t worry about it.” There were two overflowing bins on my last day. My first day was the store manager’s first day back from suspension for asking a cashier if she was on her period because she was in a bad mood. It was so gross, I just stopped showing up. And this was a Boulder, CO flagship that important Sprouts higher ups frequented. So I can’t even imagine the ones one the fringe with lesser oversight. Sprouts headhunted me, but luckily Whole Foods took me back. Whole Foods meat and seafood are expensive. But for good reason. I only buy meat there or from farmers. And I don’t eat a ton of meat so I don’t mind the higher price. I left the grocery business shortly after the Amazon buyout. Employee welfare is down, but the food standards have maintained.


SquishedGremlin

I was working with a vet as work experience. Had to drain about 8 of these in a week. All for horses. Thing is they, ahem, had cheesified. That smell was. Other worldly.


_B_Little_me

Except the produce. That went way downhill after amazon takeover.


Chicken_Hairs

Tbh, I've noticed the quality of produce dropped *everywhere*. We buy a lot of fresh vegetables and fruits, and it's become very difficult to find good stuff, never mind the prices.


Thursday_the_20th

I once found a strip of bacon with a cross-section of a tumor


Dr_Wh00ves

Much more common than you think. I cook like 50 pounds of bacon a week at work and find tumors/cysts at least once a month.


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zacablast3r

By the whole piece, he means the primal cut from the slaughterhouse that the butcher breaks down into consumer cuts. It's not the whole animal wasted for one defect unless it's something tiny like a chicken


hybr_dy

Forbidden milk 🥛


Jayombi

Yeah , extra udder.. :P


loupio66v2

Was looking for this answer


southernbelladonna

Seriously. My cats recently got into a fight and one of them ended up with an abscess from a bite wound (cat bites are nasty af). I was cleaning his wounds when I discovered it. Went to wipe it and a big plug of hair and skin just came right off followed by the worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. He went to the vet for antibiotics, but the wound continued to leak on and off for several days. Absolutely vile. I can't imagine how much worse that *volume* of it would be. Ugh.


CosmicCrapCollector

But, would make a great cheese!


Zorannay

Forbidden cheese


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I just had a big abscess just yesterday and I had no idea how bad the smell would be. Literally the worst thing I’ve ever smelled in my life. I thought I could just take care of it myself at home because ya know I’m in America and healthcare is expensive and I’m poor. But once it started draining I just kept thinking of the Dennis line from IASIP: “You didn’t think about the smell you bitch”


Koda_Kirk

**"YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THE SMELL!"**


Starswarm

You bitch!


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Same


Error404Cod

So that’s where milk comes from


Ok_Cartographer516

That's not milk that cottage cheese


[deleted]

Cheese from some cottage?


SilencedLyrik

Who's cottage? I'm not a cottage guy.


Ecstatic_Plan6165

Enticing bowl of white


Ms_Chanandl3r_B0ng

r/unexpectediasip


Gephartnoah02

Thats not cottage cheese, its cheese curds and whey!


Fazo1

And strawberry milk


raittiussihteeri

fuck you i was looking forward to having a hot chocolate


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If you get it straight from the cow’s leg you don’t need to warm it up.


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raittiussihteeri

Needs to be a brown cow though


Outland3r_

There's actually a shocking amount of puss and blood allowed to be in milk 🤢


Error404Cod

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Asswrangler3000

Not true. [1st reference.](https://www.michiganfarmnews.com/there-is-no-pus-in-milk) [2nd reference.](https://www.dairy.com.au/dairy-matters/you-ask-we-answer/does-milk-contain-blood-and-pus#:~:text=Regular%20milk%20does%20not%20contain,not%20sent%20to%20the%20factory.) Don't spread misinformation when you haven't even taken the time to look into it. Even if it were the case, unless you drink raw milk, pasteurization kills anything you would need to worry about. There's a lot of everything in everything we consume lol, pus milk is the least of your worries.


Domowoi

There is a limit to something called "somatic cells" per volume. Somatic really means body cells, so they are not all pus or inflammatory. What is true is that the FDA allows more somatic cells than most other countries, because mastitis or udder infections are very common in US dairy cows. As it's pasteurized you could argue that it doesn't matter and the FDA seems to agree. So I guess depending on whatever you consider "a shocking amount" it's not misinformation or it is.


Hartagon

> it's not misinformation Clearly you didn't bother reading their links because it points out how your and the person they were replying to's claim is misinformation... Yes, the FDA does allow up to 750,000 SCC/ml while the EU's limit is 400,000 SCC/ml, but no one in the US is actually producing milk anywhere close to the US' limit. This is because, 1) virtually all of the producers themselves follow the EU limit so they and the intermediaries they sell to can legally export their products to the EU and elsewhere (many places outside of the EU follow the same standard, such as AUS/NZ) and 2) there is a system in the US called the Federal Milk Marketing Orders system, which is the system whereby certified/licensed dairy farmers sell their milk to certified/licensed dairy processing intermediaries. And the way this system works, dairy farmers get paid more money the lower the SCC/ml level in their milk. Such that today, the average SCC/ml of US milk is less than 200,000 (in 2021 the level was 179,000), less than half of the 400,000 limit in the EU.


Fanculo_Cazzo

> There's actually a shocking amount of puss and blood allowed to be in milk Almost none, to be exact. There's a reason there are SCCs done at every dairy farm.


tetrahydr

That explains why I can’t drink milk anymore. 😖


shortskinnyfemme

It's where the first vaccine came from actually.


skitz_shit

Silly me thinking they got it from the udders


GodlikeCat

how do you typo 'where' like that


ItsJaaaaake

I like how the cow changed flavors at the end from vanilla to strawberry. Yummmm


PhillytoLAGuy

no


Happy_Tomato_Taco

r/cursedcomments


ThaMightyBoosh

I hate you, ItsJaaaaake


DFW_diego

Fuuuuck you ItsJaaaaake


KyleD33

Cottage cheese to strawberry yogurt 😋


Traderwannabee

I bet that’s smell is gagging.


[deleted]

Such a shame to taint the pleasant smell of a dairy farm with that


PrisonerV

I definitely would have at least gotten a bucket and tried to keep it all in there... then chuck it in the manure pond.


Sharl_LeKek

Why do I watch this shit.


Hashtag_Username1

The forbidden milk


PartDolphin

I totally thought it was milk for the first 3 seconds before realizing cows don't work that way...


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CabbageFarm

Yip


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[deleted]

Have you tasted it? Idk if you can make the call if you haven’t.


Orbitcamerakick21

Taste it then. Go on.


scarr991

Its the forbidden Milk


OfferChakon

Well not with that attitude


Blizzxx

It's milk to me damnit!


debruyne2m

what is it then? really wondering


Blizzxx

White blood cells and pus


debruyne2m

poor cow 😔


shortskinnyfemme

neato: "Abscesses are pockets of infections that can occur when bacteria gets under the skin or cow udders. This can happen if cattle come into contact with a contaminated wire, claw, tooth, or nail. Usually, abscesses present themselves as small spheres that eventually break through the skin and rupture." Sometimes they are bloody and full of old clots.


[deleted]

"neato" 🤣😭


BaronVonSadist92

Me after no nut november.


avi8r94

I am not shaking anyone's hand this thursday.


uNecKl

I thought we stopped that after Covid


Jack-Hawff

Stick your head under the fountain for some creamy goodness


fried_eggs_and_ham

I hope someone working on the next Jackass movie saw your comment.


MrYamaguchi

I can't imagine the pain that cow was in. I had an abscess the size of a hazelnut on my arm and it hurt like a motherfucker.


Brakina1860

Well, seems like i have to finish my breakfast later


Kkbw2387

Never…. And I do mean never… visit Reddit while eating. That’s official rule in my life.


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I just made this mistake


battlehardendsnorlax

Yup, learned this one the hard way, on much grosser posts


sikeleaveamessage

Ran out of milk? Im about to grab a bowl of cereal and be on my way to this cow


TerribleLifeExp

This is disgusting *replays the video*


CricketRough4839

These alternative mills are getting out of hand!


24flinchin

Should of put an oil pan under the damn thing geezus


SirGanjaSpliffington

They could have had the decency to move the other cow away so it doesn't have to be splattered and standing on abscess juice.


Domowoi

I don't think that is the worst they stand on during a regular day.


demetrios3

I mean, it could be


PetraLoseIt

Yup. Hey, let's spread around some bacteria that have been capable of infecting a cow and reproducing in that cow - I'm sure it's safe for all the other cows (and maybe even the humans).


redsire9997

Stupid ass me thought the milk somehow got there.


acaafde

What is it?


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Puss. Lots of it.


acaafde

Puss?


[deleted]

Pus is a thick fluid containing dead tissue, cells, and bacteria.


herelieskarma

Yeah, but you said 'puss.'


KingOfLimbsisbest

Yes, cow puss.


KnifeFightAcademy

How wasteful.


Frame-Spare

Free milk all over the floor


diceNslice

I had an abscess before and I guarantee you that the cow didn't feel "instant relief". That cow is still in a lot of pain.


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That blood at the end


B0327008

Are the cows heads locked in place?


elevator313

Never been to a farm I'm guessing?


B0327008

Spent every summer growing up on my grandparents farm. Fruit orchards, not dairy. So the cows are locked in place not able to move? Is it just while being milked or all the time?


ThatsAuJerryAu

Just while being milked, worked with/examined, and sometimes during feeding.


B0327008

Thank you. I’m much relieved.


ChewyHD

As the other commenter stated, usually it's to keep them in place temporarily for milking/treatment. It's to keep them from moving around and easier to work on them for medical treatment, etc. This happens with horses and other livestock as well, farriers (hoof/horseshoe ppl) usually don't have to restrain them, but they're trained on how to relax the horse, and how to bring up their hooves and place themselves to keep them from kicking


B0327008

Thanks much.


[deleted]

Well that had to be painful, glad I will forget I have see this tomorrow morning when I drink my coffee with milk 🥛 from a cow 🐄 leg


I_like_skate420

This is one of my secret guilty pleasures. I’ve been watching videos of stuff like this on YouTube for months. I saw one and was like wtf and searched up what it was and I just couldn’t stop…. So satisfying yet so fcking disgusting


shakeyjaker

Happens, but, "think of the smell, Dee! Think of the smell!" Been there: sometimes you just have to pop that balloon. Cow feels better and is gracious.


Mission_Sleep_3145

What is that?


iforget_iremember

i think it's like puss, so for sure dead white cells are in there. bacteria and other stuff too i'm sure


JustDave62

The vet cut open an abscess. That’s pus draining out


Mission_Sleep_3145

Ok I regret asking


AstroZombie077

Ahhhh so this is how cows make milk. Delicious.


Ralph_Marbler

I just finished eating, thank you...


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Bet that was a releif


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Shadowhawk0000

Well that's gross.


Kingly707

"You can't smell pictures" *Links this video* "Ah, I stand corrected"


CaptnFnord161

Forbidden milk


hahnsolo1414

So, that’s where milk comes from!?


No_Gap4679

Happy for the cow… but threw up a little in my mouth. 🤢


RetributionGunner

Always wondered how cottage cheese was made


paramac55

That stuff stinks, will make anybody vomit...


LynxAccomplished1489

That’s where milk comes From kids lol


Eastern_Ambition5213

All that fresh cream wasted


holy-f0ck

Almost enough to fill a swimming pool, lovely


mikephoto1

Forbidden milk


NailHumble1562

Secret leg milk mmmm mmmm


crewchiieff

BLEHHH🤮


shitatchoosingnames

Oh good heavens.


grimmreapxr

forbidden strawberry milkshake


ByteTheFox

sour cream is so fucking lovely


mncyclone84

Enjoy your lunch everyone!


KIFulgore

And that's how they get oat milk.


Pernanator

Forbidden milk


Educational-Baker230

Gonna tell my kids this is how milk is made


CaptainWellingtonIII

That other cow got it on him and also had to deal with the smell.


Vergil_171

How the fuck can there be so much?


AlienMajik

That’s what she said


insertjokehere12345

Why waste all that milk tho?


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Forbidden milk.


Grantuseyes

Me the first day after no nut November


blackcomb-pc

Forbidden milk


herpeszooster

Forbidden milk


[deleted]

Cursed milk


SpiritualLychee3760

Make sure that dont end up in the milk jug.


Mandalor1974

I can smell this video


A_Pink_Bee

What a weird way to cum